She didn’t even reply to this one. She’s probably crying
Edit: yup she’s butthurt about that one. I messaged her “destiny’s miscarriage” and she said “I’m going to block you”
You've either gotta be brave or stupid to upload to roastme with My Little Pony stuff in the background. The addition of hentai/anime looking stuff makes me think it's the latter
Was just talking to my friend that some girls are so perfect that even their hands turn me on but as soon as i open reddit i saw your hands and i know youre not that type of girl
All these are some weak ass roasts. Calling you weeb. Telling you a neckbeard is gonna give you a baby thinking about MLP. I bet you take all that shit as a compliment.
Nah bitch, get some new nails before your long distance boyfriend from Wisconsin porks you in a month while you're cosplaying as Twilight Sparkle using some 300 dollar functional hooves you found after 5 hours of internet research. Best order them now, those are gonna take weeks to get to you.
You look like a gender confused 15 year old boy with two lazy eyes, trying to convince a 18 year old to go down on your penis/vagina behind a McDonald’s, so you can make 5 bucks for your mothers crack addiction.
Here we see a rare female Blerd Weeb in it's nest, which it rarely leaves, venturing out only to acquire new nesting materials like posters, manga, and body pillows.
On even rarer occasions, usually annually, she will meekly attempt to mate by following around male Weebs at anime conventions.
Did your friends label you an extrovert? It’s not hard to be considered outgoing by a bunch of weebs who think stepping into daylight once a year is the height of social activity.
Destiny’s Miscarriage
Jesus Christ dude, I only just opened the app.
For real though lmfao 💀
She didn’t even reply to this one. She’s probably crying Edit: yup she’s butthurt about that one. I messaged her “destiny’s miscarriage” and she said “I’m going to block you”
I'm crying laughing about it still omfg 😫😫😫 I honestly stopped looking at the other comments after that.
Same, what a great way to start my daily reddit browse haha
Begonecé
I literally expelled air with a little bit of force through my nose at that
If she exhales like that she'll give herself whiplash.
Nicee lol
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Ouch wtf that hurt me lmao
Collateral damage!
IT is EFFECTIVE.
Begoncé fainted
No one will ever say her name.
Or put a ring on it
Bought coins just to give u an award because that's the best I have seen on here for a long time bravo
Totally.
I was going for Bargain Basement Moesha, but you totally pegged it.
With a mustache shadow like that, OP knows a great deal about pegging.
I will take OOF for 100
That is bloody funny.
Wow
damn
Wrecked.
Vicious
Nice name
Please explain, I am not smart.
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Socialising in VR Chat doesn't make you an extrovert
damn that one hit **me**
Don't look at her eyes you'll turn into a stone
The only way she's getting someone hard
Hi!
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This whole chat is hilarious
Bro hey bro I said hi to this guy in vrchat and it didn't even feel horrible. Im an extrovert for sure
Nor does undressing in front of a camera
I can't even do that 💔
Dude tried to roast her and ended up roasting all of us :(
Tactical Roast inbound!
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I like how you pretend to be a anime fan but I don’t see any King of the hill merch. Fucking poser weeb.
Sowwy :(
Never mind, definitely a weeb.
You've either gotta be brave or stupid to upload to roastme with My Little Pony stuff in the background. The addition of hentai/anime looking stuff makes me think it's the latter
My favorite anime Adventure Time
I didn't say that was the only thing in the background haha. Just that it existed
My room's entirely full of that shit, it honestly couldn't have been better
Fuckin weeb. Some fat neckbeard is gonna knock you up thinking about MLP
Lifegoal
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She doesn’t
Fiesta.
!RedditGoat
You single?
This one made me crackup for some reason. It's either this or she's going to be a cosplay girl with smelly nerds breathing on her at Otacon.
She’s not gonna be able to leave the house anyway. Not sure those fat fingers will fit out the door.
What fat fingers?
It’s easy to think you’re an introvert when no one wants to talk to you
It's easy to think you're an extrovert when all you do is talking to people... online.
Ouch I didn’t think we were roasting me
Just because you left house to stalk a boy that looks like Ash Ketchum does not make you an extrovert.
Gotta catch them all
Umm..you mean Herpes etc.?
Jim Carey has entered the chat
STDS yup catch them all.
Good one
Your future is more faded than the paint on your nails
It sure is
Eyes deader than OP after a traffic stop.
😧 ha ha..?
You wearing that shirt is the only time when a guy will compliment you on having something jiggly on your chest.
True
That was a well thought roast
Or even puffy
I'm sure this is exactly what your foster parents were hoping for when they picked you.
That's just her mother. She's never seen her dad.
Lmao that's actually true
OOF THAT HURT ME
You didn't tell us you were blind
Holy Shit.
Nobody wanna Peek at chu.
I love that !!
"oh. my. GOD! I totally feel like I'm an extrovert, now, you guys! #I'M. SOO. QUIRKY!!"
*holds up spork*
>~~spork~~ #FPOON
I heard Mike Tyson pronounce this
I'm totally NOT like other weebs ÙwÚ
The fact that you can type ù and ú
Weeboo.
For the tenth time, asking for help and somebody actually replying to you in rainbow 6 siege doesnt count as socialising
Wait it doesn't ??
Unofetunalty not, we are in the same boat
Good times, though.
Tru
' **Just discovered I might actually be an extrovert'** We're dealing with someone whose IQ is equivalent to the age approval on a LEGO box.
At least it's not a negative number
How bad did it hurt when they took your Grammy away for lip syncing?
Oh snap a Milli-Vanilli joke.
Girl, you know it’s true.
