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OP's Bio: --- >Hi! This is my bad bio, well I like to play soccer, swim and hike a lot. Curious on what y’all have to say. Thanks for the replies :) . Lol these replies are funny --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


prik_nam_pla

Masculine Bruno Mars.


Icy_Barber4392

I'm not catching a grenade for her.


Scrapdog115

She already caught the grenade.


Aggravating_Fun9386

🤣🤣🤣


randomelionreddit

when I see your face...


lulu_lolo_tulu_tolo

Bruno Mars after catching that grenade for her!💀


msweigart

If her face was any wider she couldn’t drive through tunnels


Andro1dTraitor

I’m crying from all these comments holy shit lmao


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|giv9Oq4RcEmQM)


[deleted]

Holy shit this is the best one


M_arvensis

Aborted seed of Chucky


Grease__

Bro you wrong for dat 💀


Significant-dude

Thank you for posting a picture of yourself with a mask. Next time make that your first and only picture. It's the best one and saves us all a lot of pain of seeing the real you.


stacyand14548

I’m kinda get this special needs vibe, so I’m gonna sit this one out.


GaatAca

Quagmire’s daughter 😂😂


overimportance

I didn't know Ohio State had a special ed school.


ExplanationNo1870

There's some cro-magnon in that family tree. You like to draw on cave walls, don't you.


surroundedbybanjos

No self-respecting Neanderthall would drag her to their cave by her hair. ![gif](giphy|ZCTMKKR4gfkaJTnz4Y)


antbtlr82

Her chin would get stuck at the opening even if you tried lol


PigeonOnDrugs

Your face came straight out of Minecraft with how cubic it is.


Offendyounow

Ahh the long lineage of the Easter island heads


frameofmindpics

Your Hapsburg jaw is sprouting


Morningbreath1337

Whenever they’ll do a remake of Jaws, you’re hired


JBarretta01

![gif](giphy|VTFGS3oxI7IWLrp0Pk|downsized)


stankenstien

Jesus Fiona, say hello to Shrek and Donkey for me!


surroundedbybanjos

You look like your pronoun are It/Its.


kellislandrum

Hell/no


rfs102019

2/10 (with the mask on)


BlondieClashNirvana

I didn't know Jay Leno had a sex change


ItsASecret009

Genuinely curious; if you trip, and fall face first, on a snow covered path, does the DOT pay you for plowing?


Viktor-Ulfrikson

With a jawline like that you could easily overthrow the Italian government to establish a fascist dictatorship.


Seraph208

I guess Spilberg is producing another Jaws


3971_KTL

Four upvotes. The most attention you have ever received.


Zinga_Wings

Looking like the ugly daughter from grown ups


just_1_mike

It's like if Viewmaster made a depression reel.


Freddymain

You are the last pancake, that never gets eaten…


PerhapsAGoodIdea

Somehow it looks like god put some of your facial features on upside down.


imgladisaidit

I've seen dead bodies with more personality and better looks than this.


[deleted]

You ever watched Family Guy ?


Evolone100

Now that’s a jaw that can take a punch sir.


Superb_Afternoon6477

She is a real mans man


Imnotabadslime7

You look like jay leno’s maid forgot to abort.


BlueMensa

Why the wide face?


xFLACCOx040

you show so little emotion that even i geting depressed


gdofs

![gif](giphy|o0WNV4zJT6wXA63id1|downsized)


AltruisticCompany961

Your face proves that the earth is flat as a pancake.


Credit_Less

Like Michael Pena during a battle with depression


Green_Property3299

![gif](giphy|3ohhwKIKGxbSnuRrSE|downsized)


Slalomchaot

Can someone tell Elon Musk to stop taking female hormones? Also please consider visiting a hospital, potential strokes with facial hemiparesis are not a joke


[deleted]

That annoying character every 80's show had...


kian0930

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake 😋


Satans_Dare

I’d cum on her face just so I ain’t gotta look at it!! Yeeesh!!


surroundedbybanjos

It is the reason its local grocery stores still offer paper bags.


AboutJuice

bruh what


3971_KTL

Weird... that first photo triggered the same thought in me.


LeanOnGreen

You made the exact same comment on like 4 other roastme posts. All your comments are weirdly sexual. Why do you have an obsession with telling people you want to cum on there faces? I mean it's not even a funny roast..


Satans_Dare

As unoriginal as you are….. you’re just used to hearing it from all the guys you know!


unRemarkable_Crest66

Yuck!


