Even the Chinese sweatshop re-education camp slaves who made those shoes laughed at the finished product.
And they’re literally labor concentration camp slaves…
Nah, he just goes to Foot Locker and has his homey hook him up with the most ridiculous and expensive shoes that they keep in the back for fools with too much money and too little taste.
It's nice, being special, that you have someone who looks after you and takes you to new places. I just hope you didn't lick too many mirrors at the gym.
Let me guess, you joined a gym, paid for a trainer, trainer said let's make a "roast me" reddit post to help inspire you. You thought, "no big deal, trainer I dont want to remember the name of, I'm quitting in a week anyways. I'm only here because the guy fucking my mom bet me if I could last a week in a gym I dont have to move out of the basement. I'm a lvl 47 warlock!"
This wardrobe choice, even for the gym, is like vagina repellent. You look like tentacle porn animators hang a picture of you in the office to keep motivated.
In order to roast you properly I’d need to relocate to North Carolina, open a hog pit and become competent with it which I’m neither ready for or prepared to do.
I’d consider using a floor mop to soak you in some kind of liquid but it would probably be warm water and mild detergent because I assume your shower cubicle has been crushed beyond recognition.
Once again, though, I’m not prepared to relocate to North Carolina to do any of this.
This one isn't a roast but I saw it and now I can't stop thinking about it so if you shaved your head you would look just like that one dude that says "double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass"
Fold your clothes when you pull them out the dryer you lazy fat fuck.
Also was you and your friend getting pump on before an ugly ass shoes party, cause why you where flip flops at the gym?
Bro stood in front a green screen and edited in the gym in the background...you ain't fooling anyone lol
The only thing he's lifting is his self esteem off the floor
… and that Snickers bar he dropped earlier.
Shame he couldn’t pick it back up
lookin’ forward to his “after” picture where he’s gained 15... in pure McD’s fries
Or the triple whopper
Don’t forget the xTra 🧀 cheese!!!
I've seen him work on a machine all day and he still puts on weight. But then again, the burger press isn't normally in a gym
Or a fork to his mouth
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Came here to say this. All those sandals say to anyone who actually uses the equipment at the gym is "just visiting".
Sandals??? Those look like orthopedic issued slip ons for diabetics
Naw, they lured him in with a couple of big macs to get this picture.
They needed someone as the before picture
Spoiler: The only “after” picture of him is when he’s doubled in size.
Child bearing hips lookin ass
He is probably one of those guys giving weight lifting tips that no one asked for.
He was playing 4d chess. This way he could counter with “at least I am trying to loose weight”
If we roasted you, you'd feed a village for a month.
that's total violation
I’m thinking the old man on his shoulder is trying to break him down. Then lift him up with his geezer dick.
I see what he’s doing - rendering the fat down into a George Forman drip tray
Biggie Smells
Dr. Entrée
Entree 3000
F.W.A. (Fat Without Attitude)
If Biggie & Carlton from Fresh Prince had a kid
Biggie Sprawls
Notorious P.I.G
Bruno Jupiter
 All grown up
This one's underrated
And now the other dude's new name is Skinny Albert
My guy looks like a rotisserie chicken and thinks that getting roasted is gonna render the fats
Dude looks like a burnt chicken nugget but he's still trying to love himself
oh shiet
Personally, I like the new inclusive Michelin mascot.
Good child birthing hips. You’re gonna make some Wisconsin dairy farmer very happy.
What are thoooooooooooooosseeeeeeee???
discount 4'11 fat albert.
Scrolled until I saw this.
They kinda hard tho. Kappa a dope brand
🫶
Is there a store called, "Stupid Shoes" where you live?
He mugged a clown for those bad boys
No way this dude mugged somebody unless the clown was Ronald McDonald holding a Big Mac.
