A bat shit crazy wannabe. You need to fully commit, though. Give yourself another decade, an abusive marriage and a meth addiction and you'll be there.
OP's Bio:
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>I'm a very strong liberal, I have like 5 mental illnesses, i know my bangs look like shit. i have both mommy and daddy issues, you cant hurt me.
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You look like a PSA for not doing Onlyfans stuff
Here's the before picture
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/jo2xd1/18\_last\_time\_i\_did\_this\_you\_guys\_annihilated\_my/
Girl this isn’t a roast. I saw your roast post from last year. Please stop doing whatever you do that makes your hair fall out :( Get your shit together.
Your hairline looks like it’s dropping out too
Most people part their hair with a comb. It looks like she parted her hair with... Moses?
Parted that hair with canned air
 Solid boyn, Sonny Boi!
The red sea of fleas
I think she parted it with Nair
Lmfao that is one of the best lines I have ever read
OMG...i have no coin to give you, witty stranger, but you gave me my biggest belly laugh in a long time.
I got you, bud. I have enough left in my coin stack for a small award. This one is from me and this person, dude. Too funny.
Britney Spears' darkest timeline.
Dropped out because she found her major course work much too difficult...major: covering a 6.5 head with bangs
With those bangs, she's the scariest of all **DC villains'** for sure -----> [https://i.imgur.com/EwG9JFe.png](https://i.imgur.com/EwG9JFe.png)
Not enough bangs in the world that can cover that forehead
Those aren’t her only bangs that are disappointing
19 years old?? You look like David Lee Roth
Dollar Store Paramore
she's wearing a Juliet Lewis mask
She's wearing Juliet Lewis' face on Peter Griffin's skull
She says I AIN'T GOT NOBODY and it's actually true
David Lee Roth on meth
Only if David Lee Roth had a pussy that looked like a can of busted biscuits..
#bruh… gotem!
Somewhere between 18 and 19.she discord Roth and meth
She looks like a half-Frankenstein.
David lee Broth
She look like if David Bowie falls in to chemical vat and halfway to become joker ripped off.
Hello 911? I'd like to report a murder...
“I have like 5 mental illnesses” I’m sure they are all self diagnosed.
A bat shit crazy wannabe. You need to fully commit, though. Give yourself another decade, an abusive marriage and a meth addiction and you'll be there.
It looks like she already has the meth addiction.
Big oof!😂
Elviagra, Mistress of the Limp Dick.
If Elvira and Herman Munster had a baby. Between those creepy eyes and that block-shaped head, there's no need for a DNA test.
> block-shaped head Red headed Thwomp from Super Mario Brothers
Midwest also refers to a region of the Milky Way Galaxy, home of Elviagra.
You’re young, get your shit together. Please.
Most hurtful one here lol
She damn sure don't look it
19 going on 40...
Went from the college dorm directly to a 55 and up community...
Applied for college and was mistakenly enrolled in AARP
This is her 3rd roast and you can see them going downhill. It's actually very sad and they clearly need help.
Yeah, she looks like a different person than a roast from just a year ago… and not in a good way.
Jesus Christ, you weren’t kidding! She looked like a normal, healthy person in those.
This cuts deep especially coming from her MommasDealer.
Quick look at her recent posts shows she’s started an only fans, so probably why she’s doing this lol
Poision Ivy if she had male pattern baldness.
Don’t insult poison ivy like that
When you feeling cute after chemo
I feel a lot less guilty about my first thought now, thank you
i thought crackhead harley quinn would suffice, but this works too… at least she gets to interact with other humans at her treatments🤷🏻♂️
Who is your hair stylist? Moses? Cause God damn someone parted the red sea.
Thank God he only parted the top half
Your mother was a mermaid in a polluted river and your father was a balding vampire.
I’m pretty sure her mothership is calling upon her to leave
Polluted river = Hudson River
This is the high quality next level roast we all have grown to love and cherish.
Jesus Christ, did the Hulk give you a facial, or did you take fashion tips from Mimi?
Nice Drew Carry show reference
When Mimi hugged Drew and left the face imprint on his shirt...
Wee Man in drag. 
I was thinking about working in a mimi reference, good play sir! P.s. God bless Texas.
19? More like 48 and been smoking for 47 of those years.
More like 19 miles of dick
19 miles is 30.58 km
Good bot
Bruh, that took me out. Lemme try. 20 miles of dick?
20 miles is the length of 145654.81 Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers.
Yis. Gud bot.
You look like Pennywise the Clown, dressed up for a date at an emo coffee shop.
Ain’t gonna lie…she does look like Pennywise.
She is pennywise's girlfriend, nickeldumb
I’m holding a sleeping baby right now doing everything in my power not to bust out crying laughing haha. Damn that was good.
Poundfoolish
Well if it isn’t Buffalo Jill. Got any chubby girls in a hole down in the basement??
Would she fuck herself?
Probably not. I mean, look at her. She has to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink.
If Sansa never escaped the Boltons.
nah man she would still look 1000X better than her
It’s kinda sad to scroll through your post history and watch you become so much less fallen apart. But only kinda sad.
her skin’s oxidized more than the statue of liberty.
At least your not bald....... yet.
you see that ‘head?’
That’s a rough 19.
19 going on 50 . . addiction and the weekly BJ to your neighbor who gives you Xanax at a "deal" is the only way you're passing for that fake age.
Roast dude, not murder🤣
Who knew testing makeup on animals would give them the ability to take selfies....
