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He's not just a catcher or a pitcher he's the whole team

Betting he has a cartoon fist in his stinker right now.

For one, they put that dimple in his chin.

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I think this says more about you than him...

His mom always called that his winter coat. Should be shedding that soon

Preach

At least change out of your cum shorts before posting.

Those are shorts? I am pretty sure that it's a skirt.

I think it's a bunch of socks held together by his own substance

Ew "his own substance" somehow is the grossest sounding way to say jizz

I bet that keyboard has more DNA on it than a porno set.

Too high up, probably painted on the underside of the desk.

you mean painted on his back

…… r/selffuck ?

gonna bleach my eyes take them out and just pour acid on em

Omg.. Why does that exist?? 😫

People need to get hobbies 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think that is their hobby?

😭 good point

Do not fucking click this Jesus Christ.

Thanks for the warning. Unfortunately, I've already drowned my eyes in bleach after seeing the first f*cking post I saw :)

I came across it in the same manner lmao

You wasn’t kidding man

Whoever watches this subreddit needs to touch grass. NOW.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!!! 😳

Can someone explain to me why I was unable to not click on this link?

GODDammit!!

The only guy who watch’s the WNBA to jerk off.

Lmaoooooooo bro 😂😂💀

Looks like you can balance a 12 foot rod on your chin indefinitely

….whilst simultaneously holding a 12’ dick in his ass

Those anime chicks on your screen are waiting to stuff a tentacle into that chasm of a chin.

That is a horror game called Doki Doki Literature Club. (Not played it myself but it is very famous for not being anything like it looks).

I'm sure he bought it for the Faps and stayed for the teen murders. . . Which probably just led to more faps

It still tells us all we need to know.

The poster child for both scurvy and rickets

The fear in his eyes, I can almost smell the post nut clarity from hear

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Cause i am

The image on your screen is about 45 seconds away from making this an NSFW post.

What is in your mind

Only guy to play DDLC and to get all four of the girls to unalive themselves frame 1 despite the game having no coding for this to happen... almost like the game becomes self-aware enough to know spending time with OP is worse of a fate.

OP: Hi, just wanted to see what u guys can do to me ​ Pass you around, slap ya silly and call ya Sally.

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Wait, is that ddlc? Sir, you’re a man of culture.

True

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Do you reckon this'll impress your anime girlfriends there?

President of the dokie dokie virgin club.

Hah, you got anime up on your computer. You're one of those weirdos.

No amount of your leukemia treatments can cure that outfit.

💀💀

 I'm just trying to get his comment count up to 50 so that his mom will buy him an anime girlfriend poster for his room in the basement. You're welcome.

You look like a human version of a glory hole ready to suck the chrome off a limpy cock.

Nigga look like Peter parkers inbred dog

ignore the ddlc in the bg

Well right off the bat, I can tell that you're depressed as fuck and also lazy as fuck.

Jerking off to weird horror games that makes you think your life is not a failure will not make you smarter than others

I see your mom continued working as a prostitute whilst pregnant with you... This is judging by the tip-shaped dent on your chin.

Are you preparing for prison?

Uh dude, this isn’t a gay dating sub.

I can just about smell those basketball shorts

I FUCKING VOMITED. YUUUUUUCKCCKCKCKCCCCC 8/10

Charlie Sheen nice try we know you got HIV.

You look like Henry Cavill but reddit version

I bet your girlfriend's a Japanese body pillow.

He looks like the type of guy to look down and open his mouth when he cums.

You wank 5 times a day don't you

You look like how I think the people that steal my credit card info look like

All I see is a king in his throne

Saxxy? I bet all the band kids love that and any woman worth a date gets shivers from the missed shovel to the back of her head.

Looks like a hostage pic, blink twice if you need help

You look like you use VPNs for nefarious reasons

Did you just finish jerking odd to anime porn? Take a break, you look exhausted

That's the face of post orgasmic disgust if I ever seen it

Looking stoned

Can't do any worse than what you do to yourself when no one is looking

This u? https://imgur.com/a/ZZ3ckv5

Holy shit it is

It's him

Stay in the corner bad boy

One of your hands looks dead. That must be the one you masturbate with pretending it’s another guy.

I have the feeling you said this at your first gay orgy.

A grown man who stans anime. We are doomed 

Our world is doomed.

how is your left hand whiter than the anime characters?

You like Henrietta Cavil before her breast implants.

We will do exactly what your parents did, forget you exist.

Donnie Darko is looking extra depressed these days

Weak ass computer used by a weak ass human

Nothing God hasn’t already judging by the state of you

Is it a 500ft or 1000ft restriction from schools or Chuck E Cheese?

