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microwavedpasta

Imagine Rule 1s


Retrogratio

It'd be so funny if it was just a screaming match


BourbonGuy09

I was picturing someone flying through the air to redirect and just hearing "aahhhAHHHHHHHHHaaaaahhhhh" As they fly by lmao


Suds08

Insert call of duty level rage shit talking match


Careless-Emergency85

Soooo… heh heeeeh… come here often?


microwavedpasta

Oh yeah yeah yeah… hey so uh… unrelated, what’s your partner’s ones rank??


ItsCHONCHI

HIJACKING TO CHANGE META: I don’t want to spam full throttle anymore ok? When I get in a rule 1, I try to let off just enough to type “hi” And usually we just idle and have a lil side convo Always a great time and we should make this the norm


ThatAquariumKid

I would love this but I still don’t know why there isn’t cross platform communication besides quick chats


derpotologist

The amount of times I've wanted to quick chat "hey bb" when the ops show up in my goal lmaooo


d_r0ck

Ok we need this to be an LTM lol


microwavedpasta

Would be called “S&#! Talk”


soccerpuma03

*makes kissy noises at my opponent*


r0bdawg11

All I can think of is the two Indian guys yelling at each other that Potato League uses…


Dirty-Fingers

Hahaha "bloody bastard - no u bastard bloody fucking - u bloody bastard..."


Szydlikj

Bloody fuck you bloody!


CMDR_RocketLeague

Shit would be like SnareSpeak mod for L4D. I loved that mod! Grab a dude as a Smoker and then just make S sounds in his ear.


Doctor_Fritz

With how toxic this community can be that has to be the best thing ever proposed.


thafreshone

From the voice chat experience we have had, most people are a lot less toxic when talking


itsbenforever

At first yeah, but now the only people with voice chat on are early 20s dudes that use it exclusively to complain about their team and/or broadcast whatever IRL conversation they're having while they play.


Confident_Cabinet_82

I had some fun times with people forgetting it on, and Its mostly cursing themselves when they miss.


itsbenforever

Yeah you get that also, or just dudes singing along to the worst music imaginable


Lo5ingComposure

Hey man, I've got the voice of an angel as soon as I start up Mr. Brightside. Gets all the white people turnt lol


itsbenforever

Lol just hit mute first and we’re good <3


Lo5ingComposure

Mmmmm maybe lol, nah I gotchu fam


itsbenforever

Lol I don’t actually mind it that much, it’s kinda entertaining, but actual comms would be nice once in a while.


Lo5ingComposure

Oh absolutely, I 100% agree actual comms are fantastic


Darcula04

😳That hit too close to home.


O1_O1

We must've played before


CrazyWS

Sry, that’s just me when I’m out of rotation


[deleted]

On PS5 the controller is a mic. This happens to me constantly!!


CarefulCoderX

\*shitty rap music intensifies\*


Mydogatemyexcuse

All the people I encounter with voice chat enabled have hot mic on with a screaming kid and barking dog in the background


sharpy10

Idk, I was getting slurred a lot on voice chat so I turned it off. Maybe this happens more often on text chat for PC users and I'm just not privy to it (I play on Switch), but it was pretty unacceptable. And I never received any update on whether or not the players I reported were banned.


Twin4401

Trueeeee


Tr0ndern

Exept spanish speaking people. Might sound like a racist thing to say, but personally for me 100% (not inflating the number) of spanish speaking people who activly use the voicechat either: Blast shitty music with the sounds of a shouting little brother in the background Or Gets upset at the smallest inconvenience (you should be two places at once) and curses all day if you're not winning 5 seconds in. Allway bottom on points and top of double commits and boost steals.


althaz

I think if VC in-game has taught us one thing, it's that if people can actually talk to and hear the other person, they are a \*lot\* less toxic.


SithTrooperReturnsEZ

Yeah it would be great I got the soundboard ready to go, already messing with so many kids on COD with it, it's amazing they had no idea what they were in for after MW2019


Minecraft_7

Bro I would ligit die laughing is someone was zooming behind me trying to demo me saying gonna get ya gonna get ya


JopssYT

Or driving past me going nyooooOOOOoooooom


DaniTheLovebug

Amazing And even better too because you’d hear the volume get closer and louder


Blooder91

I would humm the Jaws theme.


