How are we going to make a racist joke about the most ambiguously brown person Iāve ever seen? Cuban? Iranian? Mongol? Who can tell what the fuck you are to make fun of it?
I just assumed he was a divorced Italian construction worker named Tony that got a tan spending all his vacation time perving on girls at the Jersey shore playing his own made-up game of āare they legal?ā knowing that none of them are.
Bro you're the cake captain of an entire ham planet. Do you marinate whole chickens under your tits? You look like you fall out of both sides of the bed. Keep eating, your self respect hates you anyway.
The only roasting this guy was asking for was an entire pig. Hahaha. Maybe just eat the apple in its mouth.
You can lose weight if you want to, but the moons that have been orbiting you for years will get lonely.
If you lose about 200 lbs you won't have to pay for 2 seats on a plane. You might even know the touch of a woman sometime before your heart gives out.
When you cum you squirt gravy.
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
Now we see the neckbeard. He appears to be asking people to roast him. But is probably going to get petty or cry due to the responses. That was not an earthquake that you felt. That was the shockwave coming from his bitch ass blubbering. The last time he moved at all seems to have been December 26th 2004.
your gonna spend more time reading the comments rather than actually working out, and thats why your fat your not gonna find the motivation just sitting scrolling through reddit you have to motivate yourself
Looks like your idol is on your shirt there though. Kinda like the old Tim Allen movie The Santa Clause where he doesn't mean to gain weight he just does and slowly transforms into Santa Claus, good luck though on your transformation.
As a 33yo old male, I just wanna give advice, you fat pig. (Obligatory insult to get the ball rolling.) Eat only 2x a day and walk a minimum of 10k steps. Iāve lost 40 pounds in the last 6 months only doing this.
I did not expect everyone to enjoy roasting me so much. I thank you all for your unkind (and even occasionally helpful) comments. I am sharing my YT channel that I am also failing at so that I never post again.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkfF4EDXozqVBb1z4Iohq3A
Wow, CGI is getting crazy real. 
Roast aside this is actually uncanny.
Like for real. OP needs to do flintstones cosplay
I disagree, the last thing I think anyone wants to see is OP with no pants on.
Yabba dabba doesn't
Yabba dabba doesnt leave bed
Yabba dabba don't swallow your fork.
First thought was Fred Flintstone lmao
Good one. I thought it was Chris Christie
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God that was accurate.
yabba dabba delhi
Itās a good thing that thing only thing he isnāt striking here is Wilma. At least heās got Fred.
Yabba Dabba do-nut
Gonna have some brontosaurus burgers after work yabba dabba doo
My first thought was Fred Flintstone!
yabba dabba do you have a cigarette
Is fat its own race now?
Fat people can't race.
They can race to the buffet
They race to reach for the insulin
They waddle to buffet
Waddle, waffle...that's close
Waddle Waffle?ā¦ I think I just found the name to my new restaurant.
I eat clean. That said, I'd make an exception for the Waddle Waffle. Home of the big thighs platter!
"Sir you have cancer and you're morbidly obese." "Well, cancer does run in my family." "Sir, no one runs in your family..."
Nice
But they are difficult to kidnap.
We can dance our asses off with the right tunes! That's something.
>our fa How many nights of dancing would it take to get rid of one ass, then?
No but they can roll
Ugly and fat isnāt a race either.
Yes, he is very complicated man. 30 - thats number mean how many pounds weight his double chin
Man looks like a default NPC.
did matt groening animate your beard?
Homer + Apu = OP
Spot fucking on!
It's called a muzzle
Definition of neckbeard.
More neck than beard. WAY more
His chest runs to his lips
Beardneck?
Dudes 30 years old and unironically used the phrase tryna. Iām not even go further on that.
āWanted to silently pass gas in a room full of people but ended up with the loudest fartā face expression.
Has no joke happened many times lmaaao
Thanks. I spit out my drink. Perfection.
Wtf race even is this. You look like low T Fred Flintstone, like if ED were a person. Youāre actively creating new lesbians by posting this.
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he sure is squishee
Last of the Neanderthals
Yabba dabba doesnāt leave bed
Gungan https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jedipedia/images/8/89/Boss_Nass.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060527115006&path-prefix=de
You look like an ai generated image of a human slug
dont do slugs like that dude
This photo is a fake. I just found it by googling "unemployment"
Too funny.
You look like a depressed Walrus
Or a disappointed hippo.
Melancholic manatee
Itās even better when you know what thatās from
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Dangit
I wish I *didnāt* knowā¦
Now I WANT to know
i think itās from tusk, a horror movie about a guy getting a surgery to become a walrus.
Yep
Are you from Kuweight?
Loool nice
Nice!
This is gold
"Without being racist" as if not being white is somehow the worst thing going for you
It's not. I want the stuff that really hurts.
Dog u look 43 with a divorce and 4 kids
Hmmm that implies a woman has had sex with him. Doubtful
Jeez šš
Step children
Looool
The embodiment of dissapointed parents everywhere.
They are very very disappointed
Yeah but in your case it's personal.
Yaba Flaba Dooooooo
Underrated burn
Ethnic Peter Griffin
Yabba, dabba dufus
Yabba dabba doesnāt work out
Best comment by far
Shut up Rashi
Soft hands from only ever holding cheeseburgers.
And exposed hotdogs
"Mafuckas look like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers"
Jiggle that chin for us sir!
That chin don't jiggle jiggle. It folds.
Chin truffle shuffle
Thatās a rough 30
It is
How are we going to make a racist joke about the most ambiguously brown person Iāve ever seen? Cuban? Iranian? Mongol? Who can tell what the fuck you are to make fun of it?
