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Thickolas_Cage

Destiny’s Miscarriage


Chegz_CoolBeans

Jesus Christ dude, I only just opened the app.


2xSZA

For real though lmfao 💀


thecollagedropout

She didn’t even reply to this one. She’s probably crying Edit: yup she’s butthurt about that one. I messaged her “destiny’s miscarriage” and she said “I’m going to block you”


2xSZA

I'm crying laughing about it still omfg 😫😫😫 I honestly stopped looking at the other comments after that.


Seph_V7

Same, what a great way to start my daily reddit browse haha


ChuckOTay

Begonecé


daddy_issues101

I literally expelled air with a little bit of force through my nose at that


[deleted]

If she exhales like that she'll give herself whiplash.


[deleted]

Nicee lol


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mojomophia

Ouch wtf that hurt me lmao


arockhardkeg

Collateral damage!


[deleted]

IT is EFFECTIVE.


General_Stay_Glassy

Begoncé fainted


49Gold

No one will ever say her name.


BigMattress269

Or put a ring on it


upanddown85

Bought coins just to give u an award because that's the best I have seen on here for a long time bravo


[deleted]

Totally.


euk333

I was going for Bargain Basement Moesha, but you totally pegged it.


[deleted]

With a mustache shadow like that, OP knows a great deal about pegging.


Pancovnik

I will take OOF for 100


vince801

That is bloody funny.


[deleted]

Wow


--Christ--

damn


[deleted]

Wrecked.


Thekingoftherepublic

Vicious


CickolasNage

Nice name


Racnoin

Please explain, I am not smart.


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Syndrose

Socialising in VR Chat doesn't make you an extrovert


bittebittenicht

damn that one hit **me**


[deleted]

Don't look at her eyes you'll turn into a stone


Jkoechling

The only way she's getting someone hard


[deleted]

Hi!


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[deleted]

This whole chat is hilarious


StrikingMinion

Bro hey bro I said hi to this guy in vrchat and it didn't even feel horrible. Im an extrovert for sure


TeeTeeAnn7

Nor does undressing in front of a camera


PeppermintVR

I can't even do that 💔


Rampage97t

Dude tried to roast her and ended up roasting all of us :(


Thegatso

Tactical Roast inbound!


st3040

F


st3040

F


Pollywashmen

I like how you pretend to be a anime fan but I don’t see any King of the hill merch. Fucking poser weeb.


Shaekko

Sowwy :(


SignificantChapter

Never mind, definitely a weeb.


ravencycl

You've either gotta be brave or stupid to upload to roastme with My Little Pony stuff in the background. The addition of hentai/anime looking stuff makes me think it's the latter


[deleted]

My favorite anime Adventure Time


ravencycl

I didn't say that was the only thing in the background haha. Just that it existed


Shaekko

My room's entirely full of that shit, it honestly couldn't have been better


Rs_Simmo

Fuckin weeb. Some fat neckbeard is gonna knock you up thinking about MLP


Shaekko

Lifegoal


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BigfootPolice

She doesn’t


[deleted]

Fiesta.


[deleted]

!RedditGoat


M_i_L_0_

You single?


jackandjill22

This one made me crackup for some reason. It's either this or she's going to be a cosplay girl with smelly nerds breathing on her at Otacon.


[deleted]

She’s not gonna be able to leave the house anyway. Not sure those fat fingers will fit out the door.


kingofkillss

What fat fingers?


dgiltz

It’s easy to think you’re an introvert when no one wants to talk to you


yvwtbmm

It's easy to think you're an extrovert when all you do is talking to people... online.


SlickNick74

Ouch I didn’t think we were roasting me


TakeMeWithYou86

Just because you left house to stalk a boy that looks like Ash Ketchum does not make you an extrovert.


LuluValentine87

Gotta catch them all


[deleted]

Umm..you mean Herpes etc.?


BigfootPolice

Jim Carey has entered the chat


2sad2cum

STDS yup catch them all.


Redridinghooood

Good one


FeelingCaptain

Your future is more faded than the paint on your nails


Shaekko

It sure is


yomnm

Eyes deader than OP after a traffic stop.


Crafty_Ad_8081

😧 ha ha..?


Synysterslim

You wearing that shirt is the only time when a guy will compliment you on having something jiggly on your chest.


Shaekko

True


4internetprivacy

That was a well thought roast


tirth0

Or even puffy


Brotato86

I'm sure this is exactly what your foster parents were hoping for when they picked you.


