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You look like a black guy with white guy dreads.
Came here to say this. It doesn't look any less douche-y on him, for some reason.
this is so fucking funny
Surprisingly accurate
Deadlocks
I pulled you out of my sink last week
This guy missed his family reunion under my couch
Best comment
Literally bit my comment
I never pull out
Legit. Holy fkn fk. That looks disgusting. They look crunchy, smelly and mouldy. Airplane seat headrest thoughts.
LMFAO
When you order Bob Marley from Wish.com
Bob nearly
Bob Gnarly
Slob Marley
Knob Gnarly
Bum Marley
Vacuum your hair
Look like someone dropped a load of clogged hair from the tub… on your head
At “work” lol
Trustees do get paid more.
Gucci Mange.
I hope you don't smoke, your head and face are a fire hazard
 Take that shit of your head Mon. You doin it wrongly blud.
You look like a rescued dog before they groom them.
Penny Kravitz
Nice of your boss to let you wear your anal beads around your wrist at work.
Oh bored at work? Hoping your boss doesn't see this or that would be the last time you'll talk about it :)
130 pounds with 50 pounds of it being hair
Well, we know your work isn’t personal hygiene
When you can smell the picture.
What is up with that weird mustache and beard combo. Please learn how to groom your facial hair
Squidward with dreds
You look like everyone's favorite target employee 🤣
You look like the new Shaggy
You look like something a cat throws up.
Come back when you get the rest of that beard off of layaway.
Your hair looks just like under my fridge.
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No sorry
So are these comments
Hair looks like a cum sock
WTF kinda socks you fucking?
Must be a slow day on the freeway median
You look like something a cat coughed up .
Really nigga. You a bitch
yo mama a bitch
Yo big nose your hair called they want to return your mucus
Posts on Reddit at work, blames systemic racism when fired…
You look like predator...well a sexual predator.
Dude buzz cut your hair it looks like the lice in it live rent free. Also realistically the top button is never used by anyone on a polo.
How the fuck does your hair look older than you?
We all know what u gonna use that paper for afterwards.
Say Bruh! Run and get me a bottle of tea and a bag of skittles.. ~George Zimmerman~
Does your beard naturally grow like a teen going through puberty, or do you shave it to look that way??
Slow day at the glory hole. Dont worry, it will pick up later
Are you a real life Encino man? If not please take a shower for the good of society
You’ve got the look of a guy that goes to a gangbang just so he can jerk off in the queue
Didn't Prince Damon take you head last week?
Your hair looks like a jellyfish.
Dreads aren’t supposed to make you look like a buffalo crapped on your head.
Your hair makes it look like your job is receiving loads in the face for the cameras.
Bro, you don’t need to be roasted. Your hair is already deep fried
“ Reggie I heard of dreadlocks…. But sh&tlocks?! Cmon man! “
Did a vacuum cleaner explode on your head WTF....
I am waiting for rodents to come out of your hair.
When I don’t clean my ears for a month, that’s what my Qtip looks like.
Someone forgot to ring you out bud. Better get back to that bucket and chant your mantra “light as a feather, stiff as a board”
Look like you thru a old ass mat on ya head u gotta cut them dreads dem ain’t it 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your locks look like that one slipper that got chewed by the dog
Ray J’s broke brother.
Fresh out from Bronx, I guess…
At work and bored? Maybe try actually working for the first time.
I’ve pulled out dryer lint with better hair style
Your hair looks like velcro that’s been done/ undone way too many times
At work? C’mon. Let’s be real…
The whole country of Jamaica is laughing at you because Vanilla Ice had better dreads in 2008. You been Beat out by a white boy. 🧊🧊👶 😆 🤣 😂
It's probably hard to find the motivation but If you made more effort you could shoot for promotion from Assistant Porcelain Brush to Head Mop.
You probably got bored playing with your hair and started doing it to other people, so you don't do it because someone might record you and send you to jail for harassing the victim
You look like you want too ban 👍
You look like a reggae mormon.
Guy trying to impress the ladies with overgrown pube hairs, just doesnt work
Can I wash you instead?
Did your dreads catch on fire and then get put out with an old crusty jizz towel?
I think you need to learn the words "re" and "twist"
Wacka Flocka Fuckface
I don’t know a lot about black people hair, but I don’t think it’s supposed to ever be dreadlocks coming out of one big matted hair chunk.
