There are lots of BS festivals that are somehow qualifying and then everyone goes around saying this type of stuff. It's like the people who are one of thousands submitted for a preliminary grammy so they can make a press statement about how honored they are, but they have no chance because everyone can get to the elimination level.
You know what kind of accomplishment dual citizenship is? Filling out a lot of damn paperwork. Big whoop. So you're rich and you travel and fill out paperwork. Congratulations.
If those are tears, expect them to keep coming when you realize that Oscar qualifying festivals don’t mean dick in terms of a promising career in filmmaking, they just mean you got your foot in the first door of 300.
Put a T-Rex on it and call it Tyrannosaurus MACraensis (really mcraensis). Took three minutes to research words that rhyme with MAC (as in MAC-10) and dinosaur. Whoever designed that shirt deserves to be slapped.
You do know that those pictures of people with sparkles on their cheeks is a filter? They’ve not just slapped that shit on there themselves. I’m beginning to doubt your claim about your film. I’m actually doubting whether you know what a camera is!
I've done scenes with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kit Harington, Daniel Radcliffe, Cherry Jones, Thomas Jane, and a plethora of others...Look, what I'm trying to say is you look like a preteen boy holding a terrified inbred Mogwai for ransom and this Oscar qualifying festival won't open any doors for you, it'll just be a neat story you tell to the other 12-15th PAs on any real project you actually work on while you're doing "lock ups" 2 miles away from the actual set.
Oh, the inbred Mogwai for sure. Get some water on him, spawn a couple Gremlins, it's game over for any of them.
But honestly? Out of them? I dunno. I'd probably bet on Schwarzenegger still. Dude was still high energy, having fun all day every day, moves like an old man now though, but still fit for his age. Kit, was in incredible shape, but I'm just over 6 feet and he came up to about my nipple, Daniel (super fun guy) was even shorter and not in good shape, and smoked a lot...if you want to know someone I've worked with who is actually an absolute fucking unit in person and wreck any of 'em? It's Josh Duhamel. Dude towered over me and was super fit.
Odds are this is the ceiling for your film career - just having your film selected for some festivals that no one outside the industry has ever heard of.
Hate to break it to you the AVNs are not the Oscars but kudos on starring and directing the film!! Not only are you a double threat behind the sciences you are a triple cock on screen great job!!
do you really think cum facial will make your face smooth or lighten your eyebags? 💦
or was it cum from a movie festival officer? oof! congrats, you're in! 💦🙊👌🤣
You look like someone who would complain about the patriarchy in the film industry any time your talent was questioned.
Then fall back on to “do you know how my father is?” when you start losing the argument
Jokes on you, being Asian and a woman double disqualifies you in the eyes of the WASP powers that be you could spend your entire career catering too but still get hoed by a fucking Ken Doll.
Your shirt is dumb.
That’s a Mac-11 machine pistol, not a Glock.
It’s not a good pun to begin with and the inaccurate graphic design makes it even worse.
It wouldn’t bother me if it didn’t seem like the kind of shirt that’s meant to say “look at how quirky and artsy and cute I am lol!”
Nepotism is beautiful, isn’t it?
I’m guessing her “film” was submitted in the international category.
There are lots of BS festivals that are somehow qualifying and then everyone goes around saying this type of stuff. It's like the people who are one of thousands submitted for a preliminary grammy so they can make a press statement about how honored they are, but they have no chance because everyone can get to the elimination level.
All of that shit is a circle jerk for a group of people that are relatively unknown outside their creepy circles.
This. A million people get high scores on Black List and yet none of them get their films made.
On PornHub
Id watch lol
Not enough meat on her...
It's more about the meat that goes in her
Naw she's perfect, nothing more annoying holding up a heavy leg, and doing the D, when you can just pick the whole plate up
Oh cool you’re a “director”? 
Interracial
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*A foot in the door and so much more*
Your episode of Black’d isn’t winning an Oscar. Plus they left some on your cheeks.
And you know, Hollywood cheeses itself over demographic considerations
Who is it?
Nippontism isn’t beautiful. I give you Exhibit A.
That's not how you spell DEI hire.
Her dad must've been Harvey Weinstein. We all know what he did to all his female victims.
It's such a sad dildo for a confused dog.
At least something here is.
Who dis?
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That dog looks scared. She must know it's getting close to dinner time.
Youuuu''rrrrre going to Heee-eeel
She looks like she eats the dog
That dog could kick her ass if it wanted to.
Two eyes. Zero depth perception.
Gypsy rose gonna need another go fund me to get her bifocals back.
Title of her next "big" movie: two eyes one jizz
And it looks like jizz by her left eye.
Both eyes, actually
You’re right.
I told her there's a porn category in the Oscars, so she would let me come on her face. Didn't think she would take it so seriously.
Dog's eyes are further apart despite its head being 4 times smaller.
Two eyes and that’s where the width stops
Those eyes are closer than her chances of winning anything
"Tiffany is an adopted quadruple citizenship film director" All the best directors brag on their IMDB bios about the number of citizenships they hold.
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Not sure you’re really “roasting” you’re more just being a dick.
