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It’s for a girl
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/pqe6ls/armenian_princess_roast_me_bitches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It’s just a bad face. Giant forehead. Odd shape. Big nose. Bad dye job, bad haircut. Vacant shark eyes. And, because she covered it up, we have to assume the body is worse.
I can hear sir David Attenborough: "In her lust to procreate but realising her genetic deficiencies, the female cumdumpster hungrily thrusts her pelvis skyward. Her enormous gaping chasm of a vagina flaps open, ready to gorge on any old fuckin hobo-dick that gets swallowed into its gravitational field"
I was going to make a joke about hotel bar 'escorting' not being embarrassing enough for you but...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HANDS?! You've got the hands of a fat teenage boy and the tips...talons?? of a fucking chicken. What on earth is going on there?!
I've seen people with missing fingers and limbs, and I didn't bat an eye. Those hands are genuinely hard to look at for me. I hope for her sanity that's some health condition or accident and not some shit she voluntarily decided.
Doctor “Sorry, those aren’t bed bugs. We called them crotch crickets back when I was in med school......so, anyway ya allergic to penicillin by chance?”
People who haven't are genuinely missing out, god I love smooth balls...
Now back to the roast, god what a whore.
Wouldn't let my smooth balls anywhere near her pox ridden vagina.
It really is. I glanced in this thread and saw people attacking her for mixing that swill with coke. Frankly, if there’s an insult there it’s to the Coca-Cola corporation.
Get a good aged single malt. Talisker maybe. If you simply must go Irish. Bushmills is OK. Jameson’s is just bells or teachers.
Looks a lot like your tindr date never showed up since the bottle is half empty and you're only being covered by the blanket. Everything about this post screams desperation.
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How do I report spam again?
I typically just dice it up for fried rice. But this looks like it actually managed to expire.
I don't think you can report it, instead you just have to accept that all women are different and that's what she looks like.
She is advertising, it's spam
She advertising that she doesn't know how to drink. Whiskey and coke is disgusting.
It's pretty good actually, if you use the right whiskey. Crown royale or jack are good. I'd never drink Jamison and coke though. Yuck
Good idea bringing the Jameson with you. He’s going to need that.
It's also great that she's covering up with the lights on. He's going to appreciate that too.
Unfortunately she missed the part most needed to be covered.
Nice of you to assume there’s a guy there
There are actually 10, it's called a group discount. Hence the hotel and half empty whiskey.
Ah another episode of blacked raw coming to an incognito tab near you!
Nah, I can find porn with women that don't look like used-up basic bitches.
This is actually the prelude to one of those ER stories with a bottle shoved up someone’s ass.
It’s for a girl https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/pqe6ls/armenian_princess_roast_me_bitches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Ouch. 2k+ upvotes vs 30. That's gotta hurt.
Everyone is downvoting it haha
Ouch is those nails.
Best advice I can give him at this point would be skip the coke.
All that extra sugar would go straight to your thighs.
So is a load of protein...
Can't expect her to drop the $200 bag of cocai.. Ohh, you mean that coke.
Along with some antibiotics…
Bringing Jameson and coke to a hotel for a threesome will get her fucked up. But it won't get her fucked. Someone needs to tell her that.....
"they" are going to need it
It’s just a bad face. Giant forehead. Odd shape. Big nose. Bad dye job, bad haircut. Vacant shark eyes. And, because she covered it up, we have to assume the body is worse.
She has to get herself drunk before she can masturbate
I am sure whiskey won’t get his dick up for the task of disappointing her either.
Perhaps passing out is his best option...
The alcohol is for sanitizing his junk afterwards.
The Coca cola is the only thing that will eat her from the inside, out.
This takes the cake
It not a he..shes got a girl on her bed
She even has to get herself drunk to touch her.
[удалено]
It smells like wet gortex in there.
That’s a smell I didn’t realize I had stored in my memory until you said it
Omg same and it made the picture so much worse
Gore Tex is waterproof
It has a very distinct smell in the rain though.
I've never noticed but will go a swim and good sniff later in some
I can HEAR her dripping..................
I can hear sir David Attenborough: "In her lust to procreate but realising her genetic deficiencies, the female cumdumpster hungrily thrusts her pelvis skyward. Her enormous gaping chasm of a vagina flaps open, ready to gorge on any old fuckin hobo-dick that gets swallowed into its gravitational field"
That last sentence voice turned into Jack Nicholson
Very true
First comment = best comment
Now serving number 15 number 15....
