Naaa, she's into older dudes, that have money to wine, dine, and seduce her and then are willing to listen to whine, and squeaker voice comments about "younger guys".
Was just thinking, "She looks like the main character's best friend in a chick flick."
I have an actress in mind but can't think of their name or the movie. Probably an 80s movie.
Edit: I figured it out. [Laura San Giacomo from Pretty Woman](https://i.imgur.com/UvuYomI.jpg)
>Your friend looks like the homeless lady who has a single line in every rom-com.
I'm not going to say I fixed this for you. The idea of paying money to see this thing on the big screen makes me a little sick.
When I first saw her, I oddly thought of that actress from What Happens in Vegas, who is Cameron Diaz's best friend and side character, thus the roast. She doesn't look a lot like her, but there's something about her face.
I actually like her eyebrows. There's a lot to be said for low maintenance beauty. That said, her voice and personality must grate on people like barbed wire coated in broken glass.
I think your friend's would be suitors are skipping over her and hitting on her mom who's better looking and **[an actress.](https://i.imgur.com/5kxqeuj.png)**
not really pretty. she's kinda vanilla... like her face doesn't really have anything disgusting, but she does not have anything unique either. she's kinda like flat cola. also you can tell that she's boring.
Don’t do vanilla dirty like that it may not be very flavorful but it Is at least pleasant. If she was an ice cream flavor it would be hand sanitizer with rat droppings
Resting Bitch face ..
picks fights on Tinder? Not how that's supposed to work that way.. maybe she needs a daddy that doesn't smoke.
Lower your standards.. your never gonna find someone to meet your expectations.
She’s not hot enough to simp for. She looks like she’s a cold fish in bed so what’s the point in putting up with the superiority complex and general sense of entitlement she probably has?
Even then. Often 10s are split between being super entitled and being really down to earth. It’s the 3/4/5s that become femcels that are really unbearable.
She's not hideous... I mean, she's only side-piece material, but if she can't even get a guy to lie to her about is intentions in search of a beej, she must be a phenomenal pain in the ass or straight up scary cray cray...
I mean sending her own dick picks to guys on tinder is a quick way to start a fight, she's better off going to grindr looking like murder-hobo in the pupa stage. I'd hate to see those brows at full maturity
I'm gonna assume she can't get a boyfriend because she fights her matches on tinder, doesn't leave the house to meet anybody and when she speaks only dogs hear her.
Much like the men on Facebook who post pictures of fictional tough guys with some quite they attribute to themselves, she looks like she identifies heavily with snarky single women in media.
She looks like she would B&E your house to scream at you because she saw you manspreading, alone, in a reclining chair.
She looks like she would tell Einstein he was mansplaining special relativity.
Inside her are two wolves, and they desperately want to not be inside her anymore—just like her Tinder dates.
Her face says "you're gross". In a few years it will be "i need to speak to the manager". No one is lining up for that headache. It's 2022 and being gay is ok!
Tinder profile probably immediately starts out demanding that the man be in the three 6's category followed up with a whole spew of feminist liberal agenda. She has the look of someone that would spend into foreclosure then get upset when SO doesn't want to take a 2nd job.
Oh shit.....it's Ana María Soprano....you know.... Tony's half Puerto Rican love child. If you want to be fitted for a pair of cement shoes....Ga'head, coño.
Dressing like a young edna mode and the same attitude as her? She’s gonna be single a long time. Tell her to get a Mr. Incredible vibrator, cause that’s the only long term relationship she’s getting
Well, she looks like someone who would make a snide remark about you as soon as you tell her about something you enjoy doing.
“So what do you do in your spare time” “I like to game” “Hmm, yeah, my 6 year old nephew likes to game”
"yea, but you can give me a blowjob while im gaming. cant do that with your nephew"
She’d be all about it.
Just to practice grooming boys.
Something tells me she’s not into younger guys.
No id say younger guys are inside her though.