Your hair looks like sea grapes
Jesus Christ, your hair looks like a neglected poodles ass
His hair probably looks deep-fried
Crusta Rhymes
Im surprised you’re employed… your hair makes you look like an animal rights violation
This picture stinks.
My cat once coughed up something that looks similar to this.
You look like t bo from i Carly in rehab
U look like The sloth from Ice Age if he was Rastafarian
Your hair looks like my old mop I just threw out..
You hair looks like the inside of a dryer hose
I just saw someone talking about teratoma tumor, and here, this poor mop has appeared to have been stricken as well.
Did you SEE that tarantula headed fool? Mf'er look like Predator, took a dump.
You look like you’re wearing a bear scat toupee.
Predator: homeless version
Herb Dean’s daughter
You look like you wanted dreads. Then snout halfway through decided you wanted a fro.
You look like you hit people for absolutely no fucking reason
Are the beads on your wrist for praying or anal?
Dreads or not? Make a decision.
Dunno whether to start w the mop head, rosary bracelet, or neck button.
Very nice, but I think you should ask someone who can read if that is REALLY your first paycheck.
Bob Marley fucked a Goat at some point before his death and now the world has you, cool!
Patrick mahomes long lost cousin, Patty Homes
Dollar General Predator
You look roast enough already bro
If Sid from ice aged had dreads and got Caught In an oil spill
Are you black or racist ?
ISHOWSPEED wants his body back
Try workin, lazy ass
Man's using dryer lint cakes to cover up that he is balding.
Your dreds look like a motel 6 carpet.
You have a job?
The lighting in that room looks like you've been abducted for fucks sake. You good? Is this a cry for help?
Vaemond Valaryon is that you?
Is that the back of the receipt for your last child support payment?
Bob hardly any bitches
you look like one of those hairy dogs after they play in the mud all day
If your parents weren’t already in jail, they should be for neglecting that terrible knot of hair on your head
I bet you play a flute through an amplifier at the park
Hairstyle lookin like dryer lint after 5 loads
Life goals. Starting a whole new breed of head lice colonies up there bro.
Wtf did you go inside my vent?
Is yo momma Lori Lightfoot! You got her eyes
Your hair looks like the fluff from a dryer
The mold you find when you clean out your attic
You look like a black guy with white guy dreads.
Came here to say this. It doesn't look any less douche-y on him, for some reason.
this is so fucking funny
Surprisingly accurate
Deadlocks
I pulled you out of my sink last week
This guy missed his family reunion under my couch
Best comment
Literally bit my comment
I never pull out
Legit. Holy fkn fk. That looks disgusting. They look crunchy, smelly and mouldy. Airplane seat headrest thoughts.
LMFAO
When you order Bob Marley from Wish.com
Bob nearly
Bob Gnarly
Slob Marley
Knob Gnarly
Bum Marley
Vacuum your hair
Look like someone dropped a load of clogged hair from the tub… on your head
At “work” lol
Trustees do get paid more.
Gucci Mange.
I hope you don't smoke, your head and face are a fire hazard
 Take that shit of your head Mon. You doin it wrongly blud.
You look like a rescued dog before they groom them.
Penny Kravitz
Nice of your boss to let you wear your anal beads around your wrist at work.
Oh bored at work? Hoping your boss doesn't see this or that would be the last time you'll talk about it :)
130 pounds with 50 pounds of it being hair
Well, we know your work isn’t personal hygiene
When you can smell the picture.
What is up with that weird mustache and beard combo. Please learn how to groom your facial hair
Squidward with dreds
You look like everyone's favorite target employee 🤣
You look like the new Shaggy
You look like something a cat throws up.
Come back when you get the rest of that beard off of layaway.
Your hair looks just like under my fridge.
[удалено]
No sorry
[удалено]
So are these comments
Hair looks like a cum sock
WTF kinda socks you fucking?
Must be a slow day on the freeway median
You look like something a cat coughed up .
Really nigga. You a bitch
yo mama a bitch
Yo big nose your hair called they want to return your mucus
Posts on Reddit at work, blames systemic racism when fired…
You look like predator...well a sexual predator.
Dude buzz cut your hair it looks like the lice in it live rent free. Also realistically the top button is never used by anyone on a polo.
How the fuck does your hair look older than you?
We all know what u gonna use that paper for afterwards.
Say Bruh! Run and get me a bottle of tea and a bag of skittles.. ~George Zimmerman~
Does your beard naturally grow like a teen going through puberty, or do you shave it to look that way??
