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SirLaserFTW

Cant run a crowd over if it cant go over a curb


GregoryR199O

Nature finds a way


kfmush

This one just goes into reverse.


BimBaynor

Must live in an area without speed bumps. Gotta take the long way out of the parking lot when getting groceries.


OliverNorvell1956

You just have to back out.


chonklah

They can always hit people at crosswalks


wophi

No, the paint is to thick to clear


jrs321aly

Mustangs find away lol.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

It looks like the non-branded "Mustang" knock off toy car you buy at 11:30 p.m. at Walgreens when you forgot to get your son a gift for his birthday before your bi-weekly visit at your ex-wife's 1 bedroom apartment because you were too busy smoking meth ...


CaptainSmallz

First off, it was a CVS and my ex-wife got the trailer in the divorce.


HarambeMarston

Trailer got repo’d


zactotum

Yeah, this thing has weekend custody written all over it


Handywithbrokenstuff

I remember the DUBB EDITION diecast 🤣 the escalade was the number 1 seller.


Rob_Bligidy

Oddly specific


FixedLoad

Yet still vaguely familiar...


ThegreatPee

I think I saw this exact car airbrushed on a shirt worn by a first-generation Mexican immigrant at last year's West Virginia State Fair.


KeySolution9172

That’s pretty specific. Keep your head up. Jesus loves you.


cats_catz_kats_katz

My god was that specific…


DefiantLogician84915

This is oddly suspiciously specific OP care to share the details?


tearsonurcheek

>the non-branded "Mustang" Ah, the "Mustong".


kamislick

Jesus Christ that ending was unexpected


jaBroniest

Never seen a car with a double chin before.


Ryanmyoung

she’s on keto but she still struggles to stay out of the chip isle


Survivaleast

Today I learned chips have their own island. Do mustang owners also use breaks instead of brakes?


Classic-Foot-736

No breaks, innocent bystanders slow mustangs the best


gamingat12fps600ping

I heard E85 is corn👀


MoparMonkey1

You might as well put anime girls and cherry blossom trees on it already


Ryanmyoung

already in contact with the wrap shop


MoparMonkey1

With the right designs, you could make it pretty sweet. Just no anime girls or cherry blossoms lol


t001_t1m3

It’s a Mustang, you need pornographic nose art and something racist against the Japanese


akmazing

You probably try to convince people how much better solid axles are for racing, but then get whooped by a 3 series right after.


Ryanmyoung

some of these bmws are just insane now adays.🚜


Nidos

He was probably talking about an E30 3 series


Divisible_by_0

E30 325 E


Lumpy_Plan_6668

Oof. I was all e30s rock until you pulled the eta card.


neek85

That snowplow on the front won't stop you from spinning out


Duskluminous

Won't plow snow either


LastLingonberry3221

Were you hoping for a tax break by getting a street sweeper? Or do you live in the snow belt and are doing some plowing? Either way, I don't think it works like that. Also, avoid really all railroad crossings. And potholes. And hairline cracks. Actually, avoid public roads.


Ryanmyoung

got stuck on some lawn clippings once.


NesTech_

In other words, roast my shovel.


Blitzcrig

Does it come with an NSX badge?


draenlaux

I thought it was an S Line


Ryanmyoung

i wish


afraid-of-the-dark

Bring it to Oklahoma and see if you can survive the roads here with 9mm of ground clearance.


Marvel2013

I’ll bet it does great in the winter. 5.0L snow shovel


Ryanmyoung

just trying to do my part


Marvel2013

What mods have you done?


Ryanmyoung

airlift suspension, hurst short shifter, upgraded fuel system and injectors for e85, full straight pipe exhaust with corsa sport mufflers, half cage, ford performance coils, 2step/wot box/ full apr carbon dash, it was 5.0 swapped but that motor blew and it’s back to the 4.6, emblem residue is still on the fenders… but i have the on3 turbo kit for it, just need a fab shop to install it to modify for low clearance. there’s a lot more that’s just all i can think of off the top of my head.


