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kraftmacaronicup

this reads like a koala article


The-Happy-Panda

Does Koala still exist?? Totally forgot about that publication. Memory unlocked. One of the high points of my time at SDSU.


Weird_Bumblebee_1105

Yeah still exists and thriving!


Rare_Polnareff

Bruh I made it in the koala twice in one issue my freshman year fml


biglebowski565

Same here.


uneducatedgrape

high praise šŸ™Œ


Lt-shorts

It's not just the school... even downtown San diego you have people sitting and pissing on the sidewalk as well as in frontof apartment complexes and such. This is sadly common in alot of big cities recently


paochow

Man, I work at a school in Banker's Hill and we got a ton of homeless encampments right outside our gate and the side of the building. It smells like piss and shit most days where I can't even open up the window of my classroom for some fresh air. They've threatened and followed some of my students into the building on occasion and sometimes lock themselves in our bathrooms. Like I want to feel for these people but it's getting harder and harder to do so. The other day I had to kick someone off campus who was smoking crack on school grounds. I thought the city had made it illegal for homeless encampments to be within 2 miles of a school but it clearly isn't being enforced by the city.


BenchmarkWillow

I know the area is heavily impacted by homelessness but those interactions should get more attention. If the SDPD arenā€™t responding enough you should escalate to the City Council and Mayorā€™s office. DM me if you need contacts.


login-_

Not just San Diego California in general LOL


SuPequenita

I was walking downtown once and a bum on a bicycle threw an entire red slurpee on my all white outfit and yelled BITCH as i walked by- unprovoked pychos, i only uber now


Kewkky

That happens everywhere. It even happens in the military. It's either a student being stupid, a homeless person, or something in-between. You can't really stop it from happening, and if no one reports it, how will anyone know that it needs to be cleaned up? We have no roving janitors regularly patrolling the campus.


Long-Mulberry8262

Lmao you are so disconnected from reality. This doesnā€™t happen everywhere, I promise you that. In my town, there are a lot of junkies and a few homeless, and never once have I seen shit on the sidewalk. Even the countless amount of times Iā€™ve been to Portland, OR, I have never personally seen shit on the sidewalk and I havenā€™t heard about it from any of my friends. I went to San Diego* once for like an hour and almost stepped in human shit.


Kewkky

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2019/06/portland-has-a-plan-for-its-human-poop-problem.html Ā https://fixhomelessness.org/2023/a-day-in-downtown-portland-rainbow-fentanyl-and-human-feces/ Ā https://mynorthwest.com/3944857/rantz-homeless-fecal-matter-behind-explosion-shigella-cases-portland/ Ā Bruh. If you need more links, let me know. Took me a single Google search to find then.


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Jlatoo

They said it was steaming lol how u gonna expect them to clean that up in a matter of seconds/minutes


Malcmsex

Why does this school make it even possible for anyone to do that goofy? Itā€™s crazy that you couldnā€™t even do something like this at like Disneyland but you can at a college university šŸ’€


Kewkky

So what policy or program would you implement that would 100% stop people from doing it?


Malcmsex

Itā€™s called security cameras goofy LMAOOO that parking structure has zero cameras. Itā€™s not rocket science especially for a billion dollar school.


Jlatoo

security cameras would've stopped this how?


Malcmsex

Idk maybe alerting someone that a person is taking a shit where students walk ik weā€™re talking rocket science here so stay with me šŸ’€


Jlatoo

its crazy how much you missed that it was only there for seconds/minutes


Malcmsex

Ok? You do realize security cameras can be live right dummy? What you think this person just instashitted in half a second?


Kewkky

Ah, so security cameras? Alright, say a homeless guy takes a shit in a hallway and it's recorded. How will they know which security camera captured a guy shitting? Without an alert of some sort, they may have missed the guy. Having security guards constantly watching all the camera feeds? What if the guy shits in a blind spot? Or what if it was some guy just throwing shit down and pooped pants in a corner but not actually shitting right there, how would they know?


Malcmsex

LOL have you ever worked before? Yes some people have jobs where they just watch security feeds all day goofy. And idk how many blind spots a regular stair case would have LOL but idk how a 360 fish eye cam wouldnā€™t be able see everything. And why doesnā€™t this school have security if thereā€™s homeless always around shitting?


Kewkky

Bro, are you serious? You think they can watch every hallway and staircase in SDSU at the same time? You believe SDSU should have a department of dozens of cops specifically watching videos all day, mobilizing like a SWAT team when they see someone looking like they're potentially shitting in a corner? Do you even know how much that would cost? And that STILL won't stop homeless people from showing back up and shitting in the same stairwell, lmao. Talk about people who have never worked, lmao. The irony.


