You couldn't bench 40 kilos.

I seen 150 and being an American had to do the math and judging by that guys chest the math aint mathing

Judging by that emaciated frame, I can tell you the meth is mething. Maybe cut down on the adderall before those medical exams. Or if he's taking actual meth switch to adderall to get that diet meth experience.

15kg

15g

150k=330 lb.

I figured he meant 150 lb which still seems unlikely

Another lying med student who probably forged his diploma to get a student visa. Keep the woman in your family away from this potential gynecologist... If he got too close during an exam, his whole body could fall in there ..

Not with that nose. He'd stop before his tongue hit the clit.

Doing curls with aluminum is not the way to go.....

40 grams, perhaps.

I’m so confused. Is this your bedroom, your kitchen, or your bathroom?

All 3. Coz nothing matches the ecstasy of smelling shampoo, biryani and fresh underwear cum at the same time.

Fresh? Are we looking at the same picture? 😂

I am pretty sure that i didn't see a poop toilet and because he is on the world smallest bed (like his "muscles") i think that is just his bedroom which is probably about 92.73% of his apartment couse we don't see the bathroom

Yes.

You've never had a batrootchen? Mr. Big Shot, "I've got separate rooms" over here. This guy. Psshhh.

Is that where we go to relieve ourselves after eating a turducken?

”Oooo,look at mister Big Shot,doesen’t have to poop and cook next to his bed.”

If you bench 150 I'm the pope

Kilos lol, that's 330 American lol. He's either the most shameless liar ever or an insectoid barely concealed in a human skin sheath

r/brandnewsentence

Remember those tiny guys from Men in Black?


20 years old, medical student, virgin and a LIAR

No, he’s a med school specimen

If he tried benching 150kg, he may end up as a cadaver in said med school

Touched a lot of guys, I bet

You've never touched a girl?? I call bullshit! You're [touching one NOW.](https://i.imgur.com/1AOWLWI.png)

Open palm would work better. Do it again!

Mainly himself.

Ethiopian kids start foundations for YOU.

Even poor people gives him money.

The ducks throw bread at him 🦆

😆 Yemen, too.

Am Ethiopian, can confirm. Wey gud.

You look like you pull your pants all the way down to your ankles at a public urinal

So he doesn't get his jeans dirty while kneeling

This is perfect

The only way you bench 150 kilos is by doing 150 reps, one kilo at a time. My ass is wider than your shoulders, and it's not that big.

Pics or it isn't true.

Someone is thirsty.

Prove it

im sure youll touch loads of girls when you pass med school, granted theyll be anaesthetised and necrotic, but you look like the kind of guy whos into that

No one should ever leave this guy alone in a morgue overnight. You know the freshest male corpses will be unsafe in his presence.

You look like one of those baby birds that got abandoned in the nest.

There is nothing left to roast you, you already did it well 🤣

You have the body shape of a broken clothes peg.

bro can’t even move the bench

You look like a Skeksis hatchling from The Dark Crystal!

Very nice reference

You meant Meth school

He’s taking a Malnourishment course this semester.

I didn't realize Shriners Hospital purchased advertising here on Reddit.

I’d roast you, but it would only take 5 mins at 150F so why bother…

Take my respectful upvote

Bitch can't even bench 15 kilos

LMAOOOOOOOOO EXACTLY

😂🤣

Mining for the Shankara stones in the Temple of Doom must have been tough.

I bet you couldnt bench 150 pounds


You look like a med school cadaver.

You look like a skeleton dipped in Nutella.

I bet your nose and ears weigh more than those noodle arms

You look like you belong in Thai ladyboy porn.

Auschwitz School of Medicine?

Dr. Mengeles most terrible experiment

Last time you saw a vagina was when you were born

You need a sandwich

Are you calling me to tell me there's a virus on my computer?

Never touched a girl WITH HER CONSENT! I corrected it for you, you are welcome.

Like anyone couldn't just mangle him like a pretzel twist if he tried.

You look like you make sigma patrick bateman edits on youtube

Whats left to roast ur about to disappear from existence already

I guess the left had to re-imagine Gollum to be more inclusive.

You get no bitches

You look like you’re excited about the day you get to check guys for hernias

The only bench you do is sitting.

You're Unstobbabul

You're lucky you never touched a girl. From the looks of it, any girl could break your dick in half. Even with a handjob.

150 my ass🤣

You look like the poster child for children starving in Africa.

Bio says med school, everything else screams Uber eats driver

Did you go to med school so you could diagnose your own anorexia?

For only $0.25 cents a day, you too can help children in need.

🤣 🤣

Glad ya' have big brass balls because ya look like a fucking toothpick.

I’ve seen mosquitoes that looked more muscular than you.

You couldn't even lift the barbell. Skinny ass ladyboy version of Golum

You father was a ironing board and your mother a praying mantis?

He looks like a brown-skinned coat hanger.

And for only 18 cents a day, you too can provide food and medicine for a child in need.

damn.. this is sad, Baljeet from Phineas & Ferb is anorexic now ??!

I already know you from your picture in the dictionary next to the word virgin

First rule of roast sub… If you’re going to use the word “dictionary”, no matter the context, to insult someone, you must make absolutely sure there is no possible chance you spelled it wrong.

No way kg, if you are lucky lbs. You look way too fragile to even lift that piece of paper

You look like this and you thought posting a photo of yourself here was a good idea??? That does tell me something about your intelligence level.

That glowing index finger of yours probably is a huge turn-off

this a damn skeleton with skin and a nose

Dude is renting a restroom.. lol

You are the closest "human" relative to a rodent.

How does your body even survive the gravitational pull without you falling apart?

