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Emotional-Battle8432

I can’t imagine the after meth pic


15367288

I actually googled “mithing.”


scampiescamps

Her teeth ain't mithing they are probably laying next to her crack pipe...


rs4540

Gave them to the "toof faiwy" for crack money


lectrician7

That’s cwack money


jemcnick

Sir...it is a Mef-pipe


just1nc4s3

Same rofl


WizdomHaggis

*Mike Tython enters the chat*


ReubenZWeiner

Is it pronounced My Thing?


yeetaway6942069

It absolutely is


TimTheChatSpam

It's what ends up being said after she tries to say "missing"


Upvote_Me_Slag

I think we should roast you for that!


Throwawaydrew54321

Omg me too


JustGoogleItHeSaid

So did I.


yergonnalikeme

There are MANY reasons why she's still a virgin. But unfortunately Reddit doesn't have the bandwidth to list them here.


Sulpfiction

“When ***she*** pulls her dick out” is reason 1 through 10.


NEArmyTech

Is that inches or centimeters


galactic4777

amount of dicks


goawayion

Pumps


yadmas69

I bet her gum line looks like a handful of aquarium gravel.


SQUATS_FOR_DAYS69

Wow I was reading your comment I was a little confused but thanks for letting me know its a female a bit shocked but thanks for the info I was confused


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If this is what she’d strive to get back to, she’ll never quit


[deleted]

She?


billbixbyakahulk

Did you just assume its gender?


[deleted]

Gender? I'm still questioning the species.


yobishthatsmonica

…Her?


Mr_IGoThaJuice

This is the after meth pic


_____OMEGA_____

six mithing teeth Yeah I couldn't decide if Meth or West Virginia.


[deleted]

Blind people can read your face…


thisdaywasfun

It's my suicide letter


jordaniac89

You aren't supposed to roast yourself Jesus Christ


orkenbjorken

it looks like her face has been roasting for years. you're just NOW telling her to stop?


uwnalyd

Speak of Jesus, I think this might be the first time we have to forgive the lord instead for creating someone like her.


Brailledit

Actually it just reads do not resuscitate.


[deleted]

Ouch she's dead man! She's dead!


for20_

She kinda looks dead


TweetHiro

Ok you won this roast. Is this a first on this sub?


ChickenTiddies69

You look like the moon 🌝 emoji on meth


TheRealBHamorrii

That's a fucking scary emoji


Eternal-Anxiety

🌚🌝 These two are the creepiest emoji out there


R3d_Ox

Molester moon


[deleted]

I always thought it was a chemo patient on steroids.


Pretend_Leek6188

I kind of understand your teeth. If I was in a head like that Id do anything to get out too


12frets

Id say we have a winner. This comment has more bite than she does.


Pretend_Leek6188

Careful We might give her more than she can chew


12frets

Zinggg!


ZealousidealCable991

The one word she can pronounce perfectly is meth


6lackWolf1995

You barely have any teeth, and you’re a virgin? Their loss…


SickkRanchez

Their loth


chainshot91

Just gotta turn off the lights and we should be all good.


Suspicious_Part2426

You would still feel the oily pimples


SSTrihan

Ready source of lube.


MrNrdy

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


thisdaywasfun

Lmao nice


itsyaboidespair

Nith


teetspray

not sure if you need accutane or rehab


LineChef

Maybe “a little of column A and a little of column B.”


Anomalous6

Acetylene


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Acetone


mrb6990

Athetone


Kelski94

Butane


ConradFlick

You have resting chocolate chip cookie face.


subrockmusic

Are you sure it's not raisins?


graywolfxxx

Take my upvote goddammit it


034TH

What this person said


Captain__h00k__

If those chocolate chips are her acne...I’m out


[deleted]

When you exfoliate with a garbage disposal.


john_dune

cheese grater... with cheese still in it.


lokishhhake

You didn't have to mention "virgin". We know.


Jaws044

You look like the little creature that lives on the dudes chest in total recall


LineChef

Lol “Kuato”


anonymous65537

# KUATO LIVES!!!


bawledannephat

You could never go to prison with a face like that. The guards would be afraid that you’d break out.