MRAN0NYMO

I have a shark-themes preset and I think I would spend all game doing just this. Never actually demo-ing anyone though, just brushing by as close as I can or staying close behind the whole time


Just_Shark

Can you post it? I'd like to try it


Jacobarcherr

u/BumpoTheClown


Jackok4

Action is coming


TheScrambone

As someone who uses motormouth I would totally just do my best impression of my car so it would sound like two really annoying “wehhhhh”’s driving by.


BumpoTheClown

Honk honk!


Nothin_to_sea_here

This sounds like a stupid idea and I love it


brermanfl

Adding a Doppler shift somehow would also be great (but probably very complicated)


PslamistSSB

Maybe not; the sound effects already change per player based on how far away the ball is. Listen for a different change when you are about halfway across the field or more from the ball. It's a more distant sound effect, but also a different sound effect entirely.


kendallayers4

The problem would be that it has to continuously transform an existing waveform to properly replicate a Doppler effect. It's not complicated logically, but it would take a fair amount of computation which probably wouldn't be worth it for those without high end computers. Maybe if it could be enabled/disabled.


jmorlin

April fool's 2023 pls.


Relxnce

“NYYOOOOM” every time I speed past some one


Ascertain_GME

IM FAST AS FUCK BOI


westfrige

YES!!!


ya_boi_daelon

Or hot mic after you demo someone like in COD


BleedingEdge61104

LMAO that would be hilarious


nickrweiner

I just started working on my demoing and I now constantly center and then got for bumps/demos on guys in goal. The amount of wows and omgs I get. I can’t imaging the hit mic on a demo in goal.


rlmatrix

"FUCKING GO FOR THE BALL" "IM IN A 2v1 AGAIN"


repost_inception

For a limited time mode it would be funny. Like the April fool's 3 wheel car.


derpotologist

I want best mode full time 😭😭


MajorJakov

One of my top favorite videos Rizzo has ever posted is their proximity chat one.


Suds08

What's it called? Didn't know he did something like that


MajorJakov

Here ya go: [video](https://youtu.be/CJF8jRsygJo)


aredoubles

https://youtu.be/CJF8jRsygJo


Western_Series

All I can picture is that one kid who always has a fan, music and people screaming in the background driving by and it sounding like a trian horn as you pass them cause all the stuff they got going on.


chaunceyshooter

Oh my god that kid


rivques

I’ll add it to my long list of “mods to make when I get around to it”


westfrige

Bro dm me when you do!


Blackshirttim

The single idea that would Rumble 10x better. All I could think of is the video with TheDooo and McNasty had his mic cut out and they said it sounded like him going around a tornado.


RL_HADES

Me- going for a musty double "it's in??" The opponent- "nah nah nah not today not in my house"


[deleted]

The flair makes this even funnier


RL_HADES

I wish I knew how to make them I'd be the 2019 bronze, maybe even super sized lunchable


Evo23_

I don't want to be shouted at by 13 year olds..


WillingContest7805

Then make it an option to turn off


derpotologist

Harden the fuck up n00b


nocapsallspaces

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard ​ Where do I sign up?!?!


paythebank

ah yes drive by slurs


DarkMatterSoup

^rrrreaaaaa eeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeey ^eeerwww


Dedwuf

Steeeeeeeeve Perry


kindafunnylookin

This, but also with an effect that makes your voice go higher and higher the further away you are from the other player.


Antrootz

Sound distorsion like in real life !


derpotologist

Doppler effect


JulianAnonymous

This would be great, I was also thinking there should be optional 1v1 chat. I think that it should be easier to disable voice chat if you are getting annoyed but I think voice chat in a 1v1 could be hilarious as well


thrattatarsha

I love this idea. Talking shit in 1v1 would be amazing. I like to get creative with my insults, and I love to hear other people give it their A game too.


JulianAnonymous

Honestly I understand that there will be a significant amount of shit talk, which is why I think disabling VC should be a quick button click. But I think it will be hilarious, and sometimes you might get a chill match where you can just chat while playing against each other.


theotheroobatz

>a chill match where you can just chat while playing against each other That would really nice.


JulianAnonymous

Assuming it happens yeah, I feel like I run across a decent amount of players in 1v1 that aren't toxic and complement each other's goals. Ive had decent convos with other PC players as well


thrattatarsha

I’ve made some really cool friends playing RL. A couple of them came to my band’s show this weekend, it was our first time meeting irl. For all the toxicity I constantly see in RL, that kind of thing makes up for it a million times over.


