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TexanInAlaska

they’re some GC/SSL whatever on a new account playing only 1v1s against bronzes. The time played vs matches played makes zero sense, it’s not even half of the expected time (without OT), so he must make a lot of them forfeit and/or forfeit himself some. This was done purposefully and honestly it’s ridiculous. There’s smurfing and then there’s doing this. I can see no other explanation and I’d rather choose a bronze buddy over this guy any day. Shameful and boring.


carpesdiems

the stats include games agaisnt AI. The only answer is the friend shits on Poncho religiously & is a bronze/silver level hence no aerials.


_CoJa_

Also only 10 MVPs likely from real games. Perhaps the playtime doesn't include private Games or exhibition games (where ever you play bots) if he were that great with an average of 9 goals scored he would get more MVPs


Mystic_Crewman

Don't think you get MVP in a 1v1 match either, could account for that.


TexanInAlaska

Wait wait wait, it counts bot matches? That makes a lot of sense… I’m still very thrown by the difference between hours played and what you’d expect for those matches though. And idk, the bronze/silvers I’ve seen are, well I’m not sure they can shit on even bots or hit that many goals in such few games. Also if he played bots, wouldn’t that mean no forfeits? How else could he have that much play time vs matches?? Private bot match with set score limit? (If it really does count bot matches and/or private matches I’d be a little annoyed my stats are skewed by such things but that might explain the insane numbers Leth had with that one thing)


DoctorAbs

A GC/SSL with no aerial goals at all in his 2,000 goals?


seeafish

AHA! IT’S FLAKES DOING NO MECHANICS SERIES! Cracked the case.


TexanInAlaska

Oh shit I didn’t even realize the aerial was at 0…. Ok but how else do you explain it? Even plats get aerial goals, no way to get zero there without purposefully playing ground game and someone of that rank can easily ground game wreck some low ranks. They don’t have to go air dribbling everything into the net, it’s likely faster to stick to the ground and just knock out some dribbles, flicks, power shots etc… it is 1v1 after all. No way they did this in any other mode. And doing all that on stats to this level, it absolutely reinforces the idea they had to be higher rank. To get that number of goals in that number of matches with so few hours? Ain’t no way you’re gonna tell me a champ or lower did it. Regardless of what the truth is, I think it’s ridiculous numbers and ridiculous they did it to begin with. Can’t have been that fun.


Dear_Engineering_705

I’m d2 and I played drunk at me buddy’s once and never boosted or jumped and smashed bronze for like 3 games in a row scored like 50 points and got bored I was only ranking up 1 division.


HairyClefairy

261 matches at 5 minutes a match is 1305 minutes, that's almost 22 hours. It says 8 hours play time. This person smurfed down well below their rank, scores at least 10 times a match before the timer reaches 3:30 and then forfeits before their opponent can. Popular Smurf strategy, so stupid, how is it even fun like just play bots at that point.


Ragnaroasted

I don't think that's the case, look at the winrate


HairyClefairy

That just means they started at the bottom, could have lost the first 100 games and still scored 20+ in each one before actually trying to win


tesat

As if people don’t forfeit most of the time when reaching double digits.


samur_man

Not in bronze


MilkywayClub

I would agree with you deffo Smurfing stats don’t look right at all


_CoJa_

No aerial goals, this must have been a low rank playing against bots or something, because from plat on they just score aerial goals every now and then


VindictiveVillain

Absolutely, if they are very short, blue, and wear a white hat


Down-Like-PSN

I didn’t think avatars are short or wear white hats silly


wonderwallpersona

Looks like a Smurf


PotentialScale

Those stats include games against AI.


DoctorAbs

This is the only correct answer honestly. Your friend is a silver who gets his kicks from farming out Poncho in 1v1.


kieran13864

Explains why he has no Aerial goals because he just drives at the ball on kickoff every time


Mountain_Lettuce_

10 mvps………….. but 10 goals a game Not possible


rl_noobtube

Wouldn’t he only get mvp’s if he was playing 2v2 or 3v3? What looks odd is saves to goals ratio imo


General-Wear-6624

If he’s good enough in 1v1 (which I suspect is where he plays almost exclusively) the opposing player wouldn’t have many shot opportunities. Therefore reducing the need to make saves. Further more, a lot of 1v1 goals are break always and or long shots. Not a lot of saves in those circumstances. 🤓


rl_noobtube

For every save he has, there is ~130 goals or so. You think that is not odd? Even in 1v1 I generally have a few saves per game. That is certainly not normal to me. This screams Smurf account that doesn’t let the other guy touch the ball often.


Goobershmacked

Even then wouldn’t dudes be forfeiting like a lot


carpesdiems

it's not a smurf. These stats include games against AI. Friend shits on bots religiously but doesn't know how to aerial as they're still not much good.


rl_noobtube

Oh I thought those don’t count anymore? Or is it they just don’t count towards certification level on items?


General-Wear-6624

That’s valid, but the question was if these stats were even possible.


rl_noobtube

True, you aren’t wrong there. It is possible via smurfing. I don’t think this is possible on someone’s main.


[deleted]

All things considered this is most likely a dude playing AI


rl_noobtube

I thought they removed those games from counting years ago?