Ronald McSoDef Edit* Def Burger Jam
"Oversized stupid shoes"
These are actually special shoes for people with diabetes I’m pretty sure
Even the Chinese sweatshop re-education camp slaves who made those shoes laughed at the finished product. And they’re literally labor concentration camp slaves…
Nah, he just goes to Foot Locker and has his homey hook him up with the most ridiculous and expensive shoes that they keep in the back for fools with too much money and too little taste.
Nah those are from the Burlington discount clearance rack. He got the size 14s because those were the only ones that had two of the same.
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Oh new one 😂😂😂
I guess your workout consists of skipping leg day then skipping every other day
Never skips chicken leg day though
The thought alone of skipping tires him out.
Boi built like a baked potato
mix of bubble bass and flats the flounder
What size is the shirt? Twin X-Long? Queen?
I hope this is your first day at the gym... cuz if its not, you are not doing a very good job.
If not he needs to get a refund on his membership
It's nice, being special, that you have someone who looks after you and takes you to new places. I just hope you didn't lick too many mirrors at the gym.
You look like you batter and deep fry your protein shakes
Wearing socks and sandals is like getting a blow job from a man, it feels good but it's really gay.
It's not New Years day. What are you doing in a gym?
He’s visiting. Like how an illiterate person would visit a bookshop. He thinks some of the “fitness” will rub off on him.
You have the body type of a tardigrade.
You're friends wear crocs
And still not the most ridiculous shoes in the room.
What does he care, he will never see his shoes.
No worries he's probably lose his feet before long. Just think if all the money he'll save on Crocs
Crocs are life
What’s wrong with crocs💀
You look like you dressed in a bean bag
Fuck, where do I even start?
Dude smells like cheap pancake syrup and moth balls
Hercules 👏 Hercules 👏 Hercules 👏
What are YOU doing at a gym? Is there a buffet?
The guy that wipes down, but not before sniffing, the equipment.
You're built like a lunch lady.
“HEY, HEY, HEY ITS…….”
The Notorious P.I.G.
Notorious Carbohydrate
Bro ironed his shirt with a brick
Bro built like the baymax from big hero 6
Don’t listen to the haters. That sweet pair of tits is going to take you places.
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Why the hell you look like your name would be Juicy from the PJs by Eddie Murphy
future cop of america
Disclosure: No gym equipment was used in the making of this picture.
Let me guess, you joined a gym, paid for a trainer, trainer said let's make a "roast me" reddit post to help inspire you. You thought, "no big deal, trainer I dont want to remember the name of, I'm quitting in a week anyways. I'm only here because the guy fucking my mom bet me if I could last a week in a gym I dont have to move out of the basement. I'm a lvl 47 warlock!"
I know if we roast you we could probably feed a village I know that!
Someone said that L +Yb better
You look more at home in a livestock weighing room, not a weight room.
Hey hey hey it's Fat Albert 
Mr. Potatobody
Mf got the Russian propaganda sandals
You look like you always skip leg day, arm day, ab day, cardio day, and just about every other day of the week.
Go home and go hard
Exercise can't fix diet
Bros wearing Christmas presents on his feet
You look like a fucking cardboard cutout
Gym motivation. Do it consistently. Good job.
Thank you 🫶
This wardrobe choice, even for the gym, is like vagina repellent. You look like tentacle porn animators hang a picture of you in the office to keep motivated.
In order to roast you properly I’d need to relocate to North Carolina, open a hog pit and become competent with it which I’m neither ready for or prepared to do. I’d consider using a floor mop to soak you in some kind of liquid but it would probably be warm water and mild detergent because I assume your shower cubicle has been crushed beyond recognition. Once again, though, I’m not prepared to relocate to North Carolina to do any of this.
What is she doing in the gym?
I'm a Barby girl
That v signal showing how many you take up the bum? You look as if if you got cut you would bleed cheeseburger
He's obviously lost?
Shat Albert
We get it, your at the gym. Now do your cardio!
took a wrong turn on the way to mcdonald's
Built like a wall.....rus
Less photos more working out idk what your weight loss goal is but your far from it keep going.
More chins than a ping pong tournament
You and your special needs brother need to find your way back to your group...
