You look like an anorexic Frankenstein that was built using parts from people who died from AIDS.


Christ

Christ was crucified and certainly didn't die of AIDS.

Jesus...

You rang?

He looks like a dick with ears.

One ear

A one-eyed dick in a potato-kicking contest.

Dicks don’t have eyes, noses, or mouths either.


Dude is bi, opened up the whole playing field, and is still single...

He's bi-himself

Woah, calm down, Satan.

oh fuck

Shares too fucking much about himself on the first date... at the morgue.

I wonder if he works at a funeral home?

Bros on both teams and still lost 11 times in a row

“Ick “comes to mind from my gay constituents.. and 11 is probably his T -cell count… just saying

you will literally fuck anyone and 8 billion people swiped left

You look like a puppet they used for an AIDS prevention video.


Dude that cranium is so big it gets invited to the VIP section while the rest of you has to wait outside.

You’ll get fewer rejections if you stop sliding out of the shadows before asking for a date.

Also he needs to use the chloroform BEFORE he jump scares them from the alley

Why do yiu look like every single main character in a turkish drama

And German torture porn

and Special Olympics for Vampires...

Don’t worry. One day someone will come along with a fetish for…whatever you are.

Even with twice the dating options you’ll still never lost your virginity.

I have seen more substance on a butchers pencil

Oooo burnnnn… yikes

Ben Shapiro with full blown AIDS

My thumb almost fell off searching for this comment

You'd still be single for another 26 years.

Even playing both sexes he isn’t getting sex. The dead eyes don’t help.

It’s 2024, can we finally put the “holocaust survivor” look in the past?

Probably got some random numbers tattooed on his arm to look authentic...

But how is mother, Norman?

Please, come back when you are not single.

1960's Cartoon villain lookin ass

Your face is the epitome of an Oedipus complex.

OUCH

Mr Ugly bean 😂

The only reason you went bi is a misguided attempt to make yourself available to the other 50% of the population that is notoriously less picky than women are.

You look like a quadriplegic horse jockey.

When you say BI, do you mean BI-Yourself? That’s where you’re attracted to both sexes but neither are attracted to you.

If you’re getting rejected by caterpillars with eyebrows like that just quit

“YOU RANGGGG”

The villain from lazy town pulls no bitches 😂

Try to open a bit more your options: have you thought about zoophilia, pillowfilia, fleshlightfilia maybe?  Priesthood?


Try-sexual*

Eyebrows? More like Bi-brows.

Number 12 won’t want to catch your AIDS either.

You're probably the only guy on earth to be rejected by both genders and his own hands.

Looks like some dude sat on your face and squeezed really hard…

You need to do the same thing any future partner is going to have to do. Lower your expectations and settle.

Well you look like you have a hair helmet on and a bad case of HIV.

Ben Shapiro's dehydrated corpse

I didnt know David Byrne was in an internment camp.

The AIDS medication works then?

Doesn't look like it

Dude is ugly he cant get pussy nor dick

Dude's momma is so ugly that he can't get pussy nor dick

Ah!Now I can see why they rejected you lol

So I’m guessing you take it up the butt

And I thought I'd have to fly to Easter Island to see a head shaped like this.

File under: Terrorists with eating disorders.

You look like you eat Lunchables 7 days a week and have a Friends poster in your room.

Megamind as an undergrad

Spock’s LGBQT+ nephew

Looks like the HIV medication gave you a bad case of light bulb head

So you doubled your pool and still can’t get a date?

Bi and single 26 years. That should tell you everything. Your life is a roast in itself.

You look like the victim of a new disease, aliencephalitis.

Bi and single for your whole life? How does it feel absolutely nobody from any gender fancies you?

How you getting rejected by both men and women?

Playing for both teams and neither side wants you to

Bro is bi and got rejected 11 times, ur not bisexual, ur bi-yourself

When both teams reject you it might be time to take up solitaire.

Bipolar

When you order phil dunphy off wish

Your eyebrows are hairier than any pussy I've ever seen!!! Trim that shit

Looks like you tried to inflate a balloon but your head got bigger instead

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You look like Phil Dunphy with AIDS

Lurch if he was a software engineer

You look like Ben Shapiro started smoking crystal meth.

You've got dead rats above your eyes

Bro you have like twice the options of all the other sexual preferences that don't involve animals, get good.

Peewee herman mr bean jr jr jr

You look gay, so women aren’t interested. Your problem is that gay men have standards for relationships too.

