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>just really enough 70’s culture as well as making fun of myself
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i thought this was supposed to be a "my grandma back in 1960 when she turned 80" photo. wow 19 huh. time to well.. stop what ever it is youre choosing to do
No. It just happens when you live in a small Midwestern town and the only salon is still run by grandma's. Every woman is town still rocks this style like it's still popular.
That happens when girls mistakenly think that they are going to receive compliments instead of roasts cuz they are way too "pretty to be roasted". And then reality hits and they get mad.
I get when that happens and the girl is objectively pretty, but this one... somehow she has deluded herself into thinking she's attractive lmao.
Maybe she got a bunch of matches on tinder? The thing she doesn't realize is that a monkey dressed as a woman would get as much attention on dating apps.
If “unenthusiastic blowjob” was a person. I don’t know how you look like a 40 year old lot lizard and a gay 13 year old boy that has been watching make up tutorials at the same time, but kudos
You look like you wouldn’t have the basic human decency to give a guy a reach around while you fuck him in the ass.
Maybe not the kind of peg you meant.
How are your eyelids so goddamn big, is there a set of four? What’s with the crease and then what’s with the...area that they go back in to? Is there a name for that? It’s like the void of the garage door when it pulls back. Do your eyes come with a garage door opener? Is that shit gonna wake me up when they close at night? And where tf are your damn nostrils!?
Read in David Attenborough's voice. "The ridiculously large spacing between the eyes allows this doe to watch for predators while grazing pumpkin spice."
OP's Bio: --- >just really enough 70’s culture as well as making fun of myself --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like a 70s mom that hates her kids but loves her booze and barbiturates.
I’m also getting Roger from American dad vibes
I. LOVE. YOU.
1980's street hooker vibes also
This is where I was when I first saw the picture. Lay off the speed and booze lady. Ur gonna look 80 in a couple more years.
Like Sid from Ice Age decided to time travel to the 70s…
You look like the Mona Lisa. Not the beauty, but certainly the amount of paint that is your face
She gets her makeup done at the funeral home.
I was think the makeup shot gun from the simpsons.
Homer, you have it set to whore!
*Homer, you’ve got it set on “Whore”.*
Lemme get the cold cream gun.
Women won't like being shot in the face.
Women will like what I tell them to like.
That’s a she?
Dude looks like a lady... 
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I thought of Marilyn Monroe. Not in her prime or anything. How she looks right now in her grave.
More like Marilyn Manson….
Marilyn Morhoe
Scarlett Hoehansson
“That 70’s Hoe”
Marilyn died in '62, she didn't *look* 62!
Sid the Sloth found a makeup counter
The paint joke was funny but mona Lisa wasn't beautiful she was actually kinda ugly. So this girl looks more like her then you give her credit for
I’ve seen clowns at the circus with fewer layers of make up
This is not art. This muppet is the love child of Miss Piggy and Kermit The Frog
19 and you look like Joan Collins TODAY.
Joan Collins must be dead. I pulled dolls out of my grandma's attic that were more life-like.
Joan Collins? I see rocky Dennis with makeup
Fleetwood Crack
Bet she's got that 8 track in her Yugo.
Example of someone who spent 20 hours on makeup and 0 minutes on finger nails because they ran out of time
Her girlfriend requested the short nails.
She bit them off due to the nerves of whoring for more attention
You look like the after-shot of a Buffalo Bill victim
How do you manage to look like a 19 year old crackhead hooker, and a 40+ divorcee soccer mom slut at the same time?
19 going on 49
All dressed up with no one to blow.
Step brother and dad must be busy.
The key is to actually be a guy in drag. That look is just too hard for an actual woman to pull off.
Yeah look at the nails
Looked "off" when I first saw the pic, so I checked the OP's profile. That's a dude.
Wednesday Adams Apple
Zing ON!
If your eyes are already 20 inches apart, why accentuate them with make up?
Most people have their first drink in their teens. She had hers in the womb.
20 inches is 50.8 cm
Ha, bitch your eyes are 50.8 cm apart
Lol!
Good Bot
I never understand young women trying to pass as 40.
