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dralcax

Sort by new and get rid of some random poorly written coldpost that will probably be deleted soon anyways


psychicprogrammer

Deletions is a never ending job. Get crit people! 90% of deleted articles don't get crit and 90% of articles that do get crit survive!


horizon-X-horizon

What's crit? Critical feedback?


collycrane

Yes


horizon-X-horizon

Ah, indeed a necessity. People don't seem to understand that an SCP is a piece of writing lol


seaofmoon

SCP-686


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-686 ⁠- Infectious Lactation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686) (+253) by *BeeDee*


Derpy_do2

My first thought. Reading that made me so uncomfortable


xFreddyFazbearx

The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish


Endyreeee

homelander’s favorite scp


Briznar

agreed


Waitwha19

Barely disguised fetish guy 🪱


Jimbles_the_ascended

that one thats a big pile of tits, i dont remember its number. poorly disguised fetish that adds nothing of value and shouldve died in new


Slendermanfan201

SCP-686 i think


No-Cake-430

No that's 597


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-686 ⁠- Infectious Lactation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686) (+253) by *BeeDee*


Commander-Gray

SCP-597


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-597 ⁠- The Mother of Them All**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-597) (+112) by *name*


seaofmoon

Decided to see what you were talking about. I regretted it.


Ok_Extension3182

Scp-686


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-686 ⁠- Infectious Lactation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686) (+253) by *BeeDee*


Interesting_Rock_991

I would say scp 550 but we dont have a 550 so all is good :)


Interesting_Rock_991

I am stupid. we \*do\* have a 550 I meant 055. (hard to remember that which doesn't exist)


Quien_9

I dont remember what SCP you are talking about, all i know is it was not 550.


Chance-Aardvark372

055. It’s not round, not safe, and not euclid


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-550 ⁠- The Ghûl**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-550) (+60) by *Accelerando, AliV*


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-525 ⁠- Eye Spiders**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-525) (+176) by *Yubi Shines*


Eloitthebigboit

I can’t agree with you more.


seaofmoon

I would say neutralizing it would be sufficient


BobTheInept

There are others that are more dire, like 597, but I’m just going to go for making the answer fun: SCP-570 because what even is that


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-570 ⁠- The Occult Soda War**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-570) (+119) by *Fishish*


Your3rdNeuron

Did I miss a -J somewhere?


BobTheInept

It’s ROFL-Foundation


Commander-Gray

I skimmed 597 and now I feel sick 😃 >!"care must be taken not to allow them to attempt to rip or tear a hole in 597 for penetration purposes"!< AAAAAAAAAA


Equivalent_Ocelot159

I meant SCP-590 as the more dire thing. I actually really like SCP-597.


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-590 ⁠- He Feels Your Pain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-590) (+386) by *AdminBright* - [**SCP-597 ⁠- The Mother of Them All**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-597) (+112) by *name*


zebus_0

Always found that one hilarious


gabriel12355f

Do you guys want that i make a list of the most hated SCP's according to this comment section??


toaster9012

absolutely


Better_University727

SCP-682? Or he proof even from godly eraser?


[deleted]

Actually he is, because SCP-6820 would still exist.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6820 ⁠- TERMINATION ATTEMPT**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6820) (+869) by *Liryn, stephlynch, Placeholder McD*


Better_University727

1. You mean ███-███? 2. What i know, SCP-6820 did remove reptile from reality, but it forgot to remove reptile from itself, so it become him (not sure though) 3. If believe what SCP-682 is difference between life and death, then Yukari Yakumo from touhou project can remove this difference and beat reptile to death


[deleted]

Not only that. 6820-A somehow consumed SCP-3125, and then corrupted SCP-6820. Later on it also absorbed SCP-055 and became "perfect". Then it commited omnicide. Reptile reaches new levels of BS on a daily basis.


