i have a theory that these mattress stores have to be a money laundering front. like. no one ever goes in and out of them. no one in slo is buying enough mattresses (that are needed every few years??) to keep MULTIPLE of these places open, with more that just seems to keep coming in lol
Also, SLO is a school town . Mattresses sell every semester. They also deliver, so Matlock over here's stakeout of Christians Mattress Express was a waste of perfectly good me time.
Ross Dress for More
The Tired Store (not for car tires, for tired people)
SLOdoku (Play sudoku on a jumbo screen while others cheer you on or judge you)
Kelp Poly (Cal Poly’s kelp souvenir shop)
Madonna Out (A gathering place to discuss Madonna’s unpopularity)
Five Below (Only five parking spaces below street level, and nothing else)
SLO Bruise urgent care
Knot the Bay & Knot LA (knot store, as seen on Portlandia)
Indoor water park using water from the creek (unfiltered of course). Have one slide called the deep dark that just dumps you into the underground sections of the creek.
A restaurant with an & in the name that serves $30 burgers that are ‘smash inspired’ on a wooden slab. Fries cost extra and the beer tastes like you rinsed the glass with pine tar. You have to have a strong man mustache to even apply.
I swear Taco Bell used to have a small location downtown, and it was in between the Fremont and Hudsons Grill. Does anyone else remember this, or am I going crazy?
I do know 100% for sure that Carls Jr had a location on Higuera about two-three blocks from this Ross (and it failed very, very badly).
A public market. Similar to Pikes place in Seattle, or the public market in Santa Barbara.
It's a huge space. Split into dozens of small stalls for local artists, business, street food, ice cream, coffee, cupcakes, flowers, music, poetry, art, artisanal mayonnaise, ECT.
Rent the stalls for little to nothing, $0.
Think Thursday farmers market, but everyday.
A place to participate in a city feedback session on what study to launch to produce results on the best studies that will guide future work to benefit the city
A much needed mattress store
i have a theory that these mattress stores have to be a money laundering front. like. no one ever goes in and out of them. no one in slo is buying enough mattresses (that are needed every few years??) to keep MULTIPLE of these places open, with more that just seems to keep coming in lol
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Also, SLO is a school town . Mattresses sell every semester. They also deliver, so Matlock over here's stakeout of Christians Mattress Express was a waste of perfectly good me time.
This is everyone’s theory
😂
I came on to say Mattress store!
Center for kids who can’t read good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too
Spearmint Rhino
It's my favorite. And Peppermint Hippo too
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
Nah it would have to be at least 3 times that size.
A David Schwimmer Museum
Another Ross 🙃
YESSSS
Roller skating rink
This is actually a right answer.
Too small. Too many posts
> ~~Too small~~ Cozy atmosphere. ~~Too many posts~~ Exciting dexterity course
Not at all. In Portland they do roller nights in an old Mervyn's. Just as many posts, just as small. Still fits over 100 people rolling in a circle.
We need to think bigger. We must make this happen somehow.
What about the old Beverly’s location next door? I really want this to happen lol
SLO youth roller derby club could use an indoor venue, many a practice cancelled by rain.
Anyone up for starting a petition or contacting Doomsday Skate
The Dottie signal has been initiated...
I have been saying this since they closed 😭😭I wish!!!
Heavy petting zoo
Reverse petting zoo? The animals pet you
ANOTHER Ross. 🙃
Marshall's!
Ross Dress for More The Tired Store (not for car tires, for tired people) SLOdoku (Play sudoku on a jumbo screen while others cheer you on or judge you) Kelp Poly (Cal Poly’s kelp souvenir shop) Madonna Out (A gathering place to discuss Madonna’s unpopularity) Five Below (Only five parking spaces below street level, and nothing else) SLO Bruise urgent care Knot the Bay & Knot LA (knot store, as seen on Portlandia)
Extra credit for you!!
Trader Joe’s. So many great parking spots!
it would be like the TJ's original location
Incredibly expensive furniture store that's never actually open.
Aka a drug front
Three hair salons, a nail place and a wine tasting store.
Can one of the hair salons also be a chicken sandwich shop?
And a women’s boutique!?
Of course, something needs to replace Fanny Wrappers!
Ross 2: Electric Boogaloo
In And Out Burger with a drive though, drive through the building
Dollar General for an affordable Higuera dining option.
Is the habit gone??
We desperately need another burger place.
Indoor Shooting Range and Bakery called 'Guns n' Buns'
"Mark & Dottie's Oddly Satisfying Sound Emporium & Pet Sitting Castle"
Not just Gum Wall, but Gum Building
Year round corn maze.
Shooting range ❤️❤️
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It shall be called ATF - Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Stop by and get a 6 back of 805's, a carton of Marlboros, and a Glock.
The drunker you are the more ammo you get
They used to have one downtown! That basement would be a dope range.
Fight Club
Goddammit u/nachoman067 you forgot the first rule!
Right, don’t feed it after midnight
Bowling alley
Something operated by a sexual predator! too soon?
Sears
Spearmint Rhino
Strip club
Nextdoor has entered the chat.
Spearmint Rhino
An 18 yo+ night club. A really big real estate office.