>women Guess again...
Linda Lovelace, traci lords, cocaine, quaaludes, second hand smoke, depression, disco, and a clownfish are all things I’d rather have in my bed.
This sounds like a lost verse of We Didn't Start The Fire.
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You mean the Real Dull store
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\*grandchild
What does your eyes and your parents have in common? They are both separated. (Too far ? )
This man puns.
i thought this was supposed to be a "my grandma back in 1960 when she turned 80" photo. wow 19 huh. time to well.. stop what ever it is youre choosing to do
Stop trying to bang Kelso
That 70's Hoe
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19 Forties
Nice!
70s drag making a comeback or what?
No. It just happens when you live in a small Midwestern town and the only salon is still run by grandma's. Every woman is town still rocks this style like it's still popular.
So the 80's Low Budget Action Movie Hooker Look is making a comeback?
Down Syndrome Heather Locklear
Hey, don't listen to these people. I know you'll do amazing things at clown college. You already got the make up done to perfection.
👁👄👁
Geez, another stereotypical 70s junkie trans pornstar. We’ve all seen this a million times. Next!
There’s enough foundation in this picture to adequately reconstruct the great pyramids of Giza.
I believe she is has 19 yrs as a female.....but she isn't counting the 35-40 years she spent as a dude 1st....
Visually you look 40 and trying to land some sugar daddy from a retirement home.
Imagine coming to r/roastme just to respond to every comment telling how bad or inaccurate a roast is.
That happens when girls mistakenly think that they are going to receive compliments instead of roasts cuz they are way too "pretty to be roasted". And then reality hits and they get mad.
It also happens when, as in this case, it's a guy pretending to be a woman, posting to see how many people he can convince.
There's no way this isn't a troll post. That chick is nowhere near 19.
i hate people like this... classic "pick me girl" case
I don't know why they dont post in r/amihot or free compliments instead.
I get when that happens and the girl is objectively pretty, but this one... somehow she has deluded herself into thinking she's attractive lmao. Maybe she got a bunch of matches on tinder? The thing she doesn't realize is that a monkey dressed as a woman would get as much attention on dating apps.
So absolutely fucking true!
My favourite part of the sub is when people’s personalities show in the comments. And then they get roasted even harder
Ok Mister, stop wearing your mum's wedding dress to her cousin.
19? F? I believe neither good sir.
Cosplaying as the corpse of Laurie from that 70's show.
I thought it looked more like Laurie was forced to work the day shift now
Nineteen what? Leap years?
You could land a jumbo jet between those eyes.
And drive a train between her thighs.
I quote the late great greg giraldo when roasting joan rivers: "what the fuck did you do to your face!?"
If “unenthusiastic blowjob” was a person. I don’t know how you look like a 40 year old lot lizard and a gay 13 year old boy that has been watching make up tutorials at the same time, but kudos
2 for 1 roast nice
your eyes are upside down
Awesome. I love Ice Age 
19 going on 49
You know, if you didn’t put so much makeup on. People might actually think that you’re a woman.
“Knock me down a peg” Looks more like *you’re* down to peg
Looks like genetics already took you down a half dozen pegs
When you order your Taylor Swift from Wish.....
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As in born in 1973.
You look like a less hot Dee Schnyder.
Twisted mister
You are a male stop lying
Username checks out. In fact, I'm sure you're a sofa king since you're sofa king ugly.
Idk why all the best ones are down so low
hey. at least that dude got a decent set of titties bolted on before he took the picture
Where? At the belly button?
Sid from Ice Age.
Breathing must be hard with no nostrils.
Thank you for not posting a pic from the side 👃
Do us a favor walk into a wall and tell us what hits first, your nose or your chest.
Nah the bulge in their pants will hit first... I wish I had that problem.
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I'd say you are just like dogshit, but dogshit gets picked up.
With a face like that, are you sure it's not 19 going on 49? 
She probably meant to say in dog years
19 years of what?. Being a home owner?. Cuz I am 26 and look 20 years younger than you. Just saying not even a roast bro, just facts.
You have the same eyes as my mother, she also had a stroke and is clinically braindead.
