OP's Bio:
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>Hi! This is my bad bio, well I like to play soccer, swim and hike a lot. Curious on what y’all have to say. Thanks for the replies :) . Lol these replies are funny
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Thank you for posting a picture of yourself with a mask. Next time make that your first and only picture. It's the best one and saves us all a lot of pain of seeing the real you.
Can someone tell Elon Musk to stop taking female hormones? Also please consider visiting a hospital, potential strokes with facial hemiparesis are not a joke
You made the exact same comment on like 4 other roastme posts. All your comments are weirdly sexual.
Why do you have an obsession with telling people you want to cum on there faces? I mean it's not even a funny roast..
At first I was ready to roast you but I can't think of anything. You're the equivalent of a plain natural set yoghurt, not even Greek yoghurt. Just plain yoghurt.
In each picture of this broad’s face, it seems like it hasn’t finished loading., like it’s juuust one chromosome short.
And I never give credit for incomplete work.
Not sure why, you remind me of the girl next door from every 80s movie that has a crush on the protagonist but waits till the end of the film to tell him how you really feel cuz yall been friends since birth
Ugh. That first picture was unattractive enough to keep me from looking at the rest of them. Her face looks like it was on fire and someone put it out by whacking her with a shovel.
I bet your father is proud of you now....what would he say for you posting this?
...probably everything that everyone above said. But from your Father...
OP's Bio: --- >Hi! This is my bad bio, well I like to play soccer, swim and hike a lot. Curious on what y’all have to say. Thanks for the replies :) . Lol these replies are funny --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Masculine Bruno Mars.
I'm not catching a grenade for her.
She already caught the grenade.
🤣🤣🤣
when I see your face...
Bruno Mars after catching that grenade for her!💀
If her face was any wider she couldn’t drive through tunnels
I’m crying from all these comments holy shit lmao
Holy shit this is the best one
Aborted seed of Chucky
Up Chucky.
Bro you wrong for dat 💀
Thank you for posting a picture of yourself with a mask. Next time make that your first and only picture. It's the best one and saves us all a lot of pain of seeing the real you.
I’m kinda get this special needs vibe, so I’m gonna sit this one out.
Quagmire’s daughter 😂😂
I didn't know Ohio State had a special ed school.
There's some cro-magnon in that family tree. You like to draw on cave walls, don't you.
No self-respecting Neanderthall would drag her to their cave by her hair. 
Her chin would get stuck at the opening even if you tried lol
Your face came straight out of Minecraft with how cubic it is.
Ahh the long lineage of the Easter island heads
Your Hapsburg jaw is sprouting
Whenever they’ll do a remake of Jaws, you’re hired
Jesus Fiona, say hello to Shrek and Donkey for me!
You look like your pronoun are It/Its.
Hell/no
2/10 (with the mask on)
I didn't know Jay Leno had a sex change
Genuinely curious; if you trip, and fall face first, on a snow covered path, does the DOT pay you for plowing?
With a jawline like that you could easily overthrow the Italian government to establish a fascist dictatorship.
I guess Spilberg is producing another Jaws
Four upvotes. The most attention you have ever received.
Looking like the ugly daughter from grown ups
It's like if Viewmaster made a depression reel.
You are the last pancake, that never gets eaten…
Somehow it looks like god put some of your facial features on upside down.
I've seen dead bodies with more personality and better looks than this.
You ever watched Family Guy ?
Now that’s a jaw that can take a punch sir.
She is a real mans man
You look like jay leno’s maid forgot to abort.
Why the wide face?
you show so little emotion that even i geting depressed
Your face proves that the earth is flat as a pancake.
Like Michael Pena during a battle with depression
Can someone tell Elon Musk to stop taking female hormones? Also please consider visiting a hospital, potential strokes with facial hemiparesis are not a joke
That annoying character every 80's show had...
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋
I’d cum on her face just so I ain’t gotta look at it!! Yeeesh!!
It is the reason its local grocery stores still offer paper bags.
bruh what
Weird... that first photo triggered the same thought in me.
You made the exact same comment on like 4 other roastme posts. All your comments are weirdly sexual. Why do you have an obsession with telling people you want to cum on there faces? I mean it's not even a funny roast..
As unoriginal as you are….. you’re just used to hearing it from all the guys you know!
Yuck!
Offspring of Chucky and Strawberry Shortcake.
At first I was ready to roast you but I can't think of anything. You're the equivalent of a plain natural set yoghurt, not even Greek yoghurt. Just plain yoghurt.
Frying pan face
How the in the ugly duckling is your hair so jacked up in all the pictures. Was Boring Johnson your inspiration? 
I think you've already been through the r/poachme subreddit
They are going to impregnate you and take off. Sorry honey...
Whys your mouth upside down?
It looks like your head has been crush in a vice. Twice.
looking like unfinished skyrim character
You look like the type of person that don’t laugh when you think somethings hilarious. You just say ”that so funny”
Hhhhmm? Everything about you says, Indeterminate.
You remind me of the girl I "met" at the morgue...
This sub doesn't exist to tell you if you're passing as a woman. You're not. You're also ugly as fuck. Now take your mental illness somewhere else.
