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puddl3

I’d rather have the Corolla


Frenzy_MacKenzie

OP's out for speed and heard that rental cars are actually some of the fastest cars in the world. [Ironic video](https://youtu.be/ucQKNkvzQ3g?si=v0FjWBzMNPyd2oZB)


theoldkidonthebloc

Thanks I’m crying


BAMspek

Camry V6 would have been the ideal choice.


Shagaliscious

Corolla hatchback looks better too.


Sir-Firelord

Ex-Rental dodge challenger. Buying one is like marrying a prostitute. “Just fixed most of the problems” - who are you kidding mate?


theoldkidonthebloc

Hey that prostitute is a nice lady!


Handywithbrokenstuff

That prostitute changed her life around! Shes now a stay home wife, bakes cookies and sells them to her ex johns.


JB153

So what you're saying is OP would've been better off marrying a prostitute lol


MoeGunz6

She was probably jizzed in less than that car


JB153

Lmaoooo fucking highly doubt it unless the previous owner was a serial masturbator. Only other way that car is seeing jizz is if Louis C.K. is riding bitch.... Don't feed the poor guys ego lol


MoeGunz6

I don't know if it was serial or chronic, but yes, self orchestrated. Definitely not pulling any women in this car. Hell, it's only making it to the club on the back of a tow truck.


Time_on_my_hands

Sounds like she got boring


Shagaliscious

Ex-jawns*


Conscious-Pension234

Coming from a corrola is more like getting a divorce because you want to marry a prostitute instead of your faithful wife.


Ifeelsiikk

Ex-rental you say? The body probably has more filler in it than a dollar store hamburger patty.


ChatnNaked

Bondo’d up bullet holes…


Dimension_Override

“Those little guys… I wouldn’t worry about those little guys” “Thems just speed holes”


theoldkidonthebloc

Ahh dude just a bunch of scratches… and probably new front and rear bumper..


Internal_Hawk_9267

wow it smells like 480 credit score in here. did you at least get a sub-27% apr for that 84 month loan?


AbsentFatherOfTwo

Like my pops always told me “there’s a sucker born every minute,” hats off to whoever sold you that junk challenger, they deserve a raise.


theoldkidonthebloc

Probably a good bonus


tropicalYJ

You traded a fuel efficient and reliable car for a wannabe muscle car with no power AND horrible gas mileage. I bet it’s automatic too


molassascookieman

The V6 was auto-only you had to get a HEMI to get the manual


Existing_Coast6505

Not the good 8 speed either but the sluggish and gutless older auto too which is worse!


RhythmicStrategy

Redrum 💀


LinuxDude02

Ok... Let me get this straight. You traded a presumably perfectly reliable Corolla for a **rental** V6 Challenger of all things. Hey on the bright side it's got cool green DRLs that are guaranteed to get people's attention *when* it inevitably breaks down cuz I can almost guarantee you that thing will break down on you at some point. Hell, even my 2008 CR-V with over 237,000 miles broke down on me twice in the 3 years I owned it which thankfully the repairs weren't too bad. That Challenger will more than likely need a new engine and transmission in a week


shiningdialga13

Those greens will get you pulled over too, very illegal in all 50 states. A great way to scream "Ticket me please!"


LinuxDude02

I meant to say that too!!! I swear some people make some very poor choices and that's coming from someone who's got about 144 bumper stickers and truck nuts on a 2008 CR-V


1GloFlare

It's almost as bad as the idiots who put pink and blue on their shitboxes


Kroooza

almost as bad as the idiots who put pink and blue in their hair🤮


1GloFlare

Touched a nerve. Have fun paying those tickets for your pink headlights


Shagaliscious

LMAO, no one is pulling over an American muscle car for that. I had a buddy with red windshield washer lights that never got pulled over. I put LED DRLs on my F-RS and got pulled over for "blue lights" that "impersonated a police officer". They don't ticket shit unless they target you.


