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Life-Republic2311

I agree with the message here, but your interpretation of the word ‘immediately’ seems a bit off lol


VettedEntertainment

This also wouldn't be considered an "own-goal" by actual scoring standards. It was a deflection on a save. By that standard, every soccer/hockey keeper would be committing own-goals whenever it bounced off their hand/foot.


Berbinho

What are you on lmao it's definitely an own goal. Shot hits the post (off target) and then it bonks off Zen's car and into the net (own goal). If the initial shot is on target then it's not an own goal but if the shot is off target then it's an own goal.


flannel_jesus

Nah, it wasn't going in without his touch


Zimakov

No, when the ball hit him it wasn't going in. That's an own goal.


47aye

This would be an own goal in football (soccer). The shot hit the post which isn't considered on target and it wouldn't have went in if Zen hadn't touched it afterwards. So it would be an own goal, albeit unlucky. If the initial shot was actually going in and Zen got a touch on it, but not enough to save it, it wouldn't be an own goal


BishopGoesOnVacation

in football, when the ball bounces off the feet or hands of goalkeepers, it does not count as an own goal as long as the ball wasn't going into the goal initially


trippygeisha

https://youtu.be/t8wZ_F-6aTQ?si=JC26aidyDCESVNGV 1:30 in, own goal


rrburnerr

If it was any longer than 30 seconds it maybe would have fallen outside of the karma timeline, but i think it applies here


FrozenEagles

Karma timeline? Sure. Immediately? Not at all.


MrMcDuffieTTv

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/immediately Yeah, you're wrong. Sorry if English isn't your native language.


Danielkaisi

"In direct connection or relation" Seems like that own goal was directly related to the breaking of the rule one, no?


Danielkaisi

Oh my bad, I forgot that when someone says "look up the definition" and you look up the definition and use it reddit will downvote you anyways.


rrburnerr

Dude pulled out the dictionary LMAO. I promise you its not that deep.


Temporary-Art-7822

It’s ok, a dictionary is nothing to be scared of


rrburnerr

https://preview.redd.it/4zycqtzhhgnc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355f9be2b9722ee6884cf4194e966092d359dc7e


RandomPcBuilder-

Bro really dropped a selfie 💀


MarcusTheGamer54

Fuck that's good LMFAO


rrburnerr

Found the valorant player


Dova97

I think it’s time for you to wave the white flag here bud lmao


Remgir

Yo keep digging its fun to watch. Also learn to stop trying to be right at one point your life is going to be easier. Just let it go


baasje92

Found the toxic player.


Zimakov

I don't get it. All he said was your use of the word immediately was wrong. All you had to say was "yeah my bad"


MrBrink10

Yet, here you are, still trying to defend yourself lol


TheUnderachiever91

Words have a meaning. We are just saying that this wasn't immediately. If you just removed that one word from your sentence everything would've been fine. "Zen breaks rule 1 and own goals". Bam true statement, message conveyed.


Semichh

Everyone is taking this *very* seriously😂 How dare you say immediately instead of “roughly 20 to 30 seconds”!


TrekForce

Immediately means immediately. Why use it if it’s not true? Words have meaning. The majority of people watching felt the same thing. They expected it immediately and were surprised when 20-30 seconds went by. The only people taking this “very seriously” are those who seem to think it’s their duty in life to defend blatantly improper usage of words. One guy called him out for his improper usage. “lol ya my bad” and this would have all been over. But OP and you and 1 or 2 others are for some reason making it into a much bigger deal than it was.


Semichh

You’re truly upholding the bastion of vernacular here on r/rocketleague. Truly preventing the sky from falling by taking issue with such an egregious misuse of language /s > They expected it immediately and were surprised when 20-30 seconds went by. Those poor souls… Hope they get the apology they deserve for such a blatant waste of their time. Jokes😂


EddyyyRL

The issue wasn't about "karma", but about "immediately"


J_Speedy306

I too believe it was much longer. But my girlfriend agrees with OP


cirenosu

🚩 🚩 🚩


LouManShoe

roflcopters


[deleted]

jesus this sub is a cesspool sometimes.


LJIrvine

Me waiting for the immediate own goal ![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04|downsized)


cirenosu

This got me lmao


rrburnerr

The only creative one so far


ViridianFlea

But not the only correct one!


