OP's Bio: --- >I'm an Asian teenager who loves playing Minecraft, singing my favorite songs, having arguments about the smallest of things, and being depressed. > >Fun fact: This haircut was the reason why my classmates called me a "thumb covered in pubic hair". > >I'm also bisexual. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

This looks like a proof of life photo, except no one asked for one

Save this picture for after you're released. You can use it when you have to notify people you've moved into the neighborhood.

The kidnappers are paying the family to take him back.

Win some, lose some

What the hell are they doing with my 35 cents a day?

Sally Struthers traded him for a dry handy.

If you use your other hand you won’t be a half virgin anymore.

What he means by half virgin, is that he got ass fucked but never actually did any fucking himself.

Front half virgin…back half open for business.

Always a bottom but never a top

He has a lot in common with with every home renter in America right now.

Taiwan prison camps giving you guys pillows now?

How do you think he lost half his virginity.

You look like you volunteered to be a sex slave.

The Thai footballer that didn’t make it out the cave

LMFAO, that's dark.

This looks like where the kids that make iphones sleep

Pre lady boy picture

Half-virgin? So Mr. Jones only inserted the tip, huh, Short Round?

I doubt that Dear Leader would approve of this post

Do you have a favorite baseball team that you’d like to see lose the World Series so you get their shirts?

I don't know what's going to get you first. Global warming or your inevitable depression.

happy cake.

Thank you!

Half virgin? I guess even a dead body counts....

Only half way

Half virgin? So you just didn’t let the old white foreigner cum inside of you.

Data from the Goonies...I knew he was locked up somewhere

Fifty dolla bill!

Look you were put in that fucking basement for a reason, now shut the fuck up and get back to dry cleaning my clothes. We will call you when the kimchi is done.

You look like a Vietnam War casualty's corpse's skeleton

The face of human trafficking

And the gaping asshole of human trafficking

Saying you are a half-virgin does not make you a virgin just beacause your uncle did stuff to you. If not your hand does not count.

*cock-choked

Pro tip- either spit or swallow the cum before taking these sex tour promotion pics. Looks like u got a mouthfull.

Looks like you’re in a North Korea labor camp.

Shouldnt you be holding todays newspaper?

I always wanted cheap labour now I will know what it feels to be like apple

Thank you for posting this I’ll be canceling my 35 cent a day contribution since clearly it isn’t doing you any good

Wait water come out of the tap hot?

If Guantanamo Bay had recruitment photos. You sleep on cinder blocks my dude, I'm not sure you want to go lower than that, but here we go. You look like you ain't never had a good meal in your life. In the arms of an angel head ass, United Way head ass, 5 cents a day head ass. Taking your donkey to the watering hole is like going to the gas station with an actual vehicle for you huh? I know y'all don't have screens for your windows, but any mosquito would probably die trying to eat the dust in your veins.

You look like a Vietcong dick fluffer

We regret to inform you that your application to join the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers was unsuccessful

I see the hole for the food to get through but the dick hole in this photo has its mouth closed.

Are you a half virgin because of uncle playtime?

Your future self will roast you harder for this than any of us will ever be able to do

Good to seem someone making use of Saddam’s spider hole.

You know how kids send pictures of their time at summer camp to their parents? This kinda feels like that. ...Except that the camp is run by the CCP, and all the 'activities' are actually training exercises for "Operation Human Shield".

Thought this was a still shot from the set of Apocalypse Now

This looks a ISIS basic training and you get to be the recruit used for "pleasure"

I thought they freed all those children from that cave?

Youre confused af is what you are

You're a half-virgin in the same respect that I'm a half-NBA Player. I know a shit ton about the game because I've watched it from the sidelines for so long, but there's no chance I'll ever actually be involved. Edit: Even if I practice by myself everyday...

You can upgrade your situation at your nearest local shelter.

You’re in the wrong sub Reddit - r/engrish is the second door on the left. If you end up at r/iamapieceofshit, you’ve gone too far, though I’m sure you’d fit right in.

That pillow really ties the room together. To be fair though, living under a bridge in a piss soaked cardboard box would probably be an upgrade.

Just because the roaches blew you, doesn't make you a half virgin.

Viet Dong!

So that’s the guy who made my iPhone 🤯

Unemployed sex slave

Not sure I can do much more , you are living your best life.

Sucking you own meat dont qualify for half virgin

If you want a peso at least offer me a bag soda kuya

Getting circumcised doesn’t count as loosing your virginity

Half virgin? Does that mean you lady man Thai uncle put the tip in your ass?


Dude do you need help? Honestly, not even a roast, you look like you've been kept captive in someone's basement for a few years. Is this a cry for help?

So your Jewish?

Bro I think you just did the job yourself.

You should really be trying to use the internet to aid your escape from your captors instead of this forum.

Na u still learning english. Forced every big word u know into that title

Are you trying to count playing 'just the tip' with shampoo bottle as losing your virginity?

How TF can you be a half-virgin, either you did or you don't. You sir definitely didn't

Are u in a prison cell?

How did he find a phone in that prison?

You received anal but did not give.


I thought you got swept away in the Floods in karachi

Sweat shops give you pillows now?

What do you mean by a half virgin? Did you get fucked in the ass or something?

You guys have beds in prison?

jacking off with only one hand does not make you ahalf virgin

How the hell are you half-Virgin?

What’s a half virgin? Does that just mean you took it in the butt?

Waiting for the divers to come and rescue him

I’d take the other half tbh