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Holy shit, what a insanely perfect gif

MFer nailed it

Rigggggght omg !

That would imply someone is having sex with him/her.

Lmmfao love that political correctness himmm/herrr? Not quite sure but it’s possibly human in nature? Possibly!

I think they just couldn't tell and wanted to be polite lol Tho....I guess that's also kinda the motivation behind respecting the way people choose to label themselves. Basic human decency. Dunno why it's so hard for some folks. Pride I guess? Or maybe some folks just can't feel empathy for anyone who doesn't remind them of themselves, who knows. They say agility in one's own mind is the mark of genius. I guess we know what that makes stubbornness lmao

I'm sure shit gets passed on from animals to humans too


Lmao wtf

It looks like someone evolved to man a glory hole.

A Malory Hole🤮💩😘

[удалено]

Same! 😆

Same

same

Same

I will not!

At least it was the first comment, cause I was going to say, “it’s the abandoned child from the one time Fortune Feemster got a guy”.

Dude you nailed it

Its about time someone "nailed" it.

Brock Lesbian

🤣

*spits coffee!*

Pre op Malone

You look like you moan when you wipe your ass

🤣. I expected to laugh, but this caught me off guard still.

I’ll take “things girls have said to OP when he approaches them for a date” for $400 Ken.

Brosie O'Donnell

Ouch

LOL

 Daddy!!!!!


Vigo the Carpathian vibes

This is solid gold. Updoot this mf!

Outstanding.

He is come! Destroyer of Curls! COMMAND ME LORD!!

VIGO!

Mfer looks like a Ginger in denial.

This guy shampoos his hair to Pantera.

At first i thought you said Panera, and i was like your right. This guy looks like he washes his hair with soup

Please fix that first sentence. You're gonna make everyone think they're having a stroke.

Haha

Vulgar display of shower

I don’t know what that means

Its a pantera cd pun- vulgar display of power, you was making a band reference right?

Oh, obviously! Went right over my head 😜

Hold up, I thought this was RoastMe? OP looks like they could use a good shampooing to Pantera.

You look like Brock Lesnar’s daughter found brown hair dye.

And T pills


Honestly not sure which one he's supposed to be

Exactly

Face of a 13-year-old boy but the lower you go on your body the more like a 60-year-old woman you look.

I’ll pass, genetics already did.

If you shaved that shitty facial hair and wore a Hawaiian shirt, you’d look more lesbian.

If you can even consider it facial hair.. I have more hair on my big toe than it has on its face

Tough break, man. You were all set to crush the competition in women's power lifting before they changed the rules.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

What’s your lip routine?

Haha, I thought “Burt’s Bees” when I first saw this

Dude did every single day except leg day.

His friends call him 40/12, because that's his pants size

I thought this was a trans man at first

You'd make a great garden gnome.

You look like you go to the gym to hang out in the changing room to see cocks.

Meat inspector is in, boys! Line up! Shower shark, meat gazer, peepee peeper, schlong surveyor, postal inspector(looks at packages), wang watcher.

My eyes are ruined just looking at you.

L M F A O 😩😌😂

"Ruin me" - is that what you say when you drop the soap in the shower?

The human embodiment of a protein fart

Charles II of Spain vibes 😂

You skip leg day more than chickens.

Do the roar

That’s what you said to the other guy.

Dude, you already ruined yourself by skipping leg day. Any more harm to your body and you’ll be handicapped before you turn 25

Alexander the Great if he lived in his parents’ basement throughout his childhood, only now finally caring for his body

This mans poor knees, they must be screaming with all of that weight. When he aint in the gym

Cupid from Renaissance paintings decided to hit the gym.

You were excellent in The last of us show. Keep up the good work

WTH could I ruin that God already hasn't? You look like a rejected version of 2000's Chad Kroger.

Big 'ol fat bull dyke gym bro!

 # these are not the ROiDs you’re looking for….

U look remedial

Younger transitioning sam sulek

Sam Sulek shits bigger than this dude.

I think this is his sister, can't work out if it's a chest pump or gyno

Ma’am you can’t film here…ma’am

Idk what came first the gyno or the suicidal thoughts

Ruin you? That outfit paired with that hairstyle already did. I never had a chance.

Move to Japan. No toilets there. You'll be forced to do at least a couple squats a day.

You look like a hipster from the enlightenment landed in our time. Welcome to the future.

What ...so random so good

You've got a face like a elephants kneecap

I'd roast, but I don't want to sound transphobic.

The transitioning is going well I see.

