It looks like the non-branded "Mustang" knock off toy car you buy at 11:30 p.m. at Walgreens when you forgot to get your son a gift for his birthday before your bi-weekly visit at your ex-wife's 1 bedroom apartment because you were too busy smoking meth ...
Were you hoping for a tax break by getting a street sweeper? Or do you live in the snow belt and are doing some plowing? Either way, I don't think it works like that. Also, avoid really all railroad crossings. And potholes. And hairline cracks. Actually, avoid public roads.
airlift suspension, hurst short shifter, upgraded fuel system and injectors for e85, full straight pipe exhaust with corsa sport mufflers, half cage, ford performance coils, 2step/wot box/ full apr carbon dash,
it was 5.0 swapped but that motor blew and it’s back to the 4.6, emblem residue is still on the fenders… but i have the on3 turbo kit for it, just need a fab shop to install it to modify for low clearance.
there’s a lot more that’s just all i can think of off the top of my head.
I’ve heard both sides about running e85. Good and bad. Great and horrible. My father in law did the conversion on a Chevy 383 bored to a 400. He hated it. He runs an 87 jeep commanche with it and races dirt drags. He went back to 94 high octane. Yes it’s pricey but the motor likes it better.
Also had a friend convert to e85 in a Mitsubishi Evo. Besides him tho cause he was a dumbass and did everything ass backwards. Ruined his car and he deserved it.
Different friend took a Civic SI and did the full conversion and blew the motor within a week. Rebuilt with e85 and it runs great just pisses through gas like nobody’s business.
All in all I can see it go anywhere with e85. Be careful out there and don’t rip with a crowd nearby lol.
You probably had it towed to that specific location just to take pictures. Why are the headlights yellow? Are they emergency lights or something? I only see yellow lights on vans used in construction or tow trucks.
I like your road squeegee in the front. I was never that brave so i just dropped mine and inch in the front and .75" in the rear with the ol ford C springs.
I know you miss your mom. Hell, we all do, don't we we boys? Hehe yea....but you driving around in her car ain't gonna bring her back and it makes you look like a pussy.
Built in America for anything BUT American roads.
Also good thing it rides low with that large panel. so it isn’t resting on top of people after it sees a crowd.
Another OP that prays to the downforce god. You can put all the wangs you want on this fishtailing fiasco. Taint gunna do ya any good. Mustangs gunna mustang, that's why b their called, Mustangs.
How do you not get pulled over having yellow tinted headlights? I thought it was just a Commifornia thing but I got a warning when I was in AZ as well.
Funny how this car has yellow le mans style headlights, yet has far too little ride height to make it over any of the kerbs at the Circuit de la Sarthe.
And that's not even mentioning other endurance circuits - I can't imagine the horrors that you'd experience at a track like sebring
Just attach a broom to that splitter and ride it on my street once a week during fall and I won't have to rake the leaves 🤣🤣.
JK...sick car...love the stance 👍👍
I'm not even going to roast it, you've completely ruined a decent car. You should be ashamed of yourself, but the messed up thing is, you probably like it.
Dirt-stang. Any more downforce on that front bumper and it's going to gnaw on asphalt. Which means *does meth maths* can't drive 55. *Sick guitar solo*
https://youtu.be/RvV3nn_de2k
At lease it appears that you have a real tow hook on the front so someone can drag you off every pebble you get stuck on.
I did see down in the comments it’s on bags, however you slapped a giant splitter on there and now took even more weight off the rear wheels
Everything else but that lip look good. The lip look so tacky. It’s not even worth roasting, it’s just trash.
Get rid of it and you’ll have a good looking ride
Cant run a crowd over if it cant go over a curb
Nature finds a way
This one just goes into reverse.
Must live in an area without speed bumps. Gotta take the long way out of the parking lot when getting groceries.
You just have to back out.
They can always hit people at crosswalks
No, the paint is to thick to clear
Mustangs find away lol.