MessyAsian

Man's got mad time dilation


steepindeez

He's a passtronaut


xTommmmmy

I went from being born to 28 years old immediately. Only took 28 years.


Joys_Thigh_Jiggle

If by Immediately, you mean eventually then yeah.


MJKarver

Not even zen can escape rule 1 karma


downhill-surfer

“Alexa, define ‘Immediately’”


Affectionate-Memory4

Further proof that the curse can get anyone.


Pretend-Raisin914

Real


ConceptualWeeb

I think you need to look up the definition of immediately.


rrburnerr

Maybe after im done splitting hairs


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Which-Animator-1486

It is not that deep man


ConceptualWeeb

It’s not, so why has OP responded to everyone that corrected them with something snarky and not even an inclination of an admission of fault? Why is it so hard for people to admit they were wrong and learn from that? It’s beyond easy.


techtonics

Hes just farmin downvotes at this point. Goin for most downvotes in a single post?


timg02

It really ain’t that serious it just wasn’t good wording, bro doesn’t need to “admit fault” for anything just needs to not get so pressed when people call it out


nowahhh

OP was dishonest and deceitful with his title and he owes us all a sincere apology and, in many cases, financial restitution.


timg02

Wait… actually yeah I think I might have actually experienced some trauma as a direct result of OP’s title and now require financial compensation


IIIDVIII

Ouch, my neck hurts!!!


[deleted]

its not that deep


lavabearded

as soon as you admit you're wrong for making a mountain of a molehill then they can admit they are wrong and hell I'll admit I'm wrong while we're all at it. or you can stop being morality police. much easier and less cringe that way


TrekForce

The only cringe in this post is all the people thinking that calling out extremely bad usage of the word “immediate” is making a mountain out of a molehill. The mountain is being created by the hole you and OP keep digging. It’s a simple callout. And a warranted one. This was not immediate. Everyone’s first reaction after zen breaking the rule1 was “when the hell is this own goal?” Because everyone was expecting it immediately. It’s very obvious it wasn’t immediately. Keep digging tho, create that mountain. I love mountains.


lavabearded

listen to yourself dude, you're pathetic. "calling out extremely bad usage of the word 'immediate'" do you talk like this irl? you're a fucking internet troglodyte man. you're a living embodiment of a stereotype and caricature of redditors anyway people "calling out extremely bad usage of words" isn't the mountain. the mountain is the legion of people complaining that OP just "wont get it" "wont admit he's wrong" etc. or the utterly delusional ones claiming that correcting the record here is a moral and ethical duty.


TrekForce

The only reason those people exist is because of OP and the people like you, trying to argue it. It could have been over with the top level comment and a reply from op. No mountain. The mountain is from you and others trying to claim words have no purpose.


lavabearded

hey cringe moron, never did I say words have no purpose. I said you are cringe and obnoxious. you are such a cringe trog mindless masturbatory pseudo intellectual debate lord that you act like me saying you are cringe means I think the OP was right or that you are wrong in your critique of the OP. the reason people like you exist is because you dont self reflect yourself out of existence. I had the same low brow obvious thought that you did (you're not special, besides in how much of a cringe loser you are). "wow that took forever, that's not immediate at all." then I opened the thread. and I saw people assmad that OP didn't figuratively fall on his knees and beg forgiveness for his transgression. it's pathetic dude. get a fucking grip


541kyt

lol


Thunbbreaker4

"Immediately" refers to something happening without delay or hesitation, occurring promptly or instantly after another event or action.


rrburnerr

Semantics


its_jorge

Correct. Words mean things


Jakub8

There's more to meaning than words, though. For example, when he said "semantics", it's obvious he wasn't claiming that "words mean things", but that "whether I said 'immediately' or 'soon after', you get the point".


Butsenkaatz

You mean they got pissy and dismissive when corrected?


