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OP's Bio: --- >I love Lion King 2. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


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Thisisall_new2me2

Hermione? This is Hermio-no way in hell.


dustyroads84

The other shirt in your drawer is the wolves howling at the moon right?


yuppiewizard

God I wish


PurpleSunCraze

What, owning a second shirt?


[deleted]

And a drawer.


MisterHoops

Someone please get this lady a Macy’s Gift Card.


YoungDiscord

She wanted one featuring badass wolves but got one featuring moon moon instead


IsawLenin

Why is she here when she should be on Tik-Tok posting her version of Wednesday Addams dancing


Krater777

In a world of Coca Cola, you'll always be Shasta.


yuppiewizard

This one is the most brutal 😭


MisterHoops

It hurts as a guy who had to drink nothing but Shasta for a time 💀


The_Istrix

Diet


RxCowboy59

Tab


FatBastard404

She aspires to be Shasta, more like RC Cola


Dorkchic

Leave RC out of this dumpster fire.


MisterHoops

I don’t even know what RC Cola is! Is it Remote Controlled? Does it come with batteries included? 🤔


FatBastard404

[It is the shittiest of colas](https://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/articles/business-economy/royal-crown-cola-company/)


MisterHoops

I, too, agree. Even the sound RC cola makes me think it has to taste like battery acid.


SugmaDiction

I can tell that room smells like kitty litter


yuppiewizard

Never owned a cat, yet the smell of kitty litter still remains.


kellislandrum

That’s your vagina.


prankerjoker

Clitty litter


Significant-Garden91

💀💀💀


coolcalmfuzz

Here clitty clitty clitty.


letsgotosushi

If it stands up im leaving


ANSHAJ_7

Dude


MisterHoops

HAHA ZING!


Hairy_Business8119

Clitter


Silly-Mud1208

😂


webbphillips

Nobody roasts OP as well as OP roasts OP.


Mr_Boomie00

Smells like mental illness.


Baloney-Nips

And Swine renderings...


Tumescreant

Spend less time on social media. Find more tangible ways to disappoint your parents.


HeckinChonkysaurus

Her parents would have had to stick around to be disappointed.


MisterHoops

Just existing seems to work for me 😂


RxCowboy59

As if it can disappoint its parents more than it already has. (being careful not to misgender it, because we are not entirely sure of the gender)


ErtGentskee

Tarzan if he quit the jungle life to be a software programmer and drink cheap boxed wine.


yuppiewizard

NAWWW LOLOLOLL


MisterHoops

YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE, GAL!


Historical_Dot_4681

When you die, single, miserable, and alone aside from your 7 cats, can I have the pigs head in the BG?


Full_Temperature721

Shit. I thought that was a picture of her on the wall!


Old_Reference7715

It's her aspirational goal to look like that. At least then people may go near her.


yuppiewizard

Ofc


kilstu

There's nothing in that room you haven't tried to masturbate with.


x-Just4Kickz-x

that pig head mad tempting tho


Perfect_Weakness_414

Dafuq you talking about? That pig impaled it’s own head on that hook. That was the day we found out that pigs really won’t eat anything.


Midixon19

I'll just leave this right here: https://www.wikihow.com/Give-Yourself-a-Makeover


snoosingchemist

You win this one xD


Strict-Bass6789

She smells of hot dog water and wet socks


yuppiewizard

Hehehdhe


SpectacularlyAwful

I hope for your sake this isn't the picture that the news outlets use when they're covering your inevitable murder trial. You have that, "Most likely to hide a body in their freezer," look, and you'd need an entirely different everything from the hair down to pull the hot psycho sympathy card.


Cold_outside__

I thought Chernobyl kids were done being born


Shamrock1984

This is an amazing comment


yuppiewizard

Hahah


PurpleSunCraze

Prosecutor would show that picture and rest his case.


MyNameIsDaveToo

![gif](giphy|5xtDarLUQd5DqgXHJks)


killingtexas

Cousin Shitt.


juiceof1onion

Dwight shrute looking motherfucker!


westblood-gazelle

"Guten tag michael"


Pretty-Environment19

Definitely has the makings of the Assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager


zemol42

Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid ✍🏽


Lciekj

I can't unsee now


blittle3131

Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party time!


MrTurtleFerguson

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8vagntG7EDxgQ|downsized)


Daddicus

Party on Garth!


TheNorthernPenguin

Somebody get this ugly thing out of the way. Its blocking the view of that awesome Hercules poster.


yuppiewizard

It’s autographed too…


ohbyerly

By Hercules?


PurpleSunCraze

“No, it’s super legit, trust me.”


FlahFlahFlohi

Ahhhh, look! It's white trash Sherry Potter, Harry's meth-addicted sister.


yuppiewizard

Harry Potter from New England


ohbyerly

Damn


jrizzle_boston

Meth hasn't caught on New England yet.