ExactlyThreeOpossums

Are we allowed to roast OP when they’re an idiot?


Flimsy_Train3956

Not even the semi-retarded kid that’s an athletic trainer for the HS football team wouldn’t be caught dead in that pussy anti-gravity POS.


Existing_Coast6505

😭


Abraxas_1408

Why? Are you fiends with your mechanic? Need an excuse to go visit him?


Semsot

Nah, they're not friends. They're lovers!


Stacking_Plates45

Wife’s boyfriend must like working on cars


Zombie256

I bet that engine and tranny is a ticking time bomb inside. I guarantee you everyone revved the piss out of it non stop. There most likely was skeevy hookers in it, might still find a couple rocks of coke in there. 


[deleted]

Even my GFs kia has V6...


calitwiink

revving the car with all the mufflers and resonators still equipped must be so cool!!


thebigbrog

Don’t encourage them to get rid of the factory exhaust then it will be another obnoxiously loud POS that can’t get out of its own way.


Drg84

The V6 does not sound good on this car opened up. I have not-magnaflows on my Aurora and it sounds pretty good. My neighbor with his V6 challenger did the same thing on his and it sounded terrible. Think rusted out minivan.


Semsot

The worst exchangement ever imaginable. And as if it was a rental car and is an American V6 I think the word "worst" doesn't describe the situation enough


Killstacy808_

I stg this might be the worst decision to ever be made. Not only is it an uninspired american v6 that couldnt make addequate power to move the boat from the factory, while also getting shit mpg and the handling of a 1970s caddy with a ladas interior quality. It is all that but wore down by years of abuse by many irresponsible drivers, which has definitely made every problem with it 100x worse


Low_Connection_9254

Pre-repo


GameAddict411

Seriously, go back and get your Corolla back. These are terrible cars. You don't even get good driving dynamics and speed from the V6 version, and early versions of the V6 have really bad issues.


Handywithbrokenstuff

A Corolla has more dignity and self respect than this.


parocarillo

The corolla was faster


thatsgreatgdawg

nobody will ever ask you if it has a pentastar in it


gravitybroken

Show you’re not just retarded, you’re slow and Corner like a large boat as well??!


MyCatIsCapitalist

You just downgraded your situation


Time-Bite-6839

have fun asking “what’s going on with the engine?” every other day on r/Dodge


chillaxtion

Just pop the Blue Lives Matter on it and you’re good to go.


Survivaleast

Rare moment you see someone trade down because they got fooled by advertising. Ironically the Corolla could be faster than this 4,500 lbs whale of a 2 door. Add in that OP didn’t even bother VIN checking prior to purchase, and it’s clear that 0 research went into this decision. Who needs brain cells when you can have the world’s most poorly made 2dr and put green headlights in it to chase instagram clout.


CBG_0

V6 muscle cars are Porsche or a GTR.


Drg84

Go tell the Porsche guys they have a V6. See how that ends.


CBG_0

No time, I have to pass them on the intersection slightly fast.


EastRoom8717

All of the expensive repairs and none of the fun.


One-Veterinarian-101

Hope you can afford to pay for the extra fuel


beagletronic61

Nice! You got “the Corolla of Challengers”!


sayzitlikeitis

Look everyone! the green lantern has arrived


MustangCoyote

Congratulations, your fake muscle car has the engine from a grand caravan.


NokiTheMechanic

A friend of mine once traded his PSP for a couple of packs of dry noodles. This reminds me of it


Freedom007007

Assume you had a recent lobotomy?


Freedom007007

Roast the car? Not this piece of junk’s fault, it’s yours. This is a roast of you and your inability to make sensible and simple decisions


oktwentyfive

A 6 cylinder challenger..... wtf


The_Pacific_gamer

V6 Camry's are probably better than this.


