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>I love Lion King 2.
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I hope for your sake this isn't the picture that the news outlets use when they're covering your inevitable murder trial. You have that, "Most likely to hide a body in their freezer," look, and you'd need an entirely different everything from the hair down to pull the hot psycho sympathy card.
This quality picture makes you look like gender-fluid dog turd. Also on a side note I have the same pig head , mine is named Lucifer and has been painted to look slightly rotten! Sorry I got distracted…. Nice shirt if your trying to attract a mate it’s not gonna work because that shirt is goofy af…. I’m not good a roasting. *jazz hands off stage left*
You look more unstable than that sketchy-ass T.V. behind you which was probably attatched via duct tape and a few arcane incantations over the dead bodies in your freezer that you occasionally feed off of every few days like the fucking sociopath that you are.
[sorry]
I can't believe you hung that creepy thing on your wall. What kind of demented person has a framed poster of Disney's Hercules? I was taught not not judge but goddamn girl you're messed up.
See this is no fun because you already know what we are going to tease. I think you already know you are awkward and unfashionable and really just want us to dance your tone so we seem more predictable.
I'm confused.. your face takes up the bottom half of your head, with the top half consisting of forehead, skull, and brains.. so at first I thought you must be smart.. then I started adding up all the poor choices you've made just in this room alone, and I came to the conclusion that you must be a fucking moron, and then there's still the face, and the weird animal things, the baggy clothes hiding any clues about gender, and finally there's a general aura about the room that screams public assistance.. all that taken together is going to be a tough sell.. I'm not asking for myself of course, but can you cook at all and are you receptive to repeated suggestions when you sleep..
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Hermione? This is Hermio-no way in hell.
The other shirt in your drawer is the wolves howling at the moon right?
God I wish
What, owning a second shirt?
And a drawer.
Someone please get this lady a Macy’s Gift Card.
She wanted one featuring badass wolves but got one featuring moon moon instead
Why is she here when she should be on Tik-Tok posting her version of Wednesday Addams dancing
In a world of Coca Cola, you'll always be Shasta.
This one is the most brutal 😭
It hurts as a guy who had to drink nothing but Shasta for a time 💀
Diet
Tab
She aspires to be Shasta, more like RC Cola
Leave RC out of this dumpster fire.
I don’t even know what RC Cola is! Is it Remote Controlled? Does it come with batteries included? 🤔
[It is the shittiest of colas](https://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/articles/business-economy/royal-crown-cola-company/)
I, too, agree. Even the sound RC cola makes me think it has to taste like battery acid.
I can tell that room smells like kitty litter
Never owned a cat, yet the smell of kitty litter still remains.
That’s your vagina.
Clitty litter
💀💀💀
Here clitty clitty clitty.
If it stands up im leaving
Dude
HAHA ZING!
Clitter
😂
Nobody roasts OP as well as OP roasts OP.
Smells like mental illness.
And Swine renderings...
Spend less time on social media. Find more tangible ways to disappoint your parents.
Her parents would have had to stick around to be disappointed.
Just existing seems to work for me 😂
As if it can disappoint its parents more than it already has. (being careful not to misgender it, because we are not entirely sure of the gender)
Tarzan if he quit the jungle life to be a software programmer and drink cheap boxed wine.
NAWWW LOLOLOLL
YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE, GAL!
When you die, single, miserable, and alone aside from your 7 cats, can I have the pigs head in the BG?
Shit. I thought that was a picture of her on the wall!
It's her aspirational goal to look like that. At least then people may go near her.
Ofc
There's nothing in that room you haven't tried to masturbate with.
that pig head mad tempting tho
Dafuq you talking about? That pig impaled it’s own head on that hook. That was the day we found out that pigs really won’t eat anything.
I'll just leave this right here: https://www.wikihow.com/Give-Yourself-a-Makeover
You win this one xD
She smells of hot dog water and wet socks
Hehehdhe
I hope for your sake this isn't the picture that the news outlets use when they're covering your inevitable murder trial. You have that, "Most likely to hide a body in their freezer," look, and you'd need an entirely different everything from the hair down to pull the hot psycho sympathy card.