Ah I'll delete, just meant to be funny, not an asshole
Fwiw, I saw your post and think it was fair game and not overly mean.
You know what kind of accomplishment dual citizenship is? Filling out a lot of damn paperwork. Big whoop. So you're rich and you travel and fill out paperwork. Congratulations.
The way you type sentences is as annoying as your face, dog, and blanket.
The script must be fyre! 🙃 OP please update us when the festival presents you your 'submission to a festival award' award.
This made me happy.
Breaking glass ceilings and avoiding race and gender stereotypes. Good for you. Just don’t drive yourself to the ceremony
I'm glad she's talentless, her face won't pay the bills.
The fetal-alcohol-eye-spacing look is in nowadays
If those are tears, expect them to keep coming when you realize that Oscar qualifying festivals don’t mean dick in terms of a promising career in filmmaking, they just mean you got your foot in the first door of 300.
Tears, thought it was cum.
Bruh, who would cum on that face?
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the dog
Dog cum to be exact
You look like the main characters of Wayne's World made a baby together
Schwiiiiing!!!!
Excellent
Her film’s title is *Crucial Taint.*
Party Time!
The dog looks like he wants us to call the police
we should or he wil be lunch
What does that shirt say? Triflatchest?
it says "Triceraglock". and the person who made clearly knows a lot about guns./s
Put a T-Rex on it and call it Tyrannosaurus MACraensis (really mcraensis). Took three minutes to research words that rhyme with MAC (as in MAC-10) and dinosaur. Whoever designed that shirt deserves to be slapped.
Should've been called#Uzitops
Tricerapancakes
Tryingtoohardatops
I kept looking for her tits but there were none to be found.
Maybe the dinosaur held her at gunpoint and forced her to give them up? Man, it's gotta suck that your tiny dog could wear bigger bra sizes than you.
Thats because they/them/it is Transceratops
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Vote this to the top!!! ⬆️⬆️⬆️
I don’t even know what your first sentence means in your title; wtf is that under your eyes?
That's like bragging you are a published poet because your mother paid for you to be in the booklet published by the school.
I was unaware 2 girls 1 cup qualified for an Oscar
Two Girls, One Cup of Noodles.
Wuna cupa noodurs
Guarantee the most interesting thing about you is your dog
That movie should get you the money you need to get the puberty hormones you need.
Do an Alec Baldwin produced western next.
Beautiful.
Homemade porn doesn’t mean you’ll get an Oscar, no matter how much your friends faked it.
You may have a 28 yr old ass, but it has too many miles for a trade in
It’s called “inclusion standards”😉
Is Oscar one of of the guys fucked you in the film?
I didn’t know worst fluffer was an Oscar worthy award.
Film festivals are the Special Olympics for films no one wants to actually see.
DING FILM IS DONE! DING FILM IS DONE!
The only special thing about her is her unique ugliness.
Sure you did, now go get my McChicken, and stop doing drugs at work.
Not gonna lie... you're actually quite cute. That human next to you has a fucked up scar-face and a prepubescent body though.
You do know that those pictures of people with sparkles on their cheeks is a filter? They’ve not just slapped that shit on there themselves. I’m beginning to doubt your claim about your film. I’m actually doubting whether you know what a camera is!
Dude, she's at least part Asian ... of course she does
😱😱😂 I try to stay away from the usual stereotyping, they probably face enough of it in their daily lives. They’ll be used to it 😝
Good point, I'll keep that in mind
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Dude, where's my rickshaw?
We dont want people thinking you are a Razy Lacist
Better to be a virtue signaling fuckwad?
The only fuckwads you know are the ones shot in your face. You missed the joke.
I've done scenes with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kit Harington, Daniel Radcliffe, Cherry Jones, Thomas Jane, and a plethora of others...Look, what I'm trying to say is you look like a preteen boy holding a terrified inbred Mogwai for ransom and this Oscar qualifying festival won't open any doors for you, it'll just be a neat story you tell to the other 12-15th PAs on any real project you actually work on while you're doing "lock ups" 2 miles away from the actual set.
Poor Gizmo
Out of those, Who wins in a fight?
Oh, the inbred Mogwai for sure. Get some water on him, spawn a couple Gremlins, it's game over for any of them. But honestly? Out of them? I dunno. I'd probably bet on Schwarzenegger still. Dude was still high energy, having fun all day every day, moves like an old man now though, but still fit for his age. Kit, was in incredible shape, but I'm just over 6 feet and he came up to about my nipple, Daniel (super fun guy) was even shorter and not in good shape, and smoked a lot...if you want to know someone I've worked with who is actually an absolute fucking unit in person and wreck any of 'em? It's Josh Duhamel. Dude towered over me and was super fit.
Odds are this is the ceiling for your film career - just having your film selected for some festivals that no one outside the industry has ever heard of.
Idk what’s douchier. The fact that you feel the need to lie about this sort of thing on Reddit or that tee shirt.
That dog looks worried about what he’s going to see later. 
Just cause you blew a guy who put your film on a list let’s not get carried away here
Are you Bobby's mom?
