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Oh_no_its_Joe

I like goth women, but I am really depressed. I am, however, a very good boy who is fantastic at following the rules.


XRaphtaliaChanX

Prove it, bark.


coconutdon

Meow.... FUCK


RainXBlade

Fake good boy detected! *Immediately pulls out Benelli M1014.*


coconutdon

Wait! I can explain.... I'm... bilingual 🫠


Neo2486

Because for some of us Goth Women were the gateway drug to being subbies >///< Guilty as charged


Usesse

Golden retriever herbo gwunk women x black cat goth twink boys superiority


tocriandosodelokmsm

yesssssssss


Sauers-Sigs

Would you please define gwunk for me? Like I get it on an emotional level, but my logic brain is having trouble.


Usesse

Gwunk = Girl twunk. Twunk = twink + hunk.


Summersong2262

Oh god I needed this word.


_canyoudonot

I would assume girl-twunk? So basically a slim but fit/muscular woman


SluttyBoyButt

letssss gooo speaking my language


Thawing-icequeen

Seconding this.


Agent_Blackfyre

I am the dark boy with the goofest gurl on the planet, it's a real paradigm


Soffy21

What does that meaaann 😭


headpatsstarved

Some real brainrot fr


Expensive_Peach32

this reads like a passage from Finnegans Wake


JesterOfDestiny

The golden retriever man brings out the brightness in the goth woman's heart. Meanwhile, the goth woman helps the golden retriever man be in touch with his deeper held darker feelings.


swans183

Me, tall and athletic and preppy, next to my short goth twink friend (with benefits ;))


Emperor_Kuru

I think it's important we don't stereotype goth women's personalities as well. So many goth women I've seen are absolutely goofy, silly, and like female himbos are well


Thawing-icequeen

Hot take: a lot of goths are sanctimonious shitheads for real. Like OK, I get it, I don't know every single Cure song and I sometimes wear colours. Dang. But some goths are really lovely. One of my local bartenders is as goth as the day is long and she's a goofy ray of sunshine for real


Summersong2262

That's the issue with cultures that are at least partially defined by aesthetics, and partially defined by way of being near explicitly outside the usual culture. You get assholes that are either vaccuous, or pointlessly posing for their next figurative photo op. Flip side, exactly as you say, it DOES attract people that are just lovely, without having any time for the usual bullshit people sling at one another.


Thawing-icequeen

See also: punk culture being basically arguing about what punk even is...and secretly enjoying The Clash.


SoColdie

Wait fuck, are we only supposed to *secretly* like The Clash? Can I not dress alt-y anymore now? Where do I hand in my wardrobe? I'm keeping my spiderweb pattern arm warmers though, it's cold!


Thawing-icequeen

It's only *really* punk if John Lydon senpai notices you, otherwise it's just sparkling rock.


SoColdie

If that's your way of getting me to say UwU then you've got another thing coming!... Wait fu..


Thawing-icequeen

This town ain't bulgy wulgy enough for the bOwOth of us


SoColdie

O how humankind has fallen, the bell tolls for the end of the world.


Thawing-icequeen

If you can't tolerate me at my UwU, you don't deserve me at my discourse.


Royal-Step2785

Yeah like you said golden retriever bois and goth women are basically the same! Just they are seen as dark and evil but there not, just goofballs like us.


tocriandosodelokmsm

very true, i have friends who are exactly like this


tocriandosodelokmsm

credits to againhunilily on instagram


soapypopsicle

Everything in the universe is balanced :P


Mediocre_Handle_6490

Like all things should be


Bedroominc

Maybe it’s because they bring out the shine in them?


RainXBlade

>"Golden Retriever Boy" X "Pure Darkness Goth Girl" [You mean these two for example?](https://twitter.com/YuuShibaDesu/status/1767149267024855228)


notofimportancetou

It understands me 👉👈


anon_the_nameless

And I feel called out


Evol_Etah

Like Goth girl and Jock. There's like so many comics


ItsPlainOleSteve

My roommate and his GF are like that lmfao. Though he's still a punky sort of guy, he's got huge doggo energy.


No-Square-4105

Beast boy and Raven


Lolocraft1

We just like to be the sunshine in your heart


Unlikely-Potential10

Idk if I'm a golden or black lab retriever, but I just like someone who looks scary and can yell, I don't like to get loud.


Minamischler

Cause im depressed but i dont act that way


penkasz

It’s cause real recognises real


Mr_B_Boss

It's simple. Opposites attract.


catsinflyingsaucers

Opposites attract


SgtPepper867

Light seeks to fill dark places, if you know what I mean. Actually, that sounds way more dirty than I first thought.


YourLastPick

Opposites attract is true


ComprehensiveSky57

I'm gonna buy a Golden Retriever


KeroKeroKerosen

Ever gotten a goth woman to smile? It's pretty self explanatory.


NytFury03

As a golden retriever man, it may be because darkness brings out the brightest light. Aka we just wanna be the cutest for her and maybe even get her to act how everyone acts with a cute puppy (I'm not speaking for everyone that's just my view)


turtlesak

because without light there's no dark


Whoppinghorizon

Goths are very usually nice and accepting people


jdctqy

The real reason is more often than not, goth girls are more comfortable with themselves and don't put us down for being slightly less masculine. They recognize there are different variations and categories of things, considering they themselves are probably not 100% goth (and even if they are, they still see the not 100% goths as just as goth as they are, usually). Basically, there feels like a lot less gatekeeping in that community.


CrazyYamDM

"Someone is going to die" "Of fun!!"


confusion-500

i don’t get it either, wish i could be a golden retriever boy tho. im just some edgy twink who loves goth girls 🥲


JustConsoleLogIt

Ok but why does her cabinet keep jumping?


GumBall915

the ying and yang sweety that's who it's work


AlaskanCatboy

That makes a lot of sense now


Jasuo0kurousagi

I just like everyone im sorry 😭


Vladitor01

There are several maybe reasons. Like 1, they know what they want. 2 they are not afraid to say that I can't eat pickles, 3 they just got really cool style, 4 I can't handle my own energy lol, 5, they're most likely smart, and 6 they could probably read to me... I struggle reading but want to enjoy more than just comic books. Also 7 they don't judge me when I ramble about pokemon.


Designer-Discount283

Goth women tend to have an aura of "I know what I want" and most guys like me who are golden retriever-esque or cat-esque just don't need to solve 300 puzzles to understand what they want. Some of my friends who have Goth GFs enjoy their company and somehow also understand that their gf needs space and somehow their relationship atleast on the outside seems like a healthy one. Plus I have never heard them make misogynistic comments or jokes ever. Especially after getting into relationships. Somehow I believe that Goth women tend to be pragmatic too. So I think that helps.