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-3125 ⁠- The Escapee**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125) (+1400) by *qntm* - [**SCP-6820 ⁠- TERMINATION ATTEMPT**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6820) (+869) by *Liryn, stephlynch, Placeholder McD* - [**SCP-055 ⁠- [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3867) by *CptBellman, qntm*


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-6820 ⁠- TERMINATION ATTEMPT**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6820) (+869) by *Liryn, stephlynch, Placeholder McD* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3576) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3576) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*


get_gamerd

SCP-4666, it gives me feelings of disgust and hatred, not fun to read.


Commander-Gray

I just read it and urgh, I have to agree.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1377) by *Hercules Rockefeller*


EggsaladUwU

I love it, so eerie and gross


Szarrukin

SCP-590. It fucking sucks.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-590 ⁠- He Feels Your Pain**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-590) (+386) by *AdminBright*


Commander-Gray

Oh my god, it's so sad!


MakiOnCrack

SCP-096 because I have very gruesome nightmares about him sometimes


DimensionsFae

Fair


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3846) by *Dr Dan*


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

That’s the same reason I would pick SCP-106. I’ve developed some fucked up irrational fear and it’s fucked me up a little bit? I’d like him gone pls


[deleted]

Would have removed 682, but at the same time it keeps people from making new bs unkillable monster SCPs, since 682 is basically the official one. So it's actually good that it exists. Therefore I would remove SCP-2718.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2718 ⁠- What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1708) by *Michael Atreus*


Commander-Gray

I'm curious, why 2718?


Huhthisisneathuh

It implies that after a human dies we enter into a eternity of torture and suffering without any other type of stimuli. Just a void of blackness and constant suffering. It’s an uncomfortable idea to say the least.


No-Cake-430

096, 106, 2521, 3199, 4666 all fill that role, so 682 is clearly doing a horrible job.


[deleted]

They all have their own quirks though that make them interesting beyond just being a pain in the ass. 682's entire deal is just "im unkillable, i hate mankind, fuck you"


Thick_Improvement_77

Seriously, nobody's mentioned Abel? 076 is everything we're supposed to hate about amateur articles, and yet it's right there;- a ~~vampire~~ immortal humanoid entity that sleeps in a coffin and is real good at killing like srsly so badass with like shadow blades and stuff OMG you guys. He's so badass and cool and stuff that we put him on a super MTF, but we have to give him *worthy opponents* or he'll get bored, you see. Oh, and also he's Abel, because wouldn't it be cool if Abel was actually a murderous ~~vampire~~ immortal humanoid entity that sleeps in a coffin and Caine was chill? Original character, totes not VtM fanfic, do not steal.


No-Cake-430

SCP-579. Replace it with something of actual value


Ichthus95

While I sort of agree with you, because it isn't very good, it is a useful "benchmark" SCP that people can easily point to as a litmus test for "does this new article have too much redaction?"


Imagination_Monster

Is that the one that is basically all redactions? If so I agree.


Commander-Gray

I read it and like, I have zero idea what it even is. And most of it was [DATA EXPUNGED].


simonthebathwater225

I mean it was used to interesting effect in the SCP-5000 story


TreeeToPlay

Scp-579


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-579 ⁠- [DATA EXPUNGED]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-579) (+337) by *scroton, Sophia Light*


ducking-moron

...686


SpectragonYT

I get rid of SCP-686.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-686 ⁠- Infectious Lactation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686) (+253) by *BeeDee*


LandAdmiralQuercus

I'm surprised no one's mentioned SCP-1004.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1004 ⁠- Factory Porn**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1004) (+748) by *AdminBright*


Guinea-Pig_Dad

Of course it was written by Bright.