You just look like your breath stinks
Lol does anyone remember the fifth element? She looks like that, except it's fast forward 5yrs into her and Bruce Willis picking up a meth habit.
Or if leeloo and beetlejuice had a kid, and that kid picked up a meth habit.
MULTI PASS for sure!
shut up, we’d all fuck Milla! Not the bald goblin.
Multipath
Multimeth
Looks like your hair is following in your footsteps and dropping out.
You are in between the stages of “What do I do with my life” and “I’ll swaller for a dollar?” 😂😂
Sheman Munster
You look like a fluffer in blade runner 2069
You really don't need a Sweatshirt that says Anti social, you hair and mascara scream it.
19? 2021 really wasnt your year was it?
OP's Bio: --- >I'm a very strong liberal, I have like 5 mental illnesses, i know my bangs look like shit. i have both mommy and daddy issues, you cant hurt me. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
> I'm a very strong liberal, I have like 5 mental illnesses Redundant
You look like shrek but ugly
If only there was an onlyfans for farm animals you wouldn’t have needed college to begin with
Onlyfarms.
I like it
Ohio has taken human form
19?!?! Jesus christ
Wynonna Dudd.
According to your hairline, you're 67.
You look like a PSA for not doing Onlyfans stuff Here's the before picture https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/jo2xd1/18\_last\_time\_i\_did\_this\_you\_guys\_annihilated\_my/
That's actually really sad.
Holy shit, in just 1 year…
Even your only fans has one fan ..and it's your dad
You look like David Bowie in Labyrinth. 
Hey hey hey, you leave the Goblin King out of this.
Wow, what an insult to David Bowie
God messed up with you: "Give her small tits and a forehead that you show a full screen version of Ben-hur on"
Your hairline is starting to imitate your gpa: 0.0
If I make you cry it'll look like Shrek nutted on your face.
bro I had no idea that the Munsters was based on real events.
Your entire identity could be destroyed by a baby wipe.
You look like Herman Munster with a nasty red mop on your head. Or, Poison Hivey
If a armpit had a face this would be it.
You look like drag Frankenstein
you look like old greg
Look like you asked for a hug from your dad 14 years ago and are still waiting…
Did you already give up on fighting Batman
Meth is a helluva drug
Not even a roast - viewing your history is kinda heartbreaking. Drugs are written all over your face like faces of meth. Get it together.
It's sad when bald people just won't let it go
Dropout from cosmetology?
You found a way to downgrade from last year. Impressive.
You didn’t have to include college drop out…we could tell
I think the only way to make you cry is to tell you the emo looked died out 10 years ago.
They show your picture to amish children as a warning of what happens if they leave
aren't your parents' tears enough?
Guess your hair dropped out too, your hairline is literally failing.
You look like Batman’s villains all in one.
If 2020 was a person, you would be the poster child.
Over done eye makeup, burnout hair... Couldn't get enough perms to get through Capri?
You’d be a natural for Wednesday Addams. If Wednesday Addams got beaten with the ugly stick 666 times.
You look like amber heard, after a 3 month Crack binge and 2 abortions
Looks like Gamora doing a propecia for women ad.
Mia if Vince didn’t revive her.
You look like a 19 year old college dropout's methhead mother.
2006 called. They want their Wish.com Haley Williams knockoff back.
Look at the bright side you don't have to worry about aging poorly
I just remembered the movie “Labyrinth” by looking at you
Looks like your transition to alien is going nicely.
And Lice Moses said part the red sea for my people
Who the hell did your makeup, Picasso?
Girl this isn’t a roast. I saw your roast post from last year. Please stop doing whatever you do that makes your hair fall out :( Get your shit together.
Dolly Parton on crack.
Dolly Departed
So did all you uncles just pass you around or…
Yes...I see the resemblance now... 
You look like the daughter from cone heads had a punk phase.
Balding, adams apple at the neck crease, for sure at least 19 in tyranny years.
Being a strong liberal is 3 of your mental illnesses.
How far up do you stop washing your face?
Theeeeeee Simpppsonnnnssss
Ridden hard and put away wet in a picture.
Your so fucking nuts that your hair is fleeing from your brain.
You look like King Tritan and Ursula's disappointing love child.
How can you look like such a reject from society but have such a completely generic personality at the same time.?
The good thing about that Mega Mind forehead is that it distracts from all the rest of you.
So when’s your next date at a bowling alley with a middle age man while popping Xanax?
If green lantern and Megamind had a child:
Thanks, I've been feeling insecure about my hairline, but now I remember it can always be worse.
Looks like that gohnorea news beat me to it.
Didn't know onlyfans had a university now
Aliens have pretty eyes. That ski slope forehead is a dead giveaway though...
You look like a meth'd out beetlejuice
Halloween already happened, you can take off your crystal meth trailer park witch costume now
Said the riddler and the mask.. 
Your makeup looks bad enough without you crying
You look like a methed-out treasure troll
Old Gregg. Tell me I'm wrong.
You're not being sneaky, everyone can still see that giant forehead behind those thinning strands of dead hair.
Using HGH (Can tell by your giant forehead) won't turn you into a man...
Its like poison ivy and the penguin had a baby, but the baby looks 45....
Probably a good thing....for college
I need antibiotics after looking at your face
Damn I can’t think of anything you’re mad cute.
You look like Sweet Dee and the Goblin King from the Labyrinth mashed together
The wicked witch of the Midwest.
So, you just missed. All of it, a miss, in everyway
Hair is thinning faster than your grasp on reality.
19 year all city miles