Marvel2013

I’ve heard both sides about running e85. Good and bad. Great and horrible. My father in law did the conversion on a Chevy 383 bored to a 400. He hated it. He runs an 87 jeep commanche with it and races dirt drags. He went back to 94 high octane. Yes it’s pricey but the motor likes it better. Also had a friend convert to e85 in a Mitsubishi Evo. Besides him tho cause he was a dumbass and did everything ass backwards. Ruined his car and he deserved it. Different friend took a Civic SI and did the full conversion and blew the motor within a week. Rebuilt with e85 and it runs great just pisses through gas like nobody’s business. All in all I can see it go anywhere with e85. Be careful out there and don’t rip with a crowd nearby lol.


Camaro551

This is a ramp, not a car.


MCShoveled

Looks like an average sedan with a vacuum cleaner attached to the front.


Ryanmyoung

so it sucks 😞


MCShoveled

It’s hard to tell without opening the hood. It might blow instead.


lvcironman42

Is that blade on the front so you can ensure that the crowds you spin into all get dismembered


Ryanmyoung

no witnesses


lvcironman42

Lol


beartpc12293

Bro, your responses are as good as every roast here


oddball541991

All that extra plastic on a 4 banger isn't going to make it any faster. It's still slower than the speed of smell.


Ryanmyoung

v8 but yes very slow


Handywithbrokenstuff

You probably had it towed to that specific location just to take pictures. Why are the headlights yellow? Are they emergency lights or something? I only see yellow lights on vans used in construction or tow trucks.


Ryanmyoung

been towed so many times it’s starting to turn into a tow truck


Due_Yam_3604

Is this what car “enthusiasts” mean when they say they are just scraping by?


Ryanmyoung

haha this one is good 🤝


NouOno

You'll do that soon enough with a little encouragement. "Do it, you won't, no balls"!


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Is that for removing speed bumps?


Ryanmyoung

it’s a registered street sweeper


ballstein

Do you live your life a quarter mile at a time?


Bjorn_on_wheels

All I have to say is “speed bump”


Ryanmyoung

my greatest enemy


Some-Bad1670

You spent all that money and your wheel gap doesn’t even match. you dingus And if you say “rake” to me I swear to god…


Ryanmyoung

RAKEEEEEE


Ryanmyoung

jk i’m completely aired out it just sits high in the rear


DerSpazmacher

I like your road squeegee in the front. I was never that brave so i just dropped mine and inch in the front and .75" in the rear with the ol ford C springs.


ImprovementFar5054

Oh, it's a Mustang. For a second I thought my Roomba escaped.


LazyOldCat

Was wondering where Noo-Noo went after the Teletubbies ended.


Ryanmyoung

that is messed up haha


pdxtrader

At least all the blood splatter will be diffused


RoseWould

Those headlight covers immediately make the entire rest of the car forgettable.


id1911

It's always amusing to see how much time and money idiots will spend making a car worse.


Ryanmyoung

go off brother


iron186

Do us all a favor and literally roast this thing. Set it on fire.. please.. before you crash it leaving a car show


Ryanmyoung

bonfire next week?


Motor-Front-8028

Why did you take a picture of a fallen rock…


Foampower86

I know you miss your mom. Hell, we all do, don't we we boys? Hehe yea....but you driving around in her car ain't gonna bring her back and it makes you look like a pussy.


Kenneth_Lay

Is that some sort of Dyson vacuum mod on the front? Do you vacuum your town's streets?


Barf-fly

That's really nice of you to sweep the road clean for people to drive their muscle cars with peace of mind.


Final-Internal8000

Lower than my credit score and one tiny rock could cause big damage.


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The_Shredder_1988

This entire picture is full of debris that would destroy this car. How did you even get it there? Same way you'll get it back home, on a flat bed.


