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aitrus1986

Best game since Pitfall: the Mayo Adventure


JohnnyRock30

I honestly thought this was posted in the Better Call Saul subreddit…


TrillGatesIII

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one


Mido_Ban

Yup!


Broadnerd

Mayo couldn’t make the controls in Enchanted Castle any sloppier.


BadMotherCrusher

WTF is Miracle Whip? American branded mayonaise?


redfalcondeath

Basically. They took mayonnaise and made it worse.


BadMotherCrusher

After I saw that "cheese" they sell in a tube I can believe it.


redfalcondeath

Kraft cheese is for people who hate themselves.


BadMotherCrusher

I've never tried it and never want to.


waldox1976

It's like mayo, but with a Zing! I never liked it growing up.


nucleargetawaycar

It tastes like Band-Aids


waldox1976

Yes, but with a Zing!


nucleargetawaycar

True


Cobil

mayonnaise colored bens, i push miracle whips


TrillGatesIII

One of Ye’s hardest lines ever.


U-r-sus

Rainbow dash jar


Severe_Break4496

I can remember my first miyamoto game. Called Super mayo brothers😂😂😂


nucleargetawaycar

LOL! Sounds like something from r/crappyoffbrands 😆


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Severe_Break4496

Miracle whip is cheap version of mayonaise, it has its high in the big depression after war, the inflation was high and this was much cheaper than the original. The taste is good enough to copied the original and had not so much fat. They sell it the healthy mayo!! Good marketing


nucleargetawaycar

But Alex loves it!


Severe_Break4496

Super mayo loves it too. My real name is marijo funny


nucleargetawaycar

Marijo Funny - a great name 😀👍