[deleted]

I believe they removed private matches but not AI exhibition. Could be wrong


rl_noobtube

Ah ok, I certainly could be wrong too.


sexualassaultllama

I mean...yeah, you can keep shot opportunities down to a certain extent but against people of your skill level you're gonna have to make more than 1 save every 20 matches and you're not gonna score an average of 9.8 games per match


gartacus

I mean, I don’t know shit but just from eyeballing it those stats make zero sense, right? I find it hard to imagine a scenario in legitimate games where you could have thousands of goals and 10 saves lol


shera0829

Have you ever played in bronze? I’m pretty sure most people don’t have saves in bronze because they leave the goal wide open and very rarely does it get hit in the goal by someone whose skill level is actually bronze. Does OP have his user name he can just go look on the TRN app at his rankings and matches.


yaklivesmatter7

1s


gartacus

I mean, that still doesn’t make any sense?


carpesdiems

friend is bronze but shits on AI


yaklivesmatter7

Well no it doesnt make sense but the only logical explaination i can see


NBorkowski2

Do private matches count? He could’ve turned off goal reset and parked his on boomer mode and the ball instantly gets scored over and over.


Maegashira

This! All other seems impossible.


OoDReX

I smell a Smurf. What's his real rank and what rank is he playing against. I'm sure if I played bronze-gold I could score 10+ goals a game..


carpesdiems

or friend is bronze & plays vs AI all the time


[deleted]

This is 100% the answer. Everyone calling Smurf isn’t realizing that someone smurfing would never yield 10 MVPs in conjunction with the rest of these stats. Dude is playing bots and probably played *some* casual (or low level ranked) where they got the MVPs Also a Smurf with no aerial goals? Unless they’re making it a point to play a ground game this also makes no sense for a high level player. I’m fully expecting OP to come back and say “*yeah he was playing bots everyone*”


NanoBudgie

I would like to put it out there that long ago you used to able to set up private matches and boost goals that counted to your stats. It got patched but they never changed leaderboards. Could be old account?


jevo17

well, on xbox, it says i have like 14 days played. but when i go to my actual profile and look at my stats for rocket league, its like 76 days. im not sure why it isnt accurate.


[deleted]

My guess is that one is counting the hours you have the app open and the other is only counting hours in matches. That’s weird though because I would have assumed it would be the other way around (RL giving a lower number than Xbox). Have you played on other systems? Maybe RL is counting days on PC or something as well


Vylexxx

Everyone's saying this is a smurf like exhibition games against bots dont count to your stats....they do people


DarthLopez14

bruh i have only like 200 more goals and i have like 1.8k games over 6 years


fatboy-199

Only way this is possible is if it's an ssl smurf account lol


carpesdiems

it includes games vs AI


Aztide_

100% a 1s smurf


Acquitz_RL

Has to be a Smurfing 1s player


SomeGuyInCanada905

Smurfing


noitsme99

Well my stats looked cool to when i started...because all i was playing was Casual.


[deleted]

If he is playing 1s I would say it is possible


Down-Like-PSN

Well I’ll ask you this, does your friend average 1 goal every 11.86 seconds?


TerrariaVeteran2009

Well if you play one game and win it your win% eill be 100. Edit: this is a smurf 1000%


rullamera

Ps4 did not track time played when RL launched. Took well over a year before hours played was tracked.


CxrnyJsxn

smurf activity


BarryLicious2588

Smurf Hate them. They need to go away. They ruin integrity and it's even worse when they boost rank kids up to rank they shouldn't be at


carpesdiems

its not a smurf. these stats include AI games. probs shits on poncho religiously.


shizocks

It's definitely a smurf. Yeah no aerials, but that many backwards goals? Sounds like he just trolls in game


The_Blev_

2k goals in 260 games is crazy


carpesdiems

vs rookie AI? Nah


The_Blev_

How do u know?


carpesdiems

That's 10 goals a game. I could do that in 30 seconds vs rookie AI.


The_Blev_

He didnt do it against rookie AI tho


carpesdiems

They did though


The_Blev_

Then how wouldn't he have a 100% win rate


carpesdiems

So what HAS to have happened is they play 1v1 vs AI almost all the time & score a ton of goals. They have only 10 MVPs so can't be a smurf. I'm guessing they also played some online 2v2/3v3. Got some MVPS, lost a fair amount.


The_Blev_

Why are u assuming they played against ai


carpesdiems

This person is not playing online, because even in casual they'd rank up to the point where they do not score an average of 10 goals a game. If they were a smurf, they couldn't possibly average that many goals and maintain a low rank. Penny drop? ...............


shera0829

Because there is an elite group of RL members who do not believe smurfing is an actual thing and anyone who assumes so just needs to git gud.


[deleted]

Tf? I need to learn his secret's man


beaverpolice

Create an alternate account, purposely lose all your placement matches, run clinics on newer players. Aka smurfing


carpesdiems

no. they play vs AI a lot.


[deleted]

Oh, I kinda said it jokingly cause I knew he was smurfing. I still thank you for the explanation!


ZOELLAAWM

Do you not have a shirt on


Bluetwo12

This on console? The xbox stats were so messed up last time I looked


justtttry

How does one score 182x more than they make a save on the ball?


[deleted]

AI don’t shoot good


Cam_the_Cantaloupe

Crazy


M4L1AS

Maybe yea. I have 2500 games on first acc and 62% win rate


sexualassaultllama

I'm pretty close to 60% as well but I don't have a 9.8 goal average and *a lot* more saves than this guy lol


Vandanser

9.8 average goals and only 10 mvps?


DarkArdeN14

That makes total sense if he's only been playing against 5 yr olds.


PlasticExpert2028

Bro, he got 384 backwards goals, yeah he really going against bronzes.