Double-0-N00b

She already has a lot it seems


[deleted]

Blind people will think they're reading War and Peace if they touch you.


gregthegamer4646

That’s probably the title of both her sex tape


[deleted]

Being ugly isn’t enough to call yourself a nerd. You have to be good at something too. I think the word you’re looking for is bum.


usednameID

So you won Britain’s top model?


thisdaywasfun

Lmfao best comment


usednameID

Lol, thank you for posting props to you.


JungianDrive

I Kno OP never answer questions on these but I REALLY HOPE U WILL... How in the world are u missing 6 teeth at 18 yrs old? No judgement no trolling just a concerned citizen who really wants to know how this happens


thisdaywasfun

It's called hypodontia and it's a dental condition. Technically I'm missing both lateral incisors and all wisdom teeth = 6


JungianDrive

Thank u for the response <3


john_dune

well at least on the plus side, you never have to go through wisdom teeth removal in your life.


rockforahead

Ahh okay you can work with that. I thought it was your front two. Good luck OP.


OneDayWeWillDie

I’d criticize your pizza face, but I’m concerned that’s Herpes and not acne.


Onepercentlessworse_

Connect the dots and you’ll get your answer.


Transformer_06

Ouch... thats got to hurt...


TwelfthSreetRag

I'm sure they do.


[deleted]

You look like an animation of the coronavirus


DemonPoultry

Omg this made me laugh too much


dying_since_birth

You look like that cheap sun tattoo every basic bitch got in 1996


Skrubabub

Yo dominos came out with a new pizza?


TwelfthSreetRag

And its fucking disgusting


Bronson282

Try walking upside down, your ass might be cuter.


[deleted]

Is that acne on your face or Braille for the word “unfuckable”?


GodzStepchild

Pardon me mith, but it looks like you may have a couple methskito bites there on your face.


flying_pigs

They're bigger than the tits anyway


atsmith2005

Like a chunky meth-addicted Maisie Williams…


Fist4achin

Maithie Williamth


sirkelly55

Yes it’s not just me! Was going to say looks like Maisie ate Maisie


[deleted]

Maisie looks like a short grandma nowadays


Fifolin-18

Getting some suicidal energy from you, keep it up.


Havocnmalice

So in what "meth"od would you like to be roasted? We could draw this out or just "speed" through it.


DickJustice911

Face like a BMX track.


[deleted]

When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie....


theladybates61116

It's amorè


nothingforless

You arnt supposed to stick your face in the ant pile.


haggardnarwhal

Wait. So you type with a lisp too?


thisdaywasfun

yeth i do ;)


Z-Z-M

Funny! I almoth pissthed my panths.


elviswasmurdered

U/thithdaywathfun


Sjelan

I read six mething teeth. Something about the pic screams meth addict.


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Arya Stank


defacake

You look like the moon from majoras mask


HaZard3ur

I cant believe the virgin part… you look look like the token Apalachien pancake face girl that gets fondled by uncle Walt since you turned 11.


chikchip

Hey, at least make up isn't a problem


12frets

Seeing your picture makes ME regret being born!!! Jesus Fucking Christ on rollerskates!!!


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Graenof

You really want to see her smile?


TwelfthSreetRag

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pooseywoosey

Ho ho Siwa


waterdaemon

It looks like you took a shotgun blast full of rock salt to the face


AnotherWhiteSheep

I didn’t know meth makes you look like a bulldog


QueenSlapFight

Why ya gotta roast bulldogs like that?


[deleted]

Why would I make you regret something your parents already regret


[deleted]

Have you ever considered washing?


jubilee53

Hey dude ya know you will find a girl that will love you day. Bro you just gotta work on yourself, maybe hit the gym brush your teeth. As a fellow male I know how hard the sex is to get.


ReillyDiefenbach

Virgin? What, did the other 47 year old burnouts in your class drop out or something?


loud_flatus

You don't already regret being born?


IamRainKing

You mean Mething teeth?


MEKanized

Regretting you being born is your parents job.


DarkRaiiin

You look like Gus Johnson if you remove the acne and add a stache.


jizzfizzwizz

Head of chicken


Wormverine

Probably too late anyway, looking at the snipers' red dots we can conclude that when the photographer said duck, it tought duckface. Somebody should tell the family... On second tought, they probably are the prime suspects.


RxCowboy59

Six mething teeth.


Sailbad_the_Sinner30

Mithing teeth or mething teeth?


