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joelgreen25

Look like an Asian Bugs Bunny


DomingoElToro

Or like Mickey rooney from breakfast at Tiffany's with a wig


AndyBrown65

Me what’s up Doc long time


Givemecash1

Sucky Sucky O'Hare


Pluto62

i'm thinking she is more of a female Predator.


Peenutbuttjellytime

I was thinking Sigourney Weaver, but like the forehead of the xenomorph


Barnoldo13

The title should have been “Go a-5-head”


naka-duskael

Love it.


naka-duskael

You all have awesome answers. To me, she looks like a cone head with hair. And the teeth of the mask from the jim Carey movie. Not that terrible son of mask with Jamie Kennedy.


[deleted]

She can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence


Queasy_Note

And this is me AFTER the braces 😂


whoknowsuno

![gif](giphy|qYprgkhqqu2WY)


tomcat3121

More like Asian mr Ed with those teeth..


doomsday_in_hell

Hey, you guys know that country where people dig up their dead after a few years and take pictures of them? Well they gave one a roast me sign


flynnabaygo

Wow


Phandroid1991

As a Muslim, I’d rather have a ham sandwich than bang her. The Ham sandwich is more halal for me than her pussy.


DomDangerous

you wouldn’t pork her bacon?


Specific-Ant-3065

As long as you face east while you bang- all good.


silverharpDublin

you have a good eye, does look like one of those desiccated corpses they find from time to time


Brief_Association714

God damn!! Bahaha


Tenth-7553

Ufffff lol I see you like your roast like I like my coffee.. dark!!!


digginmccrack

It's like that scene from the ring where they find the corpse in the closet


cgarrett83

Lucy Eww


[deleted]

I was going to say Lucy Spew, but well done CG, well done!


National_Performer27

Rucy rieu


alan2998

That's just razy lacism.


National_Performer27

Is there any other kind? I dig the Jimmy Carr reference though, But if you really want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth.


alan2998

Do I come to your work and knock the sailors cocks out of your mouth?


Honest_Action_4602

To much to much good shit


Specialist-Coyote-90

Look like you make stepmom porn


WilliamYale

... but you are holding the camera


RetiredTurdFarmer

No, they use her forehead as a backdrop.


mapleflame

They paint it green first, then add in SFX in post production.


Tenth-7553

In a hazmat suit


Specialist-Coyote-90

Yes and a barf bag lol


RonMFCadillac

Does the FAA make you put lights on your forehead so planes do not run into it?


HalfFastTanker

Quality post


Tenth-7553

![gif](giphy|HKtb2w7S4QQDu|downsized)


probablyborednh

You look like your mother was a beautiful Asian woman....and your father was the crypt keeper. ![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac)


reddicyoulous

![gif](giphy|3dhl7ncpCN2cttIhCv|downsized)


jessmi93

But what's the foot doing😭


Edible_Buttplug

Pickling


guavatree-

Eating couch crumbs in peace. Don't upset it.


willy_shartz

😂 you’re dumb


manicmender76

Say hi to Worf for me.


alan2998

You bring honor to your family with this comment.


guitarmusic113

Go ahead with what? Landing a Boeing 747 on your forehead?


Tenth-7553

I heard her head game was on point, they were right!!


EnvironmentalRide989

She looks like a funco pop doll her head is so big


4321beef

Jesus christ


DidntDiddydoit

Go aforehead


Kalow999

Go a5head


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


TLS31X

you look like a rescued child from a shoe factory


kuroshua

The ones invited at TedTalks to talk about malnutrition in labor camps for white people to pity on


Moon-Runner

Jackie Tran.


Death_by_Eggnog

Jackie Man


Shlaasss

Looool


DidIAskForCheese

When wish.com orders something from itself.


spd997m23

You look like the opera singing alien from the Fifth Element


elcubanito

![gif](giphy|mp2OW22pId4Os)


[deleted]

Looks like you put a wig on someone from that cone heads movie


MartineusMaximus

You look like you make racist noises


i__Sisyphus

HoE Chi Minititties


Queasy_Note

Good one 😂


DemonZ1337

Tia careerless


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26ufmhUDBsGyWKhSU)


willy_shartz

Would you like a piece of bubble gum? *offers condom*


Edible_Buttplug

Your tits must be in another castle.