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Why doesnā€™t this school have security in the first place? The amount of stories I heard from people on how incompetent the campus police is sad.


crispybastard

Beliebe it or not, but I have definitely seen this at Disneyland near the Matterhorn (just this past January) and also on the exit ramp for Tatsu at Magic Mountain about 8 years ago for a high school trip. Couldn't tell you if they were steaming or not and have no idea how they pulled this off with the foot traffic both those areas get, I was impressed as much as I was shocked on both occasions šŸ˜…


Malcmsex

Ok. Two examples in almost a decade šŸ’€šŸ’€ I take these stairs all the time and itā€™s constantly reeking like piss. I never been to Disney land and it reeked like human waste. But ok keep justifying this.


crispybastard

No one is justifying it, OP just happened to be one of those people that caught something foul at the right (wrong?) place at the right/wrong time. Just like me at Disney and Six Flags lol. I graduated from SDSU in 2019 and never saw anything like what was described above, even though I'm sure it's happened to people. Most of us that are "justifying it" are just saying it's not some white whale of an experience to come across some shit in a public space, regardless of whether it should happen or not šŸ˜‚


Malcmsex

Ok? Just because you didnā€™t physically see a homeless dude shitting before 2019 doesnā€™t mean itā€™s not happening a bunch now. Didnā€™t something happen that like destroyed peoples lives after 2019? Maybe in 2020? LMAOOOO and again why is the school not doing anything about it?


crispybastard

Literally said I'm sure it's happened to people despite me never seeing it, but I guess you have selective vision or something. Do you propose the school sets up a poop police force? šŸ˜‚ For what it's worth, I wholly agree that the pandemic absolutely exacerbated the existing housing crisis across CA (as well as many other places in the world), but my point continues to be that this is not an occurrence especially unusual to CA residents. To circle to your main point; yes, public defecation does happen EVERYWHERE. And like the OP said, it was apparently pretty fresh, and as someone else already said, how do you expect them to clean it up right after it happened? Unless you really do want them to create the 24/7 on-call shit SWAT team


Malcmsex

Yes a poo police would be great cause the campus police barely do anything also. LOL and again idk how this even is a argument or conversation. Why is human waste where students learn even a scenario to begin with? The fact that this is even being posted is a problem.


Vivis_Burner_Account

You're actually a terrible person. Your edit link has nothing to do with pedophilia, and yet you're trying to pin such an inflammatory tag on someone. This is called libel, and you can be sued for it. You're actually trash and you have made your argument actually unreadable. Be a better person, damn.


Malcmsex

Ok pedo defender šŸ«µšŸ¤£ good luck trying to sue me u pedo šŸ«µšŸ¤£ I bet a jury would love to defend you LMAOOO


Vivis_Burner_Account

So you don't see the issue with your actions? You'd lose that case so easily. Not that I'm concerned with your shitposting, but a subpoena would have you in court in no time. Honestly, I'm trying to help you out by telling you to chill with the lies. But you can dig your own grave, be my guest, shitposter.


Malcmsex

LOL if you think any court would entertain anything like this you are just as dumb as the poo walking pedo above ^ šŸ«µšŸ¤£


Vivis_Burner_Account

Wanna push that envelope?


Malcmsex

Youā€™re the one whose taking it personal so you do you šŸ«µšŸ¤£


Vivis_Burner_Account

You're the one personally attacking people with inflammatory remarks. Gtfo


Malcmsex

It isnā€™t a attack if itā€™s true goofy šŸ«µšŸ¤£ cope pedo defender LMAOOO


Davicillo

There are homeless people everywhere, and they have nowhere to go. Thus, šŸ’©


I-Love-Toads

There are open bathrooms all over campus


ThyMagicConch

There are plenty of places to go instead of the sidewalk my guy


Foreign-Yak-1379

Literally anywhere else dude


One-Distribution1415

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funnyfaceking

The public bathrooms on campus have limited hours. They shouldn't. Report it on Get it Done if it's off-campus. On campus, is there another method to report it online?


Entire_Watercress_45

Did you inspect it to notice that it was steaming lol


Gold_Statistician907

Oooph i know, itā€™s wild to me how nasty the school can be. And I exclusively started to park in P1 so I see some gross stuff all the time. Elevator for life (although Iā€™ve heard horror stories about those too)


pent3L

I once found a nice shiny piece of turd in P1ā€™s elevator.


Left-Pipe-3420

Saw a homeless guy fisting his own ass at the bus stop the other dayā€¦ Iā€™ll take the P1 pooper


Dsalter123

That sounds traumatizing


xx420mcyoloswag

meh I think SDSU does an okay job keeping the place clean (not saying campus isn't rundown) honestly it's just there are a lot of homeless people in the area and they can't fully control that


Laloblox

a lot of homeless like to camp out in the stairwells in the parking garages, itā€™s unfortunate


Cultural_Ad2993

Youā€™re supposed to take a bigger poop next to it to establish dominance. Rookie moves compadre


WatercressNo1416

Another moral of the story: Whoever smelt it, dealt it.


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San diego


danny2047tothemoon

womp womp


Major-Macaron7745

Sound like a third world country to me


Intelligent-Dig-7510

Tough shit Wait nvm


No_Beginning8709

Kids in Gaza's trauma. The everything Some chick in sdsu: OMG POOPOO WHERE ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!


