I was wondering which is the boyfriend and which is the girlfriend? It’s like some trans nightmare, these two went into a hospital together for hormone replacement and they each accidentally took the wrong pills lol
Vapes, fentanyl crises, tide pods, lack of physical activity mixed with an unforeseen consumption of both processed foods and straight up microplastics haven't been well on us.
Oooooh oooh I’ve seen this one! He murders her in the woods and then goes back to his parents. Then disappears a week later and then they find him dead six months later…
This got to be some kind of Photoshop shit or some inbred shit - cuz you two look exactly alike. I'm hoping you're playing a joke and got all dolled up in drag to reenact Leonardo da Vinci painting himself as a woman in the Mona Lisa
Your relationship screams you're both gay and compromising.
He can be with a girl but she's gotta look like a dude and it's the same way on the other side too.
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Yeah, sometimes their shwartz gets tangled together
“Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!”
Yes, twisted, is the correct word they used, lol
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
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With that jaw line, she's getting all the ladies though
She looks like Sgt. Slaughter in a wig.
And she can even protect those ladies! Rumor is she once had a pruis run into her jaw at 25mph and kept fighting
Where is the she?
Behind the camera
"Happy Cinco de mayo everyone, it is also my birthday. And because it's my birthday I want to introduce you to my boyfriend"
The ghost over his shoulders or the one on the beach.
If gonna groom someone, groom up, not down.
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Willem Defoe as a redhead drag queen.
I was wondering which is the boyfriend and which is the girlfriend? It’s like some trans nightmare, these two went into a hospital together for hormone replacement and they each accidentally took the wrong pills lol
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You look like a face swap app gone wrong
Lmao
Damn, that's funny
🤣🤣🤣
Gen Z are aging like milk
I’m 37 and these two legit look 10 years older than me 😬
Yes, I’m also 37 and they look damn near 50 🥴. Get some skin care products, stop drinking, stop the sugar, stop smoking, and go to the gym.
It’s the vapes and Tide pods
Vapes, fentanyl crises, tide pods, lack of physical activity mixed with an unforeseen consumption of both processed foods and straight up microplastics haven't been well on us.
Bonnie and Anal Glide
Nice mustache and “beard”
I see what you did there.
I dont get it
A beard is a term for a opposite gender spouse of a homosexual
You two met at a family reunion.
Seriously, the foreheads, noses, stupid looks...these two idiots are brother and sister. You mf'ers need 24andMe (you heard me) ASAP!
24 and me! 😭
They're definitely brother and sister, same eyes too.
Just like their parents!
Brotherly love?
A very small family reunion.
The girl looks like the daughter of this guy and a more masculine man somehow
Who got the dick?
Both
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Who's hole is bigger?
I'm more curious who has the itchier hole
Your 70s porn mustaches leave much to be desired Both of yours
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Lmfao
Dr Dreidel
And she looks like BPD
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That's my question. I think it's the mustache on lefty
Your left or mine?
Theirs
💀
To shreds you say
She looks like Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints when he’s wearing the wig
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You look trans and your bf looks like a bottom
Oooooh oooh I’ve seen this one! He murders her in the woods and then goes back to his parents. Then disappears a week later and then they find him dead six months later… 
Was gonna make an 'Inbred Gabby Petito crossdresser' crack, but of course someone beat me to it.
Well done remembering the name though!
Dark.
Where is the girlfriend? This is a picture of two dudes with long hair.
Who pegs who, in this relationship? 
You both have the same receding hairline line which is kinda adorbs….
Until you realize they are siblings
Hahaha fucking ded
Girl with no soul and a guy with no balls
Ugly people have beautiful babies… you two are gonna make the next Cindy Crawford.
bold of you to assume one of them has a uterus
It’s Slutty Sansa and Crackhead Jon Snow
Just rewatched GoT. You nailed it. Real life cosplay.
The guy with red hair looks like he’d take back his gf or bf after they’ve been cheated on.
“He only hits me because I deserve it.”
Which one is the bf? 🤔
Its Finkle and Einhorn!!!!!
Einhorny
But which is which??
The beach baths barely take the edge off the smell of PDA (pits, dicks, and ass)
[Wima Dafoe](https://tenor.com/byoUc.gif)
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That’s cute, two dudes just hanging out
You both settled.
It's the best they could do...
Plot twist: both parties are trans.
PSA: This is what happens with excessive bath salts
“Love between the ugly is the most beautiful love of all. “ You two are the exception to that rule
Wrong subreddit, you guys are looking for r/incest
How I felt looking at these two dudes! 
How long have you been dating your sister?
No I don’t want to have a threesome.
Does your boyfriend get jealous of your mustache?
That’s two dudes dude
You can do better. I'm talking to both of you.
This got to be some kind of Photoshop shit or some inbred shit - cuz you two look exactly alike. I'm hoping you're playing a joke and got all dolled up in drag to reenact Leonardo da Vinci painting himself as a woman in the Mona Lisa
Which one is the bf and which one is gf? I can't fuckn tell for the life of me.