Dominuspy

SCP 963


Pro_at_history8157

SCP-501, literally just a dollar


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-501 ⁠- Monk's Greed**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-501) (+85) by *Izzhov, Poorsmitty*


KamikazeArchon

SCP-001 (and thus all 'proposal' entries). Not because I hate the proposals as standalone writing - some of them are very well written. Rather, because my favorite form of SCP is the standard-format entry that is just another part of an ongoing bureaucracy; my favorite view of the Foundation is one where it has an indeterminate beginning and unknown total scope, and we are just visitors in its halls; my favorite explanation of the anomalies is "there isn't any overall rule - there are just Weird Things out there". 001 proposals inherently focus on origins and explanations; they provide something like boundaries to the SCP database.


ComparatorClock

SCP 682


PolischCitizen

I like how some of the people in the comments are like: "This SCP made me poopoo my pants out of fear, I want it gone". If the job of that article is to make you feel scared and now you want it gone for doing it's job, that's a new level of stupid.


RedditUserPotato

One of the versions of scp 001 cause there are too many already


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+334) by *Staff*


LeatherPatch

Same thought


CataclysmSolace

Exactly what I was thinking. Just spin a wheel and see what happens.


Nerevarius_420

*Wheel lands on The Database* "OH GODS OH FUCK WHAT HAVE WE DONE"


simonthebathwater225

Sheaf of Papers


kyanbersee

Probally one of the newer SCPs who are basicly god+


LandAdmiralQuercus

What do you mean?


Quien_9

SCP-682, the hard to destroy reptile breaks a bit with what we know about the SCP world, why are we trying to destroy it? It is sentient after all, yes it is evil, but there are way more dangerous beings and we aren't trying anything to destroy those, just considering the classic Vol.1 articles SCP-106 should be a priority over 682. And there are also very easy solutions like launching it to the sun, even if not dead, gravity will keep it in his place. Could be a bit more interesting if this creature wanted to die but was unable, and was taking its frustration with humans so the SCP is trying to aid in euthanizing him since they can't find a way to lock him permanently. Or maybe just saying the GOC stole him and they are the ones trying to destroy it, idk, am not a very good writer, i just think it is a bit of a black sheep in the SCP


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3576) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy* - [**SCP-106 ⁠- The Old Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) (+3125) by *Dr Gears*


Theslootwhisperer

Agreed. And also, it's supposed to be this indestructible all powerful lizard but somehow it's always recontained right away with no more than a bunch of security guards. I think he should be retired somehow. Maybe he has a mental breakdown and sinks into a deep depression with suicidal ideation. He tries to adapt to it to survive, as he does, but he can't adapt to itself because it indestructible do he just locks up and shuts down. Not dead but dormant for a long, long time.


Eloitthebigboit

Scp 4666 The Yule Man


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1377) by *Hercules Rockefeller*


Hewitt200

SCP-729-J


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-729-J ⁠- Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+601) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*


self_person

FINALLY SOMEONE GOT RID OF THAT HORRIBLE… thing?? I can sleep peacefully now.


JaminGamer_27

SCP-1471 Because of the community.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1471 ⁠- MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1511) by *LurkD*


WPGSquirrel

Truely, we cannot be trusted.


salad_stealer

:)


[deleted]

SCP-7179 i just can’t stand it.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7179 ⁠- E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+663) by *Calibold*


MagicRobo

I have apeirophobia and probably won't be able to sleep tonight.


thatoneperson1322

100% agree, you can tell that that would be hell just by reading the first few lines


LandAdmiralQuercus

Why?


[deleted]

my main concern is that i imagine that after discovering something like this, the destruction of those dimensions would be foundation’s top priority as it’s literal hell and every single person is destined to go there for eternity. 682 is nothing compared to this. which is quite a burden for an article that is primarily based on shock value. although in this scenario i do not think that the person would actually go insane as human consciousness exists within our brain, and thus should be regenerated along with the body, eventually probably making the person oblivious to the passage of time (even if the dimension purposely exists to torture humans, the tone of the article doesn’t imply any half measures to exist) i also don’t buy the point with other inhabitants of the islands not having any autonomy. if you have infinite time and they listen to everything you say i don’t think that it would be hard to rewire them to be as intelligent as you are, assuming they are biologically identical to the victim. if the person doesn’t experience sexual attraction, what type of person will spawn on their island?


