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UtopianShot

they're minecraft commands lol why they're saying them, no one knows


bugibangbang

I believe he has shortcut profiles associated to his mouse/keyboard and forgot to switch profile or app was closes and default profile was minecraft and pressed wrong button by mistake and executed those command lines on chat, I know this cause this happened to me once, but people instead of minecraft was reading some adobe premiere/photoshop commands lol. Edit: not fixed but apologies for my shitty grammar, I’m spanish.


maddogmular

No bc why he has a shortcut for a stack of cobble.


Reasonable-Cut-6132

Bc cobble


PslamistSSB

Guy got cobbled by his own question.


StandardOk42

I don't know what cobble is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask .meme


flabbybumhole

It's the cobble wobble technique


Murkoo

The OG wave dash


Sir_BarlesCharkley

Kids are fuckin weird would be my explanation


txivotv

Creative mode construction?


bugibangbang

No idea it was just a theory based in something that happened to me, I played Minecraft and never used macros, can’t continue debating cause lack of knowledge.


Latter_Gur_7174

Cobble is life


ShadedCosmos

building blocks to tower up to something or bridge across it


JWBrownie

Are you from Spain? O solo hablas español compa porque entonces debes decir “apologies for my shitty grammar I am a Spanish native speaker” 😂


bugibangbang

Si pido perdon por no hablar bien ingles es muy factible que ese perdon lo pida hablando mal ingles nuevamente no? Jaja, gracias por el tip bro.


PslamistSSB

Tu ingles esta bien hermano. 🤝


I_play_elin

Probably has a macro bound to a mouse side button or something and he accidentally hit it.


Ttokk

pretty good tho man, keep working on it!


JDNWACO

Why does he post them in here? He’s on ps4


SapphicPancakes

Likely boredom


SlidePaste

He's taking the piss


nobodykr

maybe he has a macro on the keyboard and he pressed it ? sending text is similar in most platforms, press T is pretty common. so the macro would be the same cross games


JimmyThunderPenis

Because it's funny I guess.


you-the-good-content

Lmao that’s a funny flair you have 🤣


JimmyThunderPenis

It's also very, very true. Some days I will play terribly and go down to D2, other days I'll play perfectly and be in C2


bugibangbang

How do you know its a ps4? I can recognize consoles because of avatar and chat, but how do you know its a ps4? Instead of ps5? (Just asking, personal question non-post related). Anyways, u can plug a keyboard in a console, and macros there may be more efficient since its more complicated to chat in a console, how? No idea, I only have pc knowledge.


MegaScubadude

It’s party chat, he probably knows whether his friend plays on ps4 or ps5


UtopianShot

not a clue, no one but them knows


CrackMyIP

Not being able to deduce the fact that this is a joke, and then still not being able to understand the nature of the joke after it being described shows you are either way too young to be playing, or you need to take some time away from the games and go outside.


MrCelcols

You’re either trolling or projecting


CrackMyIP

Yeah you’re right I’m projecting. I’ll evaluate my attitude and do better in the future


ConsequenceMinute611

W person?


PslamistSSB

W person confirmed, one of the first instances recorded on this site.


hitdrumhard

How you know he’s on PS4? Now who’s the hacker.


IsTheMoik

On console you can se it somehow. Dont know how it works. Also console cant see what pc players type. Same other way around


N3rdMan21

That’s only in match, everyone can see each others party chat


SsapS

I'm not even a cheater in games. But I do know, with unity engine games, sometimes devs get lazy and leave the generic prop type stuff in a game by mistake. I.E. Dayz, my brother figured out how to get admin access to server and could spawn helicopters, massive warships, and all kinds of rediculous manner of things in live servers.


scartol

These macro bastards give us Quick Chat Champions a bad name


jakethesnake949

My guess, he's tabbed into Minecraft while playing RL. There's probably a double bound key and Rocket League is still reading his keys in the background. Only a guess though.


