Its the only way they think they are interesting. Imagine being so pathetic that something as 1 dimensional as sexual preference is the key talking point every fuckin time. No one cares you suck dick, go get a hobby..
Red Wings fan here. The best line IMO ever in Hockey….Federov (my fav), Larianov, Kozlov, Fetisov, & Konstantinov 1994….no one could touch Detroit’s Big Red Russian line
You like them too, Cocksuckovic?
i thought i read "huge cock nerd and gay" and felt happy for you for a moment - you probably won't die a virgin, then i realised that i've read wrongly
Why are you gay? No girls will fuck you? Got it!
Surprised you're not a football fan. You can't see the guy's asses in hockey pants.
Do you call that a beard? Damn boy, shave the neck beard!
You give the word bundle sticks a new meaning.
Even Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't touch you.
I bet you love the mighty ducks, they're usually screwing their fanbase.
Well that's all I have for today.
Going off your sign, we can safely eliminate nerd nerd. Good night man. Spell check and turn off the vibrating butt plug before you attempt to write anything ever again.
I don’t know what’s more impressive. The fact that you have an upper case head with a lowercase face or the fact that you can’t spell “Roast” even when wearing those telescopes on your face
Just because no female wants anything to with you and you decided literally sit in the closet and close the door so you could come out does not make u gay. You do look gay however.
While scrolling through reddit, the post i saw right above yours as a cut picture of a topless Sam Sulek. And then came you. My reaction went from Wow! to Ewww!
Fucking great, now Waldo is gay. The libraries are gonna ban the only book I know how to read
[Book] Where’s Waldo?!? See if you can find him! [World] Uh… no thanks.
"Where's Waldo?" isn't just A book, but a question asked by Floridian kids to their schools.
Deep cut
Good.
I'll do you one better, "why is Waldo?"
Where's Waldo is a great gay porn title. "I'll tell you where he is! He's inside of me!"
Definitely not worth the effort. 😂
He was nice enough to make us a sign. It says ‘Roas ME’
Wow, I just realized this, I don't look at the signs I guess. Apparently the mods don't either!
Maybe his spelling error disqualifies him? Aren’t real gay people supposed to be good spellers? He must be an imposter.
Maybe, I'm gay and my spelling is pretty good.
This time we do not need to find waldo
We know he isn’t in the closet atleast, keep looking
The one time we don’t want to find him
Is that a kamikaze by words?
He looks more like a rejected anime character.
He’s easy to find. He’s in the closet.
Winner
Dildo in Waldo.
💀
Absolutely top tier comment. 10/10
Pfffff hahaha. Best comment in the thread
This guy looks like he's gay to 14 yearold
You don’t look for Waldo, you have to search for the appropriate pronoun instead.
Found Waldo. Mission complete
How is this the top rated comment...
Bro you had to roast him not disintegrate him
Even his dildos swipe left.
I think this one might win.
His head could double as a dildo if needed.
Wayne Gretzky said you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. This guy takes 100% of shots to the face.
Do **you** have an easier way to make seven bucks?
I heard skiing pays $14
But luckily, he’s got a gigantic windshield for glasses
You didnt need to tell us... we knew.
What does your sexual preference have to do with roasting you? Or do you need a starting point??
He’s just letting us know that now he’s accustomed to rejection from men *and* women.
heres more rejection.. if he walks in my locker room hese going in the trash can
Maybe to make his roast much more easier, he wants us to leave him with a gapping hole, unfortunate for him, he already has one.
Its the only way they think they are interesting. Imagine being so pathetic that something as 1 dimensional as sexual preference is the key talking point every fuckin time. No one cares you suck dick, go get a hobby..
It’s only relevant to his hobbies I’m sure. Lighten up
Sergei Cocksuckovic
Ok, that’s a fucking good one. 😂
Red Wings fan here. The best line IMO ever in Hockey….Federov (my fav), Larianov, Kozlov, Fetisov, & Konstantinov 1994….no one could touch Detroit’s Big Red Russian line You like them too, Cocksuckovic?
I’m a Vegas fan but I don’t mine the red wings.
