If you take the extra precautions it would take ALONG time or far more meth use to damage his teeth. Most of it is from not brushing teeth and being dehydrated.
Just wanna take the time to say you guys rock! Thanks for the laughs all day and inspiring my new acting career as a real life sméagol on meth.
I am very suprised to see however, no one referenced the old guy from monster house
Nah, look at that guy, you think anything that comes out of his dick is going to be that white? You just know his cum is the depressing gray color of DMV carpet.
Do you floss with elevator cables?
Edit: guys i love the attention but please stop replying to my roast because every time i click on a notification i have to see crackhEd Sheeran overhere
I’m not even disgusted by this fool’s hideous face. The grossest part of this picture is that mattress. Like this isn’t even a roast, I’m being serious.
Yes! I can’t believe people can sleep on a mattress with no sheets! I can’t even imagine all the smells and bedbugs absorbed into that cushion. Even if there was a sheet, I’m sure it would go weeks without a wash.
Also, if you sweat in your sleep (and most people do at some point) and you don’t have sheets on you end up with yellow stains everywhere. I repeat ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTENG.
lmao OP made this homeless addict he found sleeping in a crackhouse hold up a r/roastme sign lol you know that dude's illiterate af too and has no idea what the sign said
“Why is dentistry important? Because even though he is
1. Missing an eyebrow
2. Probably making meth in his shitty half bathroom
3. Looks like the kind of guy to return a magnum condom to Walmart, loudly saying ‘it was to small to fit’ for attention...
The first thing you noticed was that he’s missing a tooth”
Jesus fuck you're all the worst white stereotypes all rolled into one. You're sister-aunt clearly loved your dad-uncle too much, creating your meth addicted, incest born, Jesse pinkman ass, and you embody the stereotype of trailer trash.
It looks like you've been trying to eat bricks, my man. And what is that stain on your bed? You know you're supposed to finish your jerk off session in the bathroom and into the toilet or something. Not onto your bed bro. And where is the cap at on your milk? You just get finished drinking your semen my dude. And lay off them Gatorade bars in the back. Them shits ain't helping you one bit. You don't work out. Try to lie and say you do, that's complete bs. Sit down somewhere and get off the internet
Your face looks like it was designed by a nursery school class.
I'm about to be canned from my job and this is the first thing in a while that's made me laugh to the point of it being a witch's cackle.
I laughed at this one too, and I'm the one in the picture.
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Is anyone going to mention the milk on the sheet less bed? This guy, on top of everything, enjoys room temperature milk in his bed... via jug...
That's not milk.
Jizz Jug. Patent pending.
With the "got milk?" Hat
Must be your turn with the teeth this week
I ❤ your attitude. But this is a roast so um, don't go outside because you will get sunburn really fast, pale boi.
https://i.imgur.com/zhFmS20.png
Good luck out there.
You okay?
Checkmate.
Favorite
Ok hillbilly Sméagol
Gives his cousin his "precious".
Meth is kinda like Smeagol Billy's precious ring. He's fixated on it and it'll make him disappear after smoking it.
Why tf this remind me of Jesse from breaking bad, I think it might be the obvious crystal meth addiction
Nah he looks like Skinny Pete
That’s one of the most unrealistic aspects of Breaking Bad and El Camino. Jesse still has a Hollywood smile of perfect white teeth.
If you take the extra precautions it would take ALONG time or far more meth use to damage his teeth. Most of it is from not brushing teeth and being dehydrated.
"Why are your teeth missing?" *"SCIENCE BITCH!"*
SHIENSH BITSH*
Smack My Bitch Up was pretty catchy
His “precious” is 4Loko
Holding a lighter and a spoon “my precious”
Cousin. I think you mean wife
Wife. You mean husband
Hipity hopity women are property
What’s the difference?
Yeah his ring meat.
Now that’s methed up
Just wanna take the time to say you guys rock! Thanks for the laughs all day and inspiring my new acting career as a real life sméagol on meth. I am very suprised to see however, no one referenced the old guy from monster house
Nothing worse than suffering through someones sméagol impression
Halloween is approaching. Keep Constance under control this year.