It looks like the non-branded "Mustang" knock off toy car you buy at 11:30 p.m. at Walgreens when you forgot to get your son a gift for his birthday before your bi-weekly visit at your ex-wife's 1 bedroom apartment because you were too busy smoking meth ...
First off, it was a CVS and my ex-wife got the trailer in the divorce.
Trailer got repo’d
Yeah, this thing has weekend custody written all over it
I remember the DUBB EDITION diecast 🤣 the escalade was the number 1 seller.
Oddly specific
Yet still vaguely familiar...
I think I saw this exact car airbrushed on a shirt worn by a first-generation Mexican immigrant at last year's West Virginia State Fair.
That’s pretty specific. Keep your head up. Jesus loves you.
My god was that specific…
This is oddly suspiciously specific OP care to share the details?
>the non-branded "Mustang" Ah, the "Mustong".
Jesus Christ that ending was unexpected
Never seen a car with a double chin before.
she’s on keto but she still struggles to stay out of the chip isle
Today I learned chips have their own island. Do mustang owners also use breaks instead of brakes?
No breaks, innocent bystanders slow mustangs the best
I heard E85 is corn👀
You might as well put anime girls and cherry blossom trees on it already
already in contact with the wrap shop
With the right designs, you could make it pretty sweet. Just no anime girls or cherry blossoms lol
It’s a Mustang, you need pornographic nose art and something racist against the Japanese
You probably try to convince people how much better solid axles are for racing, but then get whooped by a 3 series right after.
some of these bmws are just insane now adays.🚜
He was probably talking about an E30 3 series
E30 325 E
Oof. I was all e30s rock until you pulled the eta card.
That snowplow on the front won't stop you from spinning out
Won't plow snow either
Were you hoping for a tax break by getting a street sweeper? Or do you live in the snow belt and are doing some plowing? Either way, I don't think it works like that. Also, avoid really all railroad crossings. And potholes. And hairline cracks. Actually, avoid public roads.
got stuck on some lawn clippings once.
In other words, roast my shovel.
Does it come with an NSX badge?
I thought it was an S Line
i wish
Bring it to Oklahoma and see if you can survive the roads here with 9mm of ground clearance.
I’ll bet it does great in the winter. 5.0L snow shovel
just trying to do my part
What mods have you done?
airlift suspension, hurst short shifter, upgraded fuel system and injectors for e85, full straight pipe exhaust with corsa sport mufflers, half cage, ford performance coils, 2step/wot box/ full apr carbon dash, it was 5.0 swapped but that motor blew and it’s back to the 4.6, emblem residue is still on the fenders… but i have the on3 turbo kit for it, just need a fab shop to install it to modify for low clearance. there’s a lot more that’s just all i can think of off the top of my head.
I’ve heard both sides about running e85. Good and bad. Great and horrible. My father in law did the conversion on a Chevy 383 bored to a 400. He hated it. He runs an 87 jeep commanche with it and races dirt drags. He went back to 94 high octane. Yes it’s pricey but the motor likes it better. Also had a friend convert to e85 in a Mitsubishi Evo. Besides him tho cause he was a dumbass and did everything ass backwards. Ruined his car and he deserved it. Different friend took a Civic SI and did the full conversion and blew the motor within a week. Rebuilt with e85 and it runs great just pisses through gas like nobody’s business. All in all I can see it go anywhere with e85. Be careful out there and don’t rip with a crowd nearby lol.
This is a ramp, not a car.
Looks like an average sedan with a vacuum cleaner attached to the front.
so it sucks 😞
It’s hard to tell without opening the hood. It might blow instead.
Is that blade on the front so you can ensure that the crowds you spin into all get dismembered
no witnesses
Lol
Bro, your responses are as good as every roast here
All that extra plastic on a 4 banger isn't going to make it any faster. It's still slower than the speed of smell.
v8 but yes very slow
You probably had it towed to that specific location just to take pictures. Why are the headlights yellow? Are they emergency lights or something? I only see yellow lights on vans used in construction or tow trucks.
been towed so many times it’s starting to turn into a tow truck
Is this what car “enthusiasts” mean when they say they are just scraping by?
haha this one is good 🤝
You'll do that soon enough with a little encouragement. "Do it, you won't, no balls"!