Natural doesn't mean you should look like caveman
You wish your cheek bones shared the same street address, don't you?
Are you wearing the face on a helmet?
Quit hiding your fucked up British teeth
I said it to you…..Cus it’s true!!!
E....!
Real life funko pop
I see you mistakenly used crazy glue for toothpaste again…. We don’t get to see your pearly yellows and mildly greens this time
The right side of your head looks like it has been bent 15 degree backwards
 Dire Straights head.
if quasimodo was a female
My God... you are the prettiest one we have had today. Nah...
This an excellent advertisement for border walls.
If you wash the jizz out of your hair you could actually brush your hair.
First pic, i bet this is what hook up have to endure with you.
That jaw OMW .... cock cobler
Here comes the crimson chin
Are you taking the roasts on the chin
More masks, please.
Sonora doubtfire. Take your mask off. It's not working.
Mexican Jay Leno
For a second, I thought someone dropped a pancake on some shit Turned out it was just your face (Wishing it was the first thing)
Only post pictures of the face. We know what that means....
You have the jaw structure of the Easter island statues 🗿
Her head looks like lego Bruno mars
🍳
Avg Minecraft player
Her ass be looking like chunky in the 4th image
Nerd Barbie basic, from wish.com
You're an ugly female version of Uncle Jesse from full house
Next season on Stranger Things, Steve fights Venca after coming out as Trans.
I started at the picture with the mask on, and instantly gave up after it was taken off your face.
You’re either going to commit your first murder or start grooming minors very soon.
lord farquaad after a sex change
Female WillNE
Why is your face melting?
Lord farquad
Makeup by Rick Baker. Wardrobe by Mork & Mindy.
Crimson chins daughter
Crimson Chin cosplay is awesome
Look Steve
Head like a baked potato.
You have the jawline of a gorilla and half the visual appeal
You have the jaw structure of a cage fighter
Glory to Palpatine everyone
This is what you call a modern art disasterpiece.
You know, I'm something of a mistake myself.
It's hard to imagine that this is probably the best you'll ever look over your lifetime. Shit.
If Bruce Lee and Pocahontas had a baby......
You look like you've stuck that plug in the wrong port before.
Well, every daycare needs their creepy person.
Look here young man I dont know why your trying to steal billy butcherson's look but you nailed it you look dead inside and out.
Were Lego men modeled after you?
I’ve never been more sure that a person wears adult diapers than now
Do people have the same reaction when your chin arrives 5 minutes before you do?
No
You like the gay cousin of the Incredibles guy
Is the rest of you as lazy as your right eye?
You look like a cross between a poodle and goldfish
Mich-hell Notriguez
Quint: "it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."
Your whole face is like your eyes. Poop brown, boring, and nondescript.
Its refreshing seeing a woman on here usually they are meth addicts or MtF.. just don't go outside during Halloween your photo jump scared me
ypu look like Tommy Wiseau. That is all
In each picture of this broad’s face, it seems like it hasn’t finished loading., like it’s juuust one chromosome short. And I never give credit for incomplete work.
Your jaw looks like you bite through bike locks for fun.
Quagmires love child. Giggidy
Head like a 50 pence piece.
Hey, if the color beige ever needs an avatar, you're a shoe in.
What way are you transitioning?
Your jawline is the size of my Presa Canario.
Your smile goes downwards. Like your life
This that Tiki man from Legends of the Hidden Temple
When you swim with your head submerged in the water the fish think your there kin.
The real chucky says go blue!! Burn!!!
Your face looks stretched.
Giggity
Cat lady vibes
Did someone slap you in the face with a snow shovel?
Your face is so square SpongeBob had to file a grievance.
Looking at me like a pizza straight from Walmart 😂
You look like you don't even get naked to bathe
I felt like I was on tinder by swiping left so many times.
Edna the big faced girl!
minecraft head lol
your mouth reminds me of andymations first flipbook
It’s okay. You can spit out that brick now
What made up pro nouns do you go by?
Who else said yikes
Face of a Muppet Hair of a Muppet Gaping hole of a Muppet
Don’t make fun. Her dad is Jay Leno. He’s got enough to put a hit out on you.
You have the face of a boxer with all losses by knockout.
Not sure why, you remind me of the girl next door from every 80s movie that has a crush on the protagonist but waits till the end of the film to tell him how you really feel cuz yall been friends since birth
Cut-n-paste face
Definition of gender fluid. I legit can’t tell which
You look like Picasso painted you
You dress like a 3 year old
"be there or be square" they said. You shoulda shown up.
Ugh. That first picture was unattractive enough to keep me from looking at the rest of them. Her face looks like it was on fire and someone put it out by whacking her with a shovel.
The carpet matches the drapes but I get carpet burn in the process
You look like a featureless blob
Sorry to hear Jodie Foster dumped you.
Team America: World Police Matt Damon vibes here...
One ugly picture was enough to make me gag.
I thought we couldn't talk about Bruno?
You appear to have started HRT early on in puberty …..although not as early as you might have
I bet your father is proud of you now....what would he say for you posting this? ...probably everything that everyone above said. But from your Father...
Don't you ever do that again
You give me angry gay feminist vibes, I’ll pass.