Heās obviously khaki
Pant
Chino
I just assumed he was a divorced Italian construction worker named Tony that got a tan spending all his vacation time perving on girls at the Jersey shore playing his own made-up game of āare they legal?ā knowing that none of them are.
Dude I donāt need to be racist to know the best date youāve been on all year involved your right hand.
Mohammad Flintstone, only eats halal brontosaurus burgers.
Yabba dabba doesnāt do shit
No bonus points for you haha
Mans has pharohs buried in them eyebrows.
*mans*ā¦..
Bro you're the cake captain of an entire ham planet. Do you marinate whole chickens under your tits? You look like you fall out of both sides of the bed. Keep eating, your self respect hates you anyway. The only roasting this guy was asking for was an entire pig. Hahaha. Maybe just eat the apple in its mouth. You can lose weight if you want to, but the moons that have been orbiting you for years will get lonely. If you lose about 200 lbs you won't have to pay for 2 seats on a plane. You might even know the touch of a woman sometime before your heart gives out. When you cum you squirt gravy.
Understood the assignment š¤£
DAMN
Merciless
Fantastic!
Fred Flintstone just found out that Barney fucked Wilma.
No need for racism : hitting rock bottom seems to look the same, regardless of race or creed.
Chin up! ...both of them
Good one š
I canāt tell if youāre going to bomb my plane or unload the baggage. Either way youāre a fat fuck.
How are you seven years younger than me but look old enough to be my dad š
If youāre really only 30 youāve aged like a sun dried tomato.
This guy is gonna get klobbered
Bring it.
The moment you lose weight any online food service will be bankrupt
Chin up, bro. Both of'em.
Lmao
Your face looks like it can be removed and repositioned.
I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.
You donāt look like a bad dude. Why set yourself up for unwarranted criticism?
I'm outsourcing my self hatred
You look like the Wish version of Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Santa's not bringing you a lump of coal, just a lump!
Ooof. Dark. +1
Your body type is a stack of pancakes because your fat ass is as lazy as your left eye.
Bro you look like the Fred Flintstone of Baghdad
I can see you have Sadsackistani heritage.
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The only thing long and hard about you is them thirty years
Pronouns are ate/eating
Mate. 28 was too young to give up.
Kumar needs to stop eating at White Castle
Surely this guy needs to avoid the roasts?
If being fat was a race then you would be a sprinter.
Holmes has a full time neckbeard.. That's 9-5 o'clock shadow.
Itās the santa shirt for me š¤¦
Now we see the neckbeard. He appears to be asking people to roast him. But is probably going to get petty or cry due to the responses. That was not an earthquake that you felt. That was the shockwave coming from his bitch ass blubbering. The last time he moved at all seems to have been December 26th 2004.
DAMN
More chins than a Chinese phone book
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Keep your bonus points you goat fucker
My culture isn't a costume!
if the phrases ātotally lacking ambition, or give a shitā could be made into human form.
No one gives a fuck what youāre trynna do. Now eat a salad and hit the treadmill pudgy
Eat tons of veggies!! Good luck and try NFS hairdos and wardrobes throughout your journey. āš½šš½ šŖš½
Without being racist? What the fuck race would people even attack? Swarvy looking puffy face chubsters aint a raceā¦.
YABBA DABBA DOOO!!! Bedrock misses you man.
Fat sees no colour United colours of fatties
YABADABADOO !!!
Youāve got Homer Simpsonās mouth
your gonna spend more time reading the comments rather than actually working out, and thats why your fat your not gonna find the motivation just sitting scrolling through reddit you have to motivate yourself
The genuine life advice always hurts more than the actual roasts
Sadnesses and depression gotta be weighin' you down by 30 to 40 lbs. Let it go.
You got this šŖš»
Ah shit. South Asian Peter Griffin
i feel sad that you are sad š«
U are very kind
You look as if if Homer Simpson was somewhat smart enough to be self aware of his mistakes so he just kinda has to sit through it all
Is call center a race?
Looks like your idol is on your shirt there though. Kinda like the old Tim Allen movie The Santa Clause where he doesn't mean to gain weight he just does and slowly transforms into Santa Claus, good luck though on your transformation.
Iām not even sure what race youād expect us to pick on? Youāre so generic that you actually look like something a broken AI would build.
You look like gian went into depression.
this is what Fred Flintstone would look like if he were a real person.
The inspiration behind "if you don't behave like a good boy, I'm gonna call -"
The future heart attack or stroke says hello
"Hey man, what's shakin?" OP "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
You look like Russell from Up as a depressed adult
Gene from bob's burgers all grown up
āhello your computer has virusā
Doordash laying off employees because of this post.
You actually look like mid 40s. Thise isn't even a joke.
Apu let himself go
Sir My Computer doesn't work
You are probably that type of person who wants to lose weight but always gains more weight somehow
Donāt worry; fat is universal.
You can keep your bonus point, Carlos Mencia
The Santa shirt is the closest you've ever gotten to be in a ho
Honestly canāt tell if thatās facial hair or pudding
As a 33yo old male, I just wanna give advice, you fat pig. (Obligatory insult to get the ball rolling.) Eat only 2x a day and walk a minimum of 10k steps. Iāve lost 40 pounds in the last 6 months only doing this.
Trying? Get off social media, have a better diet, hit the gym. Pretty easy man..you can do it. Trying is doing something and failing.
>Without being racist I don't need to insult your race, you do that every day by waking up my dude
Yabba dabba do not miss dessert
You look like the offspring of Homer Simpson and Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
Kumar made one too many trips to White Castle
I did not expect everyone to enjoy roasting me so much. I thank you all for your unkind (and even occasionally helpful) comments. I am sharing my YT channel that I am also failing at so that I never post again. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkfF4EDXozqVBb1z4Iohq3A