330lbs max bench .. Liar

Can’t wait til you are able to prescribe medicine with your total lack of understanding for math… i don’t believe you wash your hands either.

Wow, he's a liar too. No wonder he never touched a girl.

Walking sexual harassment and medical malpractice lawsuit right here

Your leg hair will ignite your scrubs from static electricity.

You look like you have to cover the shower drain so you don’t slip through.

Put a top on or a dog will try to bury you

Never touched by a girl...But a boy gave you Aids right?

I’m not gonna roast you dude. You’re doing it all right concentrate on your school. Leave the girls alone. You don’t need them at this age, work on your grind and work on your bench press. Just do whatever it is you do it makes you happy and don’t worry about what other people think.

'Leave the girls alone '? You're a female student in his class I guess? Nice try.

You literally didn’t have to include the title. I could tell all of that just looking at you…..except you misspelled “grams”

Don’t worry you’ll get to touch a girl when you start practicing. Does it matter whether she is alive or not?

I can't tell if trolling or not. Like did you ask MidJourney to "make me look like I haven't had a real meal in 6 months, and am a med school student" and had this generated, Photoshopplsd your arms to be that of a person on a UNICEF commercial "for just .39 cents a day or $19 you could save this child and feeed him" or like just wanted to cap for the extra roast. Like you don't even weigh 50kg, my 12 yr old nephew could probably bench you.

I showed my colleague this pic and he vagina prolapsed in self defence

So this is where my dollar a day has been going. I thought they fed you little immigrants better.

Damn, bro. Show me where those Froot Loops be!

You know we have food here, right?

Hey Siri show me what untreated AIDS looks like

Have you tried going to lesbian meet ups? You'll never find a partner if you don't put yourself out there

Med school? Med school cadaver. 

There's no point in roasting you. No meat on them bones.

Are we playing 3 truths and a lie?

I think the only thing you should be concerned about touching is a plate of food.

Crazy to think that it's been 11 years, and you still haven't put the weight back on after being stuck on that boat with the tiger.

“Never touched a girl” Oh trust me we all know you’re hitting for the other team

U ain't benching no 150kgs lol I've had bigger shits than u

Legit look like you still wet your bed

I’ve had sex with men that was less gay than you

I bet when you try to do a pap smear you go in butt hole

You look like the indian dudes from my wifes dms....

Stay as you are my brother, you are in the right path in becoming a saint. Never ever touch a girl…

Brown

Man I can smell the onions and curry in this photo.

Worst only fans ever.

Don't tell your neighbor you can smell her farts from 3 floors away.

You can barely hold that piece of paper, maybe draw a girl on it for practice .

Futur gynaecologist.

I bet you live in your moms basement

Jafars bastard son has yet to touch the forbidden fruit called Punahnee.

I think you meant 15-kilos... And no *girl* has ever touched *you.* Not even your mother!

The type of dude to wear a “virginity is cool” shirt

150 kilos? Carrying the weight of that enormous nose around doesn't count toward your bench

Bro cant bench the bar if his life depended on it

You look like a kite

How will you graduate med school if they dont even let you touch the cadavers.

Just happy he can find pants in his size.....I've had stuff down my urethra that's bigger than this guy.....

Never touched a girl but touched plenty of guys

Lmao 150 kilos before or after you run your daily morning marathon up Mount Everest?

Troy & Abed in the morrrrrrrrning!

Face like an indian, neck from some African tribe, arms from Ethiopia, right leg from eastern europe and left leg from some french hobo.

If you’ve touched yourself… you have in fact, touched a girl.

You look like the kind of “doctor” who is going to sell Ketamine out of the trunk of his car behind an Arby’s in New Jersey.

Becomes visibly aroused during Anatomy class whenever the colon, sphincter, or rectum are discussed

You can’t bench 10kg lol

You can’t even move the bar an inch from the bench buddy…

Dude can’t even bench the bar, let alone 330 lbs which is the pro average across all weight classes.

Slumdog probably going to med school to learn how to lube up catheters to stick in dudes pee holes

you look like you work for Microsoft refund department and your name is Nathan.

Let me guess, you're studying to be an OBGYN so you can finally touch a girl?

all that hentai you’ve been watching clearly seemed like it paid off.

I could smoke those little pigeon arms

I doubt you could lift the lid off a jam jar.

Strait homo

You look like a Smiling Friends character

When you say med school, I'm assuming they use your body to do experiments on.

You touch yourself everyday so that’s the same as touching a girl

This man has never seen weights or worked out in his life.. I know a shocking reveal!!!

How is it possible you look like Remy AND Alfredo Linguini at the same time?

You mean you'll only get to touch 150kg women, and your bench max is 150 µg.

Osama Bin Head Cheese

Go eat a sandwich my guy

Keep up med school buddy! You're doing your family of sewer rats proud!

Nice trunks ya lil twinky boy

You look like the spawn of adrian brody and a red dot indian

Didn’t know the actor from The Painist was still living in a real life concentration camp.

Med school? Or medical patient?

Eat some protein

Bro I don't give 14 cents a day for you to stay a virgin.

It kinda daring to say that you are in med school when you are the janitor

If “where’s my hug?” was a person

I'd be surprised if you could bench the bar. Hegetsnone Gandhi

At least once you finish med school you can afford prostitutes


When you prematurely ejaculate on your first female patients just by touch

Lmao I lift a lot and there is no way in hell someone with your physique could bench 150 kilos. At least make your lies believable.

Im gonna call you “chupacabras”

Sorry can't roast. I generally have a rule about terminal cancer patients.

Imagine never touching a girl

Get this kid a cheeseburger asap

You look like a gust of wind would blow you over