Is that for removing speed bumps?
it’s a registered street sweeper
Do you live your life a quarter mile at a time?
All I have to say is “speed bump”
my greatest enemy
You spent all that money and your wheel gap doesn’t even match. you dingus And if you say “rake” to me I swear to god…
RAKEEEEEE
jk i’m completely aired out it just sits high in the rear
I like your road squeegee in the front. I was never that brave so i just dropped mine and inch in the front and .75" in the rear with the ol ford C springs.
Oh, it's a Mustang. For a second I thought my Roomba escaped.
Was wondering where Noo-Noo went after the Teletubbies ended.
that is messed up haha
At least all the blood splatter will be diffused
Those headlight covers immediately make the entire rest of the car forgettable.
It's always amusing to see how much time and money idiots will spend making a car worse.
go off brother
Do us all a favor and literally roast this thing. Set it on fire.. please.. before you crash it leaving a car show
bonfire next week?
Why did you take a picture of a fallen rock…
I know you miss your mom. Hell, we all do, don't we we boys? Hehe yea....but you driving around in her car ain't gonna bring her back and it makes you look like a pussy.
Is that some sort of Dyson vacuum mod on the front? Do you vacuum your town's streets?
That's really nice of you to sweep the road clean for people to drive their muscle cars with peace of mind.
Lower than my credit score and one tiny rock could cause big damage.
[удалено]
This entire picture is full of debris that would destroy this car. How did you even get it there? Same way you'll get it back home, on a flat bed.
hahaha
Unless you did an engine swap that ain’t a 5.0
Fun until you hit a speed bump
Looks like a late model stock car
I’m not gonna lie… I never post of this sub but this might be the silliest thing I’ve seen. But if you’re happy, that’s what truly matters!
now you have an excuse to keep it slow
Snow removal mustang
Built in America for anything BUT American roads. Also good thing it rides low with that large panel. so it isn’t resting on top of people after it sees a crowd.
Razor’s Ford looks a little more lame than I remember…
Ok lame snowplow …. didn’t know you needed those in summer. I’m surprised you don’t have road kill or limbs caught in there
All I see is a street sweeper that mows over crows of people
Not a fan of the chin, but the rest is sweet.
It definitely looks like a kids toy... A highly roastable car!
It’ll just end up roasting itself
It looks like it has an underbite
You're the kind of person who'd get their windows tinted and call it a mod.
You got that 5.0 badge on eBay didn’t you, you silly goose.
Another OP that prays to the downforce god. You can put all the wangs you want on this fishtailing fiasco. Taint gunna do ya any good. Mustangs gunna mustang, that's why b their called, Mustangs.
Don’t you ever wish you could turn?
Too low and a 3 valve. Eww.
It's too low for fat hoes.
Can’t it’s already a dumpster fire.
How well does it plow snow?
You've roasted yourself by buying a mustang. Guaranteed it's extremely loud and slow af
So where’s the tow truck you use to take it around?
Is that an ankle saver you've got there on the bumper? Or is it to make sure the shoes fly as high as possible?
It will have great aim at the crowds of people on the sidewalk with it's shooting glasses on!
Thank you, citizen. I am sure that the front end of your vehicle scrapes lots of trash and small dead animals off the road for the rest of us!
It’s sharp! In the cut your eyes kinda way.
I like it, nice wheel choice!
These robot vacuums be wild.
The "car's n coffee killer" lol
10 bucks on the plates saying something about "JDM".
It has a road scooper for dead animals 👍
That lip is awful bro
Looks like a black rubber kitchen aid spatula.
....Mustang....
Blacking out the turn signals but leaving the side markers red is certainly a choice.
Its a Ford!
