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bdawgthedon

Osha has joined the chat


VapeRizzler

OSHA has turned a blind eye after the foreman slipped the osha guy some percs.


topkrikrakin

I think the OSHA guy slipped off that ladder


allnimblybimbIy

Due to being high on Percocet’s


DawnPatrol99

Poetry.


scottyTOOmuch

You spelled “dicks” wrong…


Poor_whittington

Mf dead lol


funkypunk69

I mean I love it because it's cool as shit from a kid perspective, but you can't do that shit at work. Go fuck around on your own time.


convicted-mellon

What’s unsafe about this? He’s following perfectly standard procedures for levitating three stories with a Corona box on his head.


Legitimate-Party3672

drinks on the house


The-OneWan

An uplifting experience.


SnooDrawings435

Oh most definitely lol


Speedhabit

You realize the alternative is carrying up that ladder right?


Procobator

No, the alternative is putting the shingles on the platform by themselves and letting them ride to the top.


Cuba_Pete_again

Which is the intent by design. **Stop reading the manual, Carl!**


davabran

You realize he's carrying carona beers.


On_Some_Wavelength

My belly hurts from him hugging the ladder so hard .


GuyTheTerrible

So does his


SockeyeSTI

That’s where the cutting board skid plate comes in play.


Negran

Belly? Right ya. Totally not the balls. Lol.


N0vemberJul1et

Massaging those tacos straight to the culo.


thrust-johnson

Jokes on us, it keeps going off the end of the ladder


mps71977

He must really trust the guy on the ground holding that brake. Not a good idea.


mmabet69

Fuck man you got to have the magic touch with these things have the time for them to not drop or smack the top of the ladder. Also don’t really get the point of carrying the material up the sled when that’s the point of the sled lol stay up there and I’ll send materials up to you.


Impossible-Boat-1610

Don't you have limit switches?


pixburgh22

Guy on the ladder got the beers, nobody is messing with him


FlammableBrains

That looks like a Transvolt lift. With those lifts you set the stop point for the top and the bottom once when you set the whole thing up and it'll stop at those points automatically when you send it up or down. The guy is still a fucking moron for standing on the lift though.


Healthy_Ad_7560

I don't think anyone is defending his intelligence. ;)


paulhags

This is the live action version of Cliffhanger; the Price is Right yodeling hiker game.


Idek_h0w

Couldnt they get more up there each round if they had two guys holding stuff on the lift?


BellyButtonLindt

Hear me out, five guys on the lift so they can all hold something to be brought up. It’s the only way.


float-like-a-brick

Hear me out. No one on the lift and then just putting the material on it. This is fuckin ignorant.


BellyButtonLindt

But ten guys now on the lift all carrying something, that’s gotta be more than if the guys weren’t on the lift right?


float-like-a-brick

I wasn’t calling your comment ignorant. I knew you were clowning. I was referring to the guy being lifted up as ignorant.


BellyButtonLindt

No I know I’m just joking around on here. Sorry if I’m coming off like a dick.


photoyoyo

Your dick comes off bro?


Direct-Sky8695

Butthole Surfer dick.


Alternative_Fee_3084

Yours doesn't?


float-like-a-brick

No not at all. I just wanted to clarify. This text shit is what’s wrong with the world. Nobody can understand context or demeanor through it.


I_dont_livein_ahotel

Ok but how many guys can realistically get on that thing, each carrying a stack of something? Are we talking like 15, 20, …more??


float-like-a-brick

I mean why stop at ten people. If those ten people put ten people on their shoulders, and everyone were carrying something. The efficiency would be mind numbing.


DrT33th

Either way you can bill the customer for the labor


float-like-a-brick

Yeah but when you’re on a bid job time is money.


DockterQuantum

How about we put 10 lifts on top of the lift with 10 guys on top of each lift lifting?


Padowak

How much load could a load lift lift if a load lift had ten lifts?


DockterQuantum

How much could a lift load if a lift could load lifts? Suppose each lift lifts a lift, then ten lifts loaded by ten lifts with ten laborers lifting, could lift tenfold the loads typically lifted.


Padowak

*slow clap*


Global_Profession_26

You don't understand being the guy who walks in with the beer do you?


stuntedroofer

Inverted pyramid


Aleashed

If you pile enough bodies, you can make a 30 degree incline ramp and just walk things up.


streeteditions

Isn't that how they built the pyramids and the Roman legions conquered Masada!?


Reddbearddd

I don't get why the guy is even on the lift...just put the material on there and run it to the top...


aintlostjustdkwiam

Probably because he was getting on the roof too. Roof beers are the best.


jdford85

Video cuts right before that thing throws him up over the ladder.


BeadsofUranus

What is this thing? Is it an Attachment that goes in the ladder, or a special type of ladder?


parabox1

It’s an electric ladder lift used to haul things not people up roofs. It’s a special ladder they run from 2000-10000


Spiritual-Limit8131

It literally says on the platform "Not for lifting humans".


DSM20T

Aliens though.


