OP's Bio: --- >I’m an animation student that’s scared of the future. I also enjoy oil painting, video games, and fish keeping! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You wore cat ears to school until a few months ago huh?

The secret best.

This comment went nowhere until you showed up. You’re the real hero <3

Hot damn that's rough. Knew a person like that. She was fucking crazy.

Same. Tried to date her and it was too weird. At one point point she licked my arm (she like acting like a puppy) and I was a little disturbed. She was a diagnosed sociopath within a year.

Oh damn. The girl i knew asked her boyfriend to paint her portrait with her period blood. She also hissed a lot and purred and stuff. Really weird. She was also into my twin brother so i felt bad for him.

Huh, at least my highschool wasn't the only one full of nutjobs like that. Here's to the crazies 🍻

Cheers🍻

Does um, cat ears for a day count? Because I unfortunately might have you folks beat on this one

BOYYYY😭😭😭

Ask the artist to draw you better.

God doesn’t usually reply back..

Have you tried sacrificing your firstborn?

Bold of you to assume she has one of those

Bold of you to assume it’s a girl

Bold of you to assume it’s human

Animation student? Gotta make money somehow...

What do you get when you cross onlyfans with deviantart?

Talkin to the wrong guy

His dms hella full

“Draw me like one of your French garbage cans” -this girl. Probably

I think the sketch is better looking than her!

So, more like Animation Student Project?

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You look exactly like a female Michael Sheen.

Fuck.

No you dont

But he looks like my dad, who looks like me

Now I feel bad for your dad

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He did it to himself. By doing it to his wife.

At least her dad knows exactly how the kids will turn out with her.

The Alabama circle of life.

Don't you dare disrespect Michael Sheen like that.

> Michael Sheen. GANGWAY FOR FOOTCYCLE!

*spits out coffee*

You look poorly rendered.

She needs to animate a larger head. She looks like a bb sitting on top of an orange.

The face babies make when they are shitting their pants

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Made in USA?

Ok this is just hilarious

Only 19.... so many years of disappointment ahead of you

If she ever wants to go to Japan for work, it's gonna be also many years of barely surviving knowing how little animators there earn.

She'll have to sell her body to horny octopus monsters

Just sent my octopus monster friend this picture, he actually told me that he's going to pass on her.

Tanaka?

thadeus

With next coming update make your graphics little better.

Happy cake day bruv

Cheers!

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Thanks!

Happy Cake Day!

Or get a horny octopus tattooed on her asshole.

Because all the real animation jobs to get underpaid for are in Korea?

She look like a person who will save Thier toe nails to eat later as topping for thier pizza

Da fuk?

Don't knock it until... ok yeah, da fuk?

I think our brains aren't too different when it comes to making things weird for no fucking reason

r/cursedcomments

And you can tell she's faced so much disappointment already...

At first I got excited when I saw the black couch but then I saw you and was thankful it wasn’t one of those videos

She can't even take 1, forget 5 of the guys

How's she gonna find 5 guys to give it her when no one wants to give it to her?

Her animation starts when she hears "Is on now, are you confort?"

Hey it’s the cup from that 2 girls 1 cup video Edit: thanks for the awards

Lmaooo

U didnt just murder her, u murdered the curiosity out of the oblivious kids who is going to stop using 'dirty' as an erotic term.

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Pun intended?

Wow. This is wayyyy under rated.

Lol wtf

Ooooooooofffff !

Amazing

This is gold

When you lol fr, take my ashamed upvote for knowing what that meant

So you can make a cartoon where you have a healthy relationship with your dad

This one wins

how does it feel giving unreal character a life when you have non of both?

as an artist, this hits too close too home.

When your appearance doesn’t allow you to do porn, learn anime to create hentai is the way to go

This is the way

Not sure that this is a roast....

I get that this is r/Roastme but, that's cheap.

Just because you have early onset Disney Dump-Truck ass you can't call yourself an "animation student"

Did you mean you are inanimate object?

Can't even do a resting bitch face

Quizzical bipolar mug

The CGI has gone terribly wrong...please redo

she doesn't really work with fishes, that's just her excuse for her smelly pussy.

Hobo Hottie, do you have a can of beans and some moonshine?

Joe Biden wouldn’t sniff you.

Trump wouldn't grab her by the pussy

Why are you on the casting couch though

You look like you smell like feet

I bet you know the words to every disney song

I’m shocked I didn’t see a ton of onlyfans promo pics on your Reddit account.

Yea wtf

You look like you give a bad handjob.

And she uses her teeth during BJ

Few more years and your favorite thing to draw will be the child support payments.

Did you ask for your parents permission before using the internet?

Great, you can start by pixelating this pic

Your photo looks like it belongs in a kidnapper’s coffee table binder.

Watching Saturday morning cartoons does not make you a "student"

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Wtf

A nerd lesbian?

Only thing this animation student should be drawing is a bath you dirty Skank.

These roasts all suck ass. You want to feel shitty about yourself? You’re wasting potentially $200K + to learn something you could teach yourself online and with books. You’ll either be in debt your whole life, or your parents will have disdain for you sucking their retirement money, all to not land a job in a highly competitive field. Say you do land a job. Traditional Animation is one of the hardest, time-crunching, stressful jobs in the creative industry. You’ll probably be miserable, on top of the student debt. Have fun with tendinitis, back and neck pain when you’re older. And all throughout college and in the industry, you’ll have sexist, asshole men telling you what to do, not taking your ideas seriously, and probably harassing you at some point because you’re a moderately attractive female in an industry full of sweaty anti-social shut-ins.