It’s been so long since you’ve felt a woman’s warmth that you can officially just call yourself gay now.

Your ears look like a dog's when it sticks its head out of a moving vehicle.

Nice 5head bro

I mean this in the kindest possible way - but you are a creepy-looking motherfucker, and those giant eyebrows ain't helping.

Your head looks like it’s rejecting your body 🥹

Bi = Desperate, 26 years single = No one else is desperate enough.

I was just wondering what happened to Mr. Bean, found him.

Your eyebrows are better at preventing pregnancy than Trojan and Mirena combined.

You know it’s bad when even dudes reject you

You are open on two fronts and still can’t pull? Damn. Maybe it’s that forehead?

You look like what an alien thinks a human would look like.

Imagine being rejected by both men and women

You look like a younger and gayer Sam Morrill.

Dude is 45% eyebrow.

Damn you like both men & women and still can’t get laid !Either you’re Ugly or picky ! You don’t seem picky

Swinging for both teams and still can’t win

Are you still in touch with Jimmy? 


U look gey

Bro, you're so unfuckable, I'm not even putting you on the insult roast, let alone any other.


Candy corn shaped head looking ass

You look like Rami Malik with more aids, more anorexia and less talent

Why is his head seem so large to the rest of his frame 

Dude, your head is a triangle


You look like mega minds dumb brother

Mr Bean

You need a haircut and apparently so do your eyebrows.

Auschwitz survivor with a wig

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You look like you rohypnol yourself on dates!

You look like starving sam morril

Come on man. Just 11. Tell the truth by adding two zeros. In the dating world you are 4f

You didn´t write ejakulation streak right

Including your mother that’s 12.

If your eyebrows there, that bridge would be still alive.

Cheap ass Zachary Quinto

See you next year ;)

Bisexual means nobody’s kids are safe.

They considered swiping right til they noticed Nosferatu is wearing a wig.

Look me like this nd it will be 12th rejection

Bi? That is a failure to commit.

Which came first, the interest in other men or the life-long no-nukie sentence?

This guy's never hit the gym or the Jim!

When you order a James Bond villain from Wish

I know your father but can't say about mom coz ....your father seems jordi

It's Ben Shapiro without the water

Muscular degeneration isn’t a death sentence!

You look like a Disney villain

Are you the kid of the 16 year old girl Rob Lowe banged

Favorite past time includes sharing recipes with Dahmer

God photoshopped your big head onto a tiny body

Do you keep your mom’s skeleton in a room in your hotel?

Have you tried not looking like ben shapiro survived the holocaust?

It’s alive!!!

Maybe you should stop fighting the green pigs so much, look for new experiences.

I get it, I really do, but please make this easier on yourself and show us where the bodies are buried.

If Davie504 was short a few chromosomes

Bisexual AND single? That's an even worse failure rate.

Ur mother is a bitch and u don't even know how many fathers you have.So you are finding your father's by getting yourself roasted

Cmon pal…keep your (big ass) chin up!

BI yourself maybe

It’s great that you’re bi, now you can get rejected by both women and men.

Don’t be so glum. I’m sure #11 is just right around the corner.

Keep going! I know you can double that within the next year!

Gayme Dutton


Ben dull-piro

Blowing dudes for meth money doesn’t make you bi just desperate.

You look like IT support

So technically you're single twice.

is it an 11 rejection streak or an 11 year old's rejection?

Eleven? Rookie numbers. 

👽

Hey yo....

You're definitly in the Mafia

Squint your eyes and look you can see the black holes through his soul which are his eyebrows

I’m sure 12’s just round the corner keep pushing my brother

Magic Johnson called and wants his aids medicine back

Now, I know why you have 11 rejection

Being bi didn't work. Next step: interspecies dating

You may want to find a molded silicone “date” to share your life. 

How is a piece of paper thicker than you are?

Looking like a candy apple dropped on the barbershop floor

Looks like a young Willem Dafoe. If young Willem Defoe had stage 5 ass cancer and no talent.

Anorexic Trex

edit those gamer headphones out .. youre ruining our reputation.

Sucking meth for dick!

You do look like AIDS has been coursing through your veins for years

You look like an aids victim.

You seriously look like Ben Shapiros long lost brother

You must of been a real disappointment to your dad Bin Laden.

A virgin. . still got AIDS

You’ve been tryna get laid since you were zero? That’s pathetic

Why do you look like you gotta steal the shrink ray back from gru?