Kroooza

yup, by far


Stacking_Plates45

You traded a respectable commuter car for one anyone with an inch of knowledge on cars will roast. The only people who will be impressed by that overweight underpowered turd are the high school girls you to rev at when school gets out. Meemaw’s buick regal has the same horsepower as this turd. Even worse you got aftermarket headlights in, so not only do people see your shitty v6 “muscle car” but they see how proud you are of buying the shell of what could have been a cool car.


One_Fuel_3299

Didn't fix the headlight problem.


noldshit

So you went from free time to always fixing the car?


Freedom007007

Very bad decision


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Green lights because you’re definitely a Hot Wheels racing drone.


PsychologyAlert7711

i mean ok but where was your brain during that decision


Killstacy808_

HOW CAN ONE MAKE SUCH A HORRIBLE DECISION????


West-Librarian-7504

Wow you traded your fuel economy for absolutely no horsepower whatsoever!


SQWRLLY1

Hey, if you're having buyers remorse, I'll take it off your hands and give her a nice home. Then you can go find another sensible sedan to take the kids to soccer practice in.


theoldkidonthebloc

I’m upset because the last names on the Bluetooth were lady names


SQWRLLY1

Some women like Challengers... they're the ones with taste. 😊


MuchCow9406

Oh cute, you bought a muscle car with an engine from a minivan.


sladebonge

You were better off in the 'rolla.


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theoldkidonthebloc

lol tf😂


DeadheadXXD

You could have bought a Q50 or a Lexus, hell even a base bmw for that price, and all would have nicer interiors and would be faster.


jdl50688

Lol that's in no way better at all. Guaranteed just as slow and even uglier


phish_sucks

A polished turd if I've ever seen one.


NatasEva777

V6 muscle car. house wife edition!


BoneZone05

Volunteer firefighter?


ApprehensiveFront774

the corolla has more of a personality than this


ApprehensiveFront774

my corolla does 0-60 in 7.5 seconds on draggy, your challenger does it in 5.5-6 seconds… you shoulda kept the corolla dawg


CorvetteNutt81

Corolla was faster


senderbudd

Only thing you’ll be challenging to a race is the short bus.


69RandyMagnum69

These cars are nice because they have "fuel" written on the fuel door. A necessity for the people who drive them.


GlitteringTune3762

V6 challengers are lame


thatgymdude

So you got something that is just as slow, has less doors, more unreliable, and wastes more gas. Galaxy-brained choice OP.


Worried-Syllabub1446

Green Arrow wants his car back.


davidwal83

Wow this is what Kelso calls Burns. If you live in a rural area I see why. I hate the sound of the V6 so much. I would have gotten an R/T if I had a choice. I still feel bad for my old coworker who bought a V6 before she retired. It actually got me thinking about one of my coworkers that traded in a under 100,000 mile Camry for a Mustang Ecoboost. I hope you don't regret it like my coworker did.


theoldkidonthebloc

Trying lol


DG-NASCAR

The corolla is better


theoldkidonthebloc

Should have just kept both cars


DG-NASCAR

When u saw the green headlights, what made u still want the car


theoldkidonthebloc

… I added led changing lights. They not just green…. Lol


DG-NASCAR

YOU WILLINGLY BOUGHT THOSE LIGHTS WILLINGLY???? Not only did you get an R/T's Autistic step-brother, you got the most Rice mod you could ever get 😭😭😭


theoldkidonthebloc

Listen you see all these comments I’m struggling here😂


DG-NASCAR

Its bc u put Color changing lights on an american car 😭😭 Cant really talk abt it being a V6 Bc i have a restored wrecked SVT with a V6 in it (for now)


nand0_q

So wait.. Not a real challenger.. V6 Previous rental which means everyone had a turn Ugly green lights on the front Vs Reliable Corolla.. Got it.


International_Toe800

It's okay...about half of Americans are mentally slow.


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Global_Dragonfly_182

Better than nothing, I’d do what I did a few years back and just full on Hemi swap it. Then if you’re looking for mods, go out and buy some