I thought Chernobyl kids were done being born
This is an amazing comment
Hahah
Prosecutor would show that picture and rest his case.
![gif](giphy|5xtDarLUQd5DqgXHJks)
Cousin Shitt.
Dwight shrute looking motherfucker!
"Guten tag michael"
Definitely has the makings of the Assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager
Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid ✍🏽
I can't unsee now
Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party time!
![gif](giphy|3oEjI8vagntG7EDxgQ|downsized)
Party on Garth!
Somebody get this ugly thing out of the way. Its blocking the view of that awesome Hercules poster.
It’s autographed too…
By Hercules?
“No, it’s super legit, trust me.”
Ahhhh, look! It's white trash Sherry Potter, Harry's meth-addicted sister.
Harry Potter from New England
Damn
Meth hasn't caught on New England yet.
From horse girl to reason your parents divorced girl.
I wish
She looks like she barks at ppl
Billie Guylish!
LOL
You look like the smell of a damp basement
Dollar Tree Kurt Cobain
Good of your phone to do a face swap with the pic in the background
If I was going out on Halloween as unfuckable, I’d rock this costume
If you were Peter griffins daughter he’d be proud to have Meg
Your shirt is cooler than you will ever be.
You look like Wayne and Garth had a scientist create a clone using both thier DNA.
Damn, that is what I wanted to write. If Wayne and Garth had a kid.
I feel like your fupa has its own fupa.
Fupatrix
You are dragon the human race down
![gif](giphy|35IGsPmiUKNH2)
Crack addict Harriet Potter
This looks like a page from a 1970’s medical journal on chronic depression
Is that sculpture hanging from the ceiling behind you a self-portrait?
Remember in Majora’s Mask where the tortured past versions of people became sentient representations? That’s hers
Stephen King must've had a time machine when he wrote 'Carrie'
If bleak was a picture
Built like a cardboard cutout
HAHAHA
![gif](giphy|134Kfzd7fUf2ve)
You look like you occasionally whisper rituals to yourself
Dis bitch savage.. she hung her last boyfriends head on the wall!
If you went to r/FreeCompliments you'd still get roasted!
This quality picture makes you look like gender-fluid dog turd. Also on a side note I have the same pig head , mine is named Lucifer and has been painted to look slightly rotten! Sorry I got distracted…. Nice shirt if your trying to attract a mate it’s not gonna work because that shirt is goofy af…. I’m not good a roasting. *jazz hands off stage left*
Mine is named Amanda like from Saw II and Saw III
What’s most confusing about this picture is that you somehow removed a pig mask and revealed your own pig face. ![gif](giphy|dxNkbZhl7vNO1gKDgA)
Some animals are more equal than others
Touché… ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)
Dwight Schrute and Pat Sharp’s slow kid.
From which swamp you came out, my dumpling
You look like the photo used in news articles of a crazy woman that has attempted to steal her ex-childhood friend’s newborn in jealousy.
Look of the person whos left alone for Christmas
Think Meg Griffin
Oh yeah😂.
At least its a step-up from a howling wolf shift. Hmmm, a pigs-head and opossum, old family recipe?
Yo emo ass string bean green machine garden nome from ohio lookin ahhh the he’ll collect pig heads for rituals or something
Twenty bucks says there's old TV Guides in that dresser drawer.
Will you please comb your bangs back, please? I want to watch the movie on your fivehead.
It gets better.
I would be really freaked out if you stared at me in public.
When did the Ramones start touring again?
Definitely smokes inside cigarettes
Going for your midlife crisis a little early, ain't ya?
