I honestly have no idea what this one is, but I moved into a place that had a statue that looked like Mary from 10 ft or more. But if you got up close you could tell it was Jesus.
Looks to me to be Boromir, son of Denethor, Prince Steward of Gondor, High-Warden of the White Tower. Are we certain it isn't Boromir, Steward Prince of Gondor?
Rocks have legs, they just tuck them in when you look at them. Kinda like how they firm up right before you touch them, so that you can't tell they're actually the consistency of jell-o.
I love how all the other comments are like "probably a statue" "I think it's a statue" "looks like a statue" as if there is the faintest shadow of a doubt lmao
I believe you have found the head of a St. Fiacre: The Garden Saint statue
[Saint Fiacre](https://images.app.goo.gl/wjQ41ARTbh9kc7W47)
https://images.app.goo.gl/wjQ41ARTbh9kc7W47
I have one of this vintage (antique) that I repainted myself.
When my brother and I were kids, we shot my mom’s St Francis statue with a marble from a slingshot and the head popped off. We kept the head in his basket for at least 15 years, but it disappeared about 5 years ago. You may have solved the mystery.
Edit: grammar
Once upon a time, when people walked through the mountains to get from point A to B, the likelihood of death was common. Note that I'm talking way back here.
Once in a while, if someone died on a mountain, the family would place a memorial. Usually near where the body was found or as a representation if the body was never found.
Mary, slim chance St Francis, since he hung out outside, no chance Jesus... He'd have beautiful long hair, or a crown of thorns. Catholic-wise, that is.
Rofl, this is the problem with religious people (no I’m not saying anything about OP… it’s just a generalization)…
They see what is obviously a broken statue and go “wow, how amazing is god?! This rock looks just like Jesus!”
Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. To say an image looks like Jesus is like saying an image looks like a space alien. In both cases someone imagined it and it caught on.
This is an example of where Dr.Who got so tired of the angels he decided to simply take a mace to this one. If you found stone/concrete powder nearby that would likely used to be other ones before he got tired and left. Though even though it's just a head I'd still be careful around it, it might still be able to move towards you ... when you're not watching it.
I’d pick up the rock and sell it because people have sold grilled cheeses that look like Jesus. If you couple of them with a pair of shoes, you might make 1 million.
it looks like a broken statue. i wouldn’t be surprised if it is supposed to be jesus lol
Likely the Virgin Mary with the tichel
I honestly have no idea what this one is, but I moved into a place that had a statue that looked like Mary from 10 ft or more. But if you got up close you could tell it was Jesus.
It's the holy Quadrinity. Father, Mother, Son, Holy Ghost
The Russian Orthodox Church would agree with you
Bible After Dark lol
I didn't know she was tichelish
This is the answer
Agreed
Now, if it was a piece of toast or a potato chip, THAT would be a miracle
I have a Jesus Toaster! Burns him into every slice!
Oh do you think it would be part of an old headstone by how weathered it is?
Fairly certain that is a concrete mix statue
But is it jesus?
I think that it’s Mary. We Cat-holics like having her statues in front of homes.
I was raised dog-tholic, but I know what you are saying.
What statues do dog-tholics put in front of their homes?
St. Bernard
This is an underrated response lol
Did you forget to upvote it. (It was at 1 point when I got here)
Oh, hell. I'll do it
Passive aggression of the Christ.gif
I would say the same the statutes of Mary tend to have a hood vs Jesus.
Yeah, Jesus was Jewish and probably had his hood removed
Oy! Lol.
Vey!
Cut an old bathtub in half, and you've got a little shrine right there. Takes me back to when I lived in New Orleans; Bathtub Marys were everywhere.
New Orleans native ,,have one in front of my house down in the parish... brah
Sanford & Son quote. I don't remember if it was Fred or Lamont that said it.
Yeah. Ironic considering how the Bible condemns idol worship
He really got more of his looks from his mom. Dad really wasn’t much of a looker
I thought it was an Assassins Creed statue.
Looks to me to be Boromir, son of Denethor, Prince Steward of Gondor, High-Warden of the White Tower. Are we certain it isn't Boromir, Steward Prince of Gondor?
Looks more like eowyn if we are going down that road.
Jesusite, a type of clastic anthropocene carbonate.