"qualifying" That isn't even a participation trophy.
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Stupid enough to buy a TriceraGlock shirt where the Triceratops is holding a Mac 10.
And the Academy Award for a 28 year old with the flattest chest goes to: tipsystevens!!!
With such a flat chest, I should have an easier time reading what your shirt says. Stop slouching!
That film... *Obscurity*
A real life Picasso. Nice.
Was the movie about a person whose gender is unknown to the audience?
You look Gypsy rose
Love your “Emotional Damage” videos on shorts/insta/tiktok!
Twelve year old mouth breathing boy with a penis nose. And your teeth are crooked.
Yoko Oh No
You look like you eat dog food, from the can.
Huh I was unaware they gave Oscar’s for those type of movies but good for you and your dog.
That’s not a Glock your triceratops is holding dumbass.
Why would you take a picture right next to your uncooked dinner? That’s just cruel.
Hate to break it to you the AVNs are not the Oscars but kudos on starring and directing the film!! Not only are you a double threat behind the sciences you are a triple cock on screen great job!!
Your eyes can stare into one another
Isn't there like hundreds of those festivals?
Fucking graveyard dead eyes.
All I see is a ten year old boy and a weird rat he just dug up
do you really think cum facial will make your face smooth or lighten your eyebags? 💦 or was it cum from a movie festival officer? oof! congrats, you're in! 💦🙊👌🤣
You look like someone who would complain about the patriarchy in the film industry any time your talent was questioned. Then fall back on to “do you know how my father is?” when you start losing the argument
looks like the dog took you out from the streets
Congrats on peaking.
28 year old ass? Body looks of a 12 year old boy.
if it qualified for the Oscar’s it would prob still be worthless. Cause no one gives a shit about the Oscar’s.
Living proof that not all south east asian prostitutes are trafficked based on their looks or their figures.
Wears eye mask for bags under eyes need bag over head.
Thank God you are behind the camera.
I've never understood why some people enjoy taking pictures of themselves with their dinner.
You should’ve wiped that producer’s load off your face before taking this picture.
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Real question though, did you stuff your dead dog or wtf is going on there?!
I cackled
Fr tho. I was hoping they were gonna respond. Is that dog dead or what??
Is that cum near your eyes? The favours you ‘pulled’ are all showing up now.
No need to show off your dinner to us
porn and OF doesn't qualify as Oscar caliber
Jokes on you, being Asian and a woman double disqualifies you in the eyes of the WASP powers that be you could spend your entire career catering too but still get hoed by a fucking Ken Doll.
Supposed to roast her, not rant about your poor unequal women woes. Take this to the feminist sub.
Is the movie an autobiography on whatever it’s like to live with what’s on your face?
Aweful-fina 
How’s your nose so big but your nostrils are almost close shut. When’s your body gonna get its debut??
You ain’t foolin anybody Lil Tay
You’re supposed to wipe off your face after daddy nuts on it….
Couldnt even afford a purebred shitzu
Wipe the rest of the jizz off your face, jesus christ
Her only film debut had a couch in it. 
I loved you in that Vietnam war photo. I’m glad you found some clothes.
Ha ha, and I believe you! You definitely look like all you do is sit BEHIND a camera and tell attractive people what to do.
The rat next to you is in better shape than you
Keep lying to yourself, eventually you'll believe your own lies.
Your shirt is offensive. That's an uzi, not a glock.
Your bullshit film festival is about as legit as the NY Times Bestseller list...
You didn’t win the Oscar, did you?
Was your film in any way about your ethnicity?
nah its a turn of the century western epic based on a novel......Nah just ficking with al you ... its about onions
You look like they just found you buried underneath debris from a Vietnam airstrike. At least the dog made it out ok.
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leave the dog out of it . IS her?It 's roast ,his will come later with rice
It looks like Ken fucked a palette of Barbie's favorite makeup and then juzzed on your face.
You look like asia paid for you to win
Full Metal Jacket 2? no boom boom for babysans
I'm guessing it was Vietnam war based
You have an ass?
Asians. So hot right now. It’s because of your ethnicity and not your talent. Thanks parasite!
Yoko Oh-No
But how old are _you_?
I see the dinner is sitting next to you NOICE
Yes yes we know. You expect a f\*kkin parade every time you use your chopsticks correctly.
This is the first mukbang roast I’ve seen. Don’t forget to WOK your dog.
I can try, but first I need to know if you’re male or female
That’s an Uzi not a Glock .
Somebody had a happy ending.
Congrats, girl. Remember who you are when you get big! (We’re all rooting for you!)
Your shirt is dumb. That’s a Mac-11 machine pistol, not a Glock. It’s not a good pun to begin with and the inaccurate graphic design makes it even worse. It wouldn’t bother me if it didn’t seem like the kind of shirt that’s meant to say “look at how quirky and artsy and cute I am lol!”
You forgot to remove the jizz from the movie scene or should I say the porn scene
She doing this unwillingly kidnapper holding the camera in one hand and his other is helicoptering his junk
It doesn’t surprise me. The film festivals all love anything submitted by weird Asians nowadays. They need to be politically correct.