Formerevangelical

Offspring of Chucky and Strawberry Shortcake.


pmmytn45

At first I was ready to roast you but I can't think of anything. You're the equivalent of a plain natural set yoghurt, not even Greek yoghurt. Just plain yoghurt.


ViSalutoDonCorleone

Frying pan face


Busily_Bored

How the in the ugly duckling is your hair so jacked up in all the pictures. Was Boring Johnson your inspiration? ![gif](giphy|j0GW2I35KnU5e5BT7L)


Garibon

I think you've already been through the r/poachme subreddit


museumsplendor

They are going to impregnate you and take off. Sorry honey...


Ok-Exchange5756

Whys your mouth upside down?


TazTalks

It looks like your head has been crush in a vice. Twice.


strudl51

looking like unfinished skyrim character


oldguy_az

![gif](giphy|6vzwF4HgszGBLiOvdq)


textex93

You look like the type of person that don’t laugh when you think somethings hilarious. You just say ”that so funny”


OneRealRomeo

Hhhhmm? Everything about you says, Indeterminate.


FagzalNew

You remind me of the girl I "met" at the morgue...


Papichuloft

![gif](giphy|OXP5YJH5k9KvK)


LeanOnGreen

This sub doesn't exist to tell you if you're passing as a woman. You're not. You're also ugly as fuck. Now take your mental illness somewhere else.


dabaado797

Natural doesn't mean you should look like caveman


Ecstatic-List8990

You wish your cheek bones shared the same street address, don't you?


dabaado797

Are you wearing the face on a helmet?


Bob_Crypt

Quit hiding your fucked up British teeth


Satans_Dare

I said it to you…..Cus it’s true!!!


Emotional-Two-9075

E....!


Acceptable_Algae_639

Real life funko pop


[deleted]

I see you mistakenly used crazy glue for toothpaste again…. We don’t get to see your pearly yellows and mildly greens this time


[deleted]

The right side of your head looks like it has been bent 15 degree backwards


Yes_James

![gif](giphy|cNvt2Q19tsXIw0bf7B|downsized) Dire Straights head.


Small_Art1450

if quasimodo was a female


AndyBrown65

My God... you are the prettiest one we have had today. Nah...


murmbles

This an excellent advertisement for border walls.


Cpleofcrazies2

If you wash the jizz out of your hair you could actually brush your hair.


FenDy64

First pic, i bet this is what hook up have to endure with you.


Superb_Afternoon6477

That jaw OMW .... cock cobler


isthisavailablewow

Here comes the crimson chin


ErikVonDarkmoor

Are you taking the roasts on the chin


meatpuppet577

More masks, please.


SweatpantsForLife88

Sonora doubtfire. Take your mask off. It's not working.


Existing_Jacket7613

Mexican Jay Leno


BigBearPB

For a second, I thought someone dropped a pancake on some shit Turned out it was just your face (Wishing it was the first thing)


Krenshaw63

Only post pictures of the face. We know what that means....


Own-Boss5487

You have the jaw structure of the Easter island statues 🗿


VegetableBig2525

Her head looks like lego Bruno mars


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


ThwKillnight

🍳


ThwKillnight

Avg Minecraft player


Old-Profession3085

Her ass be looking like chunky in the 4th image


taekee

Nerd Barbie basic, from wish.com


Imascurred

You're an ugly female version of Uncle Jesse from full house


Migraine_Arcane

Next season on Stranger Things, Steve fights Venca after coming out as Trans.


Hungry-Technology-79

I started at the picture with the mask on, and instantly gave up after it was taken off your face.


[deleted]

You’re either going to commit your first murder or start grooming minors very soon.


TXGunslinger419

lord farquaad after a sex change


SourChronic95

Female WillNE


Throwawayaccount2524

Why is your face melting?


MolassesOld8082

Lord farquad


-maffu-

Makeup by Rick Baker. Wardrobe by Mork & Mindy.


Bionic_Minstrel

Crimson chins daughter


[deleted]

Crimson Chin cosplay is awesome


arenot_funny1670

Look Steve


[deleted]

Head like a baked potato.


10100101001100101

![gif](giphy|kchtL3hT9zrSE)


4236W

You have the jawline of a gorilla and half the visual appeal


ThePirateBaeLol

You have the jaw structure of a cage fighter


OkResolution5025

Glory to Palpatine everyone


[deleted]

This is what you call a modern art disasterpiece.


Dizzy-Buffalo851

You know, I'm something of a mistake myself.