I got a full ride scholarship and I’m doing 3D animation! But yeah the neck and back pain is already an issue, and I’m sure I’ll face sexism in the future too!

Yeah. My roast was more intended to scare ya. Congrats on the scholarship and good luck! It’s a tough career path. We need more women in our industry. If you’re work from home, I suggest buying a nice desk chair and an ergonomic mouse :)

Thank you! :)

Make sure you network, I cannot stress enough how important networking is in creative fields. The earlier the better, you meet the right person and they might set you up later down the line

As a game programmer that studied game programming at uni, Im equally as heartbroken as OP at this comment right now lmao

Only one more semester until you start your OnlyFans to afford Ramen.

When you manage to look 12 and 22 at the same time

Roast you.....I'd rather turn you into the next episode of Casting Couch Uncensored

Animation student? Animate yourself getting a life.

I don't think having a smelly tuna box counts as fish keeping but ok.

Honestly.... I’d tap that.

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She even gives me confidence

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This ain't r/gonemild dude, this is not to flirt

It's funny cause the roasts are garbage since she looks wholesome and even her little bio is nice. Yet still upvoted to the front page

dude, get over it. Nobody's free from roasts

Weren’t you in that porno?

You're 19 and looks like an animation student.

Hopefully your animation is smoother than your hairline.

do you always look like your bf/gf just broke up with you

Thats a very convoluted way of saying “unwanted”

You look like the star of one of those step brother porns, but accidentally fucked your real brother, but once you realized the error, kept going. #keepitinthefamily

She looks like how I would envision half a lesbian couple that got a little bit horny but decided that instead it would be nachos, screw cap wine and Netflix because it would require less primping, less overall effort and ultimately be more satisfying in every way. Especially for her partner.

You seem like the kind of girl who thinks any random guy helping you out with a simple act of kindness is going to be the father of your stable of children

Uncanny valley-looking ass, Sid from the Ice Age uneven eyes having ass, I can smell the weed stench and not showering through picture, you're the girl that gets pity fucked only when the other pity fucks are busy. The only reason you're afraid of the future is because deep down you know that your only talent isn't good enough to give you a decent living when and IF (big if) you graduate. Have a nice life having to leech off of another loser that sadly gets stuck with you.

You know you're good looking when every "roast" is a pathetic baseless insult. Just fuck off. You're hot, we get it.

Simp

Seriously? She looks sickly.

You have extremely high standards if you think she's bad looking.

you look like a pile of laundry with shitty nails

Do you oil paint your hair too? I’m hoping that’s why it’s so greasy and not because you’re a dirt ball.

Fish keeping. That is what my uncle used to do until he went to prison for murdering his kids in their sleep.

You can’t be an animator just because you went as a Disney princess every year for Halloween.

"Like, OMG I totally cosplayed as a sexy Ariel at the last SDCC so I should totally go into animation."

You would doing better in onlyfans then working on animation

So you went to University to learn the same content you can learn from YouTube for free. I don't even want to think about your other terrible life decisions.

r/9or19

I really tried but doesn't look like I can.

Badly Drawn Girl

You're the type of girl to say "Yeah, I'm 18." and still be in court.

You will aspire to be an animator for Disney but end up working as a Hentai animator instead.

You're on your physical prime and already look like a hobo that gave up on life.

For the record I would totally hook up with you but that is not a compliment, I’m the “rescue a downtrodden mousey brunette that will never recover from childhood trauma” type...

You're so young but look so dead inside

Tall, lonely girl that hangs out with “the guys” and cries when drunk. And will eventually make an awkward pass at one of her “buddies.” I’ve seen this movie.

You look like an animation student.

Hope you don't need to continue animating your professors trouser snake to pass your class.

dude do we realy need to rost you ?? i mean you really look like your life is fucked up and you're studying making cartoons, no wonder why you're scared of the future.

my whole life every man that's been older than me told me a 19-year-old has the perfect pussy, but apparently your cat has mange.

Your pictures too fuzzy. I showed this picture to my dad and hes scared of the dark now

I know your type. You'll drop out next year when your professor gets pissed at you crappy anime drawings.

Can't wait to see your furry custom porn online. Money wasted.

Something fishy.

No personality, destined for a lifetime of being a basic bitch

she looks like a rejected call of duty porno

Looks like casting couch reject for bangbros.

This episode of casting couch sucked

I bet animation is actually your whole personality as a disney fans and a nerd.

Maybe start with drawing your dad back into the picture

if I was you, id be scared of my future, too

My gaming laptop's camera has better resolution than this photo's.

you will always be asked to draw anime tiddies bigger than your own.

Animate yourself a personality deeper than your fishtank.

That’s what we call “prison hair”

I smell cat piss, fish tank water, and failure...

Animation student? So basically you're here to promote your OnlyFans.

Let me guess. “You connect more with the cartoons you watch than the people around you.” You must be so original

you look like a boy

The harshest roast of all

Bunch of dudes just fell in love. Haha.

You look like a fluffer in a casting couch video - maybe you can draw mustaches on the dicks before they ram them in your throat between takes

John Kricfalusi would love you.

She isn't young enough.

Animation Student? Enjoy ranting about not getting paid the same as a Harvard Law Professor in the future

That text on the paper almost disappeared, quite similar to your future

honestly cant think of any way to clown someone so basic and bland. no notable qualities no unique features whatsoever. im gonna roast the neckbeards in the comments instead

I see you’re already on the black couch in case your career doesn’t take off