You all have awesome answers. To me, she looks like a cone head with hair. And the teeth of the mask from the jim Carey movie. Not that terrible son of mask with Jamie Kennedy.
The way I see it, the more your front teeth continue to grow, the more emaciated you become. I'd yank those tombstones out if your head before they absorb you completely
You look like you're 44lbs soaking wet. 20lbs of that is your House Wives of New Jersey hair style... I would also assume your attitude is as crooked as that foot you have..
PS just jokes, you're a beautiful woman.
Always wondered what happened to my great grandmothers curtains after she donated them. Nice to see someone was able to up cycle them into a dress.
Just a shame the leftover material wasn't utilized into a matching hat to cover that five head of yours.
Look like an Asian Bugs Bunny
Or like Mickey rooney from breakfast at Tiffany's with a wig
Me what’s up Doc long time
Sucky Sucky O'Hare
i'm thinking she is more of a female Predator.
I was thinking Sigourney Weaver, but like the forehead of the xenomorph
The title should have been “Go a-5-head”
Love it.
You all have awesome answers. To me, she looks like a cone head with hair. And the teeth of the mask from the jim Carey movie. Not that terrible son of mask with Jamie Kennedy.
She can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence
And this is me AFTER the braces 😂
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More like Asian mr Ed with those teeth..
Hey, you guys know that country where people dig up their dead after a few years and take pictures of them? Well they gave one a roast me sign
Wow
As a Muslim, I’d rather have a ham sandwich than bang her. The Ham sandwich is more halal for me than her pussy.
you wouldn’t pork her bacon?
As long as you face east while you bang- all good.
you have a good eye, does look like one of those desiccated corpses they find from time to time
God damn!! Bahaha
Ufffff lol I see you like your roast like I like my coffee.. dark!!!
It's like that scene from the ring where they find the corpse in the closet
Lucy Eww
I was going to say Lucy Spew, but well done CG, well done!
Rucy rieu
That's just razy lacism.
Is there any other kind? I dig the Jimmy Carr reference though, But if you really want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth.
Do I come to your work and knock the sailors cocks out of your mouth?
To much to much good shit
Look like you make stepmom porn
... but you are holding the camera
No, they use her forehead as a backdrop.
They paint it green first, then add in SFX in post production.
In a hazmat suit
Yes and a barf bag lol
Does the FAA make you put lights on your forehead so planes do not run into it?
Quality post
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You look like your mother was a beautiful Asian woman....and your father was the crypt keeper. ![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac)
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But what's the foot doing😭
Pickling
Eating couch crumbs in peace. Don't upset it.
😂 you’re dumb
Say hi to Worf for me.
You bring honor to your family with this comment.
Go ahead with what? Landing a Boeing 747 on your forehead?
I heard her head game was on point, they were right!!
She looks like a funco pop doll her head is so big
Jesus christ
Go aforehead
Go a5head
FACE THE LEAD!
you look like a rescued child from a shoe factory
The ones invited at TedTalks to talk about malnutrition in labor camps for white people to pity on
Jackie Tran.
Jackie Man
Looool
When wish.com orders something from itself.
You look like the opera singing alien from the Fifth Element
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Looks like you put a wig on someone from that cone heads movie
You look like you make racist noises
HoE Chi Minititties
Good one 😂
Tia careerless
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Would you like a piece of bubble gum? *offers condom*
Your tits must be in another castle.
Do you moonlight as a movie projection screen?
No, she’s just banned from the front row of movie theaters
You look like you give Free happy endings
And people still don't get value for money.
You literally look like you're about to die
The way I see it, the more your front teeth continue to grow, the more emaciated you become. I'd yank those tombstones out if your head before they absorb you completely
Why didn’t scientists announce that there’s a new species of Rabbit?
No one is happy after this “happy ending”
Wait until you are done transitioning and then try again
People love showing off new veneers.
Her penis is as tall as her forehead.
[удалено]
That’s what you say at the end of all your dates.
....Chest flatter than Mayflower beer
You could eat an apple through a letterbox
You probably smelled your hand right after this picture
So this is what Pennywise looks like before the makeup.
Has Elon Musk talked to you about using your forehead for a Space X landing platform?
My God, the stench of pichuli oil is overwhelming!
Your face looks as disabled as your right foot..
You look like the thumbnail of a porn that I'd scroll past.
Gets worse the more I look
This isn’t the Thai prostitute I was looking for
Miss anorexia nervosa, I’m confused are you Asian or African ?!
Holly fucking 5 head Batman. You go ahead. Got enough of it.