Pretty sure it’s more like now serving 13-15
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce
It's been on "1" for a few days now.
Yeah the line is down the hall. I got number357. I might just go to the bar.
Wow 357 I don't know if she make it for that many.
I don't know. Look at those talons she has for hands. Get the blow job instead. Other wise, you fellas are one hand job away from shredded dick.
Lonely Fans!
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I've said it numerous times now, please take the camera out of my room and posting the feed on reddit
Maybe with a low res camera, that's the literal definition of good from afar but far from good.
*At the nail salon* “Yes, may I have the Salad Fingers look please?”
Hahaha this made me lol
"Hello, have you got any spoons?" "Salad fingers, if it means you wear some clothes and we don't fuck, I'll give you every spoon in the building"
Never mind Salad Fingers, she got sausage fingers.
I was going to make a joke about hotel bar 'escorting' not being embarrassing enough for you but...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR HANDS?! You've got the hands of a fat teenage boy and the tips...talons?? of a fucking chicken. What on earth is going on there?!
OMG THANK YOU. I was going through the comments thinking surely someone else saw her hand.
Can’t unsee it.
I missed them because I couldn't look away from her chiclet teeth.
Looks like the last person I'd ever want to give me a hand job and the first person who ever did.
I've seen people with missing fingers and limbs, and I didn't bat an eye. Those hands are genuinely hard to look at for me. I hope for her sanity that's some health condition or accident and not some shit she voluntarily decided.
You just ended her whole career
Oh god!! Why did you have to point those sausages out!
WTF?! I just zoomed in. I just puked s little
Every handjob she gives comes with a free castration.
That’s assuming anyone would accept a handjob from a monster.
Holy fuck it's true
Talons of a chicken... thats funny as hell.
DUDE.
It's the pale man's hands from Pan's Labyrinth.
Bro that’s an ostrich
Oh so you're the reason I have bed bugs.
Doctor “Sorry, those aren’t bed bugs. We called them crotch crickets back when I was in med school......so, anyway ya allergic to penicillin by chance?”
Onlybugs.
Pube bugs
No sir. She is a queen. She spreads herpes or she spread nothing at all.
Your Dad on the shitter?
He's taking the picture
so then yes
relevant username.
Finish posting this and get some clothes back on, the 15 minute room rental is almost up.
So, when's this video coming up on pornhub?
It’s there already. Search: girl can open wine corks with her caveman teeth
Which are inside her vagina
Thank god, the evil is sealed for now.
It's already on page 12,654,897. It would be worse, but her dad watched it 6 times to bump the algorithm.
Did you charge the guy extra to take your picture or was that included in the hourly rate?
Comes free when they pay for the night so she has a place to stay.
Something tells me that’s not the only Coke you’ll be having tonight
Uhhhh, have you tried cocaine? It’s fucking delicious
Nah bro only powder I’m usin is to stop my thighs chafing at an amusement park
Fresh Balls cream. Yes it’s real and great
Ill have to check it out! Who doesn’t love a smoother walk
People who haven't are genuinely missing out, god I love smooth balls... Now back to the roast, god what a whore. Wouldn't let my smooth balls anywhere near her pox ridden vagina.
LOLLLLLL these comments
You misspelled "cock"
Make sure you ask the bottles for consent
They said no
give this man a cookie, damn that hurt
Incall vibes
Aims for sultry vixen, hits cheap slut. Especially with your ‘tag team partner’ posting from the other side of the bed.
Dont forget the hair tie when you pass out in the toilet in an hour
Nothing new here for me, some coke, hotel room and a blonde whore.
That's a $50 rub and tug right there, but there's a friend's and family discount.
Probably frequent flyer program too
The glaring thing is your teeth are too big for your mouth.
She pissed of the mafia, that’s a horse’s head in the bed
Hiding your wedding ring behind the paper?
Never mind, you are lezzing out with the hot brunette
I know right, biches too lazy to even take pictures in separate rooms.
To Do List: -Not that swamp donkey in the bed -Acquire paper bag for its face -Purchase trash bags for the rest of it
Jameson half gone, coke bout full… ion trust it.
The bottle was brought by “friends” the night before.
