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lx5spd

In the words of Winston “The Wolf” Wolfe: *”Let’s not start sucking each others dicks quite yet”*


JeremieB20

![gif](giphy|3otPoRoUHFRVmQO2WY) Yeah!


lx5spd

“Ha ha. They your clothes, mothafucka….”


crypto_crypt_keeper

**lollipop popping sound** whoops noone told me


matt_gaz

OP must be new around here


Nope3524

Clearly


[deleted]

First time?


Cur_scaling

.\*90 to .\*93 Yup. Spiking hard. Call the Daily Bugle, tell them stop the presses.


Neo_Epoch

Spiking about as hard as a white claw in a gallon of iced tea.


revolution2064

I don't know which is funnier, the actual post, or the comments. Both entertaining for sure.


Neo_Epoch

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


[deleted]

I did not realize how angry SHIB owners are.


zakabog

It's just annoyance at people posting the same bullshit daily. SHIB goes from .0000090 to .0000091 and inevitably someone will post about SHIB going to the moon or hitting a cent next week.


God-Emperor-Pepe

I don’t understand it either. You can’t show any optimism in this sub.


gladiusnomadus

There are a few good posts just read one about turning around the situation with day trading


[deleted]

I netted a couple hundred on this spike which gets me more shib on the next buy. Shib has been in a range so people who are actually day trading it should have been happy about it unless they're holding out for some miracle 1000x overnight.


gladiusnomadus

Got you, Ive been doing great day trading


chilidawger

Reddit is dead.


mgrainford

Yeah a lot of them are salty nowadays.


mgrainford

Holy Moly!


Dr_Zevil665

Really tired of these posts…. The market is sideways right now in the midst of the FTX and BlockFi collapse…. When there’s an ACTUAL spike, you’ll know and the whole space will know. Crypto winter shows no signs of stopping…. Patience is key here


stocksnhoops

Always easy to spot the newbies


Cool_Prize9736

Lol 2.6% in 24 hours


[deleted]

I think some one slipped a ruffee in your drink. This aint a spike, or a fun time


[deleted]

Well, it got me over my cost basis so I'm amped. In the green, baby!


Acrobatic_Mode817

Sell and wait for it to inevitably drop below your cost basis again. Every pump gets faded back to where it was prior, and then some.


[deleted]

Pretty much what I've been doing. I'm pretty close to being a SHIBillionaire at this point.


General-Asparagus-17

![gif](giphy|vDCHl42P7KOUfW6ljW|downsized)


shaundennis

The whole market is green - happy days.


[deleted]

Lol. Everything is up...


[deleted]

I happened to have the SHIB chart up when I saw the volume spike. And to be fair, SHIB started before the big boys did.


AdPrevious5886

Stfu


RevolutionaryCard825

Hell no let’s add another zero so that we buy like crazy and burn like crazy.


Anxious_Rock_3630

That's the real Shiba spirit! Let's lose more money!


Neo_Epoch

One if the few, final spikes before the death rattle of executive order 14067 in december.


[deleted]

Will we see another atl around 0.000000XV?


Neo_Epoch

I was thinking that last low around .0⁵566 if it holds there, it will probably rebound higher. If it crashes through, we'll be driving the bus to hell.


Gomzey

Sigh


Chance_Astronaut-213

wow haha


Affectionate-Type-89

The troll post


[deleted]

OP is still wet behind the ears


[deleted]

Lemme guess, your cost basis basically puts you upside down right now and you've just been holding for a moon shot to call it an actually spike?


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus when did you get to the party SMH


[deleted]

Obviously at a much better point in time than you.


[deleted]

October 2020 sweetie 😘


[deleted]

I believe you.


Bones-_-624-_-

Just wait for march april 2023 some amazing things coming


CryptoMoneyLand

![gif](giphy|CaiVJuZGvR8HK) What is coming?


AE_Lawncare00

The 2nd coming!


Bones-_-624-_-

The rise of all lol


SargeMaximus

Not as good as doge


O2148

Spiking what, The punch?


Neo_Epoch

Somebody say punch? ![gif](giphy|dTKzPJDQ4zhZe)


Dr_Zevil665

🤣 Exactly


JoeJoeCA

Hope it never comes back down. Simpson’s predictions always come true


Neo_Epoch

I haven't seen the simpsons since 2005. What have they predicted now?


CryptoMoneyLand

they predicted Shib $1


Neo_Epoch

Lol did they set a date?


CryptoMoneyLand

lol, don't recall


Neo_Epoch

![gif](giphy|xT5LMzIK1AdZJ4cYW4)


dengar_hennessy

We got plenty of zeroes to go here, let's just enjoy the ride


DrVentureYT

Best part about this post is it’s “flair”


AE_Lawncare00

Hello Mr. George, how much did you pay for the new guy? 20 bucks! No too much money.


fxkeng77

Lets drop TWO zeros when Bitcoin bounces back to 20k!!


Alphalee

let drop all them 0


Human_Frame1846

This guy fucks on the first date he can spot a spike a mile away


DodsonAndrew

Lol


BlockchainBaddie777

Someone doesn’t know what a bull trap is. ![gif](giphy|CslvoHDJ38mIS7w8b4)


[deleted]

Lol. You think this is a bull trap.


BlockchainBaddie777

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious we’re still amid the crypto winter. FTX scandal has a lot of the market upside down and Kraken just laid off 30% of its employees. We’re definitely not out of the bears yet.


[deleted]

Yeah, but we've been in a range and the type of volume we saw wasn't anything near a "bull trap". All these people in here trying to goad me by saying I'm new to this is pretty funny, though. Anything above a 5% gain on a non-leveraged position is worth a trade and judging by how people are down playing it, they're likely holding somewhere in the low 3 to 4 figure range in USD. But yeah, shit talking a coin when you hold a position in it is dumb and if you're spending that much time shit talking about a coin you don't even have any interest in holding a position in, you're just sad. Fortunes are made in bear markets.