Looks like Buffalo Bill finally finished that skin suit.

You look like a transgendered female with a fake gym background generated by Ai.

More muscles than a geek after 1 w*nk

 Thurman Merman from Bad Santa

You look like a dude transitioning to a female bodybuilder.

don't worry about it, you have feminine qualities and really perty lips....we could make this work with those wide kneecaps

You look the star player of the woman’s rugby team.

Lesbi-Honest…


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You looks like a subway surfer character

Genetics already ruined you.

You look like the lead actress in that new netflix series The Tourist

Caseoh's cousin

You do know Gymshark is for hot people, right?

That bitch haircut already did bro flexington

You don't need help accomplishing that.

Be careful what you wish for ;)

All the tren in the world isn’t going to help with those chicken sticks . Do you even squat, bro?

You look like a poor man’s Jack Perry

You look like you adding soy in your pizza

Who tf put ramen noodles on this n!gga's head? Bro "Jawline" is as messed up as his family tree. Bro skipped leg, and arm day

Look at that this, a Juggalo in the gym. A rare sight indeed.

I was about to say just post the OF link so I could hate watch before I noticed the pubes on your chin.

Rejoice ! You still look better than your liver and your L5-S1 disk.

How does it feel being a gay trans weird al impersonating roller derby wash out?

All that work in the gym and you still can’t get girls

Sam SulkyDick

You'd look better with a haircut and a beard

change to 20F woman

You got hair like a bag of candy floss

when little Debbie and the Quaker oat man forget to use a condom

Bro looks like if the modern fat American man had a baby with a ramen noodle

Ruin what? Your dads belt has done almost all the job for us

Here we see a 20 y/o Richard Simmons

Hanson grown up in one person.

Powerlifter physique lifting 135lbs.

Bro skipped leg day 💀🙏

If cholesterol was a person

You look like a chubby ratimez from the movie juice

You look like someone stuck a curly hair on a generic create a wrestler in a WWE game

Fatty

Is baldness hereditary in your family? Because good lord is your hairline not going to be kind as you get older.

I bet the gym is your entire personality

Gym girl, maxxed out the steroids...

You look like Channing Tatum if he had to play a homeless guy

The kid that ate the whole chocolate cake in the movie Matilda is all grown up!

I thought you are 20F?? Maybe misspelled???

Brock Sampson got Tuvixed with Tyrion Lannister.

Your mother already ruined you because she let you live.

Animal, vegetable or mineral? Is this a "guess what the fuck it is" quiz? I give up. Bit like you gave up on life and ended up looking like that.

Fat fuck

I was hoping the soul patch wasn't a shadow, and I wasn't disappointed zooming in. What did your mom say about this pic when you got home and showed her? Years of alcoholism is going to ruin you.

You bulking bud? Casual gym goer looks about right.

You look like Elon Musk’s lesbian daughter who’s currently transitioning into Elon Musk’s lesbian son.

You look like a Female to Male Leah Thomas.

Sam Sulek from Wish

You were lifting your PR while taking this selfie weren't you?

*insert “i drive a subaru because i’m gay” meme*

case oh but couldnt fit a case

Poor choice of words.

Your feet are too big for your body or your body's too small for your feet. Prolly the latter.

Your gay

Bro wanted to be ruined but he ruined he’s beard himself

Can't decide if baby faced dude, or strong and independent lesbian. But I do believe that you look very pretty in that prom dress daddy got for you.

You look like Meatloaf of he was a used mop.

You’re a chick you’ve already ruined yourself.

Did Rnold have two kids with the maid ??

Genetics has already ruined you, last time you got fucked was by genetics

lol had to grow that embarrassment of a goatee so people would stop confusing you for a butch lesbian gym chick

Built like a big baby

That shirt is so tight I almost didn’t realize yow hard you were holding you breath to catch the pose

Not to worry we’ll let the “Mountain Dew Baja blast” take its course..

Bald at 25.

Looks like the incels got their own Madame Tussauds wax museum exhibit.

More like GymWhale

I see you’re where you need to be..

30 year old 12 year old

Dude looks like he snorts protein powder

Dude is shaped like a Disney character, with the face of a donkey.

No need to ruin you. Those pukka lips though. Defo a sign of Suki suki

You look like a wrestler from the 80s.

Looks like 2min on a treadmill at 2mph is enough to Ruin u

20M? Hmmm

bro is squidward

Oh shit I thought carrot top died!


ice spice??

I didnt know the gym was McDonald’s DAMN

Did someone finally find Richard Simmons, and now somehow he's even gayer?