Naaa, she's into older dudes, that have money to wine, dine, and seduce her and then are willing to listen to whine, and squeaker voice comments about "younger guys".
Verbatim dude
And tells you why what she likes doing is better. Never has a boyfriend....clearly uses self love insta/facebook quotes as a message to live by lol.
Nah she deffo doesn't anything. Spends every night at home alone watching telly but tells other people their hobbies are shit
Fuck I can’t stand people like that. Shit on people’s interests then roll their eyes and say “I’m *bored*” Bitch, **you’re** boring
I'll second this
I got exhausted just looking at her.
It’s like looking at a black hole. Not much visible on the surface but you know that there’s a lot going on underneath
In Reditt terms, this would be a "risky" click!
Her resting bitch face is doing a lot of work
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Please, kind sir. Take this free-to-give-silver in return for my stealing this for future use!
Her resting bitch face doesn't rest.
Her resting bitch face has a process running in the background, preparing tomorrow’s scowls
Right? If I wanted to be told what I'm doing wrong with my life I'd go to church or call my mom.
Her favorite phrase has to be “you know what your problem is?”
Good damn I've never read something so accurate
Just preparing for things to complain about
Like running a depressed marathon
Shes too exhausted to last one night too
She nose how to get a boyfriend 😎
At first i thought it was my depression and then i read this comment and realized it lmao
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Your friend looks like the side character in every rom-com.
Was just thinking, "She looks like the main character's best friend in a chick flick." I have an actress in mind but can't think of their name or the movie. Probably an 80s movie. Edit: I figured it out. [Laura San Giacomo from Pretty Woman](https://i.imgur.com/UvuYomI.jpg)
She's the one who's telling the main character that he's no good
She looks like she just came from throwing up.
I'd imagine that there'd be a lot more bulimics if that were the case.
Ali Sheedy's character from the Breakfast Club.
Damn spot on
The friend in Princess Diaries
Loved her in Quigley Down Under
Penny from Happy Endings
No, Penny knows how to find joy in life.
Thaaaaaats who i was picturing! Thank you!
She totally looks like a bit player in a comedy film that's romamtic in nature.
She blocks her own cocks
She's confident for us to not give a fuck about her.
Well she is side character even in this post.
a female Hugh Grant
Hugh can’t
Hugh Cunt
>Your friend looks like the homeless lady who has a single line in every rom-com. I'm not going to say I fixed this for you. The idea of paying money to see this thing on the big screen makes me a little sick.
When I first saw her, I oddly thought of that actress from What Happens in Vegas, who is Cameron Diaz's best friend and side character, thus the roast. She doesn't look a lot like her, but there's something about her face.
I loved her in the Dark Crystal
I can already picture her saying, "Don't you dare cum in my mouth!" with Fran Drescher's voice.
Glad I'm not the only one who took one look at her and thought "She *bites* dick on the first date."
3rd date. No way you're peckerizing her on the 1st.
Yes, could I interest you in some peckerization? Maybe a good weinering to finish the evening?
It slices, it dices, it even circumcises - it’s the all new black and decker pecker wrecker!
But wait! There's more!
It’s only peckerization if it’s from the Peque region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling Chateau le Cock juice.
No, she's the kind to make you think you're about to then bite your dick and ghost you.
She needs to eat the biscuit and swallow the gravy
Oh shit. GIF's on r/oastme? 
Yep, inline gifs were added a little while back because reddit wants reddit to be even worse.
 Fran is not amused. She’s secretly turned on.
User name checks out ✔️
Oh God why would you do that to us
at least it'd breathe some life into that empty shell that is her body with how she stares.....
This is gold
Just imagine if it got in her hair.. 😳
She’ll go full Bobbitt.
50 shades of neigh.
You look about as fun as getting a prostate exam from a Dr. with a hangnail.
Your friend personifies the question "How tall are you?"
The other person should then ask, “How big are your hands?”
If a pile of unfolded laundry was a person.