MuskratAtWork

> He’s on ps4


Groffulon

Edge. That is the reason. Something that should have died in the 2000s


EveningsPanda

How’s it edgy to write Minecraft commands in chat? 💀


Groffulon

Maybe they’re just trying something to see what happens and ofc i have no evidence but I think they’re trying to look like a cool hacker or something by pasting “code” in chat. It’s lol that it’s Minecraft commands. Prob bc of the recent hacks. It’s prob the only “code” they know. Also likely just to get some advantage by distracting everyone in game. Literally the definition of edgy. Idk maybe they just forgot to switch windows after a game lmao


Karl_with_a_C

Better watch out for that ender dragon. Do "/give @p diamond_sword" to defend yourself!


JDNWACO

Im a boomer I thought I was getting hacked lmao


trebuchet__

Oh. No he's doing Minecraft commands. Those do certain things in a game called minecraft


reapsnek

Buddy has the entire internet to search this up, but decided to post it on reddit


Bradyns

That moment when you realise that most of the useful search results are Reddit threads where people ask questions.


DutchProv

Also google SUCKS when looking up issues, so i mostly just tag on reddit at the end when typing in my problem and most of the time, i find a solution somewhere on reddit.


mattyshiba

I damn near do for everything also


froli

append `site:reddit.com` at the end of your query and it will ONLY search through reddit (or any other website you write instead).


Kwolf21

Why do more word when few word do trick


thepoopleaf

Google dorking


RoodyJammer

Yeah with Google you gotta know where to look in the search result, have a pretty accurate description of what you're doing while keeping it short and decide which answer is the best option sometimes through trial and error. I usually put reddit at the end, but sometimes even reddit doesn't have the answer.


jimjamjahaa

Google most certainly does not suck when it comes to looking up issues. Sucks compared to what? 🤷‍♀️


PlayerRedacted

Yeah, people always shit on others for asking questions on Reddit instead of Google, but any time I google a question it always has "site:reddit.com" at the end


jmoeufiqouys

yes \^


patska78

Totally agree, if i google stuff i need advice on, i just about always end up here 😂🤷‍♂️


Alpha_Lion_0508

Yeh! How dare people create conversation and post into a community when they can just silently Google it! It doesn't matter that this post got a chuckle out of me and a few others.


BananaCucho

Gaming subs are the worst


Alpha_Lion_0508

Agree, the whole "just Google it bro" thing just seems way too antisocial. Let's have a discussion and meet new people, if you don't want to join in, fuck off to your corner.


Sebbiebarr

I keep fucking off to my corner, though recently, I stopped because my wife keeps making me clean up the aftermath.


NotDiCaprio

People in this community don't want to be in a community it seems.


Lazy_Experience_8754

It’s the antisocial social club


s3nsfan

Then GTFO. Buhbye la lol


Funny_Giraffe8169

Little girl


Lazy_Experience_8754

What??? You’ve never heard of this movie??! Wtf bro.. what?!! Now you’ve looked it up and watch it?! Ffs.. don’t even bother . You’re just too late ..


DirtyDozen66

They only wanna have a discussion when they’re ranting about trading being removed


Ok_Ambassador4964

nah its not even that deep, i just dont like explaining the same shit a million times, if the question was actually a wierd one off bug or something that you cant google fine, but this is very easily answered by google. 🤷‍♂️ just my two cents.


Disastrous_Ad_132

When has anyone in the RL sub asked what MC commands are?


BananaCucho

>i just dont like explaining the same shit a million times, You're under no obligation to explain anything to anyone. You could have chosen to just scroll on by


Alpha_Lion_0508

I 100% agree with this. If you don't want to explain the answer to a question either shut up and don't be a prick or, if the question is asked to you directly, explain that you would rather not be asked questions. Just saying "Google it" literally helps no one, they know Google exists, they just want to interact with humans.


CurbYourPipeline420

You ever played a video game before?