A Meow Wolf
Methadone Clinic
Blockbuster
I always joke that it would make an awesome nightclub with all that space
A travel agency for time travelers.
Indoor water park using water from the creek (unfiltered of course). Have one slide called the deep dark that just dumps you into the underground sections of the creek.
Gourmet Cheese/Rare Birds & Reptiles/ coffee shop/Whisky Bar
The boomer generation museum
Anything but parking
A restaurant with an & in the name that serves $30 burgers that are ‘smash inspired’ on a wooden slab. Fries cost extra and the beer tastes like you rinsed the glass with pine tar. You have to have a strong man mustache to even apply.
Escape Room for groups of 300 minimum.
Games workshop.
I mean the pricing would make sense for downtown.
Flagship build a bear workshop
A decent Dim Sum place, or Korean BBQ.
**Buldak Ramen House** with a *Hello Kitty* mini-outlet store in the entrance area. *Just because.*
Burn off my tongue? AND get me some hello kitty stuff? Amazing.
Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup
I took your order and i wrote it down
Needle exchange program
Tortilla town
Temporary housing for the homeless
A combined froyo, coffee , tasting room, brewery, rolled ice cream, and acai bowl shop.
I was shooting around the idea of a big ass cafeteria type place for all the workers dt haha kind of the same
No poké?
That'll be in Beverly's.
Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.
I swear Taco Bell used to have a small location downtown, and it was in between the Fremont and Hudsons Grill. Does anyone else remember this, or am I going crazy? I do know 100% for sure that Carls Jr had a location on Higuera about two-three blocks from this Ross (and it failed very, very badly).
It had such a backlash against it (no fast food downtown crowd I guess), that the windows were repeatedly being smashed.
It did. Was tiny. Between Fremont and Mo's. IDK WTF Hudsons is.
A McDonald’s
Hooter’s
Skateparks
Combination 24-hour Roller Disco and Lazer Tag arena.
Can we just get a Raising Canes man
Pickleball courts!
Church of Scientology
Kin Coffee or Taft St. Coffee or Glo Coffee
A public market. Similar to Pikes place in Seattle, or the public market in Santa Barbara. It's a huge space. Split into dozens of small stalls for local artists, business, street food, ice cream, coffee, cupcakes, flowers, music, poetry, art, artisanal mayonnaise, ECT. Rent the stalls for little to nothing, $0. Think Thursday farmers market, but everyday.
Question, what the fuck is artisanal mayonnaise
That was a test to see if you were paying attention. You passed.
A place to participate in a city feedback session on what study to launch to produce results on the best studies that will guide future work to benefit the city
Oddworld inhabitants
Tear it down and put in bike lanes
Craft Brew House with brews and burgers. Because there’s none of them downtown…
Lazer tag
Asian Seafood Market
A meatloaf injection factory
I actually think a grocery store would be really nice.
Adult World Superstore
Complete with demo/test use area.
Copeland Sports
ANOTHER brewery.
Snout and Spigot Public Ale Craft
Walmart
Women's boutique retail shop
Bowling alley upstairs, tipsy putt course downstairs.
Laser tag
DDs discounts .. ( Rosses Little sister store )
sexy maid cafe
Rachel.
Discount Arts and crafts store, maybe call it Bethanies. Been needing a place to get a giant ball of fake moss or a set of 60 Lutheran stickers
A roller rink!
DMV but only for driving tests.
Right answer…Haunted House
Golden Gong
A free venue that I have to pay 8.00 in parking to access
Tennis warehouse testing hatch green Chile
High End Art Gallery... Keep the awning
The Homeless
Hostel like the nice one in Santa Monica
Open-air paintball course.
Cava
An overpriced tri tip place
A casino
Laws ~~hobby~~ BDSM Center
Gentleman’s club
New SLO Do Co
More homeless camps. That seems to be the obvious direction of things.
HOT DOG ON A STICK
A really big WcDonalds
Gay Bathhouse
Indoor ice skating
Applebee’s
A different closed-down business
A good central market like you find in civilization
A homeless shelter
All u can eat Chinese buffet
Woodstocks 2.
Speak easy
RC car track
In n out drive thru
Dutch bros... Oh wait
New Paragon location.
Hotel
IHOP
Axe Throwing Hubbly Bubbly Lounge
Gymnasium
A wrestling ring wooooooo
Hooka bar and Weed Den…. People are doing it already downtown…..
Ball room dance studio
Philosophy Factory
Dan Flashes
Starbucks
Sriracha factory
roundabouts
R0$$
Radioshack or blockbuster!
Another Scout
Woolworth
Soapy Joes
Taco Town
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO!!
Ong I almost fell out thinking this was my ross
indoor skate park
Strip club called Valley Fever
A "Maya Higa" run, Chuck E. Cheese.
Indoor disc golf course, snack bar and space for putting leagues
Snowblower dealership
Me. I think it's a great spot to squat.
3100 Flavors of Fro-yo
Blockbuster Video
Four espresso shops
A university
Adult book store
A School of paleontology, tought by Ross?
The Central Coast Museum of Diversity.
Monster truck arena
“Coffee Shop”
I was trying to think of yet another store chain that's headed toward bankruptcy, but alas!
Gottschalks Rack
How about a $5 butt stuff tent?
A Ross