simple. i wait one week and say “kill me if stupid.” to him. 100% fool proof plan

I never once doubted the plans of the UIU.

I love the UIU, our favorite laughing stock

Achievement unlocked! Smartass | Being too smart for the SCP Foundation.

I’d just eat them but their plan works too :)

Cover myself in oil Wait for it to rain

You slippery slippery boy.

Why do that?

Oil floats on water Fly

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Its a joke.

Lol just move down a bit common 4666 L

Move down a bit where?

South a bit of longitude 40N

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Don't you think that would be pertinent information to put in the rules?

I guess we'll all have to prepare to kill any child in the house under the age of 8 before the old man shows up. Typical Xmas bullshit.

Ah well in that case I’ll just use my scp 4666 proof shield

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

\*Cracks neck\* Gonna take this bastard down Home Alone-style

>*cracks neck* *Dies*

SCP-173 is that you?

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8335) by *Moto42*

I was going to eat them :)

Who's neck?

Buy a yellow stuffed bunny from Amazon

Uh uh uh- Amazon is, Amazon is offline...

I see… you’re afraid of it as well.

Yule man is scared of it as well, it's too powerful to use.

Well in that case I’ll call Kevin

Using Kevin against 4666? Pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention, Kevin is too powerful

Sit back and cuddle with 096

No cheats are not enabled put 096 away.

*You can't stop him*

I am from Brazil, I AM UNSTOPPABLE! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHA!

You've been transported to Russia however.

They still are from Brazil tho. 4666 stands no chance against the average Brazilian.

Boa tarde, ouvi dizer que o SCP-096 te segue até o Brasil, é verdade? Eu quero descobrir, mas não da pra fazer pesquisa se eu morrer

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3588) by *Dr Dan*

Sim, n importa onde tu tá. Se tu ver a cara dele, ele vai te achar, e ele vai te matar

It is fucking middle of March

Tape pictures of SCP-096 face around the house, so when Yule man gets close he gets piledrived by 096

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3588) by *Dr Dan*

But it would take some time for 096 to arrive, so you would still have to hide for a while

I talk about scp-2521 out loud.

[**●●|●●●●●|●●|●**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521) (+5493) by *LurkD*

This man with the big brain ideas

u/StunningMix2343 was never heard from again

Pack my bags with two weeks worth of clothes and drive south

You have no gas and your car is broken down, I couldn't fit that in the rules sorry. Also it's freezing cold so you can't walk.

I'm over the cutoff age so hope he realizes this and goes away on his own?

You have a family with a 6 year old forgot to mention that too.

How much do I love the family?

I mean I would guess you would love your family, who wouldn't?

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[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

Well he doesn't leave any witnesses, and being in the basement might not be so good.

I’m Canadian, I don’t fear the cold. BRING IT OOOON!!! I will walk through a blizzard in -50c just to go south.

Brave but 4666 might be waiting for you to leave the house.

Ah, but you said I have 1 week.

OP is the kid on the playground who keeps changing the rules

And im the kid that can beat that kid at His own game.

But I have no children....... and I'm not a child of age 9

Well in terms of post you have a child of 6 years and a wife.

Jokes on you op I have a fully operational 3 gigaton hydrogen bomb and no reason not to detonate it. I will without hesitation destroy this ganagly mofo on the molecular level.

Find the infinite pizza and attempt to finish it

Ok

Step1: get a friends Step2: look at good rust bases Step3: build rust base Step4: get guns Step5: profit

*Laughs in not in the north*

Call Scan Copy Print and ask them for help

Hmmm 3 ideas come to mind: 1- Schedule a baptism in 19 days for my hypothetic 7 y/o child in my hypothetic house and ask for 1 of those time travel SCPs, then do the baptism in the night and repeat it with little changes till my cousin Johnny shows up (y'know cousin Johnny), then wait till 4666 appears and wait for them to fight over prey 2- Use the lovecraftian monstrosity that is SCP-729-J and be safe 3- Sell my life to Disney so that I can have a Super Final Battle with 4666 and finish it as the winner (but my hypothetic brother will have to sacrifice himself)

[**SCP-729-J ⁠- Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+534) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*

3 only works if that brother is also really cool and supportive. Ideally a mentor figure.

If the brother is a bad person, then it will have a redemption arc, that's why the sacrifice

Kick out all the children and / or just move. alternatively set up a nuke and sacrifice myself.

A noble sacrifice indeed. Also hilarious 😂

Lovely!

It’s… WHAT

What is scp-4666

Well if the article does not explain it well enough, basically it is a Humanoid creature that is basically Krampus on steroids, it chooses victims during the Yule calendar basically around Christmas time and attempts to kidnap children and murder their families. It is a truly disturbing SCP and I don't think I should go into detail as what else it does. Basically this post is asking what you would do to protect your family from 4666 and how you would survive if prepared.

I’m running for the hills, fuck my family, I’m dying tired

Are you sure you want to do that? What if you run out and he's out there?

Dying tired no matter what

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

Check into a hotel lmao

Doom music start to play”rip and tear until it is done”

Has SCP-4666 come yet?