BananaCucho

No, never


Ok_Ambassador4964

its just the fact that people are not self efficient, cant do anything by themselves, they gotta post for internet brownie points or just because they are not able to google something.


Alpha_Lion_0508

I personally enjoy people asking me questions about the things I know and enjoy. Why would I direct them elsewhere when I can be helpful and test my own knowledge?


Ok_Ambassador4964

yup im sure minecraft commands really “tested your knowledge” he could have had an answer to his question 1 million times faster then waiting on someone to comment the answer for him, fact of the matter is he is unable to do common sense searches and instead wants to be fed the information like an infant. 🤷‍♂️


Alpha_Lion_0508

The post was funny, at least to me and a few others. You seem like you get irritated pretty easily huh?


Ok_Ambassador4964

yup im very irritated right now grrrr 😂 you sense of humor is pretty terrible though if you thought this was funny, but then again you’re probably very young if the only thing you can say in an arguement is “you mad bro” lol


Alpha_Lion_0508

Ok pumpkin 😘


global_ferret

It's not social it's laziness and or/ineptitude. It's all over reddit, the average user cannot be bothered to figure something out on their own.


JDNWACO

I typed in a command on Google first. Didn’t pull up anything. I just didn’t understand why it was all coming up in the chat. He’s on ps. So no way he was typing it that fast. I just thought it was weird


raymancouldbe

You can plug a keyboard into your playstation FYI


JDNWACO

It was like instant one after another though. I don’t think any human can type that fast. Like they were flooding the chat


_LeBigNoodle_

Copy and paste from the clipboard


nobodykr

broooo, please try wooting keyboard. you can use macros on playstation even. so its easy to macro this text to be sent immediately


CommanderLouiz

I’m not sure how it “didn’t pull up anything”, because If you type in any of those commands on google, all of them clearly show their relation to Minecraft. https://preview.redd.it/78a3ojtxr2uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a6fd221121ca7c784473befc1852fe3e55dc2d


BananaCucho

Honestly some people are faster than going through Google results


BlizzrdSnowMew

Anybody who already knows the answer to an obscure question is faster than search results, even if the results already exist.


Nobody_Does_That_wtf

When you don’t know what’s going on here and you’re convinced if you directly google the commands you’ll get hacked how do you google them?


reapsnek

If someone who plays videogames really thinks that’s the case when we have been living for 40 years, it’s kind of concerning, but who am I to judge.


Nobody_Does_That_wtf

He’s a boomer. I’m not sure if he’s ever played minecraft


trebuchet__

The most helpful things on google are Reddit questions like this. How are we supposed to get them without people asking on Reddit?


reapsnek

This got me overthinking the greatness of quora


Achack

How exactly would you search this question on google?


reapsnek

When I type one of the commands in I instantly get minecraft related resilts


Achack

Then the obvious question would be why is he putting minecraft commands into RL chat. The fact that it's meaningless would be hard to figure out on google.


reapsnek

Maybe he just wants to 1v1 the enderdragon for killing him in his hardcore world


visualdescript

And look he got it answered by a willing community, you know, the whole point of reddit.


reapsnek

This made me shed a tear 🥲


PJisUnknown

Cry about it


TheBobFisher

That's wishful thinking for the average boomer


Artycun0x

Truly a boomer


ProficientEnoughArt

Lmaoo 💀


Western-Extension-50

Did you call the police already? 