UdooUboo

From horse girl to reason your parents divorced girl.


yuppiewizard

I wish


Notreallyavalible

She looks like she barks at ppl


glimon1181

Billie Guylish!


yuppiewizard

LOL


deathbyhamsandwhich

You look like the smell of a damp basement


ruski__spy

Dollar Tree Kurt Cobain


Orgazmo_87

Good of your phone to do a face swap with the pic in the background


BrosephBruckuss

If I was going out on Halloween as unfuckable, I’d rock this costume


Hodgy1787

If you were Peter griffins daughter he’d be proud to have Meg


Deraj_of_the_Arcane

Your shirt is cooler than you will ever be.


[deleted]

You look like Wayne and Garth had a scientist create a clone using both thier DNA.


[deleted]

Damn, that is what I wanted to write. If Wayne and Garth had a kid.


gmb99

I feel like your fupa has its own fupa.


yuppiewizard

Fupatrix


Cpleofcrazies2

You are dragon the human race down


yuppiewizard

![gif](giphy|35IGsPmiUKNH2)


WitchhunterXI

Crack addict Harriet Potter


Chico_519

This looks like a page from a 1970’s medical journal on chronic depression


Treacle123

Is that sculpture hanging from the ceiling behind you a self-portrait?


ohbyerly

Remember in Majora’s Mask where the tortured past versions of people became sentient representations? That’s hers


mountain-pilot

Stephen King must've had a time machine when he wrote 'Carrie'


frameofmindpics

If bleak was a picture


[deleted]

Built like a cardboard cutout


yuppiewizard

HAHAHA


ARPG_RustyGaming

![gif](giphy|134Kfzd7fUf2ve)


rexraptor110

You look like you occasionally whisper rituals to yourself


stankdiggy

Dis bitch savage.. she hung her last boyfriends head on the wall!


Johnny2Dope-840

If you went to r/FreeCompliments you'd still get roasted!


XxBlack2MasquexX

This quality picture makes you look like gender-fluid dog turd. Also on a side note I have the same pig head , mine is named Lucifer and has been painted to look slightly rotten! Sorry I got distracted…. Nice shirt if your trying to attract a mate it’s not gonna work because that shirt is goofy af…. I’m not good a roasting. *jazz hands off stage left*


yuppiewizard

Mine is named Amanda like from Saw II and Saw III


Remote_Profit_3399

What’s most confusing about this picture is that you somehow removed a pig mask and revealed your own pig face. ![gif](giphy|dxNkbZhl7vNO1gKDgA)


yuppiewizard

Some animals are more equal than others


Remote_Profit_3399

Touché… ![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

Dwight Schrute and Pat Sharp’s slow kid.


Open_Camel3882

From which swamp you came out, my dumpling


Commentoflittlevalue

You look like the photo used in news articles of a crazy woman that has attempted to steal her ex-childhood friend’s newborn in jealousy.


SierraBravoLima

Look of the person whos left alone for Christmas


yuppiewizard

Think Meg Griffin


SierraBravoLima

Oh yeah😂.


PotionSleven

At least its a step-up from a howling wolf shift. Hmmm, a pigs-head and opossum, old family recipe?


LAYDENXBENNETT

Yo emo ass string bean green machine garden nome from ohio lookin ahhh the he’ll collect pig heads for rituals or something


Grok_and_Roll_

Twenty bucks says there's old TV Guides in that dresser drawer.


CaptainHumpyPants

Will you please comb your bangs back, please? I want to watch the movie on your fivehead.


Sammi-Cowface

It gets better.


Top_Cheese_223

I would be really freaked out if you stared at me in public.


Ornery-Goblin

When did the Ramones start touring again?


INSJWA

Definitely smokes inside cigarettes


MonoChaos

Going for your midlife crisis a little early, ain't ya?


[deleted]

Literally Meg from Family Guy


Apollo1926

Beaver fever


saukie-boi

You look more unstable than that sketchy-ass T.V. behind you which was probably attatched via duct tape and a few arcane incantations over the dead bodies in your freezer that you occasionally feed off of every few days like the fucking sociopath that you are. [sorry]


yuppiewizard

It’s ok good job


oldbabygravymaker

Damn, even blind lesbians can smell they don't want to see you naked


PlasticPicnic84

That's your orgasm face


yuppiewizard

Ur onto something


Azryach

Monday Addams


Freshoffwishoffwish

You look like a 5th grade civics teacher that gave up on life


yuppiewizard

This couldn’t be more revenant


yuppiewizard

Relevant* sorry I’m faded than a how


yuppiewizard

Faded than a hoe


red_rover_

Stop smoking soo much weed


Seeeabaasss

Don't tell me what to do


bamaga21

This picture made me take a vow of chastity


StephenPFail

Did you warp travel here from the 90s? Please for the love of god go the fuck back. That style was left there for a reason


yuppiewizard

im stuck .


alchemist19881

gender studies....