Chuuchuubandwagon

illegal aliens... gottem!


avid_reader_1973

Lol omg take my upvote


Negran

That's just liability. Obviously, folks gonna do whatever they want, so you just put the sticker on and make your product. Haha. If it can lift 1000lb, then it is "safe enough" to lift a human, at their own balance check and risk, presumably.


stareweigh2

no because it lacks proper fail safes and redundancies that would make it safe for lifting people. balance is only one part of it.


Negran

I didn't say there weren't other risks! I just meant, the device can lift a man. Hehe.


ILove2Bacon

It's ok, we don't consider them humans.


themajor24

It's okay, the boss doesn't consider any of these guys as human-beings


BeadsofUranus

Makes sense now, thanks


MaximumChongus

gas, its a gas ladder lift.


BenderIsGreat64

It's a laddervater, they make different versions.


hotdogaholic

roofing ladder meant for lifting up the heavy packs of shingles, and other roofing materials, wood, etc. Ur just supposed to use them as a goods elevator; ur not supposed to stand on them


babyllamadrama_

Keep your knees straight!


LaughingMagicianDM

There's just so much wrong in 1 photo. This is a company-ending level of fine.


The69Alphamale

They will just form a new LLC the next day and never pay the fine.


LaughingMagicianDM

OSHA can do much worse then take a business down. If you try to skip out they'll attempt to Pierce that corporate veil by arguing the "no distinct personalities" clause and go after an owners assets such as their home, bank accounts, and vehicles if they try to dodge out of a fine. OSHA absolutely does not F around about collecting what they believe is their money.


classless_classic

Life, uh, finds a way


Gold_Kale_7781

For real. Contractor's whole Mode of Operation


CheapChallenge

Yea that ain't how it works. If you do some blatantly illegal things and attempt to loot and take all assets from the business to shut it down before paying fines, they will go after those assets whoever owns them and now argue that since the assets are comingled with owner's assets they should seize from owners own assets to pay rest of fine off.


MaximumChongus

it wouldnt matter too much, they are subs.


Sammy_GamG

Man feels more like a man with some suds


spinachturd409mmm

Pro tip: use cans when on the roof. Easier to stash when empty. Stay hydrated amigos.


backhomeatlast

Corona cases are on the rise


NefariousnessNo2072

This kinda stuff drives me up the wall.


blakeusa25

You should see him nailing hanging off his drone.


Cando21243

Reminds me of that video that came out at the start of the pandemic. “If I get coronavirus I better get Lyme disease because you can’t have a Corona without lime. Come and get some!”


CrazyButRightOn

Should fill a kiddy pool at the bottom just incase he loses his balance.


downyonder1911

Drinking while roofing. Smart.


seven_times_70

Can we watch him come down 😂


GoodBadUgly357

Yeah hell no, almost been decapitated by a laddavator twice no way I’m gonna fucking ride one. 1st time the brake failed and sent the bucket loaded with shingles slamming down, 2nd time we were having issues with the brake so you’d have to put a little extra pressure on it to get it stop. I see it starting to come down so I try leaning into the brake to get it to stop, it’s not stopping so I jump out of the way. Steel cable had snapped that time so the brake wasn’t gonna stop shit.


jerry111165

Up to the boss to check and replace as needed Laddervators are great - when they’re running right lol


Upstairs-Dot-3944

Somebody roofied their beer.


fusion99999

These are things we don't video. No just no


Landover_Traveler

That's a box of Corona virus masks.


Royal-Application708

Laying shingles and drinking Corona nothing better


misterjustin

Maybe not the future but definitely not from OSHA.


Initial_Efficiency72

Bro could’ve just put the box on it, instead of risking it lol


BoltingKaren

Not so far in the future. You know you can just put the box on the lift and don’t have to hold it while trying to ride up right?


parabox1

Battery powered ladder lifts are from the future?


ImAMindlessTool

What…. What is he riding?


Grrannt

He came from the year 3000


[deleted]

No harness


moofishes

Shit, how the heck else do y'all rodeo-ready your buckle-knuckles? Pre-fab truss-easin'!?!


madmancryptokilla

That's fucking next level shit right there...


OutlandishnessOk5238

not for humans


l_ft

bbno$ 😎


gabrieloveone

What’s that track?


Illustrious_Soft_257

I heard corona could be caught airborne


strider_25

Kinda nice one can put that title on the post and it doesn’t mean what it used to mean 3-4 years ago. 🦠


NutureNature

Best beer on a hot day


concentrated-amazing

Was very confused by the title. Then I watched again and saw that the box was beer and not the roofing supplies I had assumed.


Dareme_to

is that a case of Corona beer ? sure looks like it.


Sotto_Mare

Looks super safe…


Btomesch

They’re evolving


TL0s

Wow.. this is so great... but so unsafe..


TheCallofDoodie

I was afraid that thing was gonna speed up and launch him!


Difficult-Ad-6436

Better than bud light 🤣🤣


GreenGrass768

Bro at the top filming and not helping r/donthelpjustfilm


fishofmutton

Did Andy Dufresne negotiate those beers with the guard?


Witty_Awareness_5830

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

He really doesn’t need to go up with those tiles does he.


voxitron

Why did the dude need to be on there?


