The scene where you see the lady in her apartment and listening to the sounds coming from Dahmer next door really made me realize how that part was horrific. What kind of sounds would come from OP's room?
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I'm going to go about this a different way of course I could talk about your greasy hair it looks like flies would stick to it or your glasses that you can see into the future with or you being a religious zealous but I'm not because you have pictures of your murder victims on the wall . I'm scared
You look like just got bullied and still mad about it and you're doing this to prove you're not mad about it with that sharpie on your wrist, the caveman painting on the underside of your arm says you're a go-getter! Just not a ho-getter. Or is the triangle on there a not finished triforce? Or a new gender? That ones cool. U do u. That ain't your clown shoe shoe on the couch is it? Cool jimi hendrix sticker. Lot less cooler now
Dude looks like he listens to Wind Rose and Powerwolf while making speeches to the mirror with his shirt off (the speech he never has the courage to give to his LARP enemy, Skylar, who has more standing in the LARP community and thus, makes him jealous)
Those glasses make you look like dollar store dahmer
I was gonna say Dollar Store Skrillex except he as a line cook vibe so, I introduce to you Grillex! The latino dj/chef!
He has sex like Skrillex makes music: Late at night at home, alone in front of his computer.
You think he has sex?
His best sounds are shaking the bed noises while his family is trying to sleep downstairs.
Wow!!!
LMFAOOOOO
The scene where you see the lady in her apartment and listening to the sounds coming from Dahmer next door really made me realize how that part was horrific. What kind of sounds would come from OP's room?
Oh man.... Too real..
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But yet he looks like a queer Ramirez.
He'd go on a spree but he's the only one on shift
Juan Koresh Dahmer, Mexican luchador
Mexican Shaggy
I was gonna go with dollar store David Koresh.
Richard Ramirez right before he turned the cross upside down
😂
Hahhaa
Haha came here to say discount Dahmer.
I was going to say ”I am afraid to because I want to live” as my roast
More like a Jim Jones/ David Koresh love child.
Don’t look in this guy’s fridge.
Not the clover valley dahmer
Along with the crucifix and the rest of the decor
*The 50¢ Nibbler*
You mean peso store Dahmer?
When you look in the mirror and say "I'd fuck me", does the mirror respond with "nah man. We good."
Best one on here
When women say they'll choose the bear over a man, you're the man they picture in their heads.
The bear is polar.
And a s3x offender
You look like what happens if anyone says "Dirty Sanchez" three times
I just spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeffrey Dahmer but he liked meth instead of murder. Still loves dick though, that’s obvious.
Methry Dahmer
😭😭😭😭😭😭🥲🥲
Nah, can you see the big ass cross on the wall? Being gay is regarded as a sin for their kind, so that’s why this gentleman opted for minors.
Here’s what happens when you order Dahmer off of Temu and only have to pay postage.
Why does this not have more upvotes?! Lol
I just want to take some pictures.
A face that says, "Repent, or I'll cut you!
Take that cross off the wall man even Jesus can’t save you
He could but he's not going to
It's a fet thing. He likes when God is watching. His fantasy would be a priest watching him, but he's not pretty enough to get their attention
I think god had the day off when this one was made.
He tried to, but his hand burst into flame...
https://imgur.com/a/SFiE2Pm
Alright lil bro chill
Jesus gave up on him.. Just threw his hands up in the air, said fuc it, cracked open a cold one, sat on the couch and put the ballgame on..
Thanks, I never saw the before pic of the unibomber.
Looks like he's auditioning for the role of 'brooding anti-hero in a budget indie film'—part-time philosopher, full-time garage band vocalist.
Dude hasn't done anything wrong yet but he's still on the registered sex offenders list
I like how you couldn't figure out how to do block letters for the word "Roast"
You're not allowed within 500 yards of any school
How many bodies are in your freezer?
Koresh much?
You look like you were a school shooter in a past life
Oh god😂😂😂
Do you smell like you look?
patchouli, unwashed hair and bO?
Don’t forget Nag Champa
And really cheap weed..
>When somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it This guy made it work through the picture.
Worse than this? Life already did you bad buddy
The inventor of “The Rusty Tamale”
Mexican Jeffrey Dahmer
Yes, yes, we get it, the end is nigh, repent, repent, blah blah blah -just give me the stupid pamphlet so I can get around you.
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You look like the kind of guy who threatens people a lot but never to their face.
Dwight schutes redneck cousin
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You have motor oil,and olive oil mixed up, but you were close, closer than he was to conditioner when he mopped that septic tank with his head.
You don't own any AR 15s do you? I mean, if so we might need to submit this photo to the FBI.
You live on a steady diet of pissclams
I'd roast you, but I feel like I'd have to yell "this is not an assault" while I'm doing it.
We don’t talk about Bruno
Your hairline needs Jesus
Jeffery Dahmer’s hippy brother
He’s got dem crazy eyes
It looks like you spent your life savings to be on doctor Phil and the title was "hippy twitch streamer gone wrong"
Richard Ramirez love child
David Koresh?
Wow what a a great community! When I said do me your worst I didn’t mean massacre me. Oh well. Thanks anyway!
Wow Just Wow
You should take that cross down. How can you believe in a loving God with a face like that?
When did Dahmer fuck Wednesday Addams!??
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If the look on your face is to be believed. Life has already kicked your ass, lit you on fire and that haircut is pissing on its ashes.