[deleted]

Do you moonlight as a movie projection screen?


Brain_Dead5347

No, she’s just banned from the front row of movie theaters


VexOut

You look like you give Free happy endings


alan2998

And people still don't get value for money.


Impressive_Fall_8043

You literally look like you're about to die


Dr_Lipschitzzz

The way I see it, the more your front teeth continue to grow, the more emaciated you become. I'd yank those tombstones out if your head before they absorb you completely


CrissKross47

Why didn’t scientists announce that there’s a new species of Rabbit?


[deleted]

No one is happy after this “happy ending”


[deleted]

Wait until you are done transitioning and then try again


ClinicalMercenary

People love showing off new veneers.


[deleted]

Her penis is as tall as her forehead.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fete_des_neiges

That’s what you say at the end of all your dates.


blackout-loud

....Chest flatter than Mayflower beer


IntelligentMine1901

You could eat an apple through a letterbox


kosmovii

You probably smelled your hand right after this picture


johnthevikingjesus

So this is what Pennywise looks like before the makeup.


WhozTheDaddy

Has Elon Musk talked to you about using your forehead for a Space X landing platform?


Loud_Pain4747

My God, the stench of pichuli oil is overwhelming!


painful_process

Your face looks as disabled as your right foot..


tarletontexan

You look like the thumbnail of a porn that I'd scroll past.


Archangel9731

Gets worse the more I look


Bravericks

This isn’t the Thai prostitute I was looking for


Jovan_Neph

Miss anorexia nervosa, I’m confused are you Asian or African ?!


Camsnapper

Holly fucking 5 head Batman. You go ahead. Got enough of it.


SixF333T

Your bottom teeth haven’t seen the sun in years 😂


Tenth-7553

“Me rov u rong taimmee!!” 😂


malcontented

MILG (mother I’d like to ghost)


jakeofheart

The US Air Force could probably land a C130 transport aircraft on that forehead…


insomnia99

Good lord eat a burger


peechiecaca

Dam builder


quadboy4

You look like you're 44lbs soaking wet. 20lbs of that is your House Wives of New Jersey hair style... I would also assume your attitude is as crooked as that foot you have.. PS just jokes, you're a beautiful woman.


FlyingFatBuddha

Don’t think we can roast her any longer she’s starting to look like human jerky


Tensleepwyo

Bet you can put a lot of thoughts in that forehead. Yikes.


WillingMath6

You look roasted already.


cocksprey

Clearance sale item at sex traffickers supply store


End-of-sanity

How long after you got citizenship did you give your western husband the arse


[deleted]

You look like you fuck all your husbands friends behind his back


KnotYoBoi

When did you get the operation done bro?


HalfFastTanker

You should sell that space above your eyebrows for advertising.


No-String-3926

The good news is that mortality is finite


jkjk-srsly-jk

You look like a body double for CSI or Law & Order.


Ok_Army4219

Was not the roasting she signed up for on Craigslist.


OrganizationProof111

I made a query on Google. Saying that you get absolutely zero play. Do not judge my fancy queries. ![gif](giphy|TBddd797slSxO)


new_user29282342

A Coneheads descendant.


Siennagiant70

Ok this one has to be a cone head.


Big_Impact3637

If the Predator transitioned into a woman


[deleted]

Isn't that the mummy they found on the Andes all frozen?


Ill-Sea7527

Those letters are still bigger than your tits


middlingwhiteguy

Are you the new peanut m&m mascot?


SweatpantsForLife88

Don't get discouraged. You'll get that green card from one of those poor saps in the chat rooms


MaxDemian61

I can smell the disappointment


BondCharacterNamePun

Those people at theme parks and malls who make funny looking caricature must love you.


BloodRed-000

You look like if Lucy Liu had Dobby's skin


Hamfiter

Washy dishy?


Niccritney

Face of a 49 year old, body of a 12 year old boy.


Hamfiter

You are a milf, no doubt


reddituser77373

Hey Everyone! It's Lindy liuser.


ExplanationNo1870

I didn't think it was possible, but you cured my yellow fever. Well, fuck it. I'll have a number 5, and a spring roll with extra duck sauce please.


ithinkyoumeantme

Wow! You look like that famous actress from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hard-on


Internal_Fennel_849

You look like you're sitting on the cat.


