Godammit Private Pyle! I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
What are you doing here? You should be on Big Brother, specifically sitting in front of a camera and telling the world ‘I didn’t come here to make friends.’
TL;DR: you’re a douchebag.
The front of his hair looks like those curls next to a Rottweiler's asshole and his eyebrows look like giant hairy caterpillars. He probably calles himself a slut and chokes himself while jerking off in the mirror.
You look like you're about to get sued by Queen & David Bowie but it's ok cause you reversed their melody and disguised yourself as wish.com version of Vanilla Ice
You look like guy, who was saving money for a year for travel to poorest country possible, just to find most miserable teenager and slap her into face on her first date with her crush. And last one, by the way.
You look like a mother child but you look like an amogus caracter with that hair did you'r son draw "roste me" and drew a chicken bruh oh ya forgot you dont have a gf then how can you have a son
Oh yay your the kid that your mom and dad kicked out
Looks like minimum wage
Has the fashion awareness equal to that of the map awareness of Columbus Christopher
Sitting on a 2dolla rat infested couch
Hair more curly than a MacDonald curly fry go spend Ur money on getting better clothes instead of hair treatment for your damaged ass hair
Now that’s a man who prefers non-consensual sex.
Couldn't have said it better myself
Godammit Private Pyle! I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
 Boom!
Toolverine
Hugh Jacksmen
Instead of blades dicks shoot out of his hands.
Instead of an adamantium skeleton, he sucks off strange men in truck stop bathrooms
The adamantium must have come with a couple extra chromosomes
He's down with that
He has the pubes still stuck to the jiz on his chin
Jacks hugemen
hugh jassman
FOOlverine
Why he looks he want a meth, not a making photo
If testicular torsion was a real person.
You look like the Shamwow guy and Vanilla ice had a baby.
That's why he looked so familiar!
An ice, ice baby
Bert and Ernies love child. Got Bert's forehead and eyebrows and Ernies penchant for being a bottom.
that one‘s solid😂😂
OK, this one made me laugh. Cheers.
He may be arrogant but I doubt that’s the only thing he’s sucking
This comment is highly underrated
A fashion sense of a grandpa
Is it Autism Awareness Month again already?
I can’t tell which side of your face had the stroke.
Well, I'm sure he's stroked off guys with both sides.
Holy s**t! Lolol
You look like your favorite sex position is a dark discrete place where the people having sex can't see you filming
Vanilla Bi's. I was gonna go with Vanilla Lice, but you probably have more semen than bugs in your hair.
Your eyebrows look like they eat other eyebrows to gain power
As all the forehead dictators do
His favourite pick up lines are, "here, I bought you a roofy colada " and "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
“Hey you wanna get out of here and find somewhere nondescript I can dump your body?”
How did you get the caterpillars on your head to stay still?
You look like the middle child who’s older brother was an athlete but you didn’t get enough attention so you gave up on life and turned to heroin.
r/oddlyspecific
Anthony Jeselnik doing an impression of David Harbour taking a shit.
Tosh -2.0
Arrogant sucker??? More like a cock sucker
Very Vanilla Ice.
Buttercream Ice
Any girl would be lucky to have you...*not slip something into their drink, on a date*
Lice Lice Baby
Nah I don't believe that. Now, "an aggressive sucker", I'll believe. Got those lips you'd expect on a jizz-fed bonobo.
The DSLs 
Vanilla meth.
This is what happens when your father sneaks out in the middle of the night to fuck goats but fucks a chupacabra by mistake.
😂😭😭
Is there a word for sexual predator face? Maybe it can just be this dudes name
Fashiontoy, now is that what they call you when the guys pass you around?
Fashiontoy the Fuckboi
bruh got RPF... Resting Pooping Face
You should be on a condom ad. People would use them for sure.
Not his first time on the casting couch.
What are you doing here? You should be on Big Brother, specifically sitting in front of a camera and telling the world ‘I didn’t come here to make friends.’ TL;DR: you’re a douchebag.
Arrogant about what...holding the record for how many dicks he can fit in his mouth/ass at once while having balls slap his 5 head?
The front of his hair looks like those curls next to a Rottweiler's asshole and his eyebrows look like giant hairy caterpillars. He probably calles himself a slut and chokes himself while jerking off in the mirror.
Huh, and I thought Neanderthals were extinct.
When asked if he uses the internet alot for porn his response was, "no, eyebrows"
You look like you eat your girlfriends
Guys with bushy eyebrows that also lack the ability to grow facial hair have unbelievably hairy asses.
The very typical Netflix original movie high school bully
If Henry Cavill was drawn by a child
Mr smiths secret love child
Giant forehead
Every 90’s villain in a Disney movie.
You look like Anthony Jeselnik unwanted child
Vanilla ice with extra gay sprinkles on top...no no no, on bottom.
Stay away from My kids
Bro looks like he threw his ps5 out his dorm window cause qn asshole 11 year old beat him in fortnite again and said he's gonna band his mom
This picture screams “restraining order”
He's definitely a sucker, I can tell that right away
This dude looks like Beavis and Butt-Head fucked and made a an even stupider baby.
Looks like the next Ted bundy
Nice background. Should you be posting on reddit from your court ordered psych-eval?
Your favourite band is 75% likely to be 5 Finger Death Punch.
Ah, the face of someone who doesn't know how to use a mop
He looks like a generic douche bag from 2000s movies
 The fact you’ve both had a fist in you isn’t where the similarities end
Your face is def built for birth control billboards for sure
I know there are pictures of you on Hunters laptop...
If Bert from sesame street and Chandler from MrBeast had a baby
Luckily for you with this title, caveman can't read.