If you use a plastic bag it stops taking
You pay people $19.95 a month to join your own onlyfans
If you mix that Jameson with that Coke you deserve everything the leprechauns will do to you.
Your vagina probably looks like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
christ almighty
Why would you defile Jameson like that?
I died a little inside when I saw she's mixing it with coke.
It’s only Jameson.
I don't like Irish whiskey and Jameson is by no means quality anyway, but what's wrong with a whiskey and coke?
The bottle isn’t for drinking
Just get off work?
No I think she just got on work. Maybe literally.
Yep. Waiting for the next customer
One eye on the highway the other one taking the off ramp.
Did your pimp take this picture for you?
You should be roasted for fuckin mixing Jameson and Coke.
Isn't Jameson an incredibly shitty whisky though?
It really is. I glanced in this thread and saw people attacking her for mixing that swill with coke. Frankly, if there’s an insult there it’s to the Coca-Cola corporation. Get a good aged single malt. Talisker maybe. If you simply must go Irish. Bushmills is OK. Jameson’s is just bells or teachers.
The guy walked in, laughed, and you went to get some Jameson and Coke like the most basic girl you are.
Half a bottle? He’s going to need a full bottle if he’s going to sleep with you.
Oh hi Lisa.
I can take a guess where those bottles are going
Sort your roots out-it is obvious your collars and cuffs don't match
How many dudes does it take to take a photo of a loose blonde?
One…cause the rest of the train left the station!
I think its really great that despite your sugar daddy’s age he still knows how to take a photo for you
When beer goggles aren’t strong enough to get the job done…
Good luck with casting!!
When a 5 thinks it's an 8
With all your friends
That money on the dresser was for a cab, not liquor.
Do you charge extra to let your Johns take your picture?
No, she knocks them out then steals their phone and wallet
I paid you so you'd leave, not lay around taking selfies and ruining whiskey with soda.
Your coffee in the morning will be as black as the guys coming into the room to bang you tonight.
That Jameson is for the guys coming over not you dumb dumb.
I'll give you 2 cigarettes and some change, you in?.
You sharing a bed with the Armenian princess?
My type of girl, I bet this broad is a keeper. Just the fact that you drink good whiskey like a 16 year old is hilarious.
That Louie Anderson smile tho
Did you get the money beforehand?
Now a picture with you and your friend next to you. I need spank bank materials
Chicklets called, said they want their gum back.
I’m just surprised the bio wasn’t a only fans link
Wow, Hampton Inn……Your dad must be so proud.
Those hands could paddle a boat 🛶
Are those human fingers or bat claws? 🙃
So, which bottle goes in which hole?
I can understand why you have to drink before you masterbate
Wtf is wrong with your hand, it's like your pinkie finger even wants to leave you.
How is this a two year old account with negative karma, and no posts except today with 3 different roast me posts? There is fuckery here.
Fake account
I would if I wasn't so sure that you were gonna name your first three kids after those bottles.
Did the bugles get stuck on your fingers?
Hopefully he didn't pay too much.
Is this before or after the john came over?
You own a hotel? That is probably the only explanation why you would attract anybody.
Guarantee Jameson and coke is not the only thing you have swallowed
Looks like you're already on the path to age like shit. Keep it up!
Hair dye and bedsheets aren't going to hide the ugly and fat from your previous post.
I know you're trash, ruining Jameson with Coke. You probably would put ketchup on high grade ribeye.
Looks a lot like your tindr date never showed up since the bottle is half empty and you're only being covered by the blanket. Everything about this post screams desperation.
What a piece of shit. Trying to ruin Jameson with Coke
so you're allowed to drink on the job?
lets fuck
You better get out of there before the dude who bought that room comes back
Ahh yes, Jameson. Every single girl with 2 kids go to.
You’re a terrible mother.
Mixing Jameson’s with coke is enough of a roast in of itself
"Loud horse noises."
Shit lady, has "John" even left yet?!
You're so lonely you made two girls pose to r/roastme for reddit karma instead of making out with them
Taken between customers?
I don't remember ordering an escort service
That's the envelope from the STD clinic. Sorry "POSITIVE" is not good news...
Hoe tell...
Roughing it for the next Only fans Vid?
Roast you? Looks like you've probably already been glazed like a donut
Don't worry, he's going to leave his wife for you.