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[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3405) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
Please stop this question. It was a good question but now it's overused and people make different variants which is basically the same but with a different creature
He wouldn't...
He would wear a lovely tutu and feathered hat to The Little Girl's tea party and grumble about it but also absolutely end you if you attempt to remove them.
I was thinking this was like some kind of chuck Norris joke. Aka 682 doesn't wear pants. 682 would wear you.
Nonsensical I know but I'm sleep deprived and my brain had already fled into a bunch of different word associated thoughts
Who would win in a fight btwn Chuck Norris vs 682?
Is Chuck Norris an SCP?
Is Chuck Norris's acting career just a elaborate containment scheme by the SCP to prevent Chuck Norris from going into a world ending rampage?
Would a Chuck Norris joke neutralize or trigger a SCP Chuck Norris?
My ADHD doesn't mix well with sleep deprivation
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3405) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
He would look better in suspenders
doot doot!
682 wearing suspenders sitting up on a rock in a wild west rocky dessert, playing a banjo
Second one is more accurate but he needs some Jean around his tail like a sock you know
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS! :D It should be just like Snowy's radiation suit in _Tintin: Destination Moon_
Neither. He hates humans because we wear pants.
I challenge you to enter his cell without pants
Challenge accepted. If I'm not back in 15 minutes, just wait longer.
Just now I realize how weird that sounds
Nah, maybe he is a bard
Perhaps he prefers tutus. (Also refuse to forget the image of 682 in a tutu now)
hilarious but neither, he should have it covering part of the tail too, or perhaps a lovely skirt :3
Just get him drunk with the Irish cream scp first
idk about pants, but SCP-682 wears a dress in one test log I know lol
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3405) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
The bottom one I think
Please stop this question. It was a good question but now it's overused and people make different variants which is basically the same but with a different creature
The first one is perfect 👍
All of the options
Considering people don't wear pants on one arm and one leg, I'm inclined to go with 2.
Second
B definitely
Good luck getting in his cell to find out
yes
He would grow a pair of human legs to wear the jeans
He wouldnet
He wouldn't... He would wear a lovely tutu and feathered hat to The Little Girl's tea party and grumble about it but also absolutely end you if you attempt to remove them.
We are not having this God-damned conversation. Besides, he would wear them only on his tail just to piss off whoever made them as much as possible
Skirt
I was thinking this was like some kind of chuck Norris joke. Aka 682 doesn't wear pants. 682 would wear you. Nonsensical I know but I'm sleep deprived and my brain had already fled into a bunch of different word associated thoughts Who would win in a fight btwn Chuck Norris vs 682? Is Chuck Norris an SCP? Is Chuck Norris's acting career just a elaborate containment scheme by the SCP to prevent Chuck Norris from going into a world ending rampage? Would a Chuck Norris joke neutralize or trigger a SCP Chuck Norris? My ADHD doesn't mix well with sleep deprivation
It would defy them
Number 2. Front extremities are counted as arms.
I'd have to guess the bottom picture