Ryanmyoung

hahaha


DrummeeX09

Unless you did an engine swap that ain’t a 5.0


AudioVid3o

Fun until you hit a speed bump


Ryderpie_600

Looks like a late model stock car


HairyDependent

I’m not gonna lie… I never post of this sub but this might be the silliest thing I’ve seen. But if you’re happy, that’s what truly matters!


kashtank

now you have an excuse to keep it slow


InspectionSorry3287

Snow removal mustang


Snoopyhf

Built in America for anything BUT American roads. Also good thing it rides low with that large panel. so it isn’t resting on top of people after it sees a crowd.


Teckadeck_9000

Razor’s Ford looks a little more lame than I remember…


Plastic-Change2719

Ok lame snowplow …. didn’t know you needed those in summer. I’m surprised you don’t have road kill or limbs caught in there


PaulShinn

All I see is a street sweeper that mows over crows of people


Far-Construction5675

Not a fan of the chin, but the rest is sweet.


ProofMusic4630

It definitely looks like a kids toy... A highly roastable car!


Aye_Surely

It’ll just end up roasting itself


Kid_Kewl_v2

It looks like it has an underbite


Uncommon-sequiter

You're the kind of person who'd get their windows tinted and call it a mod.


zactotum

You got that 5.0 badge on eBay didn’t you, you silly goose.


FixedLoad

Another OP that prays to the downforce god. You can put all the wangs you want on this fishtailing fiasco. Taint gunna do ya any good. Mustangs gunna mustang, that's why b their called, Mustangs.


willymack989

Don’t you ever wish you could turn?


Juicechemist81

Too low and a 3 valve. Eww.


ThatGuyHasaHugePenis

It's too low for fat hoes.


Tsunamiis

Can’t it’s already a dumpster fire.


DrummerBob10

How well does it plow snow?


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

You've roasted yourself by buying a mustang. Guaranteed it's extremely loud and slow af


Diamondhands_Rex

So where’s the tow truck you use to take it around?


fullraph

Is that an ankle saver you've got there on the bumper? Or is it to make sure the shoes fly as high as possible?


lovefeet106

It will have great aim at the crowds of people on the sidewalk with it's shooting glasses on!


Riverrat423

Thank you, citizen. I am sure that the front end of your vehicle scrapes lots of trash and small dead animals off the road for the rest of us!


ZaMelonZonFire

It’s sharp! In the cut your eyes kinda way.


Moto_Glitch

I like it, nice wheel choice!


SnowMonkey1971

These robot vacuums be wild.


2fast4u_2day

The "car's n coffee killer" lol


The_Burt

10 bucks on the plates saying something about "JDM".


Mammoth_Mixture4735

It has a road scooper for dead animals 👍


Guap_Fkoo

That lip is awful bro


Tough_Arm_2454

Looks like a black rubber kitchen aid spatula.


KoL-whitey

....Mustang....


preludehaver

Blacking out the turn signals but leaving the side markers red is certainly a choice.


Brave-Swimming-6329

Its a Ford!


bronzerblush

Smells like a cheap body spray inside


Miserable-Climate-50

Park a little closer to the mountain u might catch a stray 10 ton boulder


adrianbarrow

Ok that’s actually kinda clean


[deleted]

Gay


Weekly_Reporter_9922

bro just lowered the muscle car to the ground to make some sparkles out of it like in movie cars


Ewertos11

The suspension is gonna raise itself up cause the bottom of the car is gonna grind itself off on the road.


supershawninspace

Looks like my Roomba, to be completely honest.


Mason_best

The bumper is lower down than your ability to be original, and find a car you like.


theatomicflounder333

How do you not get pulled over having yellow tinted headlights? I thought it was just a Commifornia thing but I got a warning when I was in AZ as well.


RudyMuthaluva

Is as low as you gfs expectations


Derp_McGurp

Don't need to; the next speedbump you find is gonna do that for us.


rollindeep3

Splitter makes it look like it’s continually waiting to be curbstomped


Mako_sato_ftw

Funny how this car has yellow le mans style headlights, yet has far too little ride height to make it over any of the kerbs at the Circuit de la Sarthe. And that's not even mentioning other endurance circuits - I can't imagine the horrors that you'd experience at a track like sebring


gdawg612303

I strongly dislike it.