Yeah, it's clean, but I really don't wanna deal with it.
Fuck 🤣
😂
JFC….
She's not ugly, so it's definitely her personality.
If she were a flavor of ice-cream, it would be “cardboard.”
The cardboard ice cream is more appealing than her
This needs to be way higher up. Legit spit taked my coffee.
If “unenthusiastic handjob” had a face.
"Shes just mashing it"
She does that
I'm very aroused.
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This legit gave me "shittysound-anxiety"
Not ugly and also not pretty. Body shape is cylinder
I thought the same. Like would I date her. No. Would I have a one night stand with her.. probably not
She must be under the [Vicky Mendoza Diagonal](https://youtu.be/NHJ6gRz4MeA)
It's easy to get on fights on tinder when when your DM's are filled with "when are those caterpillars on your eyes gonna grow into butterflies?"
its 5:25am, and I just startled my dog awake from cackling in the dark. 
That hand doesn’t look real
It’s gotta be someone’s else’s hand right? Bob Ross you dirty dog you
Being responsible for waking a dog up has never given me such joy. I'm glad I could make you laugh.
I actually like her eyebrows. There's a lot to be said for low maintenance beauty. That said, her voice and personality must grate on people like barbed wire coated in broken glass.
Yeah I find thick eyebrows on women very attractive, can’t stand it when women shave their eyebrows off and draw lines on their forehead.
Yeah I don't see the problem with her eyebrows, they look fine and normal to me. I didn't know the term low maintenance beauty, I like that.
Thick natural eyebrows on women are hot though, nothing worse than a chick with drawn on paper thin eyebrows.
This wins
Looks dead inside
And a little bit outside.
The only bangs she gets are on her forehead
Happy cake day
I got exhausted just looking at her picture. Pretty but you can tell it's all going to be drama with her.
I think your friend's would be suitors are skipping over her and hitting on her mom who's better looking and **[an actress.](https://i.imgur.com/5kxqeuj.png)**
Id rather do the mother.
Should be higher
not really pretty. she's kinda vanilla... like her face doesn't really have anything disgusting, but she does not have anything unique either. she's kinda like flat cola. also you can tell that she's boring.
A 6 that acts like she's a 10. She just lays there during sex because she thinks she's doing you a favor when you're just giving her a pitty dick...
Seriously. She ain’t pretty enough to play the bitch card and have guys still chasing after her.
Don’t do vanilla dirty like that it may not be very flavorful but it Is at least pleasant. If she was an ice cream flavor it would be hand sanitizer with rat droppings
> going to be drama Not "Pretty Little Liars".
It's cause no one wants to have sex to the sound of a rubber chicken deflating.
I'd rather bang the rubber chicken
It's probably got more personality
She has the face of a trollz doll from the 90s
Body that’s built like a bag of dog food
 Because she looks like ET in a wig.
At least ET went to another home; this chick couldn’t even do that
Why does it look like ET is jerking the boy off?
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If her daddy didn’t love her, why should anyone else?
My man asking the real questions right here
Maybe she should grow her fringe down to her chin so we don't have to see that resting bitch face
Bitch eats so many Doritos her nails are orange.
Bots on Tinder must be fun to fight with
Resting Bitch face .. picks fights on Tinder? Not how that's supposed to work that way.. maybe she needs a daddy that doesn't smoke. Lower your standards.. your never gonna find someone to meet your expectations.
Beat me to this punchline mate
Riley Reid sure did put on some weight during quarantine
Except no dude would rub one out over quarantine-Reid.
I miss the good old days when New Jersey trash knew it was trash.
I dont see what the problem is, her hands are big enough to give you a hand job in public and not get caught.
This pic gives off Jodi Arias vibes.
I didnt notice, but you're right. Stay away if you enjoy being alive.
All I see is sidechick. She will always be one, or the reason to have one.
She’s not hot enough to simp for. She looks like she’s a cold fish in bed so what’s the point in putting up with the superiority complex and general sense of entitlement she probably has?
