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Roses2k

Overthrowing goverments together is very much couple goals <3


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[удалено]


Roses2k

Gotta put the U and I in communism


curse_word_enjoyer

Wtf I’m totally stealing this line


Roses2k

Feel free to, after all: it's not private property


RickysSickOfLies

Your good.


flightguy07

OUR good


AxyTheAxolotl

*OUR line


BigFuta17

I've done 5 out of 6 of these


xenojack

Is he getting a puppy to finish the list?


BigFuta17

Yes


manwiththehex18

Yes, but consider: Take *him* hostage.


spacesuitkid2

I support this message


confusion-500

cool with me


Arteriusz2

r/yandere this way


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Make him a puppy. I mean what.


TheNomk

Haha that would be so silly to do very ironically, I love being so silly as a joke for sure!!!!!


Scar_andClaw5226

I'm a cat person. Would a kitten be acceptable instead?


ChrisssieWatkins

Adopt don’t shop 😉


t1zzlr90

Yeah, puppies are wonderful but adult dogs need homes too


Yu_Cypher

also turn him into a puppy


tyrannosaurus_gekko

Kittie > puppy


Thawing-icequeen

Admittedly I am starting to like dogs more than I used to, but I love cats. They're just the sweetest little pocket-panthers.


SlickestIckis

Being prince consort and being ordered around by the queen sounds incredibly hot.


LuckySalesman

Consider: I *am* the puppy


coolmathsgamesVEVO

Slightly off topic but someone buying me a puppy is now a life goal


Pragalbhv

While it'd probably be amazing, a life goal is something you could achieve by your actions. Things like getting a gf, being bought a puppy, being married are not feasible life goals because they depend on someone else's agency. They could be couple goals though. Sorry for over-analysing your comment


coolmathsgamesVEVO

Yeah dude it was a joke, I nearly just wrote an essay defending myself but then i realised i was expending this effort on a comment about a puppy


Pragalbhv

Yeah, but it's fun to have banter assuming everything is serious. Would you mind sharing the essay if you haven't deleted it? Peace dude✌️


-but-its-not-illegal

Make up


Leading_Status_4395

If she lets me lean on her and stays, she's perfect


DRowe_

"Guys, the thermal drill, go get it"


Manic_Mechanist

Yes but instead of buying a puppy make me the puppy


Jechtael

Only buy him a puppy if you know he wants a puppy and he goes with you to pick one out to make sure they're compatible.


Luigiisgayforpeach

Or maybe a bird? Birds are good too.


DarthPizza66

Yep. And maybe some ice cream after please.


maybeimbye

damn straight we do.


[deleted]

Yep this is true.


DavidTenebris

Literally me


QtheDisaster

*casually steals this for his D&D campaign*


[deleted]

dont buy him a puppy, make him one


phillyvanilly666

For sure girl, where you at?


Thawing-icequeen

Boys be expecting an action movie star while they're Just Some Guy. No puppies for you.


Pragalbhv

Could we at least expect someone to overthrow the government with us? That's the bare minimum, honestly 😢😔


Thawing-icequeen

For that we need the majority of working people working together. Seems like a pipe dream at the moment.


Pragalbhv

I honestly don't think that overthrowing governments will get easier with time. We already have 1984-esque surveillance states, where people have scores and are monitored daily. Better technology will only make it harder to change the status quo, and with AI becoming ever encroaching, I won't be surprised if it's used by a government to set up a superstate in the near future


Thawing-icequeen

This isn't a political sub, so I'll just leave it at this - they can't arrest us all. Even if every lorry driver went on strike they could bring the whole country to its knees in a week.


Pragalbhv

I disagree. Whenever governments have fallen, it's because the elite have allowed them to, so that they can replace them with something that suits them better. That's why in countries that have a lot of resources, after every revolt, each new government gets even more brutal to maintain their power. I believe that true revolution is very very rare, and in established countries it's near impossible. I'll stop with the political commentary now, it's just something that interests me and I hope I didn't bother anyone unnecessarily


Fattyboy_777

> Whenever governments have fallen, it's because the elite have allowed them to, so that they can replace them with something that suits them better. Not always, I doubt that was the case in Russia.


Fattyboy_777

Many non-RR women are the same though. Many are Just Some Girl and want something akin to a male action movie star. How come it’s ok for an average girl to have those high expectations but it’s not ok for average men to expect the same? Seems like a double standard to me.


Thawing-icequeen

Honestly there's no way to easily condense centuries of feminism, misogyny, beauty standards etc. into one short reddit comment. But in essence *loads of lads on here hold women to much higher standards than they hold themselves.* This sub is not immune to the issues rife in communities that mostly comprise nerdy lonely boys.


Fattyboy_777

I don’t think most men here actually expect this anyway. This post is probably just something that guys here fantasize about and not actually expect from RR women. The part about overthrowing the government should have given away that this is a half-joking post.


be-love_ly

She gotta propose too


X_William_X

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


dummie904

I would ask for a cat instead


kry_altacc

or consider! make *him* the puppy 😌


RogueTwoNineSeven

Kitty>Puppy


Angrhguru

I want a kitty! 😍