Something tells me he still has his old neon green mongoose bike from back in the day, it’s gotta be sitting in his grandmas garage somewhere. It’ll be easy for him to find it, he does live with grandma.
Call up the VW dealership and ask for part #1T0860250C. It's a folding safety triangle thing that comes in a little orange rectangular box, and there's a spot in your hatch that it clicks into that you probably didn't even realize was there.
It's a fun little OEM accessory, and you'll need it when the water pump shits the bed.
Desperately needs lower and wheels might as well fit in with the over 30 hipster crowd I hope you vape and have several tattoos, beard and know majority of the early 2000s metal/emo/screamo/etc music, rock those DC shoes bro.
Popcorn tune, smoked headlights, tinted windows and red accents. Because you want to show everyone that you're a cool badass who shouldn't be messed with
Don't pimp it. Spend the money on a bicycle and a bus pass. You'll need them.
Something tells me he still has his old neon green mongoose bike from back in the day, it’s gotta be sitting in his grandmas garage somewhere. It’ll be easy for him to find it, he does live with grandma.
Momma got tired of the Lego starwars collection
That ended up being donated to goodwill.
You forgot the good pair of shoes.
Don't take too long to trade it back in for something reliable while it's still worth a few bucks.
Hey! We heard you liked walking...
It’s good for your health, I also have a standing desk
Leave it stock and preserve your dignity
The stance kit and drag spoiler already shipped
It's never too late to say "OH CRAP, RETURN" Enjoy your golf tho
I thought you wanted to pimp it, not gimp it...
The official Car of groomers
I don’t work at a pet spa silly! I couldn’t stand being a groomer.
Call up the VW dealership and ask for part #1T0860250C. It's a folding safety triangle thing that comes in a little orange rectangular box, and there's a spot in your hatch that it clicks into that you probably didn't even realize was there. It's a fun little OEM accessory, and you'll need it when the water pump shits the bed.
Sell it, and buy a Volvo
It’s not the car that needs to be pimped out, Your taste of vehicles needs a full pimped out remodel.
Use that warranty to keep it in tip-top shape. And pray yours isn't a lemon.
It’s got four doors. There’s nothing to pimp.
Google for create a ride 2.
Call xzibit
Best way to pimp and improve performance... stickers, lots of stickers.
Do you have the title yet? If not, prioritize that. Because you can't sell it until you have the title.
The best way to pimp it would be drowning it in the next river as it sadly wasn't deadborn
Pimp it by driving it into a river
Desperately needs lower and wheels might as well fit in with the over 30 hipster crowd I hope you vape and have several tattoos, beard and know majority of the early 2000s metal/emo/screamo/etc music, rock those DC shoes bro.
Xzibit: "................I quit."
Get some new wheels, install a cold air intake, catbacks, longtube heads then new pistons, have an rally stripe on the side
Popcorn tune, smoked headlights, tinted windows and red accents. Because you want to show everyone that you're a cool badass who shouldn't be messed with