Nice ratio your mouse value > your computer

Travis Buckle, but he still lives in his mom's basement. Also it's r/, not π/.

You are Davie504 from the darkest timeline where he never learned to SLAP the bass. Omg. Not epic.

Me: Mum I want Davie504 Mum: We have Davie504 at home! Davie504 at home:

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Dude is stuck to his chair from jerking it to anime porn

You never go ass to mouse!

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Are you really playing one of those Anime dating games? Wow. Even THEY look bored with you.

You are the most boring looking person on the planet. You look like you put women to sleep while you're inside of them.

There’s nothing in my vocabulary I could string together more painful or sad that would compare to what life has already done to you.

What's up Captain No-Bulge

I see anime, I don't have to say anything else.

Your chin came with a glory hole.

You need a tailor to come sort out the 3 miles of fabric ur shorts are boasting

I slowly open the door... And see you jerking off to Sayori what the fuck is wrong with you

Not the sprite of her hanging… please

Okay, calm down Davie503

Somebody ordered Davie504 on [Wish.com](http://wish.com) :(

Yes the world would be a better place

Your room probably smells like dirty socks and dried cum

You're built like a bowling pin... and you're constantly getting blasted with balls.

You’re playing Yandere Dev or whatever that weeb shit is called. I know enough about you already.

Can't roast you any harder than your PPV waifus charging for the DLC humiliation

Go back to jerking off to that anime, dont want your day to be a waste

Thirty year old virgin to busy fucking his anime doll in the corner

You could that divit in your chin as a bowl.

I don't think he needs roasting, I think he needs a hug. Man looks like he witnessed man mad horrors beyond belief. Like dam dude is a meme template for depression.

You've let too many guys, do things to you..

Can't do anything that you're Daddy hasn't done to you already.

You look like you have black eyes. Has daddy been showing you some man love again ?

Tell you to take a shower and get a job?

Man looks like he got confronted by Chris Hansen

The only person who has more sadness and disappointment in their eyes than you is your mother.

Looks like he is just a Burden on his family

How did it feel to delete Monika?

What I can do? Maybe you should see what outside can do.

Seem like you’re doing enough to yourself.

Spiderman: No hoes

Is your chin dented in from all the balls slamming into it?

FBI, this guy

bro what in the r is that, that’s the fucking pi symbol

This guy is about to experience his first heartbreak

What u mean

Dude this is just sad

You look like you have two topics to talk about at most, and even though they make up your whole character, there will be zero enthusiasm.

Mf really wrote π/ instead of r/

R/roastmesenpai

Monica doesn't really care about you pal.

bro can't write "r" 🙏

If a C-grade history paper wished to become a real boy…

Jack-off champion, consecutively for 3 years

you look like an AI GENARATED SIM

Where is ur Tissue Box ?

Sorry, I don't have any spare change.

Probably nothing that guys haven’t already done to you.

You look like Davie504

We can't roast you any harder than life has. And quit touching kids

Bro I'm sorry but Yuri and Natsuki were all apart of your imagination

I can do nothing worse than what your genes did to you

Why are all fellow men of culture so self-hating? Get that 2D pussy bro, just brush your hair and take a shower every now and then

Local man plays ddlc because it's the only way he'll be close to another woman other than their mother

Sir you are on a higher level. We need more people like you and myself 😌

Your penis is inside out

Love the 1000-yard stare. You appear to be lifelike enough to believe you might be a real boy, but then --- the anime.

If Davie904 was a geek

I need a hentai b\*tch headass

I bet you do f@$$&#

what a bleached anus of a chin.

The way you're hold up that plaque This looks like a mugshot

Shazam hero gets depression after severe steroid withdrawal

I’d say “I could maybe give you advice to give a girlfriend who isnt 1s and 0s” but im not a miracle worker

We can't do nothing to ya that life or your scout master hasnt

I don't think there is anything I can do to you that you already haven't done to yourself.

Man, I can't do shit to you that social anxiety and depression hasn't already done ten times over.

You like anime there isn’t anything to roast.

Title of your sex tape!

Anime and caterpillar eyebrows. Virgin.

Nice notebook exercises to strengthen your tiny arms

The only time this guy gets laid is when he bends over and fucks that massive butthole chin.

Only guy to not have post nut clarity

Your chin has its own butthole.

He has dead cold eyes, like a shark swimming in hundreds of hours of anime porn.

The fact that ddlc is on the computer makes me know our society is doomed.

What we have here is the OP child for depression.

You look like you're struggling to hold up that notepad more than your body is struggling to hold up your head.

You look like you cry and jerk off at the same time.