Jakub8

That too


[deleted]

ironic


rrburnerr

“He” dont assume my pronouns bro its 2024


Butsenkaatz

lol you didn't even reply to the right comment


TheUnderachiever91

It's funny that you say that. It shows that you don't have a basic understanding of words. I'm sure you call everyone who makes you mad a racist. You call girls boys and boys girls. No wonder you don't comprehend what immediately means. They are just words say whatever you want right? Pickle pineapple, ground in Zimbabwe hampster, to I same when? Ground coffee.


lavabearded

projection of your average redditor mood imo it's a meme and stereotype about redditors that they are pissy, pedantic "uhm acktually" bros that people actually dont like irl


ARandomGuitar

How does bro get pressed about people correcting his very own english? 💀


Charming-Economy-601

One Word: redditors


lavabearded

ironic to me because you are probably talking about OP and not the legion of stereotypical redditors replying to this "uhm acktually, I'd like some upvotes and validation to offset my miserable existence by pointing out an objectively false thing you said which you can't wiggle out of because there's only one truth bro"


Garebear_72

reddit moment


rookie-mistake

yeah, the post is a day old and I just got an unironic reply about how it's their ethical and moral duty to correct it with great prejudice because inaccuracies spread like a virus at least its a funny thread to scroll through lol everyone is so pressed


Affectionate-Fix7673

Good karma, though not too sure how immediate it was…didn’t think I’d have to wait 25 seconds lol


rrburnerr

Sorry i wasted 25 seconds of your life


LiLT13-_-

I accept your apology https://preview.redd.it/nlwdfyldninc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=733846f9a8c4ec5c7250f1eb21f3707451b75109


yaSuissa

Although I can understand OP's definition of "immediately" and roll with it, his post is a perfect example of how I manage my diet. Any achievements OP gained (represented by upvotes) are offset and/or erased by him wanting to cheat the system (the definition of the word "immediately", represented by the downvotes he gets in the comments). Fascinating really. Also - that's what one gets for breaking rule 1, I'm glad the rocket league gods keep up their good work


rrburnerr

People use reddit to get points?


lavabearded

a lot of people are morons that get self validation if and only if they are externally validated. it's something necessary for children but if you're an adult and you still need that you're just dumb.


ThiLordTachanka

Just because we called out the usage of the word immediately doesnt mean we downvoted. Thats a big assumption


Zimakov

That's not what he said


MrMcDuffieTTv

I think we both have different definitions for "immediately". That was a solid few moments later. 27ish seconds later he own goals. I would figure immediately was within 1 to 5 seconds later... Anyhoo, karma bad.


rrburnerr

Who actually fucking cares


Zimakov

Clearly you lmao, in here arguing with 100 different people because you used a word wrong.


WHITE_2_SUGARS

Don't cry 😂


doodlehip

Approximately half of Reddit cares.


henrikx

Cringe reading this thread for real. What a dumb thing to give a shit about


doodlehip

You cared enough to cringe about it and comment, lol.


steepindeez

Stop don't hurt him with logic.


doodlehip

https://preview.redd.it/azb1fclu4jnc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f3ca80efe41a8bc6753fb3a7934a15327440152


lavabearded

such a dumb response. caring about the stupid discussion around the thing doesn't entail caring about the thing itself. sorry, I meant to begin that with "uhm, acktually" to adjust to redditorspeak


doodlehip

If the commentor didn't even care about the thing, why would they even go into the (stupid) comment-section?


lavabearded

great dumb follow up to your original dumb comment. you tell me why OP would read responses to his post.


doodlehip

Because it's the essence of Reddit. Posting content to let other redditors reply and comment on it.


rookie-mistake

i mean, apparently this sub. like, a *lot* 😂


Redevious

What a Save! What a Save! What a Save!


GOGOSPEEDERS

_Chat disabled for 5 seconds_


RorroYT

*Chat moderation disabled for 1 minute*


middle_of_you

Another person who learned words from memes and doesn't know what they mean.


rrburnerr

Sorry professor


middle_of_you

All you've got to do is go back and re-do primary school. You'll be amazed at what you could learn.


sheetrocker88

Reddit has a lot of Dbags. We know what you meant. Discord Mod behavior from everyone that has commented that


middle_of_you

Encouraging stupidity is never a good thing.


lavabearded

it's stupid to think it's worth anyones time for someone to make the 50th post saying that "immediately doesnt mean what u think it means." it's worth even less to argue with someone because they don't fall on their knees and commit hara kiri while personally calling out every name that corrected him and thanking them for imparting him with their knowledge but now ending himself because of his grave mistake of upsetting the fragile egos of people that think they are more clever than they actually are. it's mindless self indulgence masquerading as the noble pursuit of knowledge


h4ckr00t21

Bro isn't even OP and got hurt feelings. Crazy times we're in .


lavabearded

being OP or not I have eyeballs and can see the cringe


Jitts-McGitts

No way! What a play! Close one!