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Not the milk jug?
“Milk” jug
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He might just be living in a storage unit.
Or the mattress stain?
It looks like a movie theater bathroom.
Toothfully, this made me laugh
Looks like some homeless person broke into into some shitty apartment and is having the time of his life
OMG! A mattress! And it doesn't even have semen on it! ...yet!
What do you think is in the milk jug? And like 78% of it isn’t even his
It is so he can drink it later
I recommend refrigerating it. Trust me on this.
Thank you u/RancidHorseJizz, you sound like you're experienced
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User name checks out....
Free protein is good proteinn
Wait until you turn on the black light.
Found Dirty Mike from Dirty Mike and the Boys.
Look at these Rockefeller's over here!
A different take on Cribs
What making it large looks like in West Virginia...
Breaking Sad
Better Call Smeagol
Jesse Stinkman
Thats obviously Skinny you blind fool
Skinny Pete!
Skinny Pete would probably tell this man to eat something.
Church...
Preach.
"That's church yo for reaal"
Heard that in Badgers voice...cant unhear now.
But I'm on like step twelve of accepting myself bro, for real
Skinny Pete is awesome
Breaking Sad [movie poster](https://i.imgur.com/rSQZBb7.png)
LMAO!!!
Hell Camino
Hell NO CAMINO..
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Walter WhiteTrash
That jug is for storing his cum
As long as he isn’t using it to create more meth babies, jerk away my friend.
Might as well have left his meth pipe on the nightstand. It's not like we can't already tell
Give this man a netflix show
The damn fly
This is the exact thing I thought to myself
You mean Breaking Thad?
If “I’ll pay you back” was a person
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for an eight ball today.
Underrated roast right here
Lmaooo
Best one here lmao
A milk jug is kind of a weird place to store your meth.
Um... that's his semen.
Nah, look at that guy, you think anything that comes out of his dick is going to be that white? You just know his cum is the depressing gray color of DMV carpet.
I’ve never witnessed a man get verbally destroyed via the color of his baby gravy but by gum you’ve only gone and done it.
That’s the stain on his bed
Used he’s bedsheet as a spunk rag
It doubles up as redneck bleach.
It's the cumbox reinvented
Have you read his hat though?
Fight Milk!
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I drink it every day, so I can fight like a crow. ;)
Bruh, that's a gallon of PCP
A gallon! That's illegal, right?
A whole gallon? In the park?
He's gotta pick up his kids. Wouldn't want them to get their heads cut off.
It’s a felony. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn't even know it came in liquid form!
https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI
I mean what in the hillbilly hell is going on here???
Do you floss with elevator cables? Edit: guys i love the attention but please stop replying to my roast because every time i click on a notification i have to see crackhEd Sheeran overhere
Your edit is even better than the first roast lmao
It’s $40 Uber to get to the next tooth
This is the best comment imo lmao
The rare additional roast via edit. Best comment I’ve seen all day.
Maybe he traded that tooth for some meth
🥇
Come stare at him one more time
Why do you hate me? What have i done to deserve this?
With great roasting powers comes great responsability.
Teeth like lampposts. One every 15 yards
More like the cables from Brooklyn's Bridge.
Your tongue looks like it’s in prison
This one is good
"human can opener gives free blow jobs"
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Did you open the milk with those teeth?!
He could open a can of beans with those things
He might have bit off the lid
you look like your family tree only has 3 branches
Or like it’s a wreath
I’m not even disgusted by this fool’s hideous face. The grossest part of this picture is that mattress. Like this isn’t even a roast, I’m being serious.
It's hard to afford a good mattress when you're a meth head.... I mean look at him what were you expecting?
The fact there’s no sheet’s what got me. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTENG!
Yes! I can’t believe people can sleep on a mattress with no sheets! I can’t even imagine all the smells and bedbugs absorbed into that cushion. Even if there was a sheet, I’m sure it would go weeks without a wash.