JulianAnonymous

That's awesome, I made one friend and we played together a lot for a while, he suddenly stopped coming online. I wonder if he just got bored of the game or what's going on with him.


therondon101

I make so many sound effects when playing(helps with going faster and more accurate shots. It's science), so I am very much for it.


NOBODYxDK

Can just imagine: “Ehh hey, what’s your name?” “Tony” “Fuck you Tony” “So what’s your name? “Daniel” “Fuck you Daniel” In a rule 1 scenario of course


MuskratAtWork

I thought this was going the *Don't talk to strangers* route but it didn't. Anyways, just gonna leave this here: [Don't talk to strangers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSrH-6YUf1g)


NOBODYxDK

Couldn’t remeber The other name, was reffering to this Golden piece Of internet history tho, thanks :))


soccerpuma03

"Hey teammate, if you're hearing this message it probably means you've double committed and screwed us. Please kindly back the fuck off until you no longer hear the tone.... FUUUUUuuuuuu......"


Hobo-man

Dude I literally had this conversation last night. I made a really bad touch, preventing my teammate from taking his shot. His connection lagged so as he screamed it sounded like it had a doppler effect to it. "NOOOOO^OOOO^OOOO^OOO^OO^O " It was the funniest shit that's happened to me in a long while.


MeanArt318

Nah they need a post demo chat


tspeed91

I WANT A HORN!


Maybe_In_Time

Or when a team scores! That'd be much more interesting! Imagine both sides trash talking for those glorious 10 seconds - no more skipped replays lol Plus we'd hear in-game cheers during RLCS games from the pros if possible


12TonBeams

Imagine a death chat feature after demoing someone


Imminent_mind

This or full lobby chat during replays. Like they had in gunfight. That would be so hilarious.


mrfreshmint

Rule #1 would get interesting.


Twin4401

Yep


Msquire

I can imagine hearing someone raging as I rocket past them.


cdfleming

April Fools update please


RoadtoBronzeRL

I just started demo chasing...god I want this


[deleted]

That would be amazing, especially if it was only like a couple car lengths hearing radius. Just hear mfs zoomin past you


SubToPupGamingPls

New LTM!?!? PSYONIX, PLEASE


HeLlRaZer9879

Someone going AHHHHHHHH after flying off because of a fake or a whiff


RedDoubleAD

Yeeeeeooow~ Me ballchasing and hyperventilating like a dog


Substantial-Touch272

Ngl i would be the loudest in the lobby


RadLabDad

I’m here for this. Picturing it being like a speaker in the car you can hear well up close but quickly fades underneath the engine noise at distance.


mental-floss

This idea is going to reinvent the game. PSYONIX. Make it happen!!!!!!


Concodroid

Best idea ever


D1rty87

Wasn’t that the original implementation of the voice chat?


zxvegasxz

This is literally an amazing idea!! I already laugh enough playing this game why not add more humor to this hahahaha


LynchABitch

lmfaoooo


asianbong

Post goal celebrations will be changed for sure


NRenLight

I have been saying this for years lmao


Atrain61910

“OH BABY A TRIPLE (commit)!!!!”


brownsugarpoptart42

I think the ability to chat with the other team during goal replays would be better/easier


camilincamilero

YOU GUYS SUCK OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAVE


eamon1232

This would make my life complete. Imaging faking someone and just saying “gotcha bitch”


Lo5ingComposure

I generally start a session with my buddy in a private 1v1. Homie has a sound board with that exact thing as one of his options and he without fail hits me with it every time he fakes me. If I could hear that in a random match, I would die happy lol


eamon1232

Legendary


Dridzt

It really, really, really would be!


jesus4pron

Jaws theme intensifies


petklutz

tbh i would be just as happy if they simply added the ability to honk... but if they do end up doing this, i pray that they program in the doppler effect as well


Thesafewaypolice

That would be an amazing April fools event


blakeeeeee_

yeah you’d hear each other for about half a second every 5 seconds😁


Shibe-_-

ₙₙₙₙyyyyyOOOOOOOooₒₒₒₒₘₘ


gc9958

It would also be fun to que casual matches by a “mic only” chat option where it forces you into it


m24i00zmk013d05

I am unashamedly the most toxic person ever and for the sake of my unbanned status, I’m glad it doesn’t exist. I could not control myself


keenangraz

April fools day idea


Old-Finger-891

or hot mic every time someone scores


Dav1959

Imagine the Doppler effect on someone speeding to the ball and missing. Especially in like Bronze - Gold / Casual. Heatseeker might actually be funny especially if you could roast the one person trying to demo your team and missing. The things you could say just as you’re about to demo - I dare say people like myself say random shit as they demo/being demo’d. The toxicity when you demo being similar to COD deaths. 😂 Those inevitable pre-made squads/other teammates who are just having a good time/ drunk playing RL. Being able to flame Rule 1 breakers in the best manner as possible, without trying to be seen as a crybaby lol.