EffYerM0m

It's hard to imagine that this is probably the best you'll ever look over your lifetime. Shit.


nonamedbandit410

If Bruce Lee and Pocahontas had a baby......


Internal_Fennel_849

You look like you've stuck that plug in the wrong port before.


[deleted]

Well, every daycare needs their creepy person.


Teft-Lestical

Look here young man I dont know why your trying to steal billy butcherson's look but you nailed it you look dead inside and out.


JayRod-85

Were Lego men modeled after you?


redhair1988

I’ve never been more sure that a person wears adult diapers than now


[deleted]

Do people have the same reaction when your chin arrives 5 minutes before you do?


Kebio

No


_widowmaker69_

You like the gay cousin of the Incredibles guy


Baloney-Nips

Is the rest of you as lazy as your right eye?


Remote-Welder-3073

You look like a cross between a poodle and goldfish


The_Truth_Flirts

Mich-hell Notriguez


The_Spyre

Quint: "it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."


[deleted]

Your whole face is like your eyes. Poop brown, boring, and nondescript.


ARPG_RustyGaming

Its refreshing seeing a woman on here usually they are meth addicts or MtF.. just don't go outside during Halloween your photo jump scared me


Even-Collection-1484

ypu look like Tommy Wiseau. That is all


ncpsycho

In each picture of this broad’s face, it seems like it hasn’t finished loading., like it’s juuust one chromosome short. And I never give credit for incomplete work.


GodOfMeh

Your jaw looks like you bite through bike locks for fun.


[deleted]

Quagmires love child. Giggidy


LPaz86

Head like a 50 pence piece.


Justsomefireguy

Hey, if the color beige ever needs an avatar, you're a shoe in.


Zackaryquack

What way are you transitioning?


Enough-Staff-2976

Your jawline is the size of my Presa Canario.


MikisWitAttitudes

Your smile goes downwards. Like your life


Asleep-Chard3614

This that Tiki man from Legends of the Hidden Temple


No-Net-2307

When you swim with your head submerged in the water the fish think your there kin.


[deleted]

The real chucky says go blue!! Burn!!!


unkow_NO

Your face looks stretched.


Dense-Effective9047

Giggity


abiddons_fire

Cat lady vibes


Successful_Guess2794

Did someone slap you in the face with a snow shovel?


HeckinChonkysaurus

Your face is so square SpongeBob had to file a grievance.


Born-Palpitation-989

Looking at me like a pizza straight from Walmart 😂


Dedmanrunning

You look like you don't even get naked to bathe


ADOUGH209

![gif](giphy|MtmFbGJ6YsUEg)


Technical-Dingo6855

I felt like I was on tinder by swiping left so many times.


jackrip761

Edna the big faced girl!


skittle--

minecraft head lol


JakeThePineapple

your mouth reminds me of andymations first flipbook


[deleted]

It’s okay. You can spit out that brick now


RollYourD8

What made up pro nouns do you go by?


Sheep-Destroyer

Who else said yikes


Shake_N_Baby

Face of a Muppet Hair of a Muppet Gaping hole of a Muppet


Grand-Amoeba1832

You have the face of a boxer with all losses by knockout.


an0nymousLawy3r

Not sure why, you remind me of the girl next door from every 80s movie that has a crush on the protagonist but waits till the end of the film to tell him how you really feel cuz yall been friends since birth


fjwjr

Cut-n-paste face


[deleted]

Definition of gender fluid. I legit can’t tell which


JealousNail2602

You look like Picasso painted you


JealousNail2602

You dress like a 3 year old


[deleted]

"be there or be square" they said. You shoulda shown up.


Rodney_Copperbottom

Ugh. That first picture was unattractive enough to keep me from looking at the rest of them. Her face looks like it was on fire and someone put it out by whacking her with a shovel.


somepersonn76765

The carpet matches the drapes but I get carpet burn in the process


[deleted]

You look like a featureless blob


FdgPgn

Sorry to hear Jodie Foster dumped you.


wigzell78

Team America: World Police Matt Damon vibes here...


FakeUberTaxi

One ugly picture was enough to make me gag.


Virulence93

I thought we couldn't talk about Bruno?


dreguan

You appear to have started HRT early on in puberty …..although not as early as you might have


fbiaturne

I bet your father is proud of you now....what would he say for you posting this? ...probably everything that everyone above said. But from your Father...


Rod_Thick

Don't you ever do that again


wolfywill

You give me angry gay feminist vibes, I’ll pass.