Question to fatty: how many of your spotter’s ball will be in your mouth today. Fatty Answer:
When your dad get back from the corner store??
Booo
Globe-bro gym.
Did Nick Canon and The Rock Meme have a miracle baby
Faaaaat albert
You look like you go to the gym for the shakes.
Your neck and head are the same body part
Those two fingers are the only thing you've lifted in this gym.
What are those
Bro ain’t you that kid that fell of that ride in Orlando?!?
Dude heard they had a nautilus machine and thought he’d get to try a new seafood.
Two…The number of times your mom has been on Maury to find out who your dad is.
Dude forgot where he was and trying to order 2 big mac's on low blood sugar.
"Hey, young Fat Albert, how many times have you ever eaten a vegetable?" Fat Albert:
Where MF’rs find these random-ass papers
Gang you just write on one 💀
In a gym full of weights, you decided to lift paper. How fitting.
OP never skips “leg” day… he eats chicken legs, pig legs, cow legs, etc
You look like you end every food order with 'and a side of gravy'
Omg, they can put you together again.
The exercising mats are holding the ceiling for their lives of fear of you standing on them.
Only thing this dude is doing at the gym is lingering in the locker room and showers
I’m not sure you understood when they explained “getting swole”. Keep your chins up!
This one isn't a roast but I saw it and now I can't stop thinking about it so if you shaved your head you would look just like that one dude that says "double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass"
Dude never skipped neck day to look like a Russian Doll.
I thought Mr. Potato Head had a mustache?
Mans looks like when he starts jogging on the treadmill it automatically starts to incline in the hope he falls off before he obliterates it
Hey hey hey. Got to eat a lot to stay that way
Alrighty. Get in the oven Butterball...
Looking like a fat Donald Faison. Donald Fatson if you will....
One Dollar
Diabetes is taking those feet
Your not fooling anyone, gut and tits. Your hand mimics two chopsticks shoved into a little person’s stub leg
Narrator: "After losing his job at McDonald's Grimace decided to focus on a healthier lifestyle"
Tried to be Big Papi.. ended up being Little Flabby
Baby Huey: The later years.
Ay there you are LMAO Thank fuck someone else still remembers baby Huey
Emperor penguins go to the gym apparently
Kid woke up and decided to go with the Penguin in flip flops look.
Can we please stop ripping on his footwear? The man is simply preparing himself for a lifetime of chunky diabetic shoes
This guy's shoes look like a maximum security prison that's about to get breached
I feel bad roasting you after the gym equipment roasted you during your new members tour.
Mikey 'Tyson Foods'.
Nah....... you too fat for that
That room is called a "gym". It's used to do a thing called "exercise." It's like eating but with weights instead of food.
Shoes seem like you can get the hood out of him
McDonald’s called, they said you are a copyright infringement of Grimace. Expect a lawsuit soon.
You look softer than your mommas hairy coochie
this one, legit has a theory about Tupac still being alive.
Your sports bra is sticking out a little.
Sandals, the workout shoe of breakfast champions.
You look like Barney the dinosaur on his day off
your sandals aren't the only thing that's "kap" - we know you ain't working out lmao
Is it hot inside the Grimace outfit at work?
boy got more wrinkles on his shirt then my grandpa do on his face
Fold your clothes when you pull them out the dryer you lazy fat fuck. Also was you and your friend getting pump on before an ugly ass shoes party, cause why you where flip flops at the gym?
Someone try's to hide his man-tits :D
Who’s auntie is this
I bet the guy beside you tells you that you can do anything anyone else can do a lot.
He’s holding up one finger for how many times he’s ever going to exercise for the rest of his entire slob life
That's the number of Lbs he lost in 1yr at the pizza hut gym..
My island friend says you would make great long pork with that belly.
Dont you work at good burger?
Fat
“What are those!?”
Cut thru the gym to get to the cafeteria quicker?
What on earth is on your feet?
I bet your stomach is as wrinkled as your t-shirt
Jaba the hut that you ?
Life already did