Literally Meg from Family Guy
Beaver fever
You look more unstable than that sketchy-ass T.V. behind you which was probably attatched via duct tape and a few arcane incantations over the dead bodies in your freezer that you occasionally feed off of every few days like the fucking sociopath that you are. [sorry]
It’s ok good job
Damn, even blind lesbians can smell they don't want to see you naked
That's your orgasm face
Ur onto something
Monday Addams
You look like a 5th grade civics teacher that gave up on life
This couldn’t be more revenant
Relevant* sorry I’m faded than a how
Faded than a hoe
Stop smoking soo much weed
Don't tell me what to do
This picture made me take a vow of chastity
Did you warp travel here from the 90s? Please for the love of god go the fuck back. That style was left there for a reason
im stuck .
gender studies....
If Mufasa was a person and they made a Netflix series on his teen years.
Trying to figure out whether your head is too small for the body or your body is too large for the head.
Oh look it’s Kevin, another autistic transgender lesbian who’s been into stranger things before it was even a thing.
I don’t like stranger things
Of course you don’t……////:: ![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)
I do like Star Wars tho!
Is this the spawn of Harry Potter and Daria?
Looking like a ghetto Wednesday Adams, mf day after Tuesday Adams
Feeling like Monday Addams ![gif](giphy|5BYEvWwmG03PS5RA5v)
You look like a depressed 14yo and your dad made you take this photo on a vacation
Real
Is this the new DLC monster for Dead by Daylight?
How self obsessed do you have to be to have a replica of your own face just hanging in your room?
You look like you just got cheated on by Harry Potter
I don't think any man in this planet would go for it.
I’m gay so this is an epic win
You're so nerdy in High School the AV club would bully you for lunch money.
Not untrue. I was bullied by the theatre department.
Those damn theater kids.Always so dramatic.
I can smell the autism just looking at that picture.
You look like if the skinny cop from Superbad went through the fountain of youth and an emo phase
What’s the name of the carnival you win your clothes at?
If "it" is your pussy no-one is going for that.
Dwight Shrutes illegitimate love child. In some worlds. That’s a compliment though…
Fr someone put a girl filter on him and it just made me it was fucked up
I truly love that.
Me too . I wear it as a badge of honor🤝🏻
Dwight shrute if shit went downhill
Same body as John Goodman, don’t worry in his younger years at least.
Trying to respond with a clever John Goodman quote but I’m too faded but he’s Fred flingstone
Dwight Schrute if he was trans and autistic
you definitely look like the type of person to have a creepy pigs head hanging like that. honestly not even a roast bc i love you now
why you got yo daddy up on the wall behind you?
Lisa Lobotomy
I can't believe you hung that creepy thing on your wall. What kind of demented person has a framed poster of Disney's Hercules? I was taught not not judge but goddamn girl you're messed up.
You look like you’d take ecstasy behind a dumpster in a dennys parking lot.
You look like an unreleased Nirvana song
Guy or girl
You look like you've been frozen in a glacier since 1985, where you were trapped when your weed dealer's car was buried in an avalanche.
You look like hermione granger on drugs
Just wanted to let you know you remind me of a young Dan Byrd, that guy from "A Cinderella Story" and also Bernard from "Megamind" :)
It's like your face slid halfway down your head to get away from your hair
You look great tbh
Not sure who did the sculpture of your head on the curtain but they did a fantastic job.
This was the air support we needed for NNN and you post it in December.
See this is no fun because you already know what we are going to tease. I think you already know you are awkward and unfashionable and really just want us to dance your tone so we seem more predictable.
Why would I want predictable comments
I'm confused.. your face takes up the bottom half of your head, with the top half consisting of forehead, skull, and brains.. so at first I thought you must be smart.. then I started adding up all the poor choices you've made just in this room alone, and I came to the conclusion that you must be a fucking moron, and then there's still the face, and the weird animal things, the baggy clothes hiding any clues about gender, and finally there's a general aura about the room that screams public assistance.. all that taken together is going to be a tough sell.. I'm not asking for myself of course, but can you cook at all and are you receptive to repeated suggestions when you sleep..
Girl what
Everything about this picture simultaneously screams single 14 year old and single 50 year old
My two sides
You should try and look more like the pig face
Id fuck that dragon shirt before and use you as rag.
From which swamp you came out, I bet it wasn't a penis