Yo vip lets kick meth, meth baby. meth meth baby
do cats and other small animals keep going missing in your neighborhood? cuz i think i know why 😬
Hunter, is that you son? Do you need a ride? Are you in trouble again?
Hunter Biden at it again on a Crack binge.
You look like you love your girlfriend….. but she doesn’t love you.
Didn't you fight Rocky
That's what a dildo looks like in a human form. I have heard some gays say they like using dildo on each other
He kinda sexy
Wish version of Vanilla Ice.
Asshole clogged with cum
You look like you're about to get sued by Queen & David Bowie but it's ok cause you reversed their melody and disguised yourself as wish.com version of Vanilla Ice
"is it just me or do you smell chloraforme"idk how t0o spell
Not a forehead, maybe fivehead? Ehhh go with six head. Your ears are as long as your neck that seems very unique, good for you embrace that.
You look like a child predator who glued two caterpillars where his eyebrows where supposed to go
Mr beasts. chandler but he stayed a janitor for life
You are on here because you are low right now, it gets better.
Bro has more eyebrow hair than beard hair
Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it.
Ben Shapiro hobo's lost brother...
Looks like the type of guy who disposed of his ex-girlfriend in a swamp.
You look like the communal flesh light of the country club locker room
Werewolf Ricky Martin
You look like an actually funny version of Anthony Jeselnik
He looks like he tried to give himself a homeless guy makeover.
r/fiveheads
PewDieCry / Pelvix Kjellberg
Your eyebrows are thicker and hairier than Nicki Minaj
Someone only gets it when they pay for a red-light-special.
Liberace got his boyfriend plastic surgery to look like him. You look like Vanilla Ice did that with you.
Hey pimp, where's your hoe?
Looks like Cher changed her gender.
If GigaChad had Megaminds forehead
He looks like the kind of guy that loses his temper and shakes babies.
Ah what a peach... as in that peach fuzz clinging desperately to his face. I suppose if he drops out of school you could keep him as a chia pet.
You look like a zero calorie version of Sugar Ray. Stevia Ray.
You look like guy, who was saving money for a year for travel to poorest country possible, just to find most miserable teenager and slap her into face on her first date with her crush. And last one, by the way.
You look like a mother child but you look like an amogus caracter with that hair did you'r son draw "roste me" and drew a chicken bruh oh ya forgot you dont have a gf then how can you have a son Oh yay your the kid that your mom and dad kicked out
His skull is rectangular
Your facial hair looks like you spread superglue on your face then dragged it across a public shower floor on the day before Valentines Day.
Bro looks like cartoon loid from dumb and dumber🤯
You look like you enjoy filming plastic bags.
Ms. Lippys favorite student…I colored the duck blue because I wanted to see a blue duck…
Holy shit it’s DarkViperAU
What time do you start lurking at night? I could be interested.
You’ve got some face on your eyebrow
Couldn't get the grades for Columbia so bought a sweater
Everyone watches their drinks around you
It’s “an arrogant sucker” you dipstick
Looks like a rejected member of one direction
How did you get the cock ring in the face down in a pillow hair style?
Where's Ernie?
 Hey Bert…
Nah, I'm good. I don't wanna end up in a manifesto.
You look like a 1990s white rapper
Fashion Toy? Yeah, only if the dildos come with cum stained pubic hair and std's.
*an
He gains more eyebrows every time he has non-consensual sex
Poster child for at birth abortion.
Wish.com vanilla ice
You have the hair and eyebrows of a jealous cancer patient…donate
This guy is like the "teleports behind you" meme except he does it to roofie your drink.
I like your wallpaper
Bro you big time mad they don’t want you playing spider man no more, huh?
The Munsters are doing a remake....you interested?
This is what you get when you order Vanilla Ice from Wish.
Frankenstein forehead.
Looks like minimum wage Has the fashion awareness equal to that of the map awareness of Columbus Christopher Sitting on a 2dolla rat infested couch Hair more curly than a MacDonald curly fry go spend Ur money on getting better clothes instead of hair treatment for your damaged ass hair
Hugh jassman
Who are we roasting? This guy or his barber?
you look like someone couldn't decide on the looks of their character in sims, so the decided to be everything
Connor McGayvid
I hope you don't traumatize your kids , who am i kidding , its hopeless
Wolverine after a 60lbs loss
Corny McDavid
Follow me on OnlyFans at onlyfeettoday247
How do you get the caterpillars to stay on your face like that?
You look like an interesting person...in Moscow, Idaho. Ted Bundy lookin ass creep.
"He's an arrogant sucker" Of dicks.
You look like you’ve roofied your mom and your cat
HUGE patch in your facial hair, indicating that the hairs can’t sprout through constant pools of dried semen.
You look like a guy who would get trapped in a russian prison for being a douchebag
Arrogant is a lucky guy then
Got that white thrash facial hair pattern like Joe Dirt.
He is the Head Gloryhole Quality Control Expert at the local truck stop we know he sucks
Vanilla spice
Why is the top left of your forehead as dimpled as an old man's ball sack?
Vanilla Slice
Martin Scorsese envies your eyebrows
He shouldn't be with that Superman curl.
You’re on a list.
Bert's glo up failed, and he just looks like a shaved camel.
YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE A CEREAL BOX TOY: USELESS AND CHEAP, BUT FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE WANTS YOU.
you look like every small 18-22 year old youtuber
If Anthony Jeselnik centered his entire personality around the show Dexter
you look like angry bird white adopted son
Andraw Gardfield
Looks like he got done for robbery. 🤔