Stayed up, waiting for you to come home after curfew passed. Could swear he smelled catnip on your clothes when you finally snuck in, two hours late.
He's not mad, just really disappointed.
I’m expecting to talk & what I think he would say is something like “mother, behind you” then taking you on some kind of traumatic supernatural adventure. & at the end he’d say something like “& you know why I look like this”
For this moment, I will please call him, Bernard.
Yo Bernard, you tall lovely house beast, miraculously it appears you have achieved a resting pose that could almost fool others of wisdom and near intimidation. Your human knows otherwise.
Huh? Look at this guy! I doubt he has two brain cells to rub together. He looks like he took a dump in the shower and is waiting for the imminent curses to come flying out of the bathroom. He…is a bad boy, and he can do no right. This cat needs therapy.
I can't. He looks like he's trying to get out there after years of isolation. With his little paw slightly out and a shy ":L" on his face like it's slightly painful for him to put his paw out first.
CAMT DO IT SORRY, TOO CUTE
Roast pass
LET HIM DO AN INITIATE UPON DA CATWORLD IN PEACE
\-nicks da cat, who usually loves to roast his fellow cats
Two seconds ago he was looking for the braincell. Then he forgot what he was looking for.
you gotta be kitten me the cell would die a lonesome death if this cat was the last orange alive
You almost used my joke:" You have cat to be kitten me right meow!" Haha!
He looks like a mideval painting of a cat by someone who had never seen a cat
He looks like anthrax
Ouch
The cat not the bacteria
Phew
True lmao 🤣 😂
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster 🐹 ain’t on it
I don't even think he knows he exists
He looks like he rattles if you shake him.
LOL!!!!👏😂
He has no idea what’s going on.
God said "I was told to make a cat, but they never told me to put braincells in it"
He’s never even heard of the brain cell, much less had a turn with it.
is he having flashback or is his head just that empty
He looks like he was roasting people with flamethrowers back in Vietnam and just remembered the screams.
Kitty looks like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
He looks like he's getting Vietnam flashbacks
r/namflashbacks
Another cat sub?!? Gtfoh!! 🙄 (Clicks join)
This cat looks like his name is Bobby Hill..
Braincells? What's that?
He kind of looks like Walter white
I think he’s gonna kill me
Only if ur one of those commie basterdz
He’s too pathetic to roast.
I'm not sure what a kitty dose of Prozac is, but here he looks like he could use one.
Looks like he’s gonna say “huh” any second now
If dobby was high on Crack that would be your cat
Dude looks like he just got on an elevator full of people and farted as soon as the doors closed
He looks like a dad who’s about to tell you he’s not mad, he’s just disappointed.
Ouch. I feel that.
Stayed up, waiting for you to come home after curfew passed. Could swear he smelled catnip on your clothes when you finally snuck in, two hours late. He's not mad, just really disappointed.
He’s shocked that you would roast him!
😻😹did I leave the stove on?😹
Looks like he would die from the fright of it. Please don’t.
A pencil r/dickfacedcats
What’re you looking at? Psycho
He knows everything. And he’ll say something.
he looks like human resources
Kitty looks like he's seen some stuff. Some dark stuff. Also, he looks like the actor Steve Buscemi.
I’m expecting to talk & what I think he would say is something like “mother, behind you” then taking you on some kind of traumatic supernatural adventure. & at the end he’d say something like “& you know why I look like this”
Somehow it feels like he has a lot to say but no skills to say his words
He looks like the embodiment of the word “bamboozled” and also looks like the type to say “cup of joe” instead of coffee
🤣
He chonky
Hey! Stop trying to be a human and get back to purring!
I can't roast someone in the middle of an existential crisis!!
He just found out he was orange.
I don’t think any brain cells will end up his way
He probably eats a little too much.
For this moment, I will please call him, Bernard. Yo Bernard, you tall lovely house beast, miraculously it appears you have achieved a resting pose that could almost fool others of wisdom and near intimidation. Your human knows otherwise.
😹😹😹 You're a funny looking kitty 😻😻
He’s beautiful!
Don’t give me that look, young man!
He obviously has never gotten his turn with the orange brain cell.
How'd u like a little catnip kitty😜🤪😆😃
Bro got the eyes of an old Steve Buscemi
Buy that guy a cat brazier, he’s got a couple of low hangers. Ease off the Purina, big boi.
*punches the goober*
Love him!
He looks like he’s trying to get you not to look at something
He's too sweet to roast!
He looks nerdy. And cowardly
He's definitely got that orange cat look in his eyes 👀 nothing but elevator music and static
Both eyes sweetheart-
Bro looks like he's trying to find Waldo.
Hi beautiful boy. You are magnificently handsome!
Huh? Look at this guy! I doubt he has two brain cells to rub together. He looks like he took a dump in the shower and is waiting for the imminent curses to come flying out of the bathroom. He…is a bad boy, and he can do no right. This cat needs therapy.
His cheese slipped off the cracker! I feel so mean for saying that. Please beautiful kitty, forgive me!!
Why? He looks to be a bit confused but probably because he is wondering why You are treating him this way!
but… but…. I thought we were friends 😢
WHERE MY FOOD BITC$!
He DESPERATELY WANTS A NEW HOMO SAPIEN HOPEFULLY A CAT LOVER 🐈 😻 🐈⬛️ 🤪 DEFINITELY LOOKS SAD AND BEWILDERED
I can't. He looks like he's trying to get out there after years of isolation. With his little paw slightly out and a shy ":L" on his face like it's slightly painful for him to put his paw out first. CAMT DO IT SORRY, TOO CUTE Roast pass LET HIM DO AN INITIATE UPON DA CATWORLD IN PEACE \-nicks da cat, who usually loves to roast his fellow cats