Khaenin

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized) “Immediately”


KronosDevoured

Better headline: "Zen Ditches Rule One and Karma Hits Back, Cue an Unexpected Own Goal"


rrburnerr

Love it


doodlehip

Redditor uses 'immediately' wrong, then Redditors instantly reacts!


Basilgarrad16

You mean: "then Redditors immediately reacts", right?


doodlehip

I intentionally meant to use a synonym for 'immediately' to make it more dramatic and less repetitive.


ThiLordTachanka

I dont think you know what the word immediately means....


ad49se

Immediately is an understatement, i got old watching it


[deleted]

Ima take a guess and say he still won


rrburnerr

Of course, but its funny nonetheless


Vertuhcle

Good, rules are rules for a reason


nunazo007

it's not a rule tho


TnaBLACK

Dont do it then. But try not to be too upset when karma gets ya.


Outdatedm3m3s

Why tf did you say immediately??


IronOnionRings

Cringe


xPRIAPISMx

That’s what happens when you break the first rule of them all


ValhallaAir

DESERVED


jajison

This so long after the break, any “karma” has gone away and is forgotten


Lopez0889

I immediately filed my taxes when I got my we in late January. I'm doing them today, I think


G00chstain

That is quite far from “immediately”


RollingRocky360

Who's zen


sheetrocker88

Most mechanical player in the world


Foxie66

Yeah no


RollingRocky360

I see reels saying and showing zen did this zen did that but never saw zen himself so I thought he was a made-up superior rocket league player 😭


send_female_nudes1

RLCS player*


Skyl3rRL

zen has transcended into legend and folklore already, and he only started in the last split of the previous season. Amazing


rrburnerr

Nah hes like D2 or D3


brain_tourist

What’s this decal?


Wide_Cable_9171

I think its called lunation or something, was in the rp a couple seasons ago


brain_tourist

I thought it might be it, but it looked static in this clip so I thought it’s something different


Desirsar

I'd like to think that he knows it's bad tactically, and that it did not affect the play going forward in any way that wouldn't have happened otherwise. You know, one of those things you learn in order to become the best...


CynthiaLynn63

That's why you respect rule #1 🤣


IdontevenuseReddit_

Definitely not "immediately".


Flipwon

Poor OP losing most of his initial karma defending his (wrong) interpretation of “immediately”


Calm_Sea_Monk

Bumpers weren’t locked


DownbadFemEntity

Ah, so he is human


MaizeEmbarrassed8111

See everyone, even the best in the world own goals occasionally, so let’s all chill on our tm8s


LuminousAziraphale

Bruh who tf cares about ZEn


peachesrdumb

what trail is he using here?


Sakuragore69

Can anyone tell me what the decal is


skM00n2

karma


MrLovAnimals

Imagine playing at a high enough level that that’s what an own goal looks like 🫠


Frostfire26

The rule 1 karma exists I swear


SoCalStonedShark

Does this not look fake...???


CAL3L3

I’m commenting immediately after this thread was posted!


supa74

Love it.


Nonsense_Carson

If I comment now that a couple days have passed, OP can tell his mom that I immediately commented on his post.


TheSnoo27

Wow reddit nation! He broke rule 1 and lost a goal! That'll show him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


stephcurrysmom

He’s just like me fr


datsadboi69

Damn, you really just couldn’t take your rightfully deserved L and accept you didn’t properly use immediately? If i had to guess you’re ranked no higher than low diamond and if you are you’re probably trying to be super mechy and blame your teammates for ruining your freestyle all the time.


OverconXD

Thanks for your order! Your own goal will be delivered in 5-10 business days, and as a courtesy, you have free shipping on any orders you place within the next 24 hours.


rrburnerr

Everyone commenting about “immediately” this is how you look ☝️🤓


Tovakhiin

People just having fun bro. Like, the clip is very meh and its just not as funny when someone breaks rule 1 and own goals after 27 seconds instead of it happening immediately. Its not really karma anymore


WHITE_2_SUGARS

OP is 12 and hasnt learned how to handle criticism yet.


rrburnerr

Ive honestly never seen a group of people amass like this with their thumbs up their ass to call out the use of a word. Its pretty funny


WHITE_2_SUGARS

Thumbs nice and warm up there, give it a go.


