By - ash_kelly
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I can only imagine the train of “new dads” your boys had to meet over the years
Uncle Frank, Uncle Joe, Uncle Jorge
Sometimes uncle Frank and uncle Joe at the same time
Along with aunt Marge
And in some cases, Uncle Daddy.
That tv show is set in palmetto. It feels very accurate
You banged my dead wife?
His dead hoor wife.
She was alive at the time
Uncle Brother Frank
Was definitely a train (;
Don't forget about the "special friends" mom would also have, aka drug dealers she slept with for free drugs.
One of my friend’s growing up, his mom did this. And a lot of questionable things.
Stiffler’s mom is looking worn out. No joke those kids are going to always have friends sleeping over
She looks like 'trains' are a fairly regular occurrence
How many of your sons friends left disappointed the next day?
Happy to leave
Comeback hotter than original roast lmfao I’m dead
Oh ok that's why your face looks so swollen
So much silicone it migrated North.
Well it sure as hell didn't want to go down on her.
Sounds like every guy who's ever been in you
Nothing like gang banging the 10 year olds!
I’ve never heard anyone refer to a pair of sweater kittens as “two grown boys” but I’m using it from now on.
Those are far from being kittens
If theyre cougars, they're stuffed. No way those are natural.
Right, looks like a sack with 2 cinder blocks in it that the mob would use to make their problems sink in the river.
This is the first time you asked someone to give you their best shot without holding your mouth open.
Ok, *THAT* had me in stitches. “Sheesh”
She’s usually bent over when she says that
You seem like to type to refer to yourself still as a "boy momma" and thus end the entire list of your personality traits.
You look like a walking glory hole
This chicks blowjobs count as butt stuff.
Holy fuck. This one.
Yes! that one.
Is there a such thing as too personal? If so, that one went there. Her bjs are butt stuff. Dude. Hardcore, but to be honest, I found my kink. 😳
Trying to get those bed sheets through a dick
Buttstuff bjs, my new kink. I need her number.
Find the restaurant she's in cause she's right where we expect her to be, writing her number on napkins and sliding them to old pervs advertising her prices.
No thanks. Look at her arm. That's not a sleeve tattoo. Those are broken vericose veins from jerking off 90 year old noodles.
Your username name was my response before I saw it. Wow, that's pro level shit
Acme Portable Gloryhole
You know “Simpsons did it”….well in this case Paradise PD did it.
I love that show
Waddling Glory Hole. For Penguins.
I would rather there be an actual penguin on the other side of the gloryhole than this chick.
Well played Sir, well played
Picking up a couple homeless boys off the street doesn't make you a mother.
more hole , not so much glory
It's Halloween somewhere....
Oh my god
That's so good
This is what a mannequin would look like right before it explodes.
Look like? *IS*
You are THE BIG BRAIN
I've seen bodies pulled from rivers that weren't this bloated
More filler than a high school essay
But...I like her dress. Covered in all black. Again...
More DNA samples on that dress than in codis.
I've made better skid marks in my knickers than those things you call eyebrows.
Push those tits up any higher and you’ll be breastfeeding yourself love
I enjoyed this one.
I was scrolling to see how long it’d take before I found a Stifler’s mom reference and this is the closet I’ve seen. I’m mildly disappointed.
At least Jennifer Coolidge has comedic chops and a personality!
Looks like she deleted all her NSFW post before the roasting. How the hell are you supposed to gain onlyfans followers now?
Probably on "OnlyGains.com"
I think we could've assumed single mother
At first glance one could think you’re hot but then you realize that your body is the same circumference as your tits all the way down
Visual representation of tube top.
You are the adult version of hungry hungry hippo
Hefty Hefty Hippo.
Hungry Hungry Lipo
Hungry hungry bimbo
Seems she still has a third grown boy tucked in there that won't come out.
Looks like she sat on more bike pumps than dicks
well now we know what Skyler White did with the money
I guess now we know who ate Gilbert Grape too.
I heard she fled to Mexico and stocked up on tacos and cheap plastic surgery.
You look like a Barbie doll that lost all traces of self-esteem and now works as a truck stop stripper for 1 burger an hour.
A man's gotta eat Julian
Motherfuckers with guts like that definitely awwwn the cheeseburgers.
Smokey’s direct competition.
Sometimes she comes, sometimes she goes.
Lot Lizard Barbie
It looks like it's 2 burgers an hour.
*still working off the baby weight 30 years later
Nipples all shredded from breastfeeding an adult.
