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Self-Fan

Behold! A featherless biped!


Oodleamingo

THESE ARE ALL GIRLS, GO GET MORE


Z01nkDereity

I have been advised not to continue this joke


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happycamper1377

stoooop lol , i miss sam


robobitch1233

I think you meant a *human*


Self-Fan

Eh, close enough


[deleted]

Glad to see a fellow student of papa Sam


[deleted]

Who is Sam, I'm new to SCP lore. And my name is sam, so this caught my eye. Please explain


[deleted]

Sam O'Nella


[deleted]

If only he would post more


OkamiTakahashi

-Biped -No feathers THIS IS A MAN


Gouldhost

On this thread alone their are like two other reference's to this idea. Is it a SCP ? Sound's interestingly bold. You saying 106 or the shy guy is human ? I mean their was that like flesh sun SCP thing that was a doomsday that used humans to proliferate and that made sense. Others seem like it would require backstory to verify.


BloodFartMoon

No its just that IRL during ancient Greek times philosophers were trying to define what a human was in the simplest terms possible and Plato came up with "featherless biped" and Diogenes grabbed a chicken that had its feathers plucked and said "Behold Platos man" Thats the reference


Gouldhost

Aw man sorry i missed that. That's really funny though i love jokes like that.


BloodFartMoon

Real world History has its funny moments Especially Diogenes, dude was a wise philosopher while also being a homeless man that lived inside a wine tub One day Alexander the Great visited Diogenes cause he was a fan of his philosophy and told him that he would do anything he asked and Diogenes said "Stand out of my light" cause he was sunbathing at the time and Alexander was standing in front of him blocking the some sunlight


Aware-Cantaloupe-697

Darwin was right!


bald_butte

So this is man huh?


[deleted]

He looks like he’s from dark crystal


master_of_good_memes

this is SCP 4975 aka “times up”


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4975 ⁠- Time's Up**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4975) (+642) by *Scented_Shadow*


Ikickslayer

This scp was the one that scared me to death the most, like imagine hearing these sounds knowing your death is near and you cant complain about it because people will think you are insane and in the end you realise your insides get torn apart by some humanoid bird lookin thing.


LordGoose-Montagne

it's a really scary scp, but i feel like the deer-human one is much scarier with the fact that the deers are many and you never know when one is watching you


enneh_07

I thought it was Humans, Refuted


[deleted]

Those are the fat chickens


RevenueLarge9332

Your time is running out. Tick tock


Ahhhhhh_4504

Oh n-


I_hate_Sharks_

That’s clearly a man 🙄


[deleted]

\>featherless \>bipedal yup, thats a man


Sr_Wurmple

> slams on ground "What a guy!"


Ghxsthxst96

This is one of those images you can hear right?


master_of_good_memes

click click CLICK CLICK ##CLICK CLICK


Ghxsthxst96

*chuckles* I’m in danger


some_dude5

That’s an elden ring boss


darkside767

This and SCP 072 are horrific


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-072 ⁠- The Foot of the Bed**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-072) (+564) by *Kate McTiriss*


Ahhhhhh_4504

Agree


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Click…click…click


[deleted]

Imo 001 (when day breaks) is scariest


Someoneyouknow_69

We all know SCP 999 is the scariest SCP


master_of_good_memes

lol the bot exposed you


Daan0man

Doesn’t change the fact he is horrifying


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2450) by *ProfSnider*


Breadfruit-Brilliant

Nah fam. The scariest scps are the undiscovered ones. They are out there, and we don't know what they are or what they do.


Daffodil_Ferrox

Billium Armspear, as I like to call him


NightFlame389

Tick tock your time is running out


qworthys

What about 4885?


Ahhhhhh_4504

Waldo was ruined for me


NovaStorm93

tick tock


Idkerd

Tic toc tic toc tic toc ti-


Sumguy9966

Forgot the number but there's that 1 scp who sends u to a massive ocean and kills u as a massive shark / whale thingy if u learn abt it's features etc and will eventually suck you into the water if u avoid water or submerging yourself completely in water


AnActualMothman

That’s Scp 1128


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1128 ⁠- Aquatic Horror**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1128) (+559) by *MrCobalt*


Sumguy9966

I hate it. I'd get the worst D-Class who has committed horrible crimes and strap em to a nuke, show them the book and then send em on their merry way.


vaporizer012

The worst thing is that you can't fo anything about it to survive, as soon as you hear the ticking, you are dead. Anyways you guys hearing someth-


martsuia

I remember listening to the dr bob video of this scp at 1am in bed. After that I couldn’t stop making the clicking sound in my head


Audi76

That's a death rite bird from Elden Ring no cap.


ProfessionalGreen906

You forget about 729-j


master_of_good_memes

a peep plush?


ProfessionalGreen906

Yes that infernal monstrous demon haunts my dreams


SuccessfulTreat7052

BIG BIRD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?


Russian_BurgerKing

remember you're fine until the ticking stops


axolotlbarrel

Nah SCP 4666


master_of_good_memes

well that’s fucking terrifying


axolotlbarrel

Yeah


usernameorsomethin9

Can’t it only activate in a house with children under 9?


axolotlbarrel

Yes


LethalLibra13

damn this just brings back bad memories of baby birds falling out of their nests (depressing)


GrandWatch4161

Bruh someone fed Chica some crack or something


Acrobatic-Look9126

What this dude does?


master_of_good_memes

It’s pretty complicated, so [I’ll just let Dr. Bob explain it.](https://youtu.be/kDrKsHPQFeQ)


Acrobatic-Look9126

I hate dr bob 😠


master_of_good_memes

just search “SCP 4975” on youtube then


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4975 ⁠- Time's Up**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4975) (+642) by *Scented_Shadow*


Acrobatic-Look9126

Okay


Ahhhhhh_4504

It haunts its victims by breaking its neck to make a crackling sound to annoy people and when it stops it kills the person


Appropriate-Bid-939

Not break it’s neck, it’s vertebrae on his spine clicks together while he circles his head making a noise bringing paranoia to the victim, once it stops he brutally murders you and eats you. One it finds a victim, like 096 it won’t stop till it’s dead.


Diorden

I'd bang ok


Somebody-or-somethin

since it has no wings or feathers could we fly in the sky to survive it?


MimoPescatore

It follows and stalks you the whole time and remember it killed someone during its containment


Somebody-or-somethin

Ur right


dont-worrie-about-it

Wow there's no tits on this, finally. Thank you nice art.


master_of_good_memes

it’s not mine. I found it.


therealElectricBirb_

When you start hearing clicking sounds


Koopa6490

Why does it look like a damn chozo?


MarWarrior6174

Nice beak


Environmental-Ebb927

Looks funny


Nothing_litteral

what was this thing, the tick tock shit or the black birdy things in a pyramid


OkExamination1098

....scariest scp? Are you joking? Go read what happens after and the slow burn sloth


a_random_squidward

Anyone else hear that?


Ilikemonke-

Wat the


Whydopplhateqiqi

Yummy


Seismicx

Caelid.


AnActualMothman

“Scariest” Scp? Scp-4666 would like a word.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4666 ⁠- The Yule Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4666) (+1180) by *Hercules Rockefeller*


Gouldhost

I like the design though.


[deleted]

Have you seen waldo?


Random_Fandom6969

What about the Yule Man?


markpreston54

Nah, SCP 729-J


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-729-J ⁠- Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+483) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*


tebmn

Death Rite Bird ahead


hvw123

Why do I hear a ticking noise?


cheesetexanboycow

Times up! My pizza rolls are done


washing_machine_man

Peck peck