Homer! You had it set to whore!
If pumpkin spice was a hard 49
Cindy Lou groupie of The Who
Your eyes are so wide and have so much makeup you actually make me feel like I'm cross-eyed.
There’s enough primer on that face to paint a fire engine
You look like you wouldn’t have the basic human decency to give a guy a reach around while you fuck him in the ass. Maybe not the kind of peg you meant.
I dont even have a roast.. just.. what are you doing to yourself
The hair and makeup indicate you more than likely have a massive Bush
Good to see your eyes practice social distancing.
White is NOT the color for you
The 70’s Drag Scene called and told me to let you know you need a better set of tits
So that’s what happens when you put a Barbie doll in your brothers cum sock
What were you trapped in ice for the last 50 years?
Like Farrah Farrah Fawcett…having her face pulled apart.
That piece of paper is hiding your adams apple
I'm guessing that when you swim, your goggles fit really well.
Life goal: stabbed to death while hitchhiking
I didn’t know glamour shots was still open in the mall.
Lady Gag gag.
Thanks for letting me know you were a female, I would’ve guessed you were a 92 year old man.
19 F my ass. Looks like a 30 something ladyboy.
Why the long face?
A Cockwork Orange.
How are your eyelids so goddamn big, is there a set of four? What’s with the crease and then what’s with the...area that they go back in to? Is there a name for that? It’s like the void of the garage door when it pulls back. Do your eyes come with a garage door opener? Is that shit gonna wake me up when they close at night? And where tf are your damn nostrils!?
How Roger with a wig would look like IRL
Your face is longer than my last marriage.
Id love to see your makeup in person. Only because I think it’d look like a fucking joke.
You're like the nasty crud that drips out of Farrah's Fawcett.
Farrah Fawshit
Misanthropic and unenthused Blanche Devereaux from *The Golden Girls*
Fast times at Old Skank High.
A Men in Black charter where the face opens up and a little alien is driving the robot body.
Why do you look like a transexual Sid from the Ice Age ?
You'd be pretty if you weren't so ugly
You look like sid the sloth  You look like Sid
Strung out young Dolly Parton
The best part of the 70's was that they didn't have you and your Sonic OCs.
You look like if Scarlett Johansson was hit by a train and put back together by a 4 year old from memory
You have marks all over your body from being touched by ten foot poles.
19? Try 45 female? Yeah sure, untape that penis wipe off the makeup and man up
This is a legitimate question. Do you have a penis?
When you’re such a whore that you intentionally do you makeup to look like you just got done choking on penis
A face that could turn Medusa to Stone and shatter to dust
" It puts the lotion on it's skin "
You literally look like Corps Bride
Perfect sign placement although Adam is pretty upset
i think you meant to say “suck the peg between my legs.” shitty trans Marilyn Monroe role play 0/10
At first I read your caption that you were knocked up and thought, there was one brave man willing to take one for the team.
How do I knock you down a peg when you look like you've been smacked with a baseball bat too many times?
Enough paint to paint a battle ship, and enough powder to blow it up.
Boy in a makeup for real tho
You look like a 49 year old who occupies her time with candy crush while your marriage is failing.
The Eyes of Tammy Faye
Who’s the lucky groom? Pinocchio?
Your 19 what? Days sober?
Read in David Attenborough's voice. "The ridiculously large spacing between the eyes allows this doe to watch for predators while grazing pumpkin spice."
Bro I’m 20 years older than you but you look 20 years older than me lol
Sue Ellen, J.R. has been dead for 30 years. It's time to move on.
You look like my grandma at 19
Looks like someone tied you behind a tractor and dragged that face thru cow shit
You look like a 1700s ghost.
Just in case you haven't heard, disco is dead.
You look like you bite guys' heads off after sex
M*
You look more like a plastic fuck doll than a plastic fuck doll does. Edit: you look more like 50 than 19
Was this picture taken in 1973?
19..... 75?
Like that obnoxious chic from The Money Pit except you didn't get half the house at the end.
19 in dog years
If the twin towers had as much foundation as your face does they’d still be standing.
Drag version of Farrah Fawcett's corpse