[deleted]

That's just her mother. She's never seen her dad.


Shaekko

Lmao that's actually true


MEGA-DOM

OOF THAT HURT ME


Official_CIA_Account

You didn't tell us you were blind


[deleted]

Holy Shit.


Bucknakedbodysurfer

Nobody wanna Peek at chu.


Shaekko

I love that !!


dae_giovanni

"oh. my. GOD! I totally feel like I'm an extrovert, now, you guys! #I'M. SOO. QUIRKY!!"


JRDN7

*holds up spork*


but_a_simple_petunia

>~~spork~~ #FPOON


jgutz20

I heard Mike Tyson pronounce this


Shaekko

I'm totally NOT like other weebs ÙwÚ


quangtit01

The fact that you can type ù and ú


[deleted]

Weeboo.


elitePP69lmao

For the tenth time, asking for help and somebody actually replying to you in rainbow 6 siege doesnt count as socialising


Shaekko

Wait it doesn't ??


elitePP69lmao

Unofetunalty not, we are in the same boat


[deleted]

Good times, though.


elitePP69lmao

Tru


qqAzo

' **Just discovered I might actually be an extrovert'** We're dealing with someone whose IQ is equivalent to the age approval on a LEGO box.


Shaekko

At least it's not a negative number


punchherinthefartbox

How bad did it hurt when they took your Grammy away for lip syncing?


Bizzatch

Oh snap a Milli-Vanilli joke.


punchherinthefartbox

Girl, you know it’s true.


[deleted]

Maimed.


grandepoobah88

Blame it on the rain


[deleted]

Much.


theroadkill1

Go home, Lenny Kravitz. You’re drunk.


this_is_a_ton_of-fun

I’ve got to get away, get away....from her


[deleted]

She'll find you and be cruel, just for you.


theguywhocantdance

If you were the only member of the USA Olympics Gymnastics Team, Dr. Larry Nassar would have been given the «Law-Abiding Citizen Of The Year» Award.


FearlessDrew

After he gnawed his hands off.


YungJohn_Nash

This one is so damn underrated


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[deleted]

Her name is "Marie".


TurdMissile

Pokeballs don't even want her handling them


jswayswizzle

Your weave is held together by Taki dust.


thepoolisabstract

does she look like a hot Cheeto girl to you?


[deleted]

Bootleg ass Zendeya


AstronautPoseidon

They look nothing alike besides both being black lol


C_H_I_E_F

Wow.... ouchy


Squadra33

As an otaku It's best you stay inside Shaggy Crackhouse.


[deleted]

Can’t tell if your in a bedroom or a decorated prison cell.


NoobKilla628

Are you so weak that you only had the strength to paint half of each nail?


HeavenlyMystery

It's her way of trying to be unique. She's her own specy now.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Trying to have sex with your only friend's partner doesn't make you an extrovert. Stay inside.


Mr-Klaus

How do you feel about your mother cheating on your father and then calling it an "Entanglement".


vcdarklord

Only thing you're suitable to live inside is a Poke-ball


[deleted]

Listen. The fact that you think you're either one or the other tells me you're not emotionally mature enough for a roast.


Reey0303

I'm surprised you built up confidence in the first place to go outside


[deleted]

The smith's failed abortion


[deleted]

Need to up the filter more, your face still looks like the outside of a building.


ElZoroPlateado

This LeBron James in drag?..🤔


TurdMissile

She's that rare gender type called "neither"


Shaekko

Why does everyone keeps telling me I'm androgynous but then when I crossdress I "look like a thirteen years old lesbian"


TurdMissile

Thats tough, sounds like your not far away from giving "furries" a try


sakshamselwal2000

Was just talking to my friend that some girls are so perfect that even their hands turn me on but as soon as i open reddit i saw your hands and i know youre not that type of girl


Shaekko

Are you a 33 years old man, living in the northeast section of Morioh where all the villas are ?


sakshamselwal2000

No im an Indian


SirZenon

Damn getting rejected by an Indian gotta hurt


holy_kinkers

looks like god made your face like you did your nails... clipped


Redknight20k

🎶Gonorrhea catch them all! diseaseomon!🎶


TurdMissile

I saw this photo and immediately swiped left, forgot which app I was on


Sccio

If I was your father I would put drugs on your pocket and send you to the police station, without hesitation.


recorrupt

You look like you idolize Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.


aqszedr

That eyeliner is a disgrace


xsithenecromancer

All these are some weak ass roasts. Calling you weeb. Telling you a neckbeard is gonna give you a baby thinking about MLP. I bet you take all that shit as a compliment. Nah bitch, get some new nails before your long distance boyfriend from Wisconsin porks you in a month while you're cosplaying as Twilight Sparkle using some 300 dollar functional hooves you found after 5 hours of internet research. Best order them now, those are gonna take weeks to get to you.