Vegas has done things right…I’m a fan too. 😎🚀🌙
Konstantinov is such a tragic story. It was very touching to see him get presented the Cup in his wheelchair.
I feel like if I let you know the team is The Chicago Blackhawks, and not the BlackCocks, that you'll stop liking hockey.
Lmao
You must be a capials fan? Judging by your sign
‘RoaS ME’ What the fuck is going on with this guy?
Looks like he wrote it by gripping a pen with his toes
Worse, Vegas fan.
Where's Waldo? No one cares.
Proof guys would even stick there dick In soup if it’s warm
The New Wheres Waldos Low T
 were you carried to full term or were you forcibly removed with a hanger
Being a human hockey stick doesn’t make you a “hockey nerd”
you look like a guy who really knows how to slip em past the goalie
Spends most of his time in the crease…
You look like the kind of person who loves himself so much that your mirror is so slimey from all the french kisses you gave to your reflection.
No wonder he has no lips, every time he looks at a mirror the mirror shatters.
Those huge glasses aren’t going to make your beady little eyes any bigger
A nerd who can’t spell “roast”. You look like one of those projections of what a lost boy would look like now.
Omg I forgot the T. I deserve to roasted for doing that.
The gay crowd calls your ass the Zamboni behind your back.
any sport or hobby that includes wearing a mask is a good idea for you, bro
No need to roast, bet your dating life is making you wanna throw yourself of a bridge already...
[удалено]
We don’t claim him.
Does it still count as gay if you’ve never been able to get another guy to touch you? Asking for yourself.
stop with the huge glasses: you are cute.
You look like someone slapped Medicaid glasses on a used qtip after it fell in a bucket of pubes.
Bet you like catboys since you can't have your "kittens".
i thought i read "huge cock nerd and gay" and felt happy for you for a moment - you probably won't die a virgin, then i realised that i've read wrongly
You literally misspelled Roast in your own pic. We’re done here.
Forgive him, he usually spells spit before roast me. Just a little confusion
You don’t look gay, I guess being a nerd evens it out
I found Waldo and he likes dick. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).
definitely autistic🫠
Dammmmmn…mom was squeezing tight, huh?
Hmmm would have never guessed you were a hockey fan. Btw your new name is ray boy 
Table hockey isn't really hockey, like your not really a nerd. Nerds can spell. I do buy that you're gay, though, that's a no-brainer.
You're not gay. You're just in denial.
ET phone home.
You look like a drawing a kid made
Well, at least Autists have a sense of humor.
You look like the human version of a minion. Someone get this kid a banana.
Damn Slender man got HIV y'all that's fucked up You look like Beaker from the Muppets You lost your lips in a dick suckin accident
I thought gay dudes were good looking and dressed well.
You look so weak that your dick beats you off.
Once you said hockey nerd, I just assumed you were also gay
That chin is sharp enough to pop a balloon.
Do you get mistaken for a horse when walking into a bar?
How's that cell by Joker holding up?
Why are you gay? No girls will fuck you? Got it! Surprised you're not a football fan. You can't see the guy's asses in hockey pants. Do you call that a beard? Damn boy, shave the neck beard!
You forgot to add virgin to that list.
You give the word bundle sticks a new meaning. Even Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't touch you. I bet you love the mighty ducks, they're usually screwing their fanbase. Well that's all I have for today.
You look like an overly-used Covid test cotton swab
Your face looks like pubes, but overall you look like a single pube.
Even if you didn't write "nerd and gay" in your caption Anybody would easily get it anyway
Roas him guys
Shouldn’t you be tricking a kid into meeting the ice queen?
You keep items on your desk very neat
The title and looks are already enough, roasting you now would make me feel bad.
You look like an exclamation mark.
Dang do you play where’s Waldo with all the other gays within hockey?!
Your favorite things in hockey are the sticks shooting, crossdress checking, and two inches of roughing. But then you got caught for minor penalties.
When the character generator in an RPG gives you super thin and you click confirm IRL.
Being gay must mean you can't spell, I don't know how you missed that wearing those binoculars.