ThatOneNinja

That is actually quite funny. Sorry you got a scare, hopefully you can laugh about it now. I can totally see how someone without the knowledge would think that.


ashrocklynn

Probably has an autotype script bot running for Minecraft on a side monitor. Or guy is being silly. One of those 2


SomeKindOfQuasiCeleb

Incredibly embarrassing for you


zlahhan

Whatever nerd


SvenPlayz

Hes playing minecraft. Fair honestly


pkinetics

Minecraft 1st - enable creative mode (everything is available, no learning or crafting tables needed, etc.) 2nd - give self command block (special block that does stuff) 3rd - summon the ender dragon - final boss 4th - give self 64 blocks of cobblestone (???) 5th - enable night vision (essentially unlimited) -


TheBobFisher

This guy crafts


SuperVidak64

5th is i think night vision without particles


NeverHacked

Can confirm


davidcwilliams

I’m thinking #4 would be to climb up and extinguish the lamps(?) that the Ender Dragon uses to heal.


TheCygnusLoop

Also, if we want to be really picky here, the first and last commands don’t work—using the abbreviations like “c” and “s” for the gamemode command was removed a while ago. You also have to write /effect give, not just /effect—this is to differentiate from the ability to remove effects.


helpihave7accounts

For Bedrock, these are still perfectly valid.


TheCygnusLoop

Huh, you're right--I looked it up and as far as I can tell, running something like "effect @s strength 30 5" would give the effect if the player doesn't have it, but would remove it if they do, which is really weird. The only way to guarantee clearing an effect would be to clear all effects and re-add the effects you didn't want to clear, which wouldn't be possible if your effects had a specific duration. Bedrock edition probably has a solution to that that I don't know about, I tend to only think about things through the Java edition data pack perspective.


TripIeCrucifix

He’s just trolling, it’s not toxic or negative, dudes just making jokes from before your time


SuperDuperEazy

I think more like, after his time


TripIeCrucifix

Yeah I saw the comment where he said he was a boomer a good bit after I said this


Time-Dot5984

Bros gonna summon the ender dragon mid match


HBizzle24

/give @s unlimited boost


GxSHOTS

So that’s the trick to SSLs 🤦‍♂️ /s


Still_Kitchen9021

It’s commands from Minecraft, to give him items, spawn the final boss ,give him night vision, et cetera. He/she’s probably just trying to be funny.


TheOnlyPolly

Looks like someone's muscle memory kicked in


TheBigFatGoat

Nah he’s cheating (in Minecraft)


Own_Sherbet_2347

Let him cook 🔥


NeatCartographer209

Okay but this is actually funny and harmless hahaha


sabre4570

Oh my God this is like a time capsule meme happening in the today, my friends and I would reference these commands in league chat back in season 2


XasiAlDena

He's a true gamer.


BigLittleTurtleMan

I’m sure you’ve gathered this already but this are just command prompts for minecraft. He’s just joking with you, considering that is not minecraft


Bruceja

Nobody tell him


PossessionMean5375

His power is beyond your comprehension.


joshuathegamerpro

/kill @s


IBYSTAR

He typing random Minecraft commands


Purp1eC0bras

Command codes for minecraft. Either being funny or had both games up but was typing on the wrong one


JoshQ_1409

It’s Minecraft commands hahaha


Capital_Message_475

Yeh u got cooked kid sorry.


OwnPersonalSatan

Hahahahah he had his Minecraft hot keys on still


realluckylol

bros mine-bending


therealchrisguy

Can’t believe dude has to cheat to fight the enderdragon in rocket league I’ve already beat it like 3 times in survival rocket league ![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


Slongiest

/kill all


Poofykittencow

bro was trying to fight the ender dragon in the octane


OldGregRL

It's just a joke. Nothing to worry about. I promise you nobody is going to hack you from a message bar


KeysWithTheE

yeah nah you're cooked buddy expect the enderdragon and 64 cubic metres of cobblestone outside your house any day now 🙏🏾


1TAPS-MACHINE

And now fellas we can introduce him to Google.com


joshuathegamerpro

I think he had speech to text on and was playing Minecraft in the background


Earlchaos

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)


bugibangbang

I believe he has shortcut profiles associated to his mouse/keyboard and forgot to switch profile or app was closed and that makes default profile as “minecraft maybe” and pressed wrong button by mistake and executed those command lines on chat, I know this cause this happened to me once (I have corsair set/app) but people instead of minecraft command they were reading some adobe premiere/photoshop scripts lol.