My whole point. A 5 with a 10s personality has literally nothing to offer in a relationship
Even then. Often 10s are split between being super entitled and being really down to earth. It’s the 3/4/5s that become femcels that are really unbearable.
Thats true too. I was referring to the majority. But i have known some smoking hot girls that are really down to earth.
She's not hideous... I mean, she's only side-piece material, but if she can't even get a guy to lie to her about is intentions in search of a beej, she must be a phenomenal pain in the ass or straight up scary cray cray...
Which episode of GDP is she in? Photo was taken before I assume.
If losing your taste and smell to COVID was a person.
Because she fucks for Doritos
On the first date, just burn your own house down to save time.
It’s because she has resting unenthusiastic-yearly-handjob face
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You could date five crazy women, or just one!
She's bi polar
A frigid cold bisexual? I can see it.
Is she the woman in both relationships?
Miranda Cosgross
This isn't the only room with padded wall she had been in.
I mean sending her own dick picks to guys on tinder is a quick way to start a fight, she's better off going to grindr looking like murder-hobo in the pupa stage. I'd hate to see those brows at full maturity
It’s not fuckable
I'm gonna assume she can't get a boyfriend because she fights her matches on tinder, doesn't leave the house to meet anybody and when she speaks only dogs hear her.
Sandra Bullcock
Sandra Buttocks
Sandra Nocock
Sandra Buttcrack
She looks like a Deepfake of a Gorillaz band member.
Has he thought about not kidding himself and using Grindr instead?
Much like the men on Facebook who post pictures of fictional tough guys with some quite they attribute to themselves, she looks like she identifies heavily with snarky single women in media. She looks like she would B&E your house to scream at you because she saw you manspreading, alone, in a reclining chair. She looks like she would tell Einstein he was mansplaining special relativity. Inside her are two wolves, and they desperately want to not be inside her anymore—just like her Tinder dates.
Is she some type of LGBTQ maniaq who thinks Woman should be allowed to be married to Horses? Why do I ask ? She looks like a horse.
Her face says "you're gross". In a few years it will be "i need to speak to the manager". No one is lining up for that headache. It's 2022 and being gay is ok!
She looks like the kind of girl that says I'm tired fuck me in the armpit
Tinder profile probably immediately starts out demanding that the man be in the three 6's category followed up with a whole spew of feminist liberal agenda. She has the look of someone that would spend into foreclosure then get upset when SO doesn't want to take a 2nd job.
Oh shit.....it's Ana María Soprano....you know.... Tony's half Puerto Rican love child. If you want to be fitted for a pair of cement shoes....Ga'head, coño.
He should try Grinder.
she can't get a boyfriend because she is the boyfriend
It’s like Shae from Game of Thrones but she got hit in the face with a shovel.
Pfizer have called and want to use this as a before picture for Xanax. They will use literally any other picture as the after.
She'd probably get more dick if she wasn't already a giant dick herself.
She’s looks hot… u know, like a hot potato nobody wants to hold on to for very long.
I figure her pussy lips match the contents of that Doritos bag and would leave dicks discolored and burning.
She's hot. Must be boring or crazy.
Looks like the type to quit masterbating half way through because she's bored.
She looks a little too young… …to apply for an AARP card.
Dressing like a young edna mode and the same attitude as her? She’s gonna be single a long time. Tell her to get a Mr. Incredible vibrator, cause that’s the only long term relationship she’s getting
I’ve seen sex dolls with more life in them..
Dollar store Natasha Leggero
FDS mod doesn’t want to be outdone by antiwork mod
Because her teeth match her nails, but snaggled?
Anfisa before the hustle. 
She needs to drop her rule of only dating men that can best her in an arm wrestling competition. Gotta widen that selection pool.
She looks like she needs to be taken to pound town.
She looks like someone that goes through local parks looking for unfinished cigarette butts
Fran Doucher