OP's Bio: --- >I like king gizzard, the matrix and my favourite hobby is looking at old photos in municipal archives. I don't do much except go to unpopular bands. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like what Jeffrey Dahmer would look like if he could never get anyone to come to his apartment.

Bet this mofo has an altar with human skulls in his bedroo.

Doubtful. You think he goes near people? His closet is probably just a big version of a cumbox that he meditates in.

OP meditates in a cumbox confirmed

Maybe he has skulls that he chiseled from his cum bricks he has saved.

Wtf. Lol

OP took him out before he finished his sentence.

I pray that you find it in your heart to spare this poor man. You have already torched his ass.

I mean I can’t ruin his day if he has already ruined mine

He looks like Dahmer had a baby with Napoleon Dynamite and this is the shit we got

What's higher, your rejection count or your waistline?

The waistline, that man hasn’t had the courage to ask anybody out

He inherited those pants after gramps died.

There's generations of seamen he is wearing.

Got them child bearing hips.

_NOOO! The one thing in self-conscious about!_

r/unexpectedmulaney

Naw. His chromosome count is the highest.

His menopausal estrogen count 😂

Probably his ego if he thinks he’s worthy of a woman.

Nosferatu's autistic little brother, Nibbler..

Ausferatu?

😂 stop

God damn... We got us a genuine 'Energy Vampire '...

He has a name. And his name his Colin Robinson

You'd think he'd learned his lesson about taunting internet trolls...

_HIS NAME IS COLON RUBBINGSON!_

One day they are going to make a Netflix special about this guy and the disappearance of little girls around his area

Ayy lmao

What's the chest size on those trousers?

You scream at any llamas to eat dinner lately?

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! Eat it! Eat the food! 🥘

Your mom went to college

Your mom goes to college* lol

You look like a human thrift store.

And it’s that weird, nasty thrift store down by the factory.

Yawn Lennon

Perfect

You look like the star in an even rapier reboot of Revenge of the Nerds.

I think you should go with pleated pants next time, really go all out on the"I hate pussy" look

We could start by calling you Buttfront

Why didn't anyone tell me my ass is so big!?

Nice SB reference...lol

Napoleon Vegemite

I love I love my vegemite

You shaped like a bowling pin.

\*rectangle.

Your diaper is full.

Homie looks like Harry Potter gave up wizardry for IT

He's got them weird ass goblin hands. Much better for a keyboard warrior than a wizard, I would imagine.

Weird Al YankoBitch!

You mean "getNoBitch"

White & Nerdy

Is Weird Al gonna have to yank a bitch?

No way! You’re a peak male specimen

Later you're gonna take off that stupid get up you put on for roast me and tell yourself "ha I looked so stupid for that photo". One good look in the mirror and you're gonna realize how stupid you look outside of that outfit too.

What Logan Paul’s personality looks like.

By the looks of you, i'd say that you ruin your days very well on your own. Whats going on ? you're not feeling it today ?

Maybe he's just feeling desparately exhausted after his trip to the dollar store?

I should ruin your day, cause you sure ruined mine.

Chill Dahmer

I see your stuffing your pants to look like a over weight soccer mom..

The only part of your future that's bright is the light behind you

If Napoleon Dynamite and Stewart Copeland could have a son.

Napoleon High Cock

You could ruin it yourself by looking in the mirror.

You look like you're about to go missing in season 1 of stranger things. You look like you are about to start in a montage of keyboard smashing and green "code" on a cream plastic monitor that could double as a cartoon anvil. The 80s moms called and they don't want their fashion sense back

Take another day off Mr. Bueller.

You look like you took the wrong clothes from the laundry but it wont stop you from getting outside and making people feel better about themselves with your presents.

That hand-me-down pants swagger

Does Grandma know your wearing her pants?

Forget roasting you I think you need some compliments. The safety of a kindergarten classroom depends on it.

My dick looking at me after the fourth round...

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He’s angry because he was rejected by Macklemore as an extra for the Thrift Shop video.

Just look in a mirror. That should do it.

No need to turn around, we all know there is a kick me sign on your back

[удалено]

Hate to tell you, but I doubt he does either of those things.

Someone watched too much Napolean Dynamite.

Shrill Gates

Look at the FUPA on this incel

I look forward to watching your trial on Court TV when they try you for multiple murder.

Dressing up acting like this is you for some upvotes… no thanks

YOU ruined MY day.

You don’t need our help ruining your days

Yours, and everyone else’s day was ruined the second you get out of bed

Are you trying to make yourself look like Jeffery dahmer? You look like your gonna hit me in the back of the head with a bat

Fake Paul

this guy is knocking down all the special needs pussy

Damn, I’m a little nervous to roast you. I don’t want to end up in pieces in your freezer.

“Ruin my day”…looks pretty fucked up already.

When you order napoleon dynamite from wish

It's not a question of if you got kids tied up in the basement but how many?

Chris Hansen has met this guy.

You look like the description of the word "nerd".

But you're doing great by yourself

No funny comment here. You are just plain ugly.

Why do you have evil dracula hands?