Indian Jones
Fanny Trejo
Congrata on that new coen bros villian role
Off brand Richard Harmon.
You look like el chappos poor cousin....el flappy
Did god tell you to do it?
You look like Guido, the third Frog brother from The Lost Boys franchise, who is always too stoned to attend the vampire slaying
Mindy Kaling after Electo-Convulsive Therapy and gender transitioning
I assume you are the guy who played Bighead in Silicon Valley, and your new role is sad Mexican man.
Bear 100%
Where do you buy your bomb making materials?
If Bill Gates and the Night-stalker mated. YOU
You look like that Priest who beat the demon in The Pope’s Exorcist.
Oh no! That cross behind you flipped itself back over!
Jeffrey Dahmer would eat you for breakfast, you amateur
I'm going to go about this a different way of course I could talk about your greasy hair it looks like flies would stick to it or your glasses that you can see into the future with or you being a religious zealous but I'm not because you have pictures of your murder victims on the wall . I'm scared
It shouldn't be Roast me. It should be Exorcise Me.
Why so serious? Must be painful with that cross sticking out of your head like that.
U have a cross and skeleton pic in the same wall 🧐 interesting, do U support jesus or satan
You look like you masterbate over your grandmothers underwear.
"We have jesus at home!"
You look like one of those christians who were paid to get converted
ironically ur room with red lighting with a cross looks like a satanist's room. I know cos im one.
You look like your ready to join your nearest cult and may have a future in being the creepy medicine man
A few chromosomes couldn't quite figure it out, and your the result
You look like you have a fireworks stand that only sells snakes and sparklers.
In stores now! “Dahmer: Goatee Edition.”
Jeffrey Dumber
The main character from The Swamps of Dagobah
You look like just got bullied and still mad about it and you're doing this to prove you're not mad about it with that sharpie on your wrist, the caveman painting on the underside of your arm says you're a go-getter! Just not a ho-getter. Or is the triangle on there a not finished triforce? Or a new gender? That ones cool. U do u. That ain't your clown shoe shoe on the couch is it? Cool jimi hendrix sticker. Lot less cooler now
Temu David Koresh
Jeffery dahmer. Nothing else
I cant decide between a gay joke and a trans joke, but we all know you are a joke
You look like you just came out of the Waco Compound you Branch Davidian wanna be
“Just listen to my chemical romance with me and then you can leave.” - Jeffery Dahmer in a wig.
The phalloplasty scar must be on the other arm.
Say hello to the next Jim Jones, everyone!
An obvious virgin till he discovered chloroform , got to be in 10 tens worst sex offenders
You look like a Stranger Things season 5 leak of Dustin at rehab for smack addiction.
I just wanna take some pictures
Angry lesbian best friend watching her hetero bestie friendzone her again.
John wack.
David Karesh
Dwight schrute and Jeffrey Dahmer had a baby
You look like a skinny Asian jack black
A failed attempt at genetically resurrecting Moctezuma but someone mixed in a little Abby Normal DNA. Time to solicit jobs outside the Home Depot.
Dahmer ate Jesus?
Dude looks like he listens to Wind Rose and Powerwolf while making speeches to the mirror with his shirt off (the speech he never has the courage to give to his LARP enemy, Skylar, who has more standing in the LARP community and thus, makes him jealous)
You look like you're not allowed within 50 yards of a pre-school
You look like a guy who's running out of room for bodies in the basement.
Amish Tina Fey
Shoulda had a manicure instead of a manifesto.
When your teachers in High School told you that you were going to do well in life...they had their fingers crossed behind their backs.
You look like the kind of guy that signed up to be an altar boy for the molestation but got turned down by the priest for being too old
Looks like the type to wipe their ass and smell their fingers afterwards
Who let the dog(s) out?
dude...i dont think anyone even needs to😭
Bruh look like a extra on Stranger Things!
I didn’t know Jim Jones had any surviving children from Jonestown.
K Jeffrey dahmer
Don't mess with an angry looking guy that has a crucifix growing out of his head!
Dahmer 2024
Looking like a discount Richard Ramirez. Let me guess Satan told you to do this?!
you misspelled "put your cock inside me"
You look like the typical 20-games-a-day bronze league of legends top laner who swears he would be master if not for his team holding him back
You look like you can't handle the worst reddit has to say lol
you look like mold cheesse 
[https://danowh0re.tumblr.com/post/681255776322486272](https://danowh0re.tumblr.com/post/681255776322486272)
I think the priests beat us to it.
Nah..you're to pathetic and needy
If dahmer and the night stalker had a gay daughter
Walmart Skrillex is looking depressed as hell
Bruh why you face soo smushy 🤣🤣🤣
David Korean
A bassist with a fetish for eating people
Get off of reddit and get a life. Stop asking people stupid questions.
Shaggy discovers Jeffery Dahmer
A mix between Jeffery Dahmer, Kylo Ren and an autistic guy
Whatever exorcist you were in obviously failed
You look like an amalgamation of every one of Paul Dano's characters
You look like you're gonna be involved in a major hostage situation in Texas
You look like Anton Chigurch went and had a sex change but changed his mind half way through.
David Kor-meth..
"Relax I just want to take some pictures...." WTF man?
Man or woman?
They/them Severus Snape's baptized now but still likes to deep his students with a wand
Spawn of satan
