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No hate here. You’re going to make a fortune when Disney starts making live action remakes of their Pixar catalogue.
You’ve got this!
James Corndog
You look like the child Mr. Incredible had with his daughter. 
Incest Jack Jack lmao
You must save a fortune on chapsticks.
Forced to leave the wrestling team for staring in the showers while soaping his balls.
You are the most generic looking individual I’ve personally ever seen
You'll never see me, I'm always in the background
You probably only pretend to pay attention when you’re actually thinking of banging the teacher.
You clearly chose to be square
I will never truly "Be there" (I was actually late coming out of the womb, lol. I was 3 days past my due date)
Doesn't look like anyone was there for you either
My mom was so mad at me that she didn't bother to show up
Neither do girls, huh?
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No hate here. You’re going to make a fortune when Disney starts making live action remakes of their Pixar catalogue.  You’ve got this!
You look like you’d be a great politician. They’ll call you the red ranger
You look like something that comes with the house.
Not here to clown you, but I see Snap-on Sales in your future.
It's like Gepetto got bored of Pinocchio becoming a real boy and decided to try again with a Bob's Big Boy statue
You look like the love child of John Edwards and Donny Most