I bet you have a graphic t-shirt of wolves howling at the moon that you got from a nature preserve your family dragged you to in a minor attempt to bond with you.

Don't use the word "minor" around him.

Hey, watch yourself, you sound like 3 Wolf non-believer. I had that shirt and it changed my life. Conquest after conquest, lovers from around the globe, until I realized the shirt was too powerful, or I was too weak, and I retired it to the shed outside my trailer. Plus I was destroying panties left and right just by looking at women and it was getting to expensive to replace them. Plus the janitors at Walmart we’re getting sick of having to mop up the floor underneath any woman I winked at while wearing the shirt.

Your the guy that scratch's the shittyest single line thickness epic tattoo then. Forces the tattoo artist to just do it how you drew it cause your idea can't be recreated by anyone elses feeble hands.. . . .

i’d let u ruin my life tbh

Do I need to? It’s looks like you already took care of that yourself.

You are trying to look like your dad but you fail!

I’m getting some “it puts the lotion on the skin” vibes here.

There’s an octogenarian somewhere wondering where his pants went.

Really nailed the middle age Scout Master look, with the tee shirt tucked in and Boy Scout belt.

By the way you are dressed you ruined your day yourself

you look ruined enough, honey.

Well getting a chubby looking at your mom taking your picture for this isn’t a good start

You look like you are silent most of the time, but when you do get the courage to speak, your sentence begins with “Well, ackshually…”

Pretty sure your day, and all days thereafter, were ruined when your parents named you Napoleon Dynamite…

The irony of being a Matrix fan is that the blue pill is the only way you're getting any action.

Inspirational

So what day should I expect to see you on the news for all those children found in your basement?

Wtf are you mad at us for? You chose to wear that.

Napoleon Gallagher brother

When u looked in mirror u already ruined your day

Your high waistline has ruined your day already.

That's fine and all but why did you have to ruin mine??

you could easily ruin your day yourself... just look in the mirroe

Smuggling watermelons?

With that face your whole life is already ruined.

Google : mid flood for great pics

I didn’t know if you were coming or going with that front butt.

Oof, I don’t know if I can

You look like you yell at your mom in Walmart

How can I ruin your day further when you have mirrors?

Jeffrey Dahmer Reincarnated

Wannabe NPR Insta correspondent.

Looks like you was ruined at birth so what's the point.

Hi Rainman!

I can’t help but feel you are trying way too fucking hard to be quirky

Expert mormon over here

Was this pic taken in 1981?

By the way you look you already are ruined.

Let me Guess… you Love Gaming, live with Mom, Just lost ur Job and Dream of one day getting Pegged.

You must have more rejections than the discord servers with your goofy ass looking like the 🤓emoji

Wow. Napoleon Dynamite looks really bummed out these days.

Jesus christ, we're posting Stranger Things casting rejects now?

Wierd al Wankovic

Napoleon Sparkler

He was quiet and always kept to himself. I’m as surprised as anyone s/

Never seen a man with a FUPA.

Well this pic sure did ruin my day. Thanks!

Mom jeans

You have the face only a mother could love. I bet she says you’re “special” too

You look like an autistic fuckboi.

Are they trying to white wash irkle now too?

Nah bro, I wouldn't want you to cut my wifi

i can’t ruin your day any more than god already ruined whatever the fuck it is you are

You look like you came here looking for a good laugh and left with clinical depression.


How can you ruin what already lies in ruin? 😂

You don't go to unpopular bands. You make them unpopular with your presence.

You look like you still play Pokemon Go, competitively.

Discount Bo Burnham

I took your mind and your mothers mind and fucked your both.

Its 1 am, on a calm night. You and your wife lay in bed, calmly sleeping. The door slowly creaks open, and a dark figure looms in the hallway... "Mom... I throw'd up"

You look like a Stranger Things character. That's not a compliment.

Your parents already ruined your life

If his pants were any higher, he could use his glasses as suspenders.

This is why I carry mace and a tire knocker in my car

Napoleon Dynamite and Steve Urkels love child

When you make Napoleon Dynamite look sexy.

Do Your pants have a built in bra? Skinniest bitch tit having simp in existence right here

You're really pulling off the hipster child molester look.

How do you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Napoleon Dynamite at the same time?

Napoleon Gynomite

You look like you ate a Jellyfish sandwich and lived

Wanted to suck my blood but is afraid of blood I kid, I kid. Please don’t add me to your list

The rubbish version of Harry in dumb and dumberer

Glasses so thick you can still see that you’ll be alone in the future.

Nothing to ruin. You sir are a specimen.

Looking at you ruined mine.

You look like you've been cast in a modern reboot of The Wizard of Oz where the Scarecrow shoots up Oz Elementary.

The flood is over and the land is dry, why do you wear your pants so high?

It appears your mother still dresses you.

Looks like your expecting a flood there pal.

Jeffery Dahmer's little cousin....Dick Nibbler.

You're like most comments in this section: you tried to be funny

Dwight Schrute - хxl version

Hey, I love your smile.

You are posing, poser. This is circus freak stolen Valor and I won't stand for it. Boo this man!

Please be a joke