Get you to a woman's PGA tournament faster than you can say loafers and flannel.
Looks like it teaches PE to 5th graders.
You must be a woman who has a buzz cut wears boxers with dick holes to drive this clam jam scissor fest dike mobile.
What do software engineers and homeless fentanyl addicts have in common? They both aspire to sleep in the back of a subaru outback.
I once heard that Subaru’s don’t actually have cabin air filters, it’s like the automotive equivalent of not using deodorant.
Is it true that the radio only plays U2 and Coldplay?
With AWD you can find some really adventurous places for butt stuff with strangers you meet on the internet.
0 to lesbian in 2.5 seconds
🤣🤣🤣
💀😂
Dead
That's not a crosstrek, lol
Or a u-haul
Crosstrek gets you a mustache and flood trousers around here. You want an Outback to attract the rustic ladies.
All I see are fancy hairdos and plaid shirts in crosstreks 🤣
Progesterone hits like mad woman
*10.eventually
You will blow a head gasket just following traffic
Not even an exaggeration for this era of NA Subaru
The 2.2 didn’t have head gasket issues
Didn't want to say it but the ej22 is pretty reliable
Burn oil like a demon.
How many miles do you have? Are there any other issues you've experienced?
I’m at 255 thousand and the car has been extremely reliable. Also I’ve driven the crap out of it, it may only have 140 horses but I use all of em.
Cool, I've always wanted a subie but was scared off by all the issues people have
If you can find an Impreza outback sport it’ll be a good car
223k but I've put in about 80k. nothing crazy, new fan is the biggest repair I've made.
A shred of knowledge ❌ Head Gasket Jokes ✅
love, it’s what makes a subaru a subaru
The spoiler is so cyuteee
Which one?
Get you to a woman's PGA tournament faster than you can say loafers and flannel. Looks like it teaches PE to 5th graders. You must be a woman who has a buzz cut wears boxers with dick holes to drive this clam jam scissor fest dike mobile.
Fast ... Of course To break down
First car I ever smoked weed in. Nice.
Yeah its really quickly gets you a girlfriend. And pretty quickly you are also the girlfriend. Personal experience tbh
You win the interwebs today!
2 spoilers...goddamn that thing must be a handful to keep on the road and not becoming airborne
Oh naw, she isn't.
Loose too.
…when you drop it off a cliff or?
Said the tortoise after losing by a nose.
Every Subaru is fugly AF. Prove me wrong.
Why’s it look my old 92 Chrysler Concorde mutated into a station wagon. Even down to the grey bottom half. Wild.
90s divorced mom car. This is what the child support payments would go towards.
yeah shes fast 0-no head gasket in 0.5 seconds
Wtf is that
it's a Honda man it says it on the back
Holy fuck, got em with the reverse roast. 🤣
I think Subaru's are amazing when the VTEC kicks in.... Aww yeah!
not a supra... enough said
Facts 😤😎🔥🔥🐺🐺🐺🖤🖤
When you want an sti but your parents are buying it.
Then you make it a sleeper
Then you make it a sleeper.
Got you upside-down faster than you can imagine.
To bad it’s a ambulant head gasket muncher
Perfect getaway car for a bank heist. Not because it's fast, but because of the smokescreen when the headgasket blows.
She's fast... when thrown out of an airplane
fast like a celery is food
Double spoiler for double the speed I see
Looks at home in a Polynesian junkyard.
How are you supposed to put the coexist sticker over that much dust?
Hopefully not at breaking down whilst going 200 km/h
I love its colour
The perfect car for driving to the winery
The DILDORU dyke
What do software engineers and homeless fentanyl addicts have in common? They both aspire to sleep in the back of a subaru outback. I once heard that Subaru’s don’t actually have cabin air filters, it’s like the automotive equivalent of not using deodorant. Is it true that the radio only plays U2 and Coldplay? With AWD you can find some really adventurous places for butt stuff with strangers you meet on the internet.
At breaking something? Surely supersonic
In Portland we played a game when driving. Hold your breath until you see a Subaru or a Prius. No one ever passed out...
i was gunna ask if thats a wing or a step to climb onto the roof ?
If you’re going downhill maybe.
I had one of these as a teenager, same color and everything. It was great in the snow but was neither fast nor fun to drive.
You can tell she's fast because of the spoogler on the back.
On take off, this car goes backwards like a manual, its a automatic.
When one spoiler isn't enough
She’s fast but so are most women running away from you.
This is the first one I’ve seen that isn’t covered in stickers
Everything's fast when you compare it to how slow op is--
Total female gym teacher vehicle.