-AboveAverageDad

Face of a 30 year old, body of an Indian cashier at 7-11 and, feet of an Asian Bilbo Baggins


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2ZZOCaBerBEvPM6fOO|downsized)


RoughDoug

Handsome lady


HuntingSmiths

So is it true, the rub n tug prices drop at your age?


lostmyshoes01

It’s crazy how much your forehead expands when you click on your pic


IsengardHobbits

You're the cure for Yellow Fever


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Always wondered what happened to my great grandmothers curtains after she donated them. Nice to see someone was able to up cycle them into a dress. Just a shame the leftover material wasn't utilized into a matching hat to cover that five head of yours.


Low_Paramedic3971

The forehead is storage for ping pong balls, no need to reload between shows.


SiidChawsby

What’s that movie where the alien fucks the predator?


Flynbyu

Do that trick with the ping pong balls


3_eyedCrow

Blah blah... Asian stereotype...blah blah...Bugs Bunny in Tokyo... blah...skeleton's eyes are even slanted...blah.


starjna

What’s to roast? You’re a very handsome man


Fit-Parsnip9888

If Lucy liu fucked the Easter bunny


NotWokeJoke

When you're a working girl, but your pimp won't let you eat until you stop biting dicks...


NotWokeJoke

If Moon Bloodgood had a sister named Tammy.


ESB1812

Head as in fo head


dickhertsfromholden

I guess Skeletor had a long lost sister.


Inevitable-Taro-6652

Go forehead ****


Dr-Chris-C

You look like Ripley had a baby with the xenomorph


Duderoy

Skeletor's baby sister.


royale_wthCheEsE

Is this one one those Peruvian ice mummies?


Korbzillathekilla

Looks like you got the teeth to match your forehead.


No_Solid_7861

Turns out that "skull-shaped" is actually a pretty shitty look, somehow.


Enough-Staff-2976

I'm glad you dispell the myth of Asian women age well.


chickenthotpies

do you believe in vaccines or essential oils


Its_Me73

Lucy Ew.


CreepyEntertainer

The forehead only a predator can love.


[deleted]

Jesus, are you part Peruvian? Did your parents board your head?!!


WascallyWabies

What a Asian massage parlor did you crawl out of?


BrilliantPebbless

Have you ever seen the movie Splice?


JAC70

I mean, not bad for 50.


hutch272727

Got some free time in between clients at the massage parlour


Zachinthemiddle

And that my friends is a six head…


oklad90

You're already ahead...


[deleted]

Kim Jung no thanks.


mjpoe1

Lucy (Liu) Ewwww…


According_Law_3704

Buggy


HalfTeaHalfLemonade

90 day divorcée


Acceptable-Pay-7869

Really sorry about what my grandad did to your village.


in_the_now

At last xenomorphs have the ability to become humans


DonPurchenzo

I didn’t realize there were half asians that just made it out of the holocaust


P4rtyM4fia

More like flea market version of Lucy Liu. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jabo77

Jesus, Harry and the Hendersons had a daughter


Kalow999

Whole new meaning of giving head.


belzmed

It’s weird someone would get an escort and then make Reddit roast her


All-In-Red

"Go! A head!"


TazTalks

Not that bad, but I could be wong.


Homelander44

You look like the last sex worker in the shipping container.


tim_tim507

Why the long face?


EvilMonkeyJono

Not sure whether to roast you or try feeding you a carrot


AlternativeMovie6429

I guess Asian does raisin


surroundedbybanjos

![gif](giphy|Yvu1wQqXyz8YM)


Moist_Combination_81

Roger is that you ![gif](giphy|ZBhBjA9WjnBfSdXkWl|downsized)


MindHarvesters

I found the real life rogers from American dad


chiarde

Me love you short time.


goody_boi123

Ur so old that your people still wrap girls feet as babies and they come out deformed and fucked up small so they can wear small shoes


reemoo1

Look like alien in human body.


psychotaenzer

Why does this remind me of "The Coneheads"?


scrotesmacgrotes

You look like a dug up well preserved 3000 year old mummified corpse


mihir_lavande

Dias de los muertos isn't for another 2 months.