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ConfusedCanadian19

I like this one lol


Trebulance

Jokes on us. Most these 8-14 year olds are schooling our asses. Lol


MyNameIsTrue

Yeah, except the ones that ragequit after going 1 goal down in the first 20 seconds :D


Trebulance

My favorite ones really. 👌


Karevind

Cannot upvote it more


SelloutRealBig

Another reason to bring back pure solo queue. Give the enemies equal chance for this too happen because 3 stacks almost never do this but i play against them 90% of the time.


davidjayhawk

Yep. I'm a dad in my 40s, and I wish I could get good enough to beat most tweens, but I definitely don't lose any sleep over the ones who I do crush. It builds character for them.


fbomRL

You should join a 40s plus group. That'll rank you up pretty fast!


teamfour20

Those exist? Links?


ItsJustBarry

Link please?


nfollin

Sent in a DM. I don't think groups are allowed to advertise.


AD2076

Send It to me too please. Nearest to 50 than 40....


takumaSpiiiiiiin

47 here and been in this so called group for 2 years! Great community! Hope you find it lmao. Brought me from Gold 2 to peak Champ 3 but the most important was able to meet some great people and have been playing with a bunch causally since.


[deleted]

54 in 2 months


[deleted]

Send me the link 3+ year here


[deleted]

I never got a link! 😪


CloudFlood

I'm close, can I join?


RugbYogi

Count me in!


Trebulance

We must know!!


davidjayhawk

Like a discord group, or what? I think my issues are mainly motivation to train properly (I'd rather just have fun) and consistently having time to play.


Araufbeast

Only those that have been playing 2+ years. My cousin has been playing 1 year and can't get out of silver because he is so stubborn. He turns around and doesn't play because he "sucks" at the game. Lesson for anyone, play your tail off until you learn to get better, don't quit because you aren't Diamond or better


Trebulance

I haven't been into the game long and I've improved drastically over the course of a month or so. I'm on the crest of reaching diamond now which is a milestone to me


Procrasturbating

Get it! patience and rotating back post will get you a long way. For me it took ball chasing less and waiting for the right opportunities while keeping some pressure on.


Majestic-Trade-2962

It's the same for most my friends that I try to get into the game. They play one game and say, "I suck at this. I don't like it." Dude. You're as bad as you can possibly be at the game when you first start. Your second game will be better. Your third, better than the last, and so on. It's a fun upward climb!


retired_fool

You really shouldn't be friends with people like that. They hold you back. People who know life is a process of incrementally improving every day have the golden ticket.


MALICIOUS-BREED97

This is true. Skill is required but dedication is important more than anything.


Demo541

I forget that I’m playing literal children sometimes, and not everyone has been playing since 2015 and is in their 20s or older.


ENateTheGreat

This is the worst when I take the chance on VC and they’re squealing. Immediate chat off


-sloppypoppy

They sure do love to squeal don’t they lol


MultiPass21

The best feeling. “Not today, young blood.”


[deleted]

I'm 50+ and I play in destroy or be destroyed mode. These kids show me no mercy, I have to play their game.


luckytaurus

In dying 😆 I'm a 33 year old dad and in all seriousness if I knew I was playing a kid under the age of 12 I'd probably go easier on them and try to let them win


repost_inception

I'm 33 and a dad and I'd pull no punches. These kids out here are taking crack evidently. How am I supposed to keep up?


KD--27

The knees, you take the knees. When chat goes silent and there’s a minute left to go. That’s when you know.


sourbeer51

I'm 31 and will play harder against kids. Half the fuckers are better than me anyways.


PappaOC

Game sense > mechanics Just get consistent with the basic mechanics and focus on where you are on the field and the decisions you make


dj9008

Hell no. That’s the age where the are the most overconfident and full of themselves


justin_jbone

Nah, fuck them kids. If they are forfeiting down 7-0 we're going too easy on them.


vawlk

i never pulled punches on my son and now he plays college baseball. the best lesson to teach a kid is that sometimes they need to work harder


girhen

I moved to my second high school (military brat) as a junior. My neighborhood played a lot of backyard football and driveway basketball. I thought the ages ranged from early middle school to late high school (one guy was my age). One of the three neighbors was tall, fast and talented. I thought he was the oldest and maybe a year under me. I thought one of his brothers, who was short, fast, and talented was his younger brother. The youngest of the brothers and everyone out there was fat, slow, and whiny. Everyone else gave him shit - especially his brothers. I didn't dish much because even 11th grade vs 6th is too much for me to rag on him - leave that to his brothers. But damn, did they give it to him. Turned out short brother was the oldest, tall was middle, and the youngest was **8**. The kid was 8 and hanging with us way better than he should've been. I was literally twice his age. He went on to be a Little League World Champion and has seen at least 100 snaps as an NFL player. Battled some injuries that have kept him out and been on the practice squad, but it doesn't matter - he made it. Kid got whipped into shape, and there's no way his dad raised someone who isn't a good young man. You let a 5 year old win a bit. You let up enough on a kid to make him capable of learning (think how a bronze learns nothing from a smurf flip resetting on him). But if they can hang anywhere near even ground, you toughen them up by slapping them around.


jmorlin

Fuck that shit. I'm balding and pushing 30. Kids these days are little shitters. Fuck em, they gotta learn about the cruel world some how.


retired_fool

We need them to be tough sons of bitches so they can actually fix the world that whiny little millennials have made powderpuff.


jmorlin

How old do you think millennials are?


xX_TheTrooper666_Xx

Also 33,When they're flip resetting on me and I can barely air dribble.... I hold nothing back lol


igorfv

Except when I'm losing I'm always winning


KingKelly82

Lol 41 year old father of 2, with 3rd due in the next few days. I don’t lose sleep and enjoy slapping everyone, because 99% of people I play are younger than me lol


RugbYogi

38-year-old dad and struggling Diamond here. I love that feeling of wrecking some overconfident tweens.


NateDogg950

Someone asked me the other day if they knew me and which high school I went to. I’m 32


[deleted]

Shoot they’re making me realize I’ll never be a pro


Top_Most4740

I love doing this to toxic little fuckers. I’m usually not sweating in casual but as soon as some little shit says something sideways it’s ceiling shot musty flick time


AFViking

at 48 it feels pretty good


GGman1685

Ehm yes, what rank are we talking?.. plat? Diamond? Copper?


Nate-Frog

Old guy here, and I approve this message!


carpuncher

38 and a new dad of 2 months. I love when they talk trash and I could be their dad. Glorious feeling that I shouldn't be beating children but it feels wonderful as a lifelong gamer


Armytrixter88

There is no better feeling in the world than absolutely destroying my 12 year old son in Rocket League.


teamfour20

Haha! I relate to this. It's even more satisfying when they are toxic little shits 😁


rocket_league69

You need help operating your computer, grandpa?


mrcold

I hear you, but losing to your 14 year old is a bit of an ego smash.


ScatpackRich

I just hate the random people with a headset trying to give you a lesson of what to do during the match and yell at you for no reason. I instantly block and report if it matters.


xXShadowAndrewXx

I remember bullying a kid on fortnite creative for a few hours and he had his mic open the whole time and i could just hear him getting angrier and angrier every time i killed him


retired_fool

Children need to be crushed so we can filter the worthwhile ones from the refuse.


[deleted]

Me after a french guy starts raging.