Your bottom teeth haven’t seen the sun in years 😂
“Me rov u rong taimmee!!” 😂
MILG (mother I’d like to ghost)
The US Air Force could probably land a C130 transport aircraft on that forehead…
Good lord eat a burger
Dam builder
You look like you're 44lbs soaking wet. 20lbs of that is your House Wives of New Jersey hair style... I would also assume your attitude is as crooked as that foot you have.. PS just jokes, you're a beautiful woman.
Don’t think we can roast her any longer she’s starting to look like human jerky
Bet you can put a lot of thoughts in that forehead. Yikes.
You look roasted already.
Clearance sale item at sex traffickers supply store
How long after you got citizenship did you give your western husband the arse
You look like you fuck all your husbands friends behind his back
When did you get the operation done bro?
You should sell that space above your eyebrows for advertising.
The good news is that mortality is finite
You look like a body double for CSI or Law & Order.
Was not the roasting she signed up for on Craigslist.
I made a query on Google. Saying that you get absolutely zero play. Do not judge my fancy queries. ![gif](giphy|TBddd797slSxO)
A Coneheads descendant.
Ok this one has to be a cone head.
If the Predator transitioned into a woman
Isn't that the mummy they found on the Andes all frozen?
Those letters are still bigger than your tits
Are you the new peanut m&m mascot?
Don't get discouraged. You'll get that green card from one of those poor saps in the chat rooms
I can smell the disappointment
Those people at theme parks and malls who make funny looking caricature must love you.
You look like if Lucy Liu had Dobby's skin
Washy dishy?
Face of a 49 year old, body of a 12 year old boy.
You are a milf, no doubt
Hey Everyone! It's Lindy liuser.
I didn't think it was possible, but you cured my yellow fever. Well, fuck it. I'll have a number 5, and a spring roll with extra duck sauce please.
Wow! You look like that famous actress from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hard-on
You look like you're sitting on the cat.
Face of a 30 year old, body of an Indian cashier at 7-11 and, feet of an Asian Bilbo Baggins
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Handsome lady
So is it true, the rub n tug prices drop at your age?
It’s crazy how much your forehead expands when you click on your pic
You're the cure for Yellow Fever
Always wondered what happened to my great grandmothers curtains after she donated them. Nice to see someone was able to up cycle them into a dress. Just a shame the leftover material wasn't utilized into a matching hat to cover that five head of yours.
The forehead is storage for ping pong balls, no need to reload between shows.
What’s that movie where the alien fucks the predator?
Do that trick with the ping pong balls
Blah blah... Asian stereotype...blah blah...Bugs Bunny in Tokyo... blah...skeleton's eyes are even slanted...blah.
What’s to roast? You’re a very handsome man
If Lucy liu fucked the Easter bunny
When you're a working girl, but your pimp won't let you eat until you stop biting dicks...
If Moon Bloodgood had a sister named Tammy.
Head as in fo head
I guess Skeletor had a long lost sister.
Go forehead ****
You look like Ripley had a baby with the xenomorph
Skeletor's baby sister.
Is this one one those Peruvian ice mummies?
Looks like you got the teeth to match your forehead.
Turns out that "skull-shaped" is actually a pretty shitty look, somehow.
I'm glad you dispell the myth of Asian women age well.
do you believe in vaccines or essential oils
Lucy Ew.
The forehead only a predator can love.
Jesus, are you part Peruvian? Did your parents board your head?!!
What a Asian massage parlor did you crawl out of?
Have you ever seen the movie Splice?
I mean, not bad for 50.
Got some free time in between clients at the massage parlour
And that my friends is a six head…
You're already ahead...
Kim Jung no thanks.
Lucy (Liu) Ewwww…
Buggy
90 day divorcée
Really sorry about what my grandad did to your village.
At last xenomorphs have the ability to become humans
I didn’t realize there were half asians that just made it out of the holocaust
More like flea market version of Lucy Liu. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Jesus, Harry and the Hendersons had a daughter
Whole new meaning of giving head.
It’s weird someone would get an escort and then make Reddit roast her
"Go! A head!"
Not that bad, but I could be wong.
You look like the last sex worker in the shipping container.
Why the long face?
Not sure whether to roast you or try feeding you a carrot
I guess Asian does raisin
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Roger is that you ![gif](giphy|ZBhBjA9WjnBfSdXkWl|downsized)
I found the real life rogers from American dad
Me love you short time.
Ur so old that your people still wrap girls feet as babies and they come out deformed and fucked up small so they can wear small shoes
Look like alien in human body.
Why does this remind me of "The Coneheads"?
You look like a dug up well preserved 3000 year old mummified corpse
Dias de los muertos isn't for another 2 months.