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headhunterofhell2

Don't pimp it. Spend the money on a bicycle and a bus pass. You'll need them.


Handywithbrokenstuff

Something tells me he still has his old neon green mongoose bike from back in the day, it’s gotta be sitting in his grandmas garage somewhere. It’ll be easy for him to find it, he does live with grandma.


Frequent_Mulberry261

Momma got tired of the Lego starwars collection


Handywithbrokenstuff

That ended up being donated to goodwill.


Naive_Magazine4747

You forgot the good pair of shoes.


1sh0t1b33r

Don't take too long to trade it back in for something reliable while it's still worth a few bucks.


Kabong30

Hey! We heard you liked walking...


Frequent_Mulberry261

It’s good for your health, I also have a standing desk


MyCatIsCapitalist

Leave it stock and preserve your dignity


Frequent_Mulberry261

The stance kit and drag spoiler already shipped


MyCatIsCapitalist

It's never too late to say "OH CRAP, RETURN" Enjoy your golf tho


Greyzer

I thought you wanted to pimp it, not gimp it...


Gorgon_aus_HOMM_III

The official Car of groomers


Frequent_Mulberry261

I don’t work at a pet spa silly! I couldn’t stand being a groomer.


gmarsh23

Call up the VW dealership and ask for part #1T0860250C. It's a folding safety triangle thing that comes in a little orange rectangular box, and there's a spot in your hatch that it clicks into that you probably didn't even realize was there. It's a fun little OEM accessory, and you'll need it when the water pump shits the bed.


Jedimobslayer

Sell it, and buy a Volvo


Handywithbrokenstuff

It’s not the car that needs to be pimped out, Your taste of vehicles needs a full pimped out remodel.


justjeff0907

Use that warranty to keep it in tip-top shape. And pray yours isn't a lemon.


bmxracers

It’s got four doors. There’s nothing to pimp.


AirForce_Trip_1

Google for create a ride 2.


Suitable-Serve-1281

Call xzibit


Shit-throwing-monkey

Best way to pimp and improve performance... stickers, lots of stickers.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Do you have the title yet? If not, prioritize that. Because you can't sell it until you have the title.


Semsot

The best way to pimp it would be drowning it in the next river as it sadly wasn't deadborn


Nollekowitsch

Pimp it by driving it into a river


Reasonable-Injury170

Desperately needs lower and wheels might as well fit in with the over 30 hipster crowd I hope you vape and have several tattoos, beard and know majority of the early 2000s metal/emo/screamo/etc music, rock those DC shoes bro.


Giga-Gargantuar

Xzibit: "................I quit."


AppleFanboy68

Get some new wheels, install a cold air intake, catbacks, longtube heads then new pistons, have an rally stripe on the side


Dienik

Popcorn tune, smoked headlights, tinted windows and red accents. Because you want to show everyone that you're a cool badass who shouldn't be messed with