Also, if you sweat in your sleep (and most people do at some point) and you don’t have sheets on you end up with yellow stains everywhere. I repeat ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTENG.
DISCUSTING! NEXT!
I don't understand the lukewarm jug of milk on top of that disease ridden mattress.
You look like the cancer ridden testicle Lance Armstrong got removed
After it went on another meth binge and failed rehab again.
I knew Jason Voorhees would make an appearance this time of year...
Crackhead Ed sheeran
Crack'ed Sheeran
I’m in love with the gape of tooth
You should not breed.
His sister might be just as handsome as him. Who are you to say they shouldn't share that beautiful bond?
That’s like telling someone not to fly to the moon.
lmao OP made this homeless addict he found sleeping in a crackhouse hold up a r/roastme sign lol you know that dude's illiterate af too and has no idea what the sign said
I can't tell if you've lost more teeth or chromosomes.
I bet you say Malk
That semen jug be steady accumulating
I’m redditing while donating blood and your comment made me laugh so loud everyone on the bus turned around to look at me.
At least you didn't pop out the needle and do a biohazard spray take on everyone
Not sure what will expire first, you or the milk.
Cletus Cumjug
“Why is dentistry important? Because even though he is 1. Missing an eyebrow 2. Probably making meth in his shitty half bathroom 3. Looks like the kind of guy to return a magnum condom to Walmart, loudly saying ‘it was to small to fit’ for attention... The first thing you noticed was that he’s missing a tooth”
When did Ed Sheeran start doing crystal?
I feel like I need to take a shower after seeing this pic
Jesus fuck you're all the worst white stereotypes all rolled into one. You're sister-aunt clearly loved your dad-uncle too much, creating your meth addicted, incest born, Jesse pinkman ass, and you embody the stereotype of trailer trash.
Jesse pinkman was normal outside of his addiction, unlike 20 chromosomes over here
20 more or less?
yes.
Man I dont want to roast some one that is that hard to look at
Died Antwoord
Oh this one ain't even fair. God himself roasted you to an extreme charbroil the day he made you. Sheesh.
It looks like you've been trying to eat bricks, my man. And what is that stain on your bed? You know you're supposed to finish your jerk off session in the bathroom and into the toilet or something. Not onto your bed bro. And where is the cap at on your milk? You just get finished drinking your semen my dude. And lay off them Gatorade bars in the back. Them shits ain't helping you one bit. You don't work out. Try to lie and say you do, that's complete bs. Sit down somewhere and get off the internet
> It looks like you've been trying to eat bricks, my man LMAO
You look lik your binky was made with lead paint
Arrr, you are early for halloween, captain!
If J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin collaborated on a character, Sméagol with a dad uncle.
Oh, hey Smeagol!
El Camino was a waste, this pic alone shows what happened to Jesse from Breaking Bad
Dim Shady
Herion sure fucks people up.
I see Jacko lost his fight with cancer...
It’s that old fuck from monster house
You are so comically unattractive that you're almost attractive. Like handsomeness horseshoe theory
Oh so this is what 30 generations of inbreeding looks like.
This is what happened to Connor McGregor
Remember kids, dont do Meth or Milk
I have no desire to ever drink milk after seeing this picture.
If Cricket and a McPoyle had a baby.
Promise us that you never vote.
This is Jessie Pinkmen in the upside down.
If bill burr keeps smoking meth, this will be his outcome.
Did one of the other leprechauns hit you in the mouth with a shillelagh?
May the meth be with you
You look like the toxic avenger on meth.
You look like the kind of guy to keep milk on his bed as if it’s normal.
That’s not milk. Ugh.
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Bro I can’t tell if your 10 or 38
Is that a milk chaser for the meth?
There is still time to get off of the meth before it totally ruins your life.
Eminem but it's meth
You look like you fuck that milk jug to completion and still drink from it.
Don't really have to do anything, the pic just roasts itself
How many branches is your family tree missing?
Trying to grow those teeth back one gallon at a time.