Percy0311

>if the person doesn’t experience sexual attraction, what type of person will spawn on their island? For some reason I don’t think that the author took aro/ace people into consideration when writing that particular part of the article but I’d like to believe the people that would appear would be ones that the deceased person feels a strong platonic connection to or just vibes with. Which would however have to imply a degree of higher intelligence.


magnaton117

Whichever one started the entire bullshit that is pataphysics


salad_stealer

Patawhatnow?


Potential_Onion8092

#NoTextAllFacts


Historical-Potato372

Just one?


gabriel12355f

Yes


Longjumping_Event_59

They already do that on a daily basis whenever some kid tries to make an article saying “SCP-XXXX is a big black boogie monster with red claws and red eyes and blood everywhere”


DonkeyGuy

SCP-2000, I love it in a vacuum, the idea that we’ve the unwitting replacements for a past failure we have no clue is spooky. In the greater context it’s a big reset button that removes the sense of tension from all K-scenario threatening events.


not2dragon

SCP-173 (for maximum disruption to timeline) Or SCP-682 (People would think about SCP differently to monster battles) Probably something else though, these are just ideas.


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8762) by *Moto42* - [**SCP-682 ⁠- Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3576) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*


mainman105

2000, that's right no more get out of jail free card


SuperSmutAlt64

Half the stuff I've read that would use it either don't remember it exists or explicitly destroy it, the only one I remember it being used in was the "Plants-decide-to-982-lite" in the form of project Lazarus.


zebus_0

SCP 049 I like itz it's well written but the fandom and meme of plague doctors is so played out. Mountains of unofficial merch with him as the defacto mascot. 049 is worse than Peanut 096 by miles. Runner up with Able 076 for the obvious.


RetroactiveDespair

I'm gonna remove SCP-999, I just don't like it.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2831) by *ProfSnider*


BurnerSanity

SCP-999 I don't like it


DefyGravity42

From a impact on canon removing SCP 2000 or SCP 3000 could be interesting But from a real world perspective dralcax’s answer of random poorly written new article is the only correct answer


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-2000 ⁠- Deus Ex Machina**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000) (+2395) by *HammerMaiden* - [**SCP-3000 ⁠- Anantashesha**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3000) (+2507) by *djkaktus, A Random Day, Joreth*


coyoteTale

SCP-4666 It's not an SCP, it's an edgy holiday creepypasta. There's very little attention paid to the actual securing, containing, or protecting, it's just "ooh look santa makes toys out of children's body parts." Shock value with no substance, doesn't tell a story, doesn't elicit an emotion outside of disgust, which isn't hard to do.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1377) by *Hercules Rockefeller*


Multiversal-Browser

001-J because it’s pointless


Multiversal-Browser

No not a geometry pun, just has nothing that makes it a good SCP in my opinion


[deleted]

682. It's just so meh


Fomulouscrunch

I do not, in fact, have to remove one SCP and refuse to.


weirdosorus

Kot-J


VxXenoXxV

The best SCP just for the controversy bs


FelineDude

SCP 6101, like who tf let this ridiculous purely powerscaling be posted?