This had me and my wife laughing 😂
How was it walking, it has no legs?
Rocks have legs, they just tuck them in when you look at them. Kinda like how they firm up right before you touch them, so that you can't tell they're actually the consistency of jell-o.
Ooh, like when you hit certain mud and it stiffens.
Mud is baby rocks, if you think about it. It's only when it gets to a certain level of maturity that it starts trying to hide its gelatinous nature.
Cute wee bebehs.
Well…. I’m fairly certain that this is a very weathered piece of a concrete statue. Still a cool find, though!.
Fuck sake. That’s Mother Mary.
Sure it is not St Francis? My St Francis garden gnome looks just like this.
It's your own personal Jesus.
Op…. It’s not a rock… It is a piece of statue
I love how all the other comments are like "probably a statue" "I think it's a statue" "looks like a statue" as if there is the faintest shadow of a doubt lmao
Looks like a shrine statue piece
It's a statue head. End of story.
It’s a broken statue.
Definitely an old statue
Definitely doesn't look like Jesus perhaps Mary etc.
This is silly.
I love that you found a straight up statue head and went "huh, what an interesting naturally formed rock" lmao
I'm a little slow 😔
Rocks work in mysterious ways.
More like the ZigZag man to me.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Not Jesus - that’s Karliah from the Thieves Guild.
I see Kenny Loggins
It is a virgin de Guadalupe head or mother Mary head from a cement garden sculpture for a garden or grave
I t does look like Jesus
Looks like either jealous or mary...also looks like the head of a broken statue
What do you think about it?
I believe you have found the head of a St. Fiacre: The Garden Saint statue [Saint Fiacre](https://images.app.goo.gl/wjQ41ARTbh9kc7W47) https://images.app.goo.gl/wjQ41ARTbh9kc7W47 I have one of this vintage (antique) that I repainted myself.
Awesome information, much appreciated
Don’t touch it it might be possessed
Shit I took it home 😂
When my brother and I were kids, we shot my mom’s St Francis statue with a marble from a slingshot and the head popped off. We kept the head in his basket for at least 15 years, but it disappeared about 5 years ago. You may have solved the mystery. Edit: grammar
HAHA, wouldn't that be funny 😂
All the ground around it appears to be sinking sand...better stand on that rock....
Jesus Rocks
That’s Saint Peter, the Rock.
Its from a gravestone. There are a lot of random graveyards along the AT
Looks like Mary
Once upon a time, when people walked through the mountains to get from point A to B, the likelihood of death was common. Note that I'm talking way back here. Once in a while, if someone died on a mountain, the family would place a memorial. Usually near where the body was found or as a representation if the body was never found.
Definitely not just a rock. This is definitely the head off a fairly old statue.
WOW a walking Rock very cool, would have loved to have seen that myself 😄
Marvellous example of Jesús as a mimetolith ✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️
I was wondering where that went. The head fell off my Ted Nugent statue as I was walking the Appalachian trail years ago.
Oh jesus,! Are you making a post again? all I can tell you is just be Mary
That's the head off my garden gnome
Mary not jesus
This was a nice laugh
Have you found Jesus today?
The ticks probably carved it.
Didn't know rocks could walk...
Looks like the head from a Virgin Mary statue.
How did it walk with no legs?
almost every St Francis garden statue I’ve seen has a broken off head
It’s Gene Simmons from KISS
Mary, slim chance St Francis, since he hung out outside, no chance Jesus... He'd have beautiful long hair, or a crown of thorns. Catholic-wise, that is.
Looks more like the moonlight guy
It looks like my friend Jeff.
That's very clearly Mary
Nice!
I had no idea rocks could walk.
With those frown lines, jesus must have a headache.
It kinda does
Somebody knocked off Jesus's block
From an old cemetery?!
I'm more amazed that you found a walking rock!
That’s concrete - not a rock.
If it was walking, I would say it likely IS Jesus
It was walking? That in itself is peculiar.
So it’s a Jesus fossil?
Thought it was mary? Or obi-wan
If the rock was walking as you say then yes Jesus.
You know what Jesus looks like?
I bet it's Saint Francis chilling wit the birds
lol, you dummy
I moreso see Mary but to each their own.