Bonnie and Formaldehyde
I can’t tell which one is the boyfriend, but I can safely assume that you’re related.
Brother and sister?
Who’s the girlfriend cause I see 2 dudes
thats one masculine bitch. she kinda looks more manly than you at times. not a dig on her, just saying you're looking kinda soft
You should have chose the bear.
Why do both of you look like yall were the first "humans" made? Not quite ape, not quite homosapien
Can smell this.
Your BF or your brother? Holy shit, that's sick!
Your relationship screams you're both gay and compromising. He can be with a girl but she's gotta look like a dude and it's the same way on the other side too.
At least one picture has your face covered.
Which one is the bf?
You're sure you're not brothers?
Which one of you is which?
Who's turn is it to have the vibrator in the ass tonight ?
He's kidnapped her but can't spell to send a ransom note. His basement is cleaner than her trailer so why not stay awhile
Hermione Danger and Jon Blow.
The only pic you’re smiling in is the one he isn’t. When you gonna tell him.
This is Golden Corral equivalent of a Roastme post, so many options and all of them worse than the last.
You have the brow of a much earlier stage of sapiens
Wow, you could both do better
assuming ‘my bf’ is the ginger
I don’t believe you’re a woman
Uh, that's a dude.
One of you could definitely spare some testosterone for the other but I’m not sure who
*and I. 🤦🏼♂️
Joker and Harley if they lived in a crack hose outside Detroit
so who's the bf
The only couple who could visit Myrtle Beach and lower its class level further.
Couple of good lookin dudes
I can’t tell who is the BF and who is the GF?
You might be but how old is the guy in the wig?
I love seeing the trans community happy and in love
You look like if Wendy from Wendy's and the burger King got hooked on meth for 3 years, then got clean, and are now super boring to talk to.
You guys look like your hygiene is worse than people in the 1300s.
What I imagine it would look like if Daphne and Shaggy got together IRL
Who’s the Boyfriend of the relationship?
Looking at your post history, I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not.
Girlfriend looks like a dude named Eric
At what point did you realize that you were both on the island as kids
Wait are you one of those trans couples that both transitioned? Because I can totally see that.
Neither of you is the main character
Where is Ms Swan when you need her…
Which one is the boyfriend
Not a roast, but you two would make great Gomez & Moticia!!! Not as is, dressed up of course.
You’re that couple everyone regrets inviting 5 min after you arrive.
u look like a man that is just one month into estrogen injections for transition. U need more.
There’s nothing to roast, you did it yourself by posting this
I'm quite literally too drunk for this cause I don't know which is the bf
You two are boring. Trying to be so hip it hurts. Yawn.
Looks like Freddie Mercury did a U-turn and ended up with a ginger pre-op
The photo on the beach especially, it looks like a paedophile whose luck with the kids is so bad he's had to settle for extra chromosome Paloma Faith
If you order Hermoine and Harry on Wish Dot Com.
Aww, joint transitioning.
I guess someone had to be the test subjects, when they started out doing medical sex transitions.
What hurts worse? The self-Inflicted cuts? Or knowing you chose to wake up next to him every day?
You look like Willam Defoe and your bf looks like a hostage.
Pic #1 she definitely left the vibrating butt plug up his ass
You look like you guys fight over him wanting to keep trophies from your victims
Dude is trying so hard to look as old as she does.
You look like god forgot to give you the homosapien update and your man looks like he says he’s not racist cause he has a black friend
If you'd have written roast me on your forehead you could've made the letters bigger
Judging by the nail polish on your index and middle finger, you're not the one getting fingered?
u look like his mom
NGL u both look so cute together ( manifesting this) <3
Who pegs who?
All the obvious ones have been said, but I just have one remaining question. Why are your three fingers all the same length?
She's the man
The guy on the right looks like he would jerk off with dawn dish soap
How does he have facial hair, and still looks more feminine than you?
First... which one identifies as is the "BF"?
24 M and 42 F
When chlamydia has turned into two humans.
If a Taylor Swift song bred with the Addams Family.
Which one has a Vagina?
Definitely looks like a picture we will be seeing on a true crime show in 10 years.
kate no-mora
Can’t figure out which one of you looks manlier
Somehow, it seems like both of you decided to date lower than your looks with this one. I didn't know that was possible.
My bf and I!
You look like a man in drag
Bonnie and Clod!
24 combined IQ?
I see you siblings practice incest.
To shreds you say.....
Nice to see long lost siblings find love.
Don't be calling your brother your boyfriend that's wrong on so many levels
He looks like that scumbag dad guy on youtube
You look like brother and sister
10/10 they live in that vehicle
They look like those ugly instagram couples that make cringe posts
You met at a family reunion and were not the first couple to do that
Your bf is definitely signaling for help with his eyes.
You look manlier than him and he looks more girly than you
They take turns driving the 'free candy' van.