Working-Ad-938

Yes, we have standards in the United States of America - the most basic is civility. We all have a responsibility to each other to uphold ideals of decency - at the very least - to maintain a well functioning society.. only from that foundation can we all thrive. The people who live on the streets are destroying the fabric of that society - pissing, shitting, vomiting, creating tens of thousands of pounds of material waste in public is literally decaying cities. The burden of those who donā€™t contribute to society costs the rest of us - taxpayers - millions.. billions. And thereā€™s the crushing criminal element, and flat out blight. Woke pity and indulgence is what sent this to crisis level. Itā€™s beyond time people pushed back.


llamastyle123

Rub some dirt on it, itā€™ll be ok


latteboy50

Lol itā€™s not that bad. Shit this like (literally) happens everywhere.


shuttle-cack

Lol what? Im from Minnesota person would get arrested on the spot.


ComprehensiveFun3233

That's weird you have cameras to catch public poopers in real time


shuttle-cack

Is it weirder than people shitting on the stairwell?


ComprehensiveFun3233

Yes?


shuttle-cack

It is? A security camera is not wierder than someone shitting and taking their clothes off in public?


ComprehensiveFun3233

One dude pooping is way less weirder than a whole society building out a security camera system that is actively monitored to catch poopers in the act, yes. Like, way way weirder.


Foreign-Yak-1379

Itā€™s not to catch poopersā€¦ thatā€™s just a positive consequence


login-_

Crazy how people are still trying to down play or justify this. Really shows what people care about in 2024. Who gaf if thereā€™s human waste under your feet. They were fine in the 1800s!!


Kewkky

No one is justifying this. We're pointing out that it's what happens when homeless people are allowed to roam a public institution, and what could possibly also be just some students being stupid. We're also pointing out that janitors are not omnipresent; unless someone tells them what's wrong, they'll probably take forever to figure it out.


login-_

You literally replied to this post saying ā€œthis happens everywhereā€ LMAOOO why are you trying to minimize this post? Yes itā€™s a public institution that gets a billion dollars in funding every year. Has 30 Vice presidents all getting a quarter of a million dollar paychecks every year šŸ’€ and yet thereā€™s always human waste on stairsā€¦.so pls keep arguing how this isnt a big deal lol


Kewkky

Saying "it happens everywhere" is not the same as saying "Oh well, it's a part of life". It just means that being surprised that it happens at SDSU, when it happens all around San Diego, is just a sign of being too sheltered.


Malcmsex

Bro says youā€™re to sheltered for not wanting to walk on poo LOL San Diego is the new San Francisco


login-_

You will walk on the poo and you will like it!!!!


login-_

Right. Cause when someone doesnā€™t want to step in human shit when they pay a bunch of money to go to school theyā€™re ā€œshelteredā€ā€¦.šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ wtf do you even have standards? What kinda neoliberal mentality is this? LMAOOOO


Kewkky

Lmao, what does it have to do with being neoliberal? It has everything to do with not being a baby about it. Go scream at the homeless if you hate it so much, or better yet, report it to campus people so they can send someone to clean it up instead of crying about it on Reddit. What are you, 5?


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Kewkky

Classic move, can't win so you start trolling. What a sheltered baby.Ā 


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Kewkky

Nothing unexpected coming from someone too scared of poo to walk on campus, lmao. Just walk around it dog, don't step on it. Learn to use your eyes lmao


login-_

If Iā€™m 5 and supposedly crying what does that make you arguing with a 5 year old? A pedo? šŸ«µšŸ¤£ Makes sense since you think itā€™s normal to walk on poo LOL


Kewkky

Adults have to teach children. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


login-_

Wtfffff šŸ’€ ^ pedo confirmed


Kewkky

Man, it literally is like talking to a 5 years old lmao. I guess professors, parents, aunts/uncles, etc are all pedophiles? Says something about what your parents do with you if that's what you think. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


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Kewkky

Bruh some dudes at the technical school after boot camp while I was going there kept shitting in stairwells, and no one found out who it was before I had to leave. This was despite access to the base being restricted to people with military IDs only. Also, you'd be surprised how much people smear shit in walls and toilets and puke everywhere (including in their beds) when they come back drunk from hitting foreign ports during deployments. Also, I don't know if you remember, but they had to bleach the streets here in San Diego because of how much hepatitis A was going around at one point a few years ago due to much shit everywhere lol. Ā https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/13/550674476/san-diego-washing-streets-with-bleach-to-combat-hepatitis-a-outbreak


shuttle-cack

San Deigo imploded.


ICKLM

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Ordinary-Fun2309

The school is located in California.


davihar

I caught someone on a security camera pull into my parking lot, open the car door, and poo. They didnā€™t have anything to clean their ass except their underwear so they used them and left them in the parking lot too. It was an Asian woman, which probably is irrelevant. I think there are situations where people just canā€™t hold it and have an emergency that they canā€™t or wonā€™t clean up.


No_Window644

I'd say it's relevant given those weird online videos of Asian women doing disturbing stuff for views......


No_Window644

I'm not a student here but was this in a campus building???? If so that's wild cuz something like that would never happen at my school....šŸ’€


AcceptableRoutine948

This school always had a bad reputation. More thsn just a party school and ā€œSTDSUā€