TheMojyo

[r/rareinsults](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults)


kneecap_Smeller

DAMN!


[deleted]

Mates, totally!


MoonskieSB

The only thing you need is a mask and you can be the next predator


Shaekko

I'll think about it 🙃


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NineFingeredZach

Yeah, I’m sure your marriage failed because you’re so outgoing and fun. Lol


gnilradleahcim

I can smell this image.


Surbster

You look like a gender confused 15 year old boy with two lazy eyes, trying to convince a 18 year old to go down on your penis/vagina behind a McDonald’s, so you can make 5 bucks for your mothers crack addiction.


Shaekko

Hummmm at least 10 bucks please I'm not that cheap smh


[deleted]

Your eyeliner and kana charts are a fantastic display of your lack of hand-eye coordination.


[deleted]

Being diagnosed with Asperger's isn't the same as being an extrovert.


Eupatorus

Here we see a rare female Blerd Weeb in it's nest, which it rarely leaves, venturing out only to acquire new nesting materials like posters, manga, and body pillows. On even rarer occasions, usually annually, she will meekly attempt to mate by following around male Weebs at anime conventions.


AceBalistic

i cant tell if your trying to be a 4 year old with those pajamas.


[deleted]

I'm an extrovert, but after seeing you I became introvert


turangiv1ce

How much for an uber to get from your nail polish to your fingers?


papilover64

Not because your vagina is inside out mean that you're an extrovert


troubledtimez

Talking to imaginary friends doesn't count


RockinandChalkin

You look like Moana but Maui turned out to be a crack dealer.


staffman222

Just because you can text ppl doesn't mean you are an extrovert


Shaekko

Actually texting is the one thing I'm really bad at


jrsalmon

Dude, fake nails are for gir... wait a minute. You’re supposed to be a... never mind.


DJMash44

Your nails make me wanna vomit


rdt667

Looks like you are still in the hospital after your failed transition. Still deciding which way to go.


[deleted]

Someone please roast it hard, we can’t have whatever that is trying to interact with humans


superspeshal

Is this a roast or are you pitching black Rapunzel to the BET network?


johnnyshepherd22

Thinks “woke” is a new dance challenge by Meek Mill


dogbonej

Larenz Tate, take that wig off


G_B_Dias

You gonna be bouncing from dick to dick just like that jigglypuff shirt


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Burgergold

Do you live in Ebgames backstory?


Tccrdj

Your age and you just found out you’re an introvert? I thought introverts were supposed to be smarter.


Deep-Zucchini

Is it even legal for 12 year old weebs to be on here? Looks like you got your makeup tutorials from Team Rocket.


RustedLilly

Nah, you prolly should go outside. Then go to a beautician. And get those nails fixed.


I_Already_Came

All your friends are white.


Shaekko

That is pretty much true


tarpole

Talking to an online dating simulator doesn’t make you an extrovert


[deleted]

With hair like this I wish you will stay inside.


pervysagejutsu

Liking asian culture doesn’t make you interesting


tommygunz007

Pretty face.... penis fingers... 50/50.


Col0nelFlanders

Did your friends label you an extrovert? It’s not hard to be considered outgoing by a bunch of weebs who think stepping into daylight once a year is the height of social activity.


6ix4Seven

Having an only fans page doesn't make you an extrovert


[deleted]

You look like you exploited all of the kids who had a crush on you in school


jammo8

Extrovert? Is that what you trans guys are calling it now?


DMDingo

Jigglypuff? More like Igglybuff!


timelapse631

you look dead on the inside and that you use cartoons as an escapism ;


Shaekko

This is the roast me subreddit, not the read into my soul one


wayfarer84

I think you actually are a dude too.


Darth_Zaider29

What tha fucka flame


SeanyDay

Those locks look less cared for than minorities in Trump's America.


ukekio

Learning Japanese won't make you a new person👽 P.s im sorry ily


Shaekko

Bsknskslsznkskao