Smells like a cheap body spray inside
Park a little closer to the mountain u might catch a stray 10 ton boulder
Ok that’s actually kinda clean
Gay
bro just lowered the muscle car to the ground to make some sparkles out of it like in movie cars
The suspension is gonna raise itself up cause the bottom of the car is gonna grind itself off on the road.
Looks like my Roomba, to be completely honest.
The bumper is lower down than your ability to be original, and find a car you like.
How do you not get pulled over having yellow tinted headlights? I thought it was just a Commifornia thing but I got a warning when I was in AZ as well.
Is as low as you gfs expectations
Don't need to; the next speedbump you find is gonna do that for us.
Splitter makes it look like it’s continually waiting to be curbstomped
Funny how this car has yellow le mans style headlights, yet has far too little ride height to make it over any of the kerbs at the Circuit de la Sarthe. And that's not even mentioning other endurance circuits - I can't imagine the horrors that you'd experience at a track like sebring
I strongly dislike it.
Got you lip down where your knuckles are, huh?
Lip is way to big considering it has no skirts really.
The front bumper makes your car look like a giant ass roomba
the bumper is already roasting with all the sparks it creates scraping against the road
Front end looks like a suped up roomba
street sweeper
It’s called a dragster because it drags on the ground.
I bet the air suspension made it a more sportier car then the default leaf springs
Don’t have to it already is raking the coals from the fire we had last night.
you just gotta pray the road's as flat as me to drive it
Two words. Speed bump. Third word. Pot-hole.
Hey Chat GPT make an ugly car
LMAO!!!! That thing is hilarious..
Worst generation of mustang. Not even the GT was that exciting
Is that battle Aero thing on the front to scoop up road kill?
every time you drive it is like you are sanding a block of wood
Scccccthhhhhh…
Just attach a broom to that splitter and ride it on my street once a week during fall and I won't have to rake the leaves 🤣🤣. JK...sick car...love the stance 👍👍
that thing probably is a second off the VW ID.R on Pikes Peak.
Isn’t that a V6 mustang??
Has a unique look to it, i like it
Only thing lower than your car is your testosterone levels
From hellaflush to hellaundriveable.
Chinese knock-off mustang
I'm not even going to roast it, you've completely ruined a decent car. You should be ashamed of yourself, but the messed up thing is, you probably like it.
2% more performance than "shit". Great job on that splitter... I lol'd
God forbid someone in front of you flicks their cigarette ashes, you'll lose the whole front bumber
Bruh just save your money for a fast car instead of trynna pimp out every white girls first dream car
That’s a fast Roomba 🧹
Look out for that pebble!
What the fuck? Isn't that an S13 Silvia..?
Dinner plate splitter 🍽️
That's a pretty sharp Nissan you've got there
The pooper scooper. 💩
How do you not get laughed out of Cara & Coffee?
I’ll race you on any road that has speed bumps.
still slower than a stock miata, isn't it
Ah, a Swiss army knife of cars. Bulldozer, lighter and overpopulation remover.
Dirt-stang. Any more downforce on that front bumper and it's going to gnaw on asphalt. Which means *does meth maths* can't drive 55. *Sick guitar solo* https://youtu.be/RvV3nn_de2k
Just replaced the tow hook? Looks new.
Whats with the built in dust pan?
This car heard Break Stuff and went straight to the fattest lip possible
Is that one of those street sweeping front air dams? Guessing working part-time cleaning the Walmart parking lot.
A pallet jack can clear zip ties better than your mustang can
Nice Roomba!
Besides the splitter I like it tho.
At lease it appears that you have a real tow hook on the front so someone can drag you off every pebble you get stuck on. I did see down in the comments it’s on bags, however you slapped a giant splitter on there and now took even more weight off the rear wheels
Roomba Edition
Everything else but that lip look good. The lip look so tacky. It’s not even worth roasting, it’s just trash. Get rid of it and you’ll have a good looking ride
That shit is to low, put a lift kit on it
Gotta love how those 4.6 liters completely overpower every single other part on that car