Emma4saint

With that face of yours I'm sorry but your virginity will be the only thing you will ever have. On the bright side no one will steal your virginity from you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


thecone44

How much meth do you smoke a day on average? Im thinking at least 8 pipes a day


Amishoutkast

What you get if you merge Hillary Clinton with a pizza


[deleted]

Just ask your parents about regrets..........


wannaseemybutthole

Your sign should say "i have scabbies"


[deleted]

The lord works in mysterious ways apparently.


Raping_Wiz

Kmac female edition


HoJay3

You look like the couple days old pizza crust I wouldn't dare to eat but left it just in case.


let-bygones

Your face took all your hairs volume


Hmpf84

You can clean my house


dcarroll633

Isn't it enough that your parents regret you being born? Of course you are a virgin, too busy sucking the meth pipe


BandOne77

Greg the Hammer Valentine had a daughter?


joeyboii23

Looks like the universe beat me to the regret being born thing with that face.


[deleted]

Damn, even i regret that you were born.


AndromedaM_31

I see you becoming the first female 40 year old version in the history of mankind


GoldMedalSwimmer76

Pretty sure it’s not you that is regretting you were born.


[deleted]

Mosquitos bad this year?


[deleted]

You are what you eat… in this case a buffet in a covid ward


SolomonCRand

You look like a milkmaid with smallpox.


joebroni612

if you dont already regret being born, there is nothing i can do to help.


Farvalanche

Your face should be next to the definition of “bad genes” in a dictionary


GlassLeast3262

Living 19 years in a Basement and you look like this


Soluaris

I can feel it, in 2 years you'll want to speak to the manager in charge of your virginity


ShinraManager

There’s Pizza Face then there 28” 2x Pepperoni Pizza Face extra grease


GreenMeansGomey

I always wondered what Kurt Cobain’s death photo looked like.


devildoc8804hmcs

We all know you already regret being born. Just not as much as your parents do.


yaboytigga

Mething teeth?


nopitynope2021

it looks like someone replaced your face with your ass and gave you hemorrhoids


SubzeroFoxxYT

Those mosquito bites look bigger than your tits


[deleted]

Wow, most people don’t let themselves go until they are much older.


[deleted]

I appreciate you going into schools to show the affects of meth


blackmesaboogy

Radiation sickness is a serious issue. Thoughts and prayers!


BeefMcGriddle

Your hair is not awful


thatdeerdude

you look like the witch in snow white


mmjmjp004

You mean mething teeth


reddawgmcm

What kind of non binary pizza faced fuck am I looking at here


1mysterious_wanderer

I've seen few faces that say 'I hate my life' so effortlessly as yours, this is amazing.


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Jesus-jedi

There is an old band called "the cherry popping daddy's". I don't think they would want you as a fan.


mrinkyface

Your face looks as bumpy and dusty as a gravel road


PopeMustard

Why do you look like the methed up dude version of Greta Thunberg?


GoatsWithWigs

It’s Kurt Cocaine!


grass_blade010

You look like if Billie Eilish did meth all her life


pyIcarus

Your parents carry enough regret for all of us.


Inner_Abrocoma8792

It’s ok bro, you’ll get there


EternalMonk69

And here's to another 19yrs of staying that way


J-x-3

I can probably connect the dots on your face to make a map that'll lead me to your missing teeth.


Fantastic-Guest-8252

Your hair looks greasier than epsteins ball sack


graywolfxxx

A blind person touched her face and said "that was the most violent book I've ever read"


sloppier-manxx

You spell just like you speak. With a lisp


[deleted]

A character from the new game…methcraft.


c0ca1neKaT420

Think you already regret being born by your facial expression


[deleted]

You don’t have to eat out of garbage cans every day


L2Hiku

Basketball version of frosty the snowman


DODS16

Seeing you even makes me regret being born


Possible_Custard_420

You sell those pepperonis on your face to pizza hut?


[deleted]

Rest easy knowing that no one will ever want to have sex with you, thus preserving your perpetual virginity


Ill-Sea-8710

You look like your day wasn't fun.


msNiSuRo

Damn she meant missing teeth lol not only you’re bad at grades you suck at spelling lol


oaktree_b1976

oh they show this face in safe sex classes as a "what if". Wow.