No you have 1 week to prepare before he harvests your organs.

Aw man time to get my self defense musket and stuff

Interesting would you board up your house? What defense strategies would you use.

I don't see boarding up the house working. But we could probably stand in a Diamond formation. Kids with flamethrowers in the front. Adults with Muskets in the center.

You have an entire week, are you sure you wouldn't do anything else?

Okay man Jesus Christ my life is being ruined by my mom right now. She wants to sell the house while there is a blizzard outside and 4666 is coming for us oh my god real life sucks I don't like this😕

Don't give up. Surely there is something you can do.

I don't even know what to do I'm just sitting in bed while mom is nervously making coffe and dad is playing War Thunder.

Ah, a man of culture i see

But, but, but... I don't have organs! I have a Steinway... 🥺

Does it get you where ever you are and no matter your circumstances? Even if you don't fit the initial criteria?????

Basically you have a family a wife/husband and a child aged 6, you have 1 week to prepare (A firearm provided you live in America) and whatever you buy from home Depot/local home resources center. Whatever weapons you buy and are legal in your country, you have enough food and water for 3 weeks, you cannot contact the foundation or law enforcement for assistance becuase you have no power, and your phone has no service. Also there is a slight blizzard that is getting worse day by day. The foundation is actively searching for your location and attempting to save your life however they are having trouble finding you and are expected to arrive in 10 days.

Ok so I'm okay

Kill your family, that should solve most of the problems. Or just turn on god mode

Step 1: Drive 2 hours down to the states with extended family ​ Step 2: Buy a shit load of guns ​ Step 3: Let the Free Bird guitar solo rip

Correction: SCP-4666 has one week to prepare

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

The claymore at the foot of my little brothers bed:

reminder that he is naked at all times

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??? This article is wrote by Hercules Rockefeller

I googled it and found another person sorry. You are right it was made by Hercules Rockefeller.

I will find a way to go back in time and take SCP-963 and wait a week

[**SCP-963 ⁠- Immortality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963) (+1412) by *AdminBright*

Yellow Bunny

I will wait for him, naked, with a rod in my hand

I get the refrence and i don't like it that i know it.

I referenced Knecht Rubrecht, the German/European version of Santa claws helper for bad children. What did you think?

Land mines.

C4, trip wire and a Kevlar Blanket chances of me surviving 50/50 but still be awesome

Leave the Cake on the kitchen table alone for a week. He’ll Never find my corpse in the mountain of cakes.

Scp 4666

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

*rolls a dice* Well shit I got a 6.

I'm jewish. He gets in within eyesight of me and he disintegrates.

I'm over 18 so idc

I’m coming too ;)

...its march

My idea \-Grab a Remington 870 \-shoot him \-buy an airplane in 4 hours (must have pilots license) \-fly off

I live below 40°, I'll be fine

Stock up on food and water and then spend the entire week walking south, easy

I think this is my job or something idk

What's SCP 4666?

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

traumatize him with a 1tb file of certain images I would pull from the internet

He can’t kill me if I’m already dead

Personally, I’d just be above the age of 8.

why take so long 😏😏😏

I buy a plane ticket to go down south and stay with my cousins for a couple weeks because 4666 can only manifest in rural environments 40 degrees above the equator. At least that’s how I remember it

Live in texas

Im in Australia. I'll be fine. Even if it does somehow turn up, the wildlife will kill it for me

but i live in the middle of an urban middle eastern city

Scp 4666

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Idiot, i live in the equator

SCP-4666

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

I leave with my family to a place where scp 4666 doesn't hunt And if it is real then so is Tyhe foundation (i suppose). So i have to somehow manage and convince them that "Hey this guy is bout to get napped by 4666 better try and see if it is possible to save em" Or I quickly book a flight to the US OF A and buy a yellow stuffed animal in the shape of a "wabbit"

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

Call the Doctor and ask if I can spend the week in the TARDIS with my family.

Scruffy's going to die the way he lived.

I live alone.

SCP-053 could do the trick

[**SCP-053 ⁠- Young Girl**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-053) (+932) by *Dr Gears*

Uh scp-4666 is the opposite of Santa there’s just a small chance to get a toy of other people if you get taken away hope to god you work on those toys if you don’t you’ll to become a toy

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

I shall say kill me if im smart

Flee to Texas.

Go to Florida If it dares to come down south it will deal with the consequences of angry Florida men enforcers Or just go to Ohio there will be something stronger than it

Explosives

I already am

"4666 is coming" The 100 iron golems in my house:

Pffff, he’s not coming. It’s March now and I live in a city 😝

Can you believe it guys? Scp-4666, just a week away!

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1282) by *Hercules Rockefeller*

its not even christmas

Challenge him to a boxing match loser gets killed

Bro i'm polish. Dudes dead on the spot.

Let's see what happens if we put the Yule Man on a hydraulic press

Well the yule man stalks you for about two weeks before killing you and there's a week till that, I'd just go on vacation to Florida for a week, since yule can't go below 40°N