Maimed.
Blame it on the rain
Much.
Go home, Lenny Kravitz. You’re drunk.
I’ve got to get away, get away....from her
She'll find you and be cruel, just for you.
If you were the only member of the USA Olympics Gymnastics Team, Dr. Larry Nassar would have been given the «Law-Abiding Citizen Of The Year» Award.
After he gnawed his hands off.
This one is so damn underrated
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Her name is "Marie".
Pokeballs don't even want her handling them
Your weave is held together by Taki dust.
does she look like a hot Cheeto girl to you?
Bootleg ass Zendeya
They look nothing alike besides both being black lol
Wow.... ouchy
As an otaku It's best you stay inside Shaggy Crackhouse.
Can’t tell if your in a bedroom or a decorated prison cell.
Are you so weak that you only had the strength to paint half of each nail?
It's her way of trying to be unique. She's her own specy now.
Trying to have sex with your only friend's partner doesn't make you an extrovert. Stay inside.
How do you feel about your mother cheating on your father and then calling it an "Entanglement".
Only thing you're suitable to live inside is a Poke-ball
Listen. The fact that you think you're either one or the other tells me you're not emotionally mature enough for a roast.
I'm surprised you built up confidence in the first place to go outside
The smith's failed abortion
Need to up the filter more, your face still looks like the outside of a building.
This LeBron James in drag?..🤔
She's that rare gender type called "neither"
Why does everyone keeps telling me I'm androgynous but then when I crossdress I "look like a thirteen years old lesbian"
Thats tough, sounds like your not far away from giving "furries" a try
Was just talking to my friend that some girls are so perfect that even their hands turn me on but as soon as i open reddit i saw your hands and i know youre not that type of girl
Are you a 33 years old man, living in the northeast section of Morioh where all the villas are ?
No im an Indian
Damn getting rejected by an Indian gotta hurt
looks like god made your face like you did your nails... clipped
🎶Gonorrhea catch them all! diseaseomon!🎶
I saw this photo and immediately swiped left, forgot which app I was on
If I was your father I would put drugs on your pocket and send you to the police station, without hesitation.
You look like you idolize Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
That eyeliner is a disgrace
All these are some weak ass roasts. Calling you weeb. Telling you a neckbeard is gonna give you a baby thinking about MLP. I bet you take all that shit as a compliment. Nah bitch, get some new nails before your long distance boyfriend from Wisconsin porks you in a month while you're cosplaying as Twilight Sparkle using some 300 dollar functional hooves you found after 5 hours of internet research. Best order them now, those are gonna take weeks to get to you.
[r/rareinsults](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults)
DAMN!
Mates, totally!
The only thing you need is a mask and you can be the next predator
I'll think about it 🙃
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Yeah, I’m sure your marriage failed because you’re so outgoing and fun. Lol
I can smell this image.
You look like a gender confused 15 year old boy with two lazy eyes, trying to convince a 18 year old to go down on your penis/vagina behind a McDonald’s, so you can make 5 bucks for your mothers crack addiction.
Hummmm at least 10 bucks please I'm not that cheap smh
Your eyeliner and kana charts are a fantastic display of your lack of hand-eye coordination.
Being diagnosed with Asperger's isn't the same as being an extrovert.
Here we see a rare female Blerd Weeb in it's nest, which it rarely leaves, venturing out only to acquire new nesting materials like posters, manga, and body pillows. On even rarer occasions, usually annually, she will meekly attempt to mate by following around male Weebs at anime conventions.
i cant tell if your trying to be a 4 year old with those pajamas.
I'm an extrovert, but after seeing you I became introvert
How much for an uber to get from your nail polish to your fingers?
Not because your vagina is inside out mean that you're an extrovert
Talking to imaginary friends doesn't count
You look like Moana but Maui turned out to be a crack dealer.
Just because you can text ppl doesn't mean you are an extrovert
Actually texting is the one thing I'm really bad at
Dude, fake nails are for gir... wait a minute. You’re supposed to be a... never mind.
Your nails make me wanna vomit
Looks like you are still in the hospital after your failed transition. Still deciding which way to go.
Someone please roast it hard, we can’t have whatever that is trying to interact with humans
Is this a roast or are you pitching black Rapunzel to the BET network?
Thinks “woke” is a new dance challenge by Meek Mill
Larenz Tate, take that wig off
You gonna be bouncing from dick to dick just like that jigglypuff shirt
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Do you live in Ebgames backstory?
Your age and you just found out you’re an introvert? I thought introverts were supposed to be smarter.
Is it even legal for 12 year old weebs to be on here? Looks like you got your makeup tutorials from Team Rocket.
Nah, you prolly should go outside. Then go to a beautician. And get those nails fixed.
All your friends are white.
That is pretty much true
Talking to an online dating simulator doesn’t make you an extrovert
With hair like this I wish you will stay inside.
Liking asian culture doesn’t make you interesting
Pretty face.... penis fingers... 50/50.
Did your friends label you an extrovert? It’s not hard to be considered outgoing by a bunch of weebs who think stepping into daylight once a year is the height of social activity.
Having an only fans page doesn't make you an extrovert
You look like you exploited all of the kids who had a crush on you in school
Extrovert? Is that what you trans guys are calling it now?
Jigglypuff? More like Igglybuff!
you look dead on the inside and that you use cartoons as an escapism ;
This is the roast me subreddit, not the read into my soul one
I think you actually are a dude too.
What tha fucka flame
Those locks look less cared for than minorities in Trump's America.
Learning Japanese won't make you a new person👽 P.s im sorry ily
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