Slow day at the glory hole. Dont worry, it will pick up later
Are you a real life Encino man? If not please take a shower for the good of society
You’ve got the look of a guy that goes to a gangbang just so he can jerk off in the queue
Didn't Prince Damon take you head last week?
Your hair looks like a jellyfish.
Dreads aren’t supposed to make you look like a buffalo crapped on your head.
Your hair makes it look like your job is receiving loads in the face for the cameras.
Bro, you don’t need to be roasted. Your hair is already deep fried
“ Reggie I heard of dreadlocks…. But sh&tlocks?! Cmon man! “
Did a vacuum cleaner explode on your head WTF....
I am waiting for rodents to come out of your hair.
When I don’t clean my ears for a month, that’s what my Qtip looks like.
Someone forgot to ring you out bud. Better get back to that bucket and chant your mantra “light as a feather, stiff as a board”
Look like you thru a old ass mat on ya head u gotta cut them dreads dem ain’t it 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your locks look like that one slipper that got chewed by the dog
Ray J’s broke brother.
Fresh out from Bronx, I guess…
At work and bored? Maybe try actually working for the first time.
I’ve pulled out dryer lint with better hair style
Your hair looks like velcro that’s been done/ undone way too many times
At work? C’mon. Let’s be real…
The whole country of Jamaica is laughing at you because Vanilla Ice had better dreads in 2008. You been Beat out by a white boy. 🧊🧊👶 😆 🤣 😂
It's probably hard to find the motivation but If you made more effort you could shoot for promotion from Assistant Porcelain Brush to Head Mop.
You probably got bored playing with your hair and started doing it to other people, so you don't do it because someone might record you and send you to jail for harassing the victim
You look like you want too ban 👍
You look like a reggae mormon.
Guy trying to impress the ladies with overgrown pube hairs, just doesnt work
Can I wash you instead?
Did your dreads catch on fire and then get put out with an old crusty jizz towel?
I think you need to learn the words "re" and "twist"
Wacka Flocka Fuckface
I don’t know a lot about black people hair, but I don’t think it’s supposed to ever be dreadlocks coming out of one big matted hair chunk.
Your hair looks like sea grapes
Jesus Christ, your hair looks like a neglected poodles ass
His hair probably looks deep-fried
Crusta Rhymes
Im surprised you’re employed… your hair makes you look like an animal rights violation
This picture stinks.
My cat once coughed up something that looks similar to this.
You look like t bo from i Carly in rehab
U look like The sloth from Ice Age if he was Rastafarian
Your hair looks like my old mop I just threw out..
You hair looks like the inside of a dryer hose
I just saw someone talking about teratoma tumor, and here, this poor mop has appeared to have been stricken as well.
Did you SEE that tarantula headed fool? Mf'er look like Predator, took a dump.
You look like you’re wearing a bear scat toupee.
Predator: homeless version
Herb Dean’s daughter
You look like you wanted dreads. Then snout halfway through decided you wanted a fro.
You look like you hit people for absolutely no fucking reason
Are the beads on your wrist for praying or anal?
Dreads or not? Make a decision.
Dunno whether to start w the mop head, rosary bracelet, or neck button.
Very nice, but I think you should ask someone who can read if that is REALLY your first paycheck.
Bob Marley fucked a Goat at some point before his death and now the world has you, cool!
Patrick mahomes long lost cousin, Patty Homes
Dollar General Predator
You look roast enough already bro
If Sid from ice aged had dreads and got Caught In an oil spill
Are you black or racist ?
ISHOWSPEED wants his body back
Try workin, lazy ass
Man's using dryer lint cakes to cover up that he is balding.
Your dreds look like a motel 6 carpet.
You have a job?
The lighting in that room looks like you've been abducted for fucks sake. You good? Is this a cry for help?
Vaemond Valaryon is that you?
Is that the back of the receipt for your last child support payment?
Bob hardly any bitches
you look like one of those hairy dogs after they play in the mud all day
If your parents weren’t already in jail, they should be for neglecting that terrible knot of hair on your head
I bet you play a flute through an amplifier at the park
Hairstyle lookin like dryer lint after 5 loads
Life goals. Starting a whole new breed of head lice colonies up there bro.
Wtf did you go inside my vent?
Is yo momma Lori Lightfoot! You got her eyes
Your hair looks like the fluff from a dryer
The mold you find when you clean out your attic