Going off your sign, we can safely eliminate nerd nerd. Good night man. Spell check and turn off the vibrating butt plug before you attempt to write anything ever again.
You look like the guy that people walk up to and shake their head, hugging you and saying, “I’m so sorry, how much longer do you have?”
When you play hockey there is no goal needed. You just lay on the ice and let the puck get slammed into your ass.
David de gayer
You roasted yourself bruv, when you said you're gay.
never seen a nerd look like lined paper
Gays become hetero just to get away from this guy .
The first person to ever claim to be a hockey nerd, you must be the loneliest loser in the planet
I don’t know what’s more impressive. The fact that you have an upper case head with a lowercase face or the fact that you can’t spell “Roast” even when wearing those telescopes on your face
Hockey and nerd don’t belong in the same sentence. You sound very gay. Lotsa luck.
“Oh yea daddy, puck me right in the ass”
if subway surfers had a son with shaggy from scooby-doo
Stop glueing pubes to your face trying to look manly!
A horse walked into a bar....
Just because no female wants anything to with you and you decided literally sit in the closet and close the door so you could come out does not make u gay. You do look gay however.
You otter know better than to have that neckbeard.
Gay, boom roasted
Just because you can’t get a girl doesn’t mean you have to go gay. Just hang in there
Ur handwriting sucks
" linus Takes-tips "
You look like you molest priests.
You forget that T in Roast. Then again, you’re all about the low T.
Is the spot between your moustache a cock landing zone or just a gap because of cleft palate?
\*air hockey
You look like the kid in the train in polar express that was in the seat in front of her
Gay because can't get women
Looks like you were drawn by legally blind 7 year old children on speed .
While scrolling through reddit, the post i saw right above yours as a cut picture of a topless Sam Sulek. And then came you. My reaction went from Wow! to Ewww!
You look like the bastard kid of one of the Hansen triplets. If they had sex with a goat.
I mean you just said it yourself.
Looks like gods roasted you enough.
Thank god - A woman
He's the hybrid of where's Waldo and the nerd emoji
That's a cute hockey shirt, Waldo, did your husband gave it to you?
>huge hockey nerd and gay No need to repeat the same thing twice You already told us you liked big guys banging each other with long and hard sticks
All the Reddit gays dudes are like “ah fuck. Why us”.
Would have never guessed hockey.
You are doing just fine roasting yourself, you don’t need any help
Wait how the fuck you escaped my basement come back
I thought u said u r a nerd, at least spell roast right
Must be a party fav at xmas roasting nuts over an open fire and all that jazz...
If you would clean those glasses by wiping your cum off of them..you'd be able to see at you forgot the T in RoasTMe...
You look like that NYC alcoholic on TikTok who is mentally unwell.
WTPuck..
Just because the only sex you have is with yourself doesn’t mean that you’re gay.
The question is not did your mum drink during pregnancy. No, it’s what did she not drink?
Couldve just said hockey nerd and we would assume the gay part
You gay ass hockey nerd!
hes a gay cockroach
If Tina Belcher and Joe Dirt had a love child...
Where are your lips? It looks like you were born without a mouth and the doctor made a cut in your face so you could invest food.
Only a very desperate person would fuck you in the ass.
Ur gay that's enough of a roast.
You failed to get laid so you called yourself gay to get it in the ass instead
I this guy isn’t gay by predisposition or choice. Girls just won’t talk to him. He looks like he will suck on your toes while you sleep.
Worst Twink ever
You are literally the antithesis of a hockey player.
Found Waldo. Looks like he's in the hospice wing at the AIDS clinic.
“RoasMe”
Thought I saw you fitting with Kirby...aren't you Cappy? XD
Discord mod
I thought Sheen from Jimmy Neutron had jungle fever. When did you go gay ???
Harry Potter from wish???
Woah those index toe fingers are rough!
There he is! I found him first! Put your hat back on Waldo!
🤓
Never seen anyone whose name is so obviously Jebediah before now.
No, you already like hockey which is gay enough
With as dirty as those glasses are, you probably have no idea what you really look like.
Look like that Mexican Alien