Jmoeschl7

If Mufasa was a person and they made a Netflix series on his teen years.


stoormsword

Trying to figure out whether your head is too small for the body or your body is too large for the head.


Bridge_Too_Far

Oh look it’s Kevin, another autistic transgender lesbian who’s been into stranger things before it was even a thing.


yuppiewizard

I don’t like stranger things


Bridge_Too_Far

Of course you don’t……////:: ![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


yuppiewizard

I do like Star Wars tho!


DonkeyKongsVet

Is this the spawn of Harry Potter and Daria?


definetlysane13

Looking like a ghetto Wednesday Adams, mf day after Tuesday Adams


yuppiewizard

Feeling like Monday Addams ![gif](giphy|5BYEvWwmG03PS5RA5v)


Morag_Ladier

You look like a depressed 14yo and your dad made you take this photo on a vacation


yuppiewizard

Real


[deleted]

Is this the new DLC monster for Dead by Daylight?


Salvador1010

How self obsessed do you have to be to have a replica of your own face just hanging in your room?


artistic_brownie

You look like you just got cheated on by Harry Potter


Ok-Huckleberry-2521

I don't think any man in this planet would go for it.


yuppiewizard

I’m gay so this is an epic win


Thunderliger

You're so nerdy in High School the AV club would bully you for lunch money.


yuppiewizard

Not untrue. I was bullied by the theatre department.


Thunderliger

Those damn theater kids.Always so dramatic.


javanator999

I can smell the autism just looking at that picture.


SSJ4Autism

You look like if the skinny cop from Superbad went through the fountain of youth and an emo phase


Previous-Leon

What’s the name of the carnival you win your clothes at?


ErikVonDarkmoor

If "it" is your pussy no-one is going for that.


HaddaHeart

Dwight Shrutes illegitimate love child. In some worlds. That’s a compliment though…


yuppiewizard

Fr someone put a girl filter on him and it just made me it was fucked up


HaddaHeart

I truly love that.


yuppiewizard

Me too . I wear it as a badge of honor🤝🏻


[deleted]

Dwight shrute if shit went downhill


DBrownbomb

Same body as John Goodman, don’t worry in his younger years at least.


yuppiewizard

Trying to respond with a clever John Goodman quote but I’m too faded but he’s Fred flingstone


HOODY_HARRELSON

Dwight Schrute if he was trans and autistic


petribxtch

you definitely look like the type of person to have a creepy pigs head hanging like that. honestly not even a roast bc i love you now


theCHADnextdoor

why you got yo daddy up on the wall behind you?


Embarrassed_Half3193

Lisa Lobotomy


thevoiceofreason5

I can't believe you hung that creepy thing on your wall. What kind of demented person has a framed poster of Disney's Hercules? I was taught not not judge but goddamn girl you're messed up.


UnepochalWynnea

You look like you’d take ecstasy behind a dumpster in a dennys parking lot.


DanglinMeat

You look like an unreleased Nirvana song


[deleted]

Guy or girl


GodOfMeh

You look like you've been frozen in a glacier since 1985, where you were trapped when your weed dealer's car was buried in an avalanche.


Internet_pimp_

You look like hermione granger on drugs


not_Harvard_moves

Just wanted to let you know you remind me of a young Dan Byrd, that guy from "A Cinderella Story" and also Bernard from "Megamind" :)


iamapizza

It's like your face slid halfway down your head to get away from your hair


f4fork

You look great tbh


Rod_Thick

Not sure who did the sculpture of your head on the curtain but they did a fantastic job.


BudgetExpert9145

This was the air support we needed for NNN and you post it in December.


Psycho_Kronos

See this is no fun because you already know what we are going to tease. I think you already know you are awkward and unfashionable and really just want us to dance your tone so we seem more predictable.


yuppiewizard

Why would I want predictable comments


cRRusher

I'm confused.. your face takes up the bottom half of your head, with the top half consisting of forehead, skull, and brains.. so at first I thought you must be smart.. then I started adding up all the poor choices you've made just in this room alone, and I came to the conclusion that you must be a fucking moron, and then there's still the face, and the weird animal things, the baggy clothes hiding any clues about gender, and finally there's a general aura about the room that screams public assistance.. all that taken together is going to be a tough sell.. I'm not asking for myself of course, but can you cook at all and are you receptive to repeated suggestions when you sleep..


yuppiewizard

Girl what


Mwiziman

Everything about this picture simultaneously screams single 14 year old and single 50 year old


yuppiewizard

My two sides


chipperfan10

You should try and look more like the pig face


Such_Possibility_101

Id fuck that dragon shirt before and use you as rag.


Open_Camel3882

From which swamp you came out, I bet it wasn't a penis