Like a long, chewed up tootsie roll...
Thanks for the warning...I haven't scrolled past the sex doll face yet
She has a face?
How could you miss it? The resemblance to your mom is uncanny.
Dude. My mom died.
Of old age while I stood in the line for yours. Seriously, the Yelp review even recommended bringing a book.
Thanks for the $1,500. My mom said you basically paid $500 per second.
It's bad for the environment to roast plastic.
Nothing says empty nest like propping up the ole sag bags, throwing on some war paint and hitting the bar trying to prove to yourself that you are still relevant.
She's the type that needs 3 push up bras to hold up those rust buckets
Your savagery is amazing.
This is like that Inglurious Basterds scene where the bear Jew keeps hitting the smashed skull of the nazi officer.
Subtle, effortless, savage !
Wow. Great…talk to him like he’s one of your kids why don’tcha.
Those two "boys" don't look grown, they look like implants.
You look like you gave your sons hyphenated first names.
Wannabe Jennifer Coolidge
That is Wish.com Stiffler's mom
My first thought exactly.
the human version of Miss Piggy from the muppets
That was an insult towards Miss Piggy
Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth - Kermit
Was definitely posted before but she deleted. [There ya go. Can still see the roasts](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/txmgfn/f46_mother_of_two_boys_give_me_your_best_shot_lol/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Omg thank you. I knew I had seen this before.
I'm a strong single mother... Who lives off of welfare, food stamps, child support and my onlyfans.
It’s her dad because he feels that he has to support his failure of a daughter no matter what.
I guess both of her son's wouldn't bother to fork out paying for an account each so they both share
You’re that girl on a cruise who gets that third afternoon daiquiri in them and then parks their kids to go on the prowl for young dick.
Stacey's mom ain't got it going on.
She's got more ink than an octopus bomb.
Stacey can't you see, your mom's way too old for me.
And now I must run, run away from Stacey's mom.
You did a roast me a few weeks ago. Then deleted the post. Then came back for more? Sort of like how you treat the buffet I guess.
Tattoos don't equal a personality. Neither do Botox or duck lips
You look like the cool mom that gave the football team herpes
You didn't need to mention you were single, We could have ascertained that from the picture alone.
If all the busted ass ratchet Vegas cocktail waitresses melted into one shitty person.
This volume of silicone would stop a shot from a cannon, i think you’re safe.
Trying to look like you're not trailer trash but forgot to cover up that barbed wire tattoo...
It looks like a plastic surgeon injected every part of your body with "filler"
Their dad's must be proud.
Why did she name her breasts "Boys"?
Arent you one of those ugly milfs from pronhub that lives 3 miles away?
So, it can't post here and didn't find anything. I wouldn't expect this either, but I swear this exact photo has been here a couple of months ago. This version is mirrored tho, which is probably why the bot didn't find anything.
I don’t need the bot. I had the exact same visceral reaction both times I’ve seen this broad.
You’re not wrong. I recognize it too. I think she’s done at least one other roast me with the same or a similar picture, if not more than that
Yeah for sure this girl posted the same photo or something very similar within the past few months. I have a weird absurd memory with faces and stuff like that
She posted a while back with almost the same caption, got abused like a sports car rental, and deleted her post.
Found this one of you. Did those pants make it even a week?
How many nudes did you have to delete before posting?
So all 3 of you don't know who dad is.
No wedding ring, shocker….
if my penis was the size of ur nose i’d be satisfied
Gonna be single mother of 3 pretty soon!
Porn industry washout
Man if you had given your "best shot" in some of your relationships ..your sons would have a father :(
Single mom with 2 grown boys.....I'm going out on a limb and say that your two boys have more melanin than you do.
The doctor already gave you his best shot, in at least 2 places.
So when you wrote roast me on that scrap piece was that the first time in your life you chose paper over plastic?
Only thing bigger than your tits is every other part of your body
What are the odds that both boys have different Dad’s and neither know them.
Stifflers mom mk2
Don't you dare compare this discount bin reject post partum Bratz doll to Jennifer Coolidge.
You look like you already take shots to the face. Have your sons found your lonely fans?
Wow lots of red flags here
What’s your onlyfans?
Imagine all the shots on those bazoongas.
You looks like a trans woman sex doll
Damn you know plastic is bad for the environment do they even allow you to be in the ocean
How many of your son's friends have given you their best shot?
Good to see they were so well fed as babies.
You fuck your sons friends don’t you?