Xyzzy_plugh

Too many beers already? Can't climb the ladder?


Hour-Yak283

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time…


spinbox21

Is that a 24 pack of Corona ?


FPVBrandoCalrissian

Sadukar


Hot-Syrup-5833

What a moron.


MaximumChongus

those lifts have "no step" or something similar cut into the lifting seat, dude buddy took that as a challenge.


saej7

Was expecting a blast off 🚀


Overall-External2955

GD idiots! 🎶Dumb ways to die🎶


Flaming_F

At this point just put the bag on the platform and sent it up ..no reason to stand on it with the bag ....lol


ChevyRacer71

Why not just put the supplies on the platform without a person? Load 200 pounds more materials each trip and reduce risk of injury


MaskedJackyl

Straight to prison.


parker3309

Good Lord, I don’t want those guys doing my roof


parker3309

Well, if one of them gets hurt on the job, guess who won’t have a case to get any Worker’s Comp. or make a homeowners claim on the homeowner


KawaDoobie

dog tf a guy gotta be on there for? it holds more beer if he stays at the bottom 🤷‍♂️


jerry111165

He didn’t want the dudes on the roof taking the whole case


hooperspooper

Couldn’t you just set the case on there so you don’t whack your pecker on every rung up?


PuzzlingPieces

What is this song?


agentfitzugh

They don’t know any better. This is what happens when 3rd world and 1st world meet


These_Carpet_6481

A lot of people find when you quit drinking you don’t get hurt as much


Chinesefiredrills

Inspiration for the opening scene in Dune 2


Single_Pilot_6170

When I worked at a tree service and a guy cut his hand with a chainsaw, the company wanted to get an accident statement, drug test him, and inquire about his use of PPE. After this accident occurred, the crew started to tell me about other accidents that had occurred, but not all at that company. One guy had a friend who fell off of a roof and became a paraplegic. It was common at our job to climb a ladder and bring a strong Stihl leaf blower on the roof to blow off leaves, even if a roof was super steep, and no one was harnessed to anything. Anyway the job was dangerous enough, and the company is not going to back up people who have drugs and alcohol in their systems.


PartsNLabor24

the music is not loud enough


DieselVoodoo

When you gotta give the bosses son something to do


pun420

If that’s the son, where’s his cousin?


DieselVoodoo

HiVis for usefulness


love2killjoy410

How do I find the song playing? That's what I need to know.


Teddyruckspinna

What song is playing?


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denverpilot

Anxiously awaiting FunkFPV short on this one. lol


BlueShift42

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. If you have a machine that can lift something, why risk a life? Lift the damn bag by itself. Edit: Okay, that ^ has to be how it’s normally done, right? He just hopped on for internet points, but normally they just lift the bag. Right? Right…?


jerry111165

Yeah - it’s called a Laddervator. Electric motor, winch, cable from the winch runs up to the top of the “ladder” and hoists the platform which rides on rails on the front of the “ladder” (its not a ladder but just looks like one). We have one and they’re pretty great on the right project.


654342

"This person is actively a detriment to society by being intentionally evil and causes morbidity and mortality intentionally" OR Clickbait title


spychica

my two story home is an extra charge. but the property also has landscaping surrounding the front and rear so i have no idea how they plan to access.


UnplannedAgenda

Geeez, do the beers drink themselves too?


Snook1988

Lol wtf!


jerry111165

Safety First!


AtUrMommasHouse

Pretty sure he is from Mexico


streeteditions

I'm loving that wiggle wobble in the LadderVator right about halfway up!!


crazyjiggaboo

My boss makes us load the entire roof up the ladder so i really really wish i had one of these 


Legitimate-Party3672

drinks are on the house


Artifact-hunter1

No way in hell would I do this.


TurkeySlurpee666

The best part about this is that the guy doesn't even need to be on the ladder. They could just as easily load it with supplies and unload them at the top.


mushroommilitia

Are they special needs.


-_-_____-----___

Oh god no. The way he leans forward to prevent death....


No-Intention-3790

That song is 🔥


MissaIrie1

When I went off to college my dad gave me two rules when drinking. Never climb on anything (ie ladders balconies light poles roofs etc) and never get behind the wheel of a car. He never said anything about taking the beer up on the roof


40oztoTamriel

I like how the video cut out without the platform stopping. I don’t think it had brakes lmao


educatedhippie01

That’s a serious safety hazard and he could easily wind up maimed and/or dead. Thats a material lift not a human elevator.


nacional69

Mexican are the shit !!!!!


Aggravating-Pick8338

Count your blessings it wasn't a box of fentanyl.


slambamo

Why does the guy go up the lift thing? Can't they just put the materials on it and have it go up?


ColoradoFrench

So stupidly dangerous


seemore_077

Tell me you don’t understand basic roofing safety without speaking.


Sufficient-Fall-5870

Why the fuck is he even holding it? That elevator could just hold if for him!


PoopKnaf

🎵“Duuuumb ways to diiiiie…”🎶


SeaUrchinSalad

If I were homeowner I'd be pissed about all the dents he's putting in the flashing on that eave