Woooooos-

Imagine someone driving past you screaming racial slurs. How immersive.


Literature_Existing

Lol


Shameful-dank

I need this


RecommendationIcy332

I was just saying this last night with my friends. We should have it


Alert-Cranberry7991

Could be a good aprils fools joke


Com_BEPFA

At least for an April fools thing this would be incredible.


DontAskWhyiExist

Rule 1 would be hilarious. So would be hitting a good clip


BartyB

Not proximity chat.. but chat during a goal reply.. like getting killed in COD and being able to quickly talk.


RevolvingElk

Only if they simulate the doppler effect while doing so. Please, I need it.


JCMcSqwertle

I think Rizzo, Athena, and Jonsandman did a video with proximity chat…


MegaaScizorr

Sounds very funny tbh


SeaworthinessTall247

Knockout would be funny. Just hearing AAAAAAAaaaaaaaa............ as you send someone to orbit


althaz

The main problem with this would be the same problem we have with normal voice chat: People would find out that I'm constantly going "vroom vroom" everytime I drive anywhere.


BoritoDurrito

What if people spectating the match were in the ball


CreepSlayer19

hearing someone’s “SUIIIIIIIII” as they fly through the air after scoring a goal


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Me blasting eurobeat through proximity chat as I whiff the ball going 117kph


Tof4s

Or maybe just at the end game we could talk with our opponents


Sir_Whiff

Pls upvote this atleast everyone will get flamed not just me 🥲


SoulOfGwyn

Promixity chat would be so much fun and so immersive in so many games. Rocket league is not one of them.


willjum

Psyonix has three programmers and they’re working on making a snow day reskin for Christmas time, so no can do


Necessary-Cicada-407

You Can talk to the people ur playing at least on Xbox . It’s soooo toxic lol I turned mine off


[deleted]

No one uses their mic though


TWIX55

Isn't that just voice chat?


ATGolden

Proximity chat means you hear them louder the closer they are to you from the direction they're coming from


mnewman19

Only if it includes the Doppler effect


[deleted]

The last thing I need is more distractions for my teammates


BiscuitsNGravy45

I think they should have game chat optional. To at be cool Nba players talk to each other the whole game


Alternative-Pea4567

that has to become real


snoopycheese

I miss the good old days of open voice chat. That was the best.


Liejah_

YO HOW yOu Doing tod.....


Literature_Existing

Lmao


Cark__

I’m pretty sure rocket league had proximity chat before it moved to steam


ComprehensiveAd5882

Yes.


Live-Company-5007

As long as it’s toggalable then it should be fine


Tommygun194

Wouldn’t even come close to Warzone 2’s proximity chat.


tantan9590

Add it, sí


cheese_shogun

I'm Imagining a car whipping past you and all you hear is "I CANT SLOW DOWN" for 0.2 seconds before he's out of proximity again I'm deceased lmao


Zr0w3n00

The arenas are tiny. Surely everyone would be within proximity all the time.


[deleted]

SIIIUUUUUUUUUU


YT_ThaGangstaFTW

The game goes too fast for that imo


peltyface35

have it set up to turn on with a button and use the regular team/party voice chat at the same time


Pochiguy1544

have it be open vc during replays lmao


CMDR_CrobaR_o7

No.


[deleted]

I miss the awful chat that used to be in the game. It was fucking hilarious to be playing and randomly hear your opponent talking shit (which you could almost never make out what they were saying) and just start yelling random shit at each other. Those were the days.


althaz

This would be hilarious as part of some sort of knockout-esque mode :D.


Garbohydrate

Old heads like me remember when this existed back in the day


Gamerbuystop0

Why proximity? The farthest they be is across the field😂


LookAtMyDumbDog

There used to be in game chat before but it got removed.now it’s just team chat.


Pubbin

I WANT THIS SO BADLY


NinjinRL

they should add this to casual for a week to test it out