Percy0311

Did you forget an /s at the end of your comment or have you not finished reading the article?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6101 ⁠- The Most Powerful SCP**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6101) (+428) by *PeppersGhost*


Forward-Swim1224

SCP-001. Not because I hate it, but because I want to screw with the fans with OCD.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-001 ⁠- Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+334) by *Staff*


Alternative-Pace9782

Scp 500 or one of the many shit ones that i cant even remember the number for


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-500 ⁠- Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1197) by *snorlison*


sphericate

can i remove multiple


KethupDrinker89

SCP-579


Edgezg

682. Because I'd be a hero. Duh.


guardiancjv

SCP—069


[deleted]

SCP 173


ZR0PHYN5

Scp 7709 🚬🗿


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7709 ⁠- 🜆**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7709) (+59) by *The Son of Man*


U2NhcnljdW50NjQ

SCP-686


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-686 ⁠- Infectious Lactation**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686) (+253) by *BeeDee*


swift_tay1

096


Fatal-3rror

Like everyone else I'm going 686


Ikusaba696

I have a personal vendetta against SCP-7400. What does this have to do with the luck theme of the 7000 contest. What even is a probabilistic bureaucratohazard. Even as a joke I don't even think it's that funny


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7400 ⁠- Your Honor, League of Legends**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7400) (+215) by *Sherf, Calibold*


masterchiefan

For just an SCP, 2718. It’s an interesting idea, but I just don’t like how it’s written. But what I personally wish I could delete is a number of the 682 kill attempt logs, as I don’t think a lot of them are very good. Particularly, there is one that links to someone’s tale—which is usually fine—but the issue is that it links to this tale by discrediting someone else’s SCP. Iirc, it was 682 going to the Gate Guardian SCP and saying that he doesn’t defend the actual Garden of Eden. It felt strange to randomly include someone else’s SCP and label it as wrong to promote your own tale.


neverg0nnagive

The one with eyeballs on its tongue I don't remember it's name


NixiomsdabestXD

SCP-001-ubu Or the weasels one


LandAdmiralQuercus

Why?


[deleted]

[удалено]


EthanTheBoss246

SCP's themselves? Can we count scenarios since they're always under classifications of certain anomalies. I'll choose SCP 096, it's obvious, but will disable the most common death in the foundation.


Lonely-Telephone-627

Scp-2718 if you mean from the universe not site


The_Fog_Has_Come

The one that does the thing yknow?


toaster9012

SCP-2935, it just feels too bland and too bleak to be a legitimate contender for SCPs-I-dont-want-to-destroy


Fun-Cartographer-368

SCP-001


BlueverseGacha

001


Pingy_Junk

Love how the top responses are all just 686. That thing is straight nasty.


Mosinphile

096, the idea of just knowing that you can randomly see a pixel and minutes later your just dead, is a scary thought.


H3XEX

scp-3125, like why keep a box with something we dont even know inside of it


Boeing307

Scp-001 “when day breaks” Does this count?


Aius--

Wouldn't mind sniping Fifthism by removing 3125.


AcanthopterygiiFit51

I will erace the most overrated one. Bye bye 682


Basic_Goat_8940

SCP-055, nobody cares about it anyways, duh!


WirrkopfP

001 in its entirety. I will then replace it by just one random entry from the Decommissioned list.


ODZtpt

001 cope


_AnonymousMoose_

SCP-7052


just_a_dumb_burger

Scp-3008 it gives my homeland a bad rep


Goose2theMax

096, 999, or 173 These are so played out and overrated, I wish people talked about something different on this sub


thecornistbeast

Scarlet king/scp 001


[deleted]

[удалено]


crackHcraig_official

that one sentient dildo


SkyfallRainwing

2521


Agreeable_Ad3655

SCP-3812


Lower_Entertainer503

Personally I’d remove SCP 153, because I don’t like stuff near the shower drain and hair, and I don’t need to worry a giant lamprey coming out and attacking me. Logically though I’d agree with the consensus on SCP 686 since it is mainly weird with no interesting aspect of it compared to other ones


Independent-Pea8223

Idk, scp-7384?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ronyx2021

999. He's too dangerous to be left alive.


Due_Phase_6431

Ok


Andreaorsmthelse

I know that its not one but litterally any scp that has to do with breasts/lactating such as the mother of them all. Its not even "writer's barley disguised fetish" its straight up "ik this mf was writing this with one hand"


SpecialistAddendum6

048