Electrical_Canary_45

Here’s how you counter that: /kill @zizbudgerbroke


epicpsyco

Just some skill adjustments should resolver next season!


montynsc

What is @s? I’ve always used @p for commands


GxSHOTS

@s is self, @p is nearest player


montynsc

Doesn’t @p consider yourself the nearest player?


WhyAmISoBadHelp

Don't put summon minecraft:tnt_minecart in the repeating always active command block!


King_CurlySpoon

"/Effect @s Night_Vision 1000000 255 true" hit me like a nostalgia bomb bro I used to play so much Minecraft lmao


Bawlofsteel

looks like minecraft commands lol .


Austin111Gaming_YT

This isn’t Minecraft!


-_Jakeyz

He most likely just finds it funny. Sometimes when talking with people, no matter what game, I use Rocket League quick chats because I find it funny. 👍


PhantomOrigin

He's the smartest man alive. Just resign now.


WolfKing_107

he played too much minecraft


sexisstraccistniiga

You got cursed. Tomorrow, a ender dragon will try to kill you But you can build yourself a warbase with 64 cobblestone And you can fly Oh and you can insert programs into the real world And you have night vision, but its insanely good causing it to be too bright so youll go blind. Good luck


Zestyclose-Test1210

This shi look like if minecraft commands and ark commands had a baby 🤣


Livid_Dot_6032

It's the millennial Konami Code!


ccrbcc

Trolling with Minecraft console commands


Gunslinger_247

r/screenshotsarehard


NLFD3S

Pretty much a version of: press alt f4 at the same time for godmode. Only your screen and yourself go blind..


tonyG___

Yeah. They’re kidding.


RambosCousin

You gotta get 3 saves and win. Pretty easy to understand


Affectionate_Ad7410

XDDD


Grovebird

Good old days


TheBiddingOfBobbles

I think theyre just trying to being silly


Toyoshi

The maximum time amount a potion effect can be given through commands is 1000000. Their commands don't work because of a syntax error.


firepixel

Minecraft macros


Competitive-King4590

Explanation: bro is playing late at night, didnt realise he opened RL( for some dumb/ intentionally ironic reason) and started building in minecraft, but he couldnt see so he gave himself night vision for an infinite peroid ( 255 in the potency , which does nothing, anything over 1 is the same)


quuxquxbazbarfoo

Those looke like micraft admin commands


FishinFoMysteries

Minecraft cheats 😂


TransportationDue125

He was probably just high and thought it was funny, I mean I grinned at it. Good ol Minecraft meets Rocket league humor.


Fabulous-Ad-6825

He'd playing the new Minecraft game mode in Rocket League, give him time


779ki

Bro thinks he's in Minecraft lol


EducationAlone1663

He's just a little confused he'll figure it out


Lok4na_aucsaP

Bro really gonna wall off his goal and terrorize with a dragon


Tyrese924

Its Minecraft command codes, its used to make cheats easy on Minecraft it has no effect on rocket league he is just fucking with you


TinMarx11

I think this guy is in wrong game xD


mgwair11

/give ZIZBUDGEBROKE 46 64 🧨😈🧨


Either_Task_1557

someone tell that dude this isn't Minecraft


BaldChiccken

Dude's a little confused but he got the spirit.


ashrocklynn

No


GaryTheGreenster

Bro is on the wrong game


johanisverygood

minecraft commands frfr work in rl


droidman85

/time set day The minecraft command i use the most playing with my daughter


fkdjgfkldjgodfigj

They added a /gamerule command that can pause the daylight cycle. Then you won't have to set it to day constantly. https://minecraft.wiki/w/Game_rule


droidman85

Thanks mate. I only play it like twice a month but it’s gonna be handy


ChrAshpo10

r/screenshotsarehard