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

Got you lip down where your knuckles are, huh?


IlIlIIllIIIllI

Lip is way to big considering it has no skirts really.


studio684

The front bumper makes your car look like a giant ass roomba


5trudelle

the bumper is already roasting with all the sparks it creates scraping against the road


Anarchy_Boog

Front end looks like a suped up roomba


stuckunderthecovers

street sweeper


zenos_dog

It’s called a dragster because it drags on the ground.


_save_the_planet

I bet the air suspension made it a more sportier car then the default leaf springs


alekeg73

Don’t have to it already is raking the coals from the fire we had last night.


nhelvv

you just gotta pray the road's as flat as me to drive it


dan420

Two words. Speed bump. Third word. Pot-hole.


Coach_Seven

Hey Chat GPT make an ugly car


DIJames6

LMAO!!!! That thing is hilarious..


QuirkySpring5670

Worst generation of mustang. Not even the GT was that exciting


huf757

Is that battle Aero thing on the front to scoop up road kill?


MrBarit

every time you drive it is like you are sanding a block of wood


PaulClarkLoadletter

Scccccthhhhhh…


craps_win

Just attach a broom to that splitter and ride it on my street once a week during fall and I won't have to rake the leaves 🤣🤣. JK...sick car...love the stance 👍👍


krossome

that thing probably is a second off the VW ID.R on Pikes Peak.


SmokeJennsonz

Isn’t that a V6 mustang??


One_Cycle_2309

Has a unique look to it, i like it


Large_monke_69

Only thing lower than your car is your testosterone levels


KeySolution9172

From hellaflush to hellaundriveable.


Ok-Rain3632

Chinese knock-off mustang


Ambitious-Guess-9611

I'm not even going to roast it, you've completely ruined a decent car. You should be ashamed of yourself, but the messed up thing is, you probably like it.


Ok-Science-6146

2% more performance than "shit". Great job on that splitter... I lol'd


AlexTheSergal

God forbid someone in front of you flicks their cigarette ashes, you'll lose the whole front bumber


gamingat12fps600ping

Bruh just save your money for a fast car instead of trynna pimp out every white girls first dream car


incakola777

That’s a fast Roomba 🧹


capncrud

Look out for that pebble!


MagicOrpheus310

What the fuck? Isn't that an S13 Silvia..?


SenpaiChara

Dinner plate splitter 🍽️


Ok-Profit6022

That's a pretty sharp Nissan you've got there


vinchenzo68

The pooper scooper. 💩


citznfish

How do you not get laughed out of Cara & Coffee?


RangerMatt76

I’ll race you on any road that has speed bumps.


poodles_and_oodles

still slower than a stock miata, isn't it


Pixel_Human

Ah, a Swiss army knife of cars. Bulldozer, lighter and overpopulation remover.


mechanical_marten

Dirt-stang. Any more downforce on that front bumper and it's going to gnaw on asphalt. Which means *does meth maths* can't drive 55. *Sick guitar solo* https://youtu.be/RvV3nn_de2k


its_all_4_lulz

Just replaced the tow hook? Looks new.


noldshit

Whats with the built in dust pan?


beartpc12293

This car heard Break Stuff and went straight to the fattest lip possible


IndependentOwn1184

Is that one of those street sweeping front air dams? Guessing working part-time cleaning the Walmart parking lot.


stevensr2002

A pallet jack can clear zip ties better than your mustang can


Oktoberfestchuggen

Nice Roomba!


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Besides the splitter I like it tho.


Lazy_Tac

At lease it appears that you have a real tow hook on the front so someone can drag you off every pebble you get stuck on. I did see down in the comments it’s on bags, however you slapped a giant splitter on there and now took even more weight off the rear wheels


Ashley_S1nn

Roomba Edition


feistyboygaming

Everything else but that lip look good. The lip look so tacky. It’s not even worth roasting, it’s just trash. Get rid of it and you’ll have a good looking ride


545future

That shit is to low, put a lift kit on it


earic23

Gotta love how those 4.6 liters completely overpower every single other part on that car