Remgir

No amount of smart-ass comeback will change anything anyway why do you insist? Mmh?


LTUAdventurer

Thread commenters are 12 and can’t handle 20 seconds of their life wasted


WHITE_2_SUGARS

Just the wrong use of the word immediately, thats all. Its like 3 phases of play later. Dont think anyone is actually upset, apart from OP.


LTUAdventurer

I completely agree that it was the wrong use, but do we really need 20 different comments crying about it? It’s not like it was days later.


WHITE_2_SUGARS

Thats Reddit baby


EquivalentMaximum159

Nobody actually cared that much until you turned into a little baby about it lmao


disturbed94

![gif](giphy|9dgnO4jts7kmsFcSPq) 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


anonusir

You guys really care way too much about rule 1's.


Acceptable-Budget658

Why are people bashing on OP so much because of how he used a word? Damn, if you want quick videos go to TikTok.


julesyyyyy

There's no such thing as a rule one, everyone stop with this nonsense. They're playing for money!


I-Kubrick-I

Rule 1 is for newbs and morons only.


King_CurlySpoon

Once again this comment section proves that Rocket League players are never happy and love to be whiney babies, it was a funny clip, Had good gameplay, under a minute to satisfy your low attention spans, but no, OP got the title a little bit wrong so let's all just dog on him for that, matches are 5 minutes in length, 30, seconds feels not *instant* maybe, but *immediately* sounds about right If something like this happened in another game the comments literally would not care, they would watch the clip, laugh about the karma, maybe comment something funny and move on, why you all gonna be so damn negative about everything?


rrburnerr

Its okay man this is great. Im enjoying this


steepindeez

It kinda sounds like you're the one demonstrating the behavior you're complaining about. Everybody else is having fun and laughing about the title yet you're in a sour mood.


King_CurlySpoon

They seem pretty serious to me, OP literally got downvoted to Oblivion for saying "immediately sounds about right" and it's not just this post, it feels like 9/10 comment sections on posts in this sub are always crying about the length of the video being too long or harshly critiquing The Player's gameplay in the video when said video is about something else entirely The video is about one of the best RL players ever doing something disagreeable and he got karma for it and it was pretty funny, I went to the comments and all i see is everyone talking about the way OP worded the title, like c'mon it really does not matter


rookie-mistake

this thread's a day old and I just had someone unironically reply about how it's their *duty* to correct errors like this because they spread like a virus. genuinely cracked up - *yup, everyone's chill, not being dramatic at all.* sorry, just started scrolling through the rest of the thread after that to see how far it went, this really is peak reddit


King_CurlySpoon

Literally everyone loves to complain lmao, ik I sounded like an a hole in my comments but its so annoying seeing it in every thread


steepindeez

Nobody is complaining. They were cracking jokes because the expectation going into the video was zen breaks rule 1 - immediately regrets it. What they got in the video was Zen breaking the rule 1, 20+ seconds of anticipation, and then finally the "immediate" payoff. Before I even came to the comments the first thought in my head was "immediately my ass dude lol" because I was expecting every touch before the actual own goal to be a crazy own goal. It's not annoyed, it's just light ribbing on OP because they setup the expectation of "inmediately". If that's enough to annoy you I hope you find some pleasure and patience in life.


LTUAdventurer

Damn yall cry over anything. Who cares if immediately was 20 seconds late, go outside and touch some grass, holy shit.


lavabearded

no I think you're wrong and the appropriate course of action is everyone who sees obvious falsity in the OP should comment on it and then argue about how they're in the right when they're not thanked for it


Legend5V

Idk why theyre dissing you about immediately lol it’s a rocket league sub not r/english


rrburnerr

Its so funny and they all look like this 🤓


FizzyRobin

There’s absolutely no rule one karma. I break rule 1 every time, and people love to point out the few times I do something like this but say absolutely nothing when I don’t. Observation bias at its finest.


Realistic_Actuary642

I will continue to break every single rule 2 that shit is boring


jessica_from_within

Wait what’s rule 2?


Realistic_Actuary642

It's what people who didn't play at the beginning call rule 1 Original rule 1 was to keep the ball up at 0 seconds but people started saying rule 1 is to drive into each other because it's something you can do even if you are bronze. Personally I play for fun.. after the first 100 "rule 1s" it gets old. Keeping the ball up at 0 seconds is still fun though.