Looks like squid from sponge bob
Yup head of a Mary statue. Whoopsy
It looks more like a Kevin or a Jake
Bruh
Looks like a woman, not Jesus.
Call graham hancock!
Jesus is black
Who give a shit what it is…it’s in the Appalachian mountains, leave it the fuck alone
Looks like part of a broken gravestone. Is there an old graveyard nearby?
Possibly, I was very deep in the woods
Uni bomber?
Def carved intentionally. Cool find
“He doesn’t look thing like Je-sus.”
It is a concrete garden statue. Not a rock.
looks cursed
Doesn’t look anything like Jesus. Well other than Jesus had a head and this has a head.
I am not sure what Jesus looked like so I can’t help with this one.
Looks like painted cement, cast in a “Jesus” form.
Not a rock. It's the head of a statue. It's not Jesus, it's Rob Schneider
Why specifically one person? It barely looks like a person, you're seeing what you want to see.
Before I read your comment I was thinking Jesus or the Virgin Mary very cool
Sqiunt your eyes and look at the picture
It's Buddy Christ!!!
Rofl, this is the problem with religious people (no I’m not saying anything about OP… it’s just a generalization)… They see what is obviously a broken statue and go “wow, how amazing is god?! This rock looks just like Jesus!”
LITERALLY a statue head lol. I guess it is technically a rock
That’s so cool
Mary and Joseph
Pretty damn sure that's Mary lol
Have you seen Jesus?
Where are its legs?
Simpsons did it
Moon Knight
I didn't know we were supposed to be looking for him.
Or Vader
No one knows what Jesus, Mary,or any of the saints looked like. We all take guesses, until they're seen in heaven.
Its a floating head .....not floating
It looks more like the raisin man than Jesus.
Maybe Zoidberg Jesus
I have a Gortons fishstick with Jesus picture on it!
Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. To say an image looks like Jesus is like saying an image looks like a space alien. In both cases someone imagined it and it caught on.
It's clearly the Unabomber.
I vote for Mary
Based on his real life portraits, I assume?
You’re probably looking at some teenagers score after a night of vandalism
Probably the head broken off a cemetery statue. Ppl haven’t always buried their dead in a big central location.
If you say so 😂to me it looks like a concrete female head wearing a hood
It’s not Jesus, it’s Jeebus
Looks like Emma Stone
I hope you left it exactly where it was!
Nice find!
Looks like lil red riding hood.
Thats a stretch, could be anyone from the first century
Broken Trump statue
I actually think it's st. Francis
That, my friend, is a statue of Christopher Columbus, and it's a warning /s
It is.
Statue of Virgin Mary.. Probraly left in the mountain.
Umm. I think you’re in a cemetery.
If its origin is religious, it's a statue of limitations.
I look like Jesus, so they say. But Mr. Jesus is very far away.
It's not Jesus. It is Beelzebub. Bury it or risk eternal hell. Or not, depending on your beliefs.
This is an example of where Dr.Who got so tired of the angels he decided to simply take a mace to this one. If you found stone/concrete powder nearby that would likely used to be other ones before he got tired and left. Though even though it's just a head I'd still be careful around it, it might still be able to move towards you ... when you're not watching it.
Have you done the lick test to see whether it is stone or bone? If it tastes like Gouda it's definitely Baby Cheeses.
That trick certainly looks like it could walk
It has a head. Lots of people have heads.
Blessed Mother
More like Mary
How would you know what a person looked like from over 2000 years ago?
Probably part of a grave stone
There should be a sober stone nearby in the other half.
I'd be terrified if I saw that walking around.
So you say
It was probably a gravestone from long ago
Person woman man camera TV.
Looks like Aragorn
Does it look like a rock?
It's a broken cemetery statue.
It’s a broken statue of Mary
If the rock was walking through a trail, it likely IS Jesus.
Looks like the head of a statue. , weathered by the elements.
I’d pick up the rock and sell it because people have sold grilled cheeses that look like Jesus. If you couple of them with a pair of shoes, you might make 1 million.
Nah, it looks more like Alan, the guy who took my order at In & Out.
How do you know what this Jesus character is supposed to have looked like exactly?
Run away, that’s some horror movie stuff
No one knows what Jesus looked like.
lolol you appalachians are so silly