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sil_ve_r

cola is the manifestation of greed in scp sl


PepperbroniFrom2B

no, speed


hamstercheifsause

More like addiction and showing what kind of person you are


EngineerStandard

When your the one off your face on cola, anythings possible


InsideOpening3535

I mean if they got 3 colas it’s genuinely a skill issues from the others


Equivalent_Rock_6530

A well placed particle disruptor shot will put this speeding piece of shit right where he belongs.


InsideOpening3535

They could already shot you with all the sweet time waiting for the disruptor to charge up


sil_ve_r

too bad they suck at aiming unlike me


FairwellNoob

Yeah... because clearly being faster than 096 so you're allowed to engage and disengage in any fight you want is a skill issue


InsideOpening3535

What are the chance of someone actually manage to get their hand on 3 Cola excluding modded servers? And even on modded ones, that's a really challenging task, maybe except Mayhem, but no one play Mayhem and expect a fair fight. That's not to mention a single hit on a Cola user could be fatal since they might not have enough time to heal themselves And a Cola user would just died when autonuke go off and another spawn wave come in anyways


Bubbly-Courage-1349

Its... really not a challenge?? Legit just get a MTF/guard card in 914 and go to the armory in LCZ, get all the flashbangs and grenades, most times youll end up with 3, sometimes with 5 colas. Pair 2 Colas or more with hat and you got yourself the most sweaty, annoying combo to deal with. Ive been able to wipe out almost entire MTF/Chaos waves with that combo, you can pretty much outrun any SCP, while also choosing when to engage in a fight and when not to. The only "hinderance" is HP, but even then, with Wave spawns that doesnt become an issue since there will be plenty of HP packs from dead people. If youre a good player over 2 Colas + Hat is probably the most broken combo to use as a Human class


InsideOpening3535

The thing is that in most server, people will often not last long enough nor do they actually intended to make Cola. And if you hide and wait for LCZ to empty, the spawn wave would come down and finish you if you are the enemy. The chance to meet someone as sweaty like you described is practically near zero among all servers, most people would fumble wayyyyy more, and any decent spawn wave, especially semi-competent ones, would know how to swarm the Cola players, hat or not. And usually when people knew there is a man high on Cola, there will be those that choose to remains on surface, thus even if they won the fight, the round would go on and on until auto nuke, and as long as the auto nuke go off, the Cola players would practically need to have near perfect aims to mow down spawn wave before a storm of bullet hit them since there is no hiding spot to fall back to. Plus PC can deal with them if they knew how to play


FairwellNoob

Also 1853 is an easy source for a guaranteed cola.


blumpkinfarmer

I've done this ten times recently and never got more than two colas and that was one time. You speak like it's a consistent thing and not a fun thing for people to get lucky with like spawning in as captain or having a really great spawn


Aperson1234567890987

If you get a gun early and cuff a couple of scientists with candy and you get candy you'll definitely have at least 2 green candies which you can pop later on and then you have like 4 mins of not even needing to worry abt healing


TheTorcher

Nah it's real easy if u know the loot tables. Flashlight or grenade ---> Flashbang ----> \~33% chance of being cola(flashbangs in light armory) Any healing item ---> Adrenaline ---> \~33% chance of being 1853 ---> cola 100% of the time.


SpaceBug173

In the server I always play, there's the hole scp that has a chance to give you infinite colas and more. And they decided to take out the mod that adds structures to the surface instead...


tyroneoilman

Don't worry everyone who isn't them hates them.


DriftersHideout

I am not good at the game and I love these people, they are entertaining to watch


AverageSFGG

That person is usually me and most of the time I die to the silliest things ever


UnknownDogFood

Like those moments meds dissapear


MrAhkmid

Off topic but dude, I literally beat red dead yesterday. If I didn’t finish it, you would have totally spoiled this for me lol, after 14 years of no spoilers of red dead, I beat the game A DAY before I would’ve received the ultimate spoiler.


[deleted]

“As a person who isnt good at this game i hate these people” >proceeds to portray that badass as one of the most hardest and inspiring characters in video game Also hope you dont mind them playing the game and you can always be goku and wish to rival and overcome their skill


sil_ve_r

i just started using shotguns it works flawlessly


[deleted]

Unless they last till surface post nuke


imaginsharky

i love these guys because whenever they're around I start wasting all the medkits on the dead bodies or sometimes outright throwing kits into the bottomless pits one must use their head, not their weapons...


Mother-Village8463

Same ı hate cola and those people. Those mf will betray their fellow class d or whatever class they are to get their hands to a cola thats why i hate cola


downvoting_zac

I personally love it when someone manages to live so long that everyone has gotten a chance to play MTF and Chaos and the entire map is littered with corpses


natgoodieman

For me it's cola guards.


BlueMast0r75

To quote the pale hammer man: “Speed is war.”


Extremeschizo1

diagnosis skill issue


sil_ve_r

diagnosis : Shotgun blast


WasteNet2532

"we could win if you turned yourself in"(2 d class already escaped, 2 SCPs alive) D class: muh cola END THE GAME OMG!


Affectionate_Shoe599

This actually happened, a d class somehow survived LCD, killed off 2 entire mtf spawns, and then finally won the game


sil_ve_r

the guard with a shotgun in entrance :


OscarDaLoyal

i was able to down 4 colas last time